Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

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Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.

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Jun 15, 2026

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Episodes

Andrew French Interview Part 3 - Last season, The Watford Observer and the Scott Duxbury interview 17.06.2022

Having covered his previous role at the club Andrew takes us through his experiences as a fan last season and how they have informed his work now that he is , temporarily, back at the Watford Observer. We get the low down on how Andrew got to interview Scott Duxbury and what his hopes are moving forward for the club. Huge thanks to Andrew for his complete openness, humour and humility. COYH! Learn...

Andrew French Interview Part 2 - Elton John, Gianluca Vialli and Ray Lewington 17.06.2022

Andrew takes us through life at Watford after GT has retired plus what it takes to run a press day for GT and Sir Elton John! We also find out which manager was hit with a meat pie and what Che Guevara has to do with Macclesfield! Part 3 coming very very soon - The Watford Observer and The Scott Duxbury interviews Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See...

Andrew French interview Part 1 - The Graham Taylor years (NSFW) 16.06.2022

This is part one of a chat we had with Andrew French. This episode details his early days as a fan of Watford through to his time working closely with Graham Taylor in the late 90s. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - SURVEY RESULTS 09.06.2022

Justin, Carl and Peter talk through the DNSYE survey responses, our lack of of insider knowledge, Carl plays “Scone in 60 seconds” and we ask if modern football has gone too far with this monstrosity! When does the season start again? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO CHELSEA 2 - 1 WATFORD (NSFW) 22.05.2022

The final match of the season very much summed it up as a whole as Watford whimpered to a 2-1 defeat at Stamford Bridge. The tone of this Twitter Space is very much "roll on next season" Thanks to all that contributed as always! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcast...

Allan Smart Special Part 2 (NSFW) - the lost interview 19.05.2022

This is part two of a lost interview we did with Allan Smart almost a year ago. This episode looks back at his time at Watford - there's a certain goal at Wembley that features quite heavily! There is strong language used from the start in this recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about you...

Allan Smart Special Part 1 (NSFW) - the lost interview 18.05.2022

This is part one of a lost interview we did with Allan Smart almost a year ago. This episode looks back at his career before he signed for Watford in 1998. There is strong language used from the start in this recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.c...

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - END OF SEASON REVIEW 2021/22 17.05.2022

We are joined by a cross-section of the faithful as we pick through some of the highs and lows of the 2021/22 season. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 0-0 EVERTON (NSFW) 12.05.2022

It's never dull following the Hornets! Rob Edwards joins as Head Coach for next season and after Roy Hodgson Wave-gate on Saturday we host Everton in a nil-nil draw that he is high on work rate but short on quality! Most people seem pretty happy about both! Whilst boo's didn't happen at the Vic the empty seats were enough to register a sizeable protest vote against Roy, the regimes performance in...

Andy Collins! He's back (and he's sweary!) (NSFW) 09.05.2022

Back again to air his views is our ever-popular guest Andy Collins. Without holding back he lets off a bit of steam regarding events on and off the pitch this season. It is a bit sweary so you have been warned! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoi...

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO CRYSTAL PALACE 1-0 WATFORD (NSFW) 08.05.2022

So where to start!?! Well, we were relegated and Roy Hodgson didn't wave to the Watford fans even though he's employed by the club and had just presided over the final nail of relegation being firmly nailed into this seasons coffin. This was because the Watford fans were too far away (those pesky Watford away fans!) where as the Palace fans he was happy to smile and wave to! Then Carl was bitten b...

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - VICARAGE ROADIES, PALACE & WHAT DEFINES A HORNET? 06.05.2022

As the season winds it's way wearily to it's conclusion we discuss Justin's Vicarage Roadies experience, look ahead to Palace, find out what makes a hornet and so much more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 1-2 BURNLEY (NSFW) 01.05.2022

Well there lots in this one!!! Firstly Watford intent on providing consistency concede two late goals to grab defeat from the jaws of victory! ALl the reaction to that and.... ......we have more famous people than you can shake a stick at plus our regular contributors and some new voices too!! Watford supporting Radio One DJ Chris Stark contributes and interacts whilst on route to Blackpool for a...

