Dive Bar Astrology

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Scorpio season, more Venus & Mercury retrograde, the New Moon in Scorpio, the Elizabeth Holmes documentary, Meta glasses privacy issues, flying Teslas, Katie Zachariah's hiring and firing, the nearly-livestreamed execution, the latest spikes in violence, the French protests, and the Victoria's Secret fashion show. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Scorpio season, Mercury retrograde, the Full Moon in Taurus, the scariest transits for the rest of the year, Ms. Rachel, Shane Gillis's SNL cold open controversy, the Russian plague scare, and Calvicular's looksmaxxing camp. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro Forecasts: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos F...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Libra season, more Venus retrograde, the New Moon in Libra, Pluto stationing direct, the new Great Depression, the new wave of Canada bans from the White House, the Nicole Kidman moment, and Taylor's The Life of a Showgirl: The Encore deluxe release. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Monthly Astro Forecasts: Jess's Patreon...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Libra season, the Full Moon in Aries, Mars entering Leo, Mercury entering Scorpio, Venus retrograde, the Emmys, the rising AI panic, the new foldable iPhone model, the Elizabeth Holmes documentary trailer, the Sydney Sweeney sports ad, and the latest viral trends including the creepy Cat in the Hat trend, the Rick & Morty aura memes, wellness darties,...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover our time together in Chicago at the United Astrology Conference, Venus entering Scorpio, Mercury entering Libra, Uranus retrograde, the new Moon in Virgo, Chiron retrograde, betting app regulation, Florida banning Flock cameras, the Kirkaversary, the latest environmental headlines, ICE's robot dogs, and the latest celebrity deaths including Dolly Part...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Virgo season, the Full Moon Partial Lunar Eclipse in Pisces, Jupiter trining Saturn, Luigi pleading guilty, AOC's many recent headlines, the 'country hicks' who blocked an AI data center, the Live Nation Good Charlotte drama, the latest round of celeb deaths and near-deaths, the latest pop news including Britney and Rihanna's upcoming projects, a...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Virgo season, the New Moon Total Solar Eclipse in Leo, Mercury entering Virgo, Gen Z finally entering their drinking era, the increase of wildfires in North America and Europe, Charli XCX's new album 'Music, Fashion, Film', Ariana Grande's new album and video for 'Petal', and the new trailer for upcoming film Wicker. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Ab...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Leo season, the full Moon in Aquarius, Venus entering Libra, Mercury entering Leo, Mars entering Cancer, the U.S. parasite outbreak, the Love Island USA S8 finale, Trump removing endangered species habitat protections, the trad wife vibe shift, Ariana Grande and Ricky Alvarez getting back together, The Odyssey, and the World Cup final. Book an As...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Leo season, the Barbault Basket, the unusual cluster of youth tragedies, the Empire State Building climbers, America's 250th birthday failures, Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce's wedding, and the Vatican's Excommunication of SSPX. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Cancer season, Venus entering Virgo, the New Moon in Cancer, the World Cup, Peter Thiel's secret celeb cult, Oliver Tree's fatal helicopter accident, and answer the eternal question — is Trump finally dying? Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Cancer season, Chiron entering Taurus, Jupiter entering Leo, our Jupiter in Cancer recap, Trump's birthday UFC ring, the Knicks championship win, and Backrooms. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on Instagram: @divebarastrology | @inkblot_astro | @kro...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Gemini season, Venus entering Leo, the New Moon in Gemini, the end of Spirit Airlines, the Pope's encyclical on AI, Trump skipping his son's wedding, Ashley St. Clair's Elon Musk TikToks, El Niño, the famine, The Roast of Kevin Hart, and The Devil Wears Prada 2. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jes...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Gemini season, the Venus-Jupiter conjunction, the Full Moon in Sagittarius, Mercury entering Cancer, the Hantavirus outbreak, Epstein's suicide note, the Fergie and Diddy friends with benefits scandal, Kim Kardashian failing the bar exam again, and the e.l.f. co-founder's new calling. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support &...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover more Taurus season, Pluto retrograde, Mother, @floralbel, the Trump assassination attempt, Trump fighting the Pope, the missing scientists, the U.K. smoking ban, the Turkey school shootings, Sydney Sweeney's Devil Wears Prada 2 cut, Bieberchella, D4vid's murder charge, AI stock, the Geese psyop, Clavicular's OD, the Vrabel cheating scandal, and all th...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover Taurus season, Venus in Gemini, Uranus entering Gemini, Trump's Iran threats, Ethel Cain's nudes, Pam Bondi getting fired, Hershey putting chocolate back in chocolate, and the decline of American consumer goods. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos Follow Us on I...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology we cover even more Aries Season, Mars in Aries, the Meta & YouTube lawsuit, the Anthropic AI U.S. government drama, cheating AI fruits, Druski's Erika Kirk video, the Army enlistment age increase and weed conviction allowance, Kanye's new album, the latest roundup of celebrity deaths, and the Chinese dog escape. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Ke...