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Some people buy sandwiches, some people make sandwiches, a few sad people steal sandwiches....& some people mine sandwiches. Smelly people generally....weird smelly people with odd robots!

The Doctor & Leela are in a massive Immodium container trying not to slip on all the molten candle wax & regularly checking their shoes & shaving their armpits! Things are coming to a head with the chicken restaurant, but could a massive gun help?

Let's face it, the Doctor isn't having a good day. On the face of it, he should be, with chicken restaurants to choose from, but he's putting a brave face on things & has gone to search for Imodium with Leela. Can he face what he will find in part 3? Face the facts - no!

The Doctor is off on a jungle experience hoping to find a talking cabbage, but instead has found a construction company of chicken restaurant worshippers & a massive carving of William Shatner. Where on earth could this go from here? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 13 -  "Face of Evil, Part 2"  so you can...

A jungle. A construction company building a condo complex. Where will they put the supermarket? Where will they put the chicken restaurant? Why do they wear those uniforms? & will the Doctor break the 4th wall, & will he pick up a new chum? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 12  -   "Face of Evil, Part 1"&nbsp...

In this week's exciting episode the Doctor returns from Chessington World of Adventures for a final (!!!) climactic meeting with Jeff...that is assuming he isn't sidetracked by Spandex & Igor's questionable cuisine, of course!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 11  -   "Deadly Assassin, Part 4"  so you can...

In a break with tradition, the Doctor has decided to forego the story for a week & instead has headed to Chessington World of Adventures, where doubtless he won't be shot at, poisoned, set on fire, or given liquorice....or will he? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 10  -   "Deadly Assassin, Part 3"  so you c...

The Doctor has gone home but is already having problems. He seems to have shot the President with a laundry staser & worse still there's pizza waiting for him which most normal people wouldn't touch with a barge pole!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 14, episode 10  -   "Deadly Assassin, Part 2"  so you can watch the...

The Doctor has dropped off his chum Sarah because he has received an urgent space fax from his old mucker, Dudley & is heading back home for the first time in over 100,000 years. Let's hope he didn't forget to cancel the milk! Let's also hope he's packed a laundry staser, because they always come in handy! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season...

You probably thought the songs were over. You probably thought we wouldn't sing about snakes and frogs. Well, you're wrong, we have another episode chock full of improv musical madness from Tinder and Furtive Tuesdays. (If you're new here, that's Kinda & Four to Doomsday) Enjoy, this audio only musical experience.

Here at Doctor Who's Line, is it?... Anyway! DWLIIA to the cool kids, we strive to bring you only the highest quality banter and the most skilled improv. That carries over to our normal conversations that we record to show we're definitely not improv robots! You definitely won't be falling asleep to this! Here's Darren, and Miles chatting, with Sue bringing up the important points and snippets of...

The Doctor & her chums have taken an impromptu trip into space but forgotten to bring a spaceship! Let's hope someone comes along & that they have a functioning toilet with fresh unused toilet rolls. Now... divorce anyone? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 11, episode 2  -   "The Ghost Monument"  so you can watch th...

As we reach our 100th episode the Doctor has decided to celebrate by regurgitating into a lady (!) & getting a job on Virgin Rail! There she finds herself embroiled in a tale of soup, accents, eels, bad impressions & made up careers! Will she ever be the same again? & will we?!! Happy 100th!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Series 11, e...

With the twins getting ever more annoying, the owls becoming more prominent, the clothes not getting any less garish, Zac Efron getting older than seems possible & Peri somehow managing to stay inside her shirt, the story is racing towards its conclusion faster than a slug in a sleeping bag! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 24...

Peri's Tata Temple has gone tits up & with it the Doctor (it might reduce his swearing but somehow we doubt it!). How will Peri escape? Or will she settle down with Zac Efron, or the annoying twins, or the driving instructor slug, or maybe the owls? Listen to find out! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 23  -   "T...

The Doctor has regurgitated into a sweary twit with even less fashion sense than ever! In his confusion he has mistaken Peri for Adric & naturally tried to throttle her, but thanks to her not talking in the 3rd person she has survived for now, but will she make it to the end of episode 2? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 21, episode 22 &n...

Having ultimately failed to get rid of his companions the Fifth Incantation of the Doctor had too much to drink, got visions of Adric & promptly regurgitated again! Now he is once again a different man, but what is he like? Does he like children? Does he like badges? & can our version improve this story? You'd better believe it!!! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you...

For any listener longing to have a peek behind the improvising curtains, to hear the chat before we hit play... this week we have Drew, Darren, Sue, Randy, Phillip & Miles talking about Doctor Who as their strangest characters yet, THEMSELVES! Enjoy, this audio only experience.

To see in 2019 we thought you might all enjoy some banging tunes & what better ones to pick than the ones which focus on the grumpy 5th Doctor who wants to ditch his companions, the wonderful Adric, Tegan & Nyssa & game-loving maniac - Jeff? Sit back, slip off your shoes & chill out to the songs emanating from Kat's Red Volvo! Enjoy, this audio only, musical experience.

Christmas is coming a little bit early! Now travelling on his own, the Doctor fancies a spot of jousting, so naturally heads for Victorian England - or the set of Oliver - but trouble is afoot. Artists are behaving weirdly & some old friends have teamed up with a mad posh woman! Is that cider I can smell? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Special...

There's a cockroach on the loose with a urine crystal for a brain, so goodness only knows what it'll do. What's the best way of dealing with it? Either send a squad of wannabe heroes that took part in the Cockroach Wars or teach it interpretive dance. You choose! Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 14 "Dragonfire Part 3"  s...

The Doctor has taken leave of what senses he possessed & is currently dangling over a cliff & facing almost certain doom! Will Savlon Glitch help him or will he wait till he drops & pinch his brolly? Is that a small ledge which has appeared? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24, episode 13 "Dragonfire Part 2"  so you can...

If you want to go to a place where they serve the very best candles, where the cockroach infestation is rife but the roaches are painted white & have little hats, & where toilet paper is put to quite bizarre use, then follow the Doctor & Mel to S'Fartos, where 'friends' old & new are waiting for you! Listen close for a special introduction! Queue up your DVD player or media file &a...

Mel has gone to an all-you-can-eat meat party hosted by Gaviscon, boss of the Bin Men...probably in the hope of finally getting a drink! Will the Doctor join her, or is he still tied up with that Welsh girl? Will Billy get it on with the chicken? & how many times will someone get on or off a bike this week? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Seaso...

At the holiday camp in Wales Mel is struggling. The camp has no more alcohol, the Doctor has hooked up with a Welsh girl, she's been accosted by the Bin Men & her room mate has laid an egg which hatched into a snot boy which has now become a small green girl! Will she ever trust Travelocity again? Queue up your DVD player or media file & we’ll tell you when to press play on Season 24,...