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - THE PR DISASTERS & WISHLIST EPISODE 28.04.2022

Justin, Carl and Peter look at the PR disasters that have come via the comms team at the club this season then go through the listeners five point wishlists for next season Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - FINANCIAL REPORT SPECIAL 27.04.2022

After the Supports Committee debacle it has taken us a while to get to look at the Annual Financial Report that was released last month - here Peter takes Carl and Justin through his take on the numbers, the actions the club has taken since and his view on Premier League clubs financial backing and what it all means for us Hornets! COYH Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoice...

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO MANCHESTER CITY 5-1 WATFORD (NSFW) 23.04.2022

After the disappointment of the stoppage time defeat at home to Brentford the Hornets travelled to the Etihad to face Guardiola's expensively assembled team that were looking for a 15th consecutive win over Watford. The 5-1 defeat put the supporters in both a reflective as well as forward looking mood. Most would agree the end of the season can't come soon enough and the hope that a fresh start in...

The World v Carl - Round 13 (Greg Theaker - The Rematch) - NSFW 18.04.2022

VAR has been called into play and a re-match has been ordered to correct a great injustice. Greg Theaker returns with a need for revenge and a peculiarly large amount of insight into buying cricket bats in the High Wycombe area. Carl mainly wonders how he got into all of this and why we keep asking him questions about Tommy Mooney! This and not a lot more in the World v Carl Season One FInale! Lea...

TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 1-2 BRENTFORD (NSFW) 16.04.2022

So a difficult end to a difficult week. The aftermath of the Supporters Committee mishandling is still raw but perhaps a result in the latest must win game with the added incentive of not suffering a record breaking 10th straight home defeat would pick up the support. Well we'll never know because having missed two clear opportunities in the 93rd minute, Watford conceded in the 95th minute. The se...

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - SUPPORTERS COMMITTEE SPECIAL 14.04.2022

Peter interviews Carl and Justin over the recent initial Supporters Committee meeting to try to go over how it came about, and to try to answer as many questions as we can following the release of the rather brief notes from the club. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit p...

The World v Carl - Round 12 (John Parslow) - NSFW 13.04.2022

John Parslow is the opposition for Carl, in our trivia penalty shoot out Watford nonsense and both are playing down their chances but it is another participant that gives a performance that only Trevor Benjamin could be happy with! Who you ask? Listen and find out in this episode that tries to corrects its blasphemous track record and fails on all levels and Carl tries to convince everyone that 50...

The World v Carl - Round 11 (Marc Mesgian) - NSFW 11.04.2022

King of Scotland Robert the Bruce, it is said, once sought inspiration from a spiders continued attempts to build it's web – Carl’s own spidery tale is less poetic and see’s him mainly gurgling unnecessarily! In a titanic battle between Carl and Marc Mesgian – it comes down to the wire but - “Who will triumph?” and “What happened to the spider?” are questions you’re probably not asking! Find out h...

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 0 - 3 LEEDS UNITED (NSFW) 10.04.2022

So the trapdoor to the Championship is opening before us after a 3-0 home defeat at the hands of Leeds United and as if that wasn't enough to talk about the club release details of a newly formed committee made up of fan groups, bloggers and podcasters including our own Carl! Carl joined by Sam Ucko (from WD18) and Tom Wicks (Golden Pages) try their best to respond to questions put to them by unde...

The World v Carl - Round 10 (Danny Ion) - NSFW 08.04.2022

Carl is trailing and needs to pull a rabbit out of a hat. This may be problematic as Carl appears to have neither a hat or a rabbit! Carl takes on possibly his hardest opponent to date and we find out what is the opposite of a "worldy", Carl struggles with Welsh former players (again) and Danny tests the patience of his family whilst on holiday!!!! Contains strong language Learn more about your ad...

Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO LIVERPOOL 2-0 WATFORD (NSFW) 04.04.2022

Strong Language warning: This is the raw and unedited recording of the Twitter Spaces reaction to the match against Liverpool on 2nd April 2022 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

The World v Carl - Round 9 (Alex King) - NSFW 04.04.2022

The World v Carl - Round 9 (Alex King) - NSFW https://linktr.ee/donotscratchyoureyes Warning - strong language throughout! Will Carl add another win to his tally as he takes on Alex King in the next round? Listen to find out! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastcho...

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