Dive Bar Astrology

Chris is still away on tour so Jess and Producer Jenny have a slumber party-style Girls Night, complete with face masks/pajamas/snacks, astrology review, gossip about hot people, + Jenny's List, featuring an Astro Probe with Leah Wellbaum of LA-based band  Slothrust . This week's advice:  1. Should I move in w my partner or stay living w my parents? 2. I'm about to move in with my long time partne...

This week we SWAP ROLES. Chris teaches Jess about something he loves that she knows nothing about — Tom Cruise's Edge of Tomorrow (2014) —  and this time we give Producer Jenny A MIC (despite her very tender sore throat), featuring an Astro Probe with Samira Winter of LA-based band  Winter . This week's advice:  1. What is an N Node? And how do people with heavy Libra learn to stop focusing on ple...

This week we talk Jupiter, Jess' ghost story, cat invasions, Boston terriers, letting ppl touch your lemons, emo Magellan, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Steph Knipe of Adult Mom . This week's advice:  1. The U.S. sucks, should I move to Canada? 2. How do I make things less awkward with one of my co-workers? 3. Is it worth continuing my long distance relationship if they won't commit?  Webs...

This week we talk Mars, candy bars, aphrodisiacs, Anchor Man, Winnie the Pooh, homeschool kids, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Sarah Tudzin of LA-based band Illuminati Hotties . This week's advice:  1. How many babies should I have? 2. I'm starting college, how do I survive and make friends? 3. Can Jess expand on how her brand of astrology isn't rooted in mysticism?  Website  /  Instagram  ...

This week with an audience of live spiders we discuss Venus, gravitational embraces, Oedipus, Banksy, prog rock, + more, featuring an Astro Probe with Ally Einbinder, bassist of LA based band Potty Mouth . This week's advice:  1. How can my wife and I relight the flame? 2. I landed my dream job but my bosses always fight and make my environment bad, what do I do? 3. Can we expect an astrology-them...

This week we take a break from teaching Chris astrology and launch our first advice marathon, featuring an Astro Probe with Conor Murphy, vocalist of St. Louis based bands  Foxing  and Smidley . This week's advice:  1. Does being born on the cusp of two signs bear much significance? 2. How do you stay hopeful about connecting with others? 3. My life feels like it's spiraling, where does it get bet...

This week we discuss Mercury (including retrograde), Gen Z, immortality, Deadpool, + more. This week's advice:  1. How do you ask someone for their natal chart without it being weird? 2. How would astrology work if you were born on another planet? 3. Is it crazy to purchase someone else's birth certificate online to make their natal chart? Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrol...

This week writer/comedian/actor Brittany Ashley joins us to discuss The List, where we look at the sun/moon signs of all our romantic partners and dissect our love patterns. We also introduce a NEW SEGMENT HEHE called Astro Probe, where we lightning round guests with 3 personal questions.  This week's advice:  1. How do I find love in a dating app age? 2. How can I stop trauma bonding and start fl...

This week we discuss the Moon, moms, the WB frog, Hooters, + more. This week's advice:  1. In new relationships, when is it necessary to bring up my ex-fiancé who left me for someone else? 2. I need a mattress for $400 or less, what should I get? 3. I recently discovered I am a Pisces-Aquarius cusp, what sort of changes should I make based on this information? Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Bec...

In our third episode we discuss the Rising Sign (with the assistance of a maraca), Snooki, The Sopranos, classic rock bass lines, + more. This week's advice:  1. Every time I hang out with the person I've been seeing she wants to get drunk, but I want to try hanging out sober. What do I do? 2. What has helped you keep going when you've felt stuck? 3. When I talk to the girl I like my confidence is...

In our second episode we discuss the 12 signs and their corresponding vehicles, the number of udders a cow has, seeking retribution from your dentist, + more. This week's advice:  1. How do I get my therapist to stop bringing astrology into my sessions?  2. Do certain signs attract or repel other signs? 3. I'm in a depressive episode and usually chop trees down as self care but now they're all cho...

In our first episode we discuss the natal chart, the Big 3, why we don't trust moms, Long John Silver's, our therapists, + more. This week's advice:  1. My significant other is flirting with someone else and I only know about it because I secretly read their texts  2. I have a crush on a guy at work and someone told me he's into me, should I make a move?  3. How do you stop loving someone who brok...