Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes
Ever wondered what it’s really like to support Watford FC? Well now you can find out as Justin, Carl and Peter guide you through the highs and lows with the help of fellow fans, ex-players and celebrity hornets. We are a podcast by stupid fans for fans who have patience and a low level of expectations as to what a podcast should deliver. This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes.
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Jun 15, 2026
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Episodes
Joao Pedro: A chat with Newcastle fans 18.08.2022 34:06
With the rumours surrounding the departure of Joao Pedro to the north east, Newcastle podcast 'Loaded HQ' asked us on to give our opinion about the potential transfer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO BIRMINGHAM CITY 1-1 WATFORD (NSFW) 16.08.2022 1:00:47
As it finishes 1-1 at St Andrews we reflect on a game that was low on quality and goal mouth incident. In the normal chaos that is the DNSYE Twitter Spaces universe new father (for the second time) Uncle Ron complains about Adrian Marriappa conceding an own goal three seasons ago (we put this down to a lack of sleep), Greg imagines he might be a bus and then realises very strongly that he isn't, G...
The Opposition View - Birmingham City not here!! 14.08.2022 29:42
So what to do when the opposition don't turn up!!! So a late no show from the Blues stopped us talking abut Eustace and Deeney so instead we just rambled away and covered all the things you would expect in an opposition view vs Birmingham City - meaning mainly Aston Villa, Gabby Agbonlahor, Richard Keys and his hairy armed daughter, Emmanuel Davis and Keinan Davis and strangely something called "b...
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - KIT AID SPECIAL 13.08.2022 45:17
Justin and Pete talk to Derrick Williams the founder of Kit Aid about this remarkable locally started, yet global charity! Formed in 1998 by Derrick Kit Aid has gone on to provide football kit to those areas of the world that are most in need, with some spectacular and unexpected consequences. Graham Taylor is central to the story and very close to the hearts of all at Kit Aid and there are storie...
TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WATFORD 1-0 BURNLEY (NSFW) 13.08.2022 1:26:58
Top of the league after 3 games should not be sniffed at!!! A tactical change from Rob Edwards saw a change to a back four, an impressive debut from Hamza Choudhury, and a birthday from Tom Cleverley that saw a winning goal and an injury but we debate his performance with some differences of opinion. Loads of contributions from our regulars, news on comings and goings and even maybe an exclusive (...
The Opposition View - Turfcast 10.08.2022 19:54
We're joined by Joe from Turfcast as we preview the forthcoming fixture against Burnley Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO WBA 1-1 WATFORD (NSFW) 09.08.2022 1:25:09
As it was superbly called on twitter 5 word reviews - A game of two Sarrs. In the end a draw was more than we deserved in a performance that saw the Baggies running rampant against the Hornets who had taken a 12 minute lead through a moment of genius from Sarr. No one could complain that Albion equalised just before half time and when Sarr was bought down in the second half, it would have been unf...
The Opposition View - The Albion Show 07.08.2022 24:48
The lads speak with Joe from "The Albion Show" ahead of the Hornets trip on Monday to the Hawthorns. We pick over the transfer window, the Baggies thoughts on Steve Bruce and get an update on the son of a former Watford favourite plying his trade in the black country. Carl tries and fails to get tips on local curry houses and everyone gets over excited when Pete tries to be over clever with a segu...
100 Years At The Vic - A Chat With Watford Museum 04.08.2022 55:49
We chat to Neil and Sarah at Watford Museum about the "100 Years At The Vic" exhibition. Bricks, turnstiles, large clocks and more are discussed (this is more interesting than it sounds, honest) and we find out which previous exhibit used to move and fall over in the night! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. L...
TWITTER SPACE - WATFORD 1 v 0 SHEFF UTD 02.08.2022 1:05:20
Post-match Twitter Space reaction to Watford 1 v 0 Sheff Utd. In a rare (but hopefully very repeatable) moment of wonder, the Watford fans are able to reflect on a victory at home. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TWITTER SPACE - FOUR DAYS TO GO & GENERAL CATCH UP 28.07.2022 1:19:05
A spaces convened to talk about the excitement of the new season as it dawns. Spoiler alert: Uncle Ron laughs! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
2022/23 season preview with Benjamin Bloom 27.07.2022 53:14
YouTube Championship expert Benjamin Bloom sits down with us and analyses the forthcoming season. Who are the surprise packages? Will Watford get promoted? Why does he like Kenilworth Road so much? All this and more is discussed! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcas...
