Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

Hear all the fan reaction after a positive night where we finally put up a performance in the League Cup and routed MK Dons 5-0. A Tom Ince hattrick will get the headlines but a host of positive signs sees Hornets fands trying not to get carried away!!!! Its not easy!! Unedited and Raw COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are no...

A goal from a corner, a free kick from miles out and Rajovic grabs a late winner!! What not to like. Here's all the fan feedback after taking 3 points away from the Den in the first game of the season!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannon...

We join the guys from From the Rookery End, Voices of the Vic, The Watford Way, Golden Pages and The Hornet House to chat with Tom Dele-Bashiru about the season opener and his time at Watford. Do let us know what you think of this type of content. The seasons nearly here!!!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessari...

We came together to discuss Clevs excellent 3CR interview (well done Geoff Doyle and Derek Payne btw), before covering the Fan Engagement Plan and the elements in it. Finally we covered the huge thank you's relating to our pre season "Big Night Out" and finish with a few quick Q&A's The seasons nearly here!!!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The vie...

So we start another round of frustration, disappointment and wailing and gnashing of teeth - and that's just our prediction league!!! We chat to Chris from "Chat with Chaps" and compare disappointing transfer windows to date, decide if we like, loathe or aren't bothered by new club shirts, plus we forecast promotion and relegation positions in a new segment that will favour the people we talk to j...

We got together on Monday night (so prior to the Wycombe game) to chew the fat over the closed season, what we hear is going on and what the new season may or may not shape up like. Oh and we bang on about the Big Night Out - do come if you can!!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. H...

Justin, Carlos & Peter who normal eschews all forms of physical exercise visit one of the CSE Trust projects "Man On!" a sports-based mental wellbeing programme designed to support men aged 18+ with their mental health through physical activity and a conversation café. The programme brings together a group of men who share the same interest in sport and have similar struggles and helps build posit...

Carlos, Jason, Hemal a& Pete enjoy a full Scottish breakfast the morning after the night before when a mixed squad went to Easter Road and grabbed a 3-2 win with some really impressive performances especially from the younger players pushing for more regular first team inclusion. Topics covered include - drunk karaoke DJ's , irn bru, deep fried mars bars, our Scottish ambassador Abby (who was grea...

We sit down and chat to Matt Stirling who will be joining us on our Big Night Out on Aug 3rd. Matt is a professional magician, stuntman and hypnotist that got through to the semi-finals of Britain's Got Talent in 2019. We talk through his three careers, some big names are dropped, there's a ton of Jammy Dodgers and so much more! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eye...

A tournament we came so near and yet (with the performances) so far. Here's the fan reaction as look at the final, the tournament, where England so forward from here, a Harry Kane missing persons report, the legacy of the Southgate era - if he leaves the post as seems likely and we even look ahead to the Copa America final a bit (which is no use for you as the finals been played by the time you he...

Firstly thank you so much to everyone who has contributed to a great event that will make a big difference. Carl & Pete went to Bovingdon FC who kindly hosted a sponsored walk and fund raising event for Charlee in order to equip her home with a system that will for the first time allow her to communicate simple choices, the likes of which most of us are lucky enough to take entirely for granted. A...

Three grumpy men so old that they chose to grade the England team using O Level marks for their tournament contributions so far discuss our hopes and fears for the second Euro's final in a row. We compare Gareth Southgate to Andy Murray, find out why Carl isn't going to Berlin with his new rather fetching bucket hat and find out if Justin has become more enthusiastic, less sceptical and less....we...

So Ollie Watkins comes on, runs in behind and gets the winner!! What do supporters think? Do we revise our assessment of Gareth Southgate or does the fact that the goal came from the kind of change that people have been calling for mean he should have done it sooner!! Different people have different views and opinions - and that's ok. Hear what people think about qualifying for only our third majo...

Through to Garth Southgates 3rd Semi-final in 4 tournaments and performed well in the penalty shoot out - so are we churlish to criticize a performance that whilst better still fell short of our hopes and expectations pre-tournament. We hear lots of fan comment before being diverted to what to do when "caught short" in a traffic jam or on a train and why you shouldn't drink from wine bottles in th...

Carl is trying to tick off his list of countries left on his Xenophobic Clipboard - unfortunately his list seems to contain France a number of times. We try to work out the likely finalist, using mainly lazy cultural stereotypes and Justin's limited knowledge of....well pretty much most things, and possibly cause ructions in the European Sausage market!!! Absolutely no better than you remembered i...

Justin hosts the fan reaction after the fourth poor performance at Euro 24 for the Three Lions however the England team find themselves through to the Quarter final against Switzerland at the weekend due to a last gasp equalizer from Bellingham and a Kane winner less than a minute into extra time. The callers however aren't fooled and judge on what they see knowing that the level currently being p...

The boys pour over their predictions from the group stages and despite some disappointing results decide to plough on predict the results of the last 16 and thus the quarter final fixtures - will be any more accurate, will ever shut up about Suzie Dent and is Justin enjoying or enduring the tournament are questions that we will probably fail to answer!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded b...

Justin and Pete struggle with technology to try to get to the fixtures at 9am on release day and finally, more by luck than judgement, get to see the list of fixtures and provide their particular brand of idiocy where analysis should be!! Lots of advise for Jessie and others now planning a week long trip to Portsmouth in April plus good news for those hardy souls who braved the Plymouth rain on ne...

More fan reaction as England's lacklustre performances continue and yet we finish top of Group C. Strong language and opinion This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Pars...

All the fan reaction after the dismal performance and 1-1 draw with Denmark in the 2nd round of games of Group C at the Euro 24!!! All good fun - unless your Gareth Southgate!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul...

Loads of nonsense but the important stuff here is towards the end of the podcast - please help us help Charlee - Thank you so much GEORGIA, TRAINING KITS, THE NEW BLACKED OUT RETRO’S JUSTINS SOCIAL ANXIETIES, LOCAL RADIO, THE INVESTMENT THINGY, FAN OWNERSHIPS, CARL’S WEAK CONSTITUTION, XYLOPHONES AND BLUE CHEESE BOYS, JONATHAN BONDRUMOURS, DAN BACHMANN STATS, WORM EATING,  WEST COUNTRY BUILDERS, O...

The immediate fan reaction after an initial 1-0 win and a split performance between 1st and second halves plus we look at the tournament so far. Top of the table after one game This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul F...

Following our complete shambles of a prediction and preview of Group C, Pete chats with Goran a Watford fan from Serbia about the Serbian national team, the hopes for their first international tournament in a long time, the number of players the country is producing but the issues with the Serbian domestic football and the enthusiasm for English football and why he ended up supporting Watford and...

PART THREE We conclude our chat with Malky as he moves to Cardiff and we broach the subjects of serial stalker Don Cowie's contract, club loyalty or lack of it to players, managers and vice versa, Malky's first season with Cardiff and a league cup run all way to the final and penalties and making the play offs, the Hanger Lane Gyratory system, the famous Cardiff kit change, signing former hornets,...

PART TWO We carry on a hugely enjoyable conversation with Malky by finishing off his "1 in 10" with stories of the great and the good including a certain goal from a certain defender we all loved. We discover which player he tried to take to Ross County twice, plus a couple of players who he knew from Watford and managed at Cardiff. In light of Clev's stepping into management we discuss Malky's ex...