Do Not Scratch Your Eyes

The lads chat with Louis and Rob from Surprise Shirts and here the story of how Louis, then aged 16, set up the company to provide mystery football shirt boxes, which has grown and grown - now having sent "surprise shirts" to 74 different countries and is now a full family business. We discuss shirts with rain forests and cloud cover, which kit Louis supplies to his 6 a side team, the sponsorships...

We catch up with Cov fan Dave for the 5th time in part one of our Coventry Build up, Jarvis makes Mickey Gynn smaller, John gets the US dice rolling and an odd prediction for the champions of the Championship is made!!! Dave and Justin try to work out which is best Oasis that are getting back together or the Smiths who are not!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch...

Pete got down to Grosvenor Vale to see the Hornets take on MK Dons Ladies and deliver an 8-0 score line and a sumptuous performance which could have been higher had the MK Dons keeper not been in great form. We catch up with Melis and Jade about their respective injuries, Coral and Gemma about their performances and of course Renee Hector. We also chatted with Head of Football, Helen Ward about he...

We and our friends from FTRE, VOTV & The Buzz Podcast put some questions to Academy Director and bona fide 90's legend Richard Johnson about his playing career and the academy at Watford. We were very groan up and didn't just shout "SHOOT!!!!" - despite the almost overwhelming desire to do so! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast...

A great performance down at the Meadow against a Generals team absolutely determined to play their game, their way. Renee Hectors team saw the deeper squad utilised and some really impressive performances put in to go through to the next round of the League Cup but also to stake claims for a starting position on Sunday at home to MK Dons in the League. We caught up with recently retired Bianca Bap...

Pre-match tracksuits, Football tier lists, Contraflows, unnecessary requests for your email address, speed walking & sweetcorn & whether sub goalkeepers are spoiling everyone's fun are put in the dock and judged!!! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Ch...

Justin, Carl and Pete make another attempt to tale about the football of the last three matches but inevitably cover Plymouth Grannies, Danish forwards, Carl entering Bramall Lane wearing no socks, the purple third kit (Justin does not approve), Harry Souttar's hair cut (Justin does not improve), Larouci's defence frailties (Carl doesn't approve) and Pete blames FIFA for conceding the stupid decis...

All the fan reaction after the 1-0 away defeat t Sheffield United and an odd early own goal! COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, N...

The Boss talks to the press about the transfer window (as of Thursday 29th) and preparation for the Sheffield United game at Bramall Lane on Sunday. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean...

Friend of the podcast Barry from Watford returns to support our campaign to keep calling the Harlequin the Harlequin as it was named int he late 80's by releasing a special pair of "Barry from Watford" shirts reminiscent of that era! In the meantime we cover off the Bermondsey area, Watford Springs swimming pool, Noel Edmonds, The New Penny burgers of dubious quality, Dennis Taylor, Sinitta & Wilf...

We are joined by FTRE, VOTV & The Watford Way to put questions to Mattie Pollock ahead of the away game at Sheffield United COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, Joh...

All the fan chat, online reviews and assorted poetry from the 2-0 home win over Wayne Rooney's Plymouth Argyle - the 5th consecutive win for the Hornets this season!!! We really are trying not to get carried away - but that keeps getting harder!!! Some "fringe" players staked another claim for further involvement in the League and we start comparing players to other players and Pete mispronounces...

We speak to Chad who is held at least partially for the bloated monstrosity that the prediction league has become (others too are to blame)!! Gary and Greg roll around in the bunker whilst the dog attacks Rob Hulse. Chad in the meantime shows why many describe him as the Justin of the Sheffield United world for his cheeriness when it comes to following his team!!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been cr...

Pete was down at Grosvenor Vale to catch the Women's team first home game of the season. The Golden girls put in a much improved performance and stick to their managers footballing principles as they won 1-0. After the game we chatted with Meghan Chandler, Anna Filbey and Manager Renee Hector. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcas...

A tricky start but a thoroughly disciplined and characterful performance. Pete tries but fails to not get over excited, Wendover gives tips on Curlywurly's, Woody asks quite what is going on with Sierralta's hair - is it long or isn't it? Ayman makes a quite superb debut call and thinks we could possibly need different tactics home and away, Olly carries on his march to take over the world of medi...

We are joined by our counterparts at FTRE, VOTV, The Watford Way, Golden Pages, The Hornets House & The Buzz Podcast to put questions to CEO/Chairman Scott Duxbury. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiand...

Geoff Doyle and Andrew French put the questions to the boss ahead of Derby coming to the Vic with the Hornets looking for a further consecutive win this season. COYH!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander T...

We fail to launch this podcast quite spectacularly but fortunately we have Jake from Rams Talk (an award winning podcast) who manages to drag us kicking and screaming towards being informative with information on Derby who we haven't seen for a few years!!! Eventually our normal shoddy level of delivery returns with the Prediction league and other nonsense as we look ahead to another home game tha...

Justin, Carl and Pete make an, inevitably doomed attempt, to try to actually talk about football for a bit without going off on a tangent about the 1970's, food, London Transport Museum socks or how Carl has managed to lose consciousness this month!! We hear from players after all three of the games so far this season and not only judge each on what we think but also whether the answers are "media...

Pete goes to Aveley for the Women's game against Hashtag United and is impressed with the hosts, the ground, the new purple kit but not so much enthused about a certain linesman! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holli...

Here's the second half of the callers reacting to an outstanding second half performance against Stoke and all the 5 words and long forms, limericks and haikus!! COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander...

After a solid competitive first half performance, Clevs rang the changes in the second half and Watford ran out 3-0 winners and comfortable to boot!!! Here we have the immediate fan reaction. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2...

Here are Toms thoughts on an encouraging week and ahead of the Stoke City match at home. COYH!!!! This Podcast has been created and uploaded by Do Not Scratch Your Eyes. The views in this Podcast are not necessarily the views of talkSPORT. Huge thanks to all our Patreons: Chris Giannone, RichWFC2, Steve Holliman, Paul Fiander Turner, Sean Gourley, Lee Anselmo, John Parslow, Mark von Herkomer, Neil...

Peter, Jon from "From the Rookery End" and Cal from The Hornets House, quiz new Women's team manager Renee Hector and Captain Meghan Chandler on how pre season has gone and dealing with the ups and down's of the last two seasons. We find out about Renee's background playing and coaching including experience with the National Team Development Under 17's and the Watford FC Development squad last sea...

We chat with Mike from "Every step along the way" through Stoke's pre season and early results, Steve Schumacker and a striker we missed out on. The prediction league sees Tim and Charlie roll dice and Jarvis do a lot of barking, which by our guess should have meant predicting Watford 14 - 0 Stoke!!! Plus Justin now thinks we are going to win everything!!!!! We show that we still don't know how to...