The Opposition View - The Red Half Of Sheffield 25.07.2022 45:56
The Opposition View - The Red Half Of Sheffield We talk to Chad and Noah who run the Red Half Of Sheffield podcast as we look ahead to our opening match against The Blades on August 1st. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Tommy Mooney Special - Part 3 (NSFW) 24.07.2022 53:13
Punters questions are mixed amongst your hosts normal meandering nonsense and Tommy is polite enough to play along. We cover Liverpool away - collars down, blades of grass in medal cases, living on a desert island, injury nightmares, Hive Live during lock down, marriage proposals, calling people during lockdown, what Jamie Moralee and Chistophe Dugarry do and don't have in common and who you'd rat...
Tommy Mooney Special - Part 2 23.07.2022 35:42
In part 2 we look at the 1998/99 Season in detail. Peter gets his 6's and 7's and all mixed up, we discover Alan Smarts middle names but most of all we find out about a group of players coming into the Championship and not being fancied to do well who with hard work, determination, impeccable leadership and a team bond went on to create history - if that isn't a big enough metaphor for this season...
Tommy Mooney Special - Part 1 21.07.2022 1:10:05
Few players have been taken to the hearts of Watford fans as quickly or so intensely as Tommy Mooney. He was kind enough to give us an entire evening. In Part 1 we discuss his early football days in the North East, how when Graham Taylor released him from Aston Villa he had a grin from ear to ear, his time at Scarborough and Southend including a bust up with a manager (but definitely not a Mayor!)...
Do Not Scratch Your Eyes - BASSINI AND OTHER ENTERTAINMENT 15.07.2022 57:49
Justin, Carl and Peter discuss the transfer window so far, the return of derby days and some pre-match entertainment that only one of them remembers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Maduka Okoye Special 10.07.2022 28:02
We catch up with new goalkeeper Maduka Okoye during a quick break at training camp in Austria. Punters Questions and the local derby are covered! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TWITTER SPACE - ELTON JOHN, A PRE-SEASON CHAT, BALANCED ANXIETY ABOUT SIGNINGS SQUAD NUMBERS, HALL OF FAME AND A NEW WEBSITE 07.07.2022 1:17:39
A spaces convened to talk about the Elton John Concerts and the revelations that came out with SEJ wishing to return to active involvement in the club! We discuss how anxious or calm people are about the lack of signings to date and Uncle Ron is for the first time in his life accused of hiding! We launch the new donotscratchyoureyes.com website launching the Hall of Fame and some squad numbers for...
Allan Smart Special Part 3 (NSFW) - the lost interview 01.07.2022 54:04
This is part three of a lost interview we did with Allan Smart almost a year ago. PLEASE NOTE: This podcast is not our usual player interview fare. It is an honest and frank account of Allan's life after football which goes into his private life and troubles with the law. There is strong language used from the start in this recording. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices...
A catch up with Murwalls 30.06.2022 19:10
We catch up with Marc Silver from Murwalls to talk about the recent work he's been doing for Watford FC and other projects has on the horizon Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Andrew French is BACK! (Part 3) 26.06.2022 46:47
In our finale of Andrew French’s anecdotes from his time at the club from 1998-2003, Andrew recalls the GT’s relationship with Fergie, the play off preparation being interrupted by a national newspaper stunt plus the practical joking battles between Stevie Palmer and the press office boys is revealed! Also we resolve the long overdue debate about what precisely a calzone actually is and Andrew giv...
Andrew French is BACK! (Part 2) 25.06.2022 34:13
Part 2 of our second chat with Andrew French where he gives us more tales of life at Watford FC and answers your questions. Part 3 to follow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Andrew French is BACK! (Part 1) 24.06.2022 35:18
You wanted more so we're giving you more! In our second chat with Andrew French he gives us more tales of life at Watford FC and answers your questions - this is part 1, more to follow! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
TWITTER SPACE REACTION TO 2022/23 FIXTURES 23.06.2022 33:14
We dust off the Twitter Space button and have a look at the key fixtures in the newly released 2022/23 fixture list! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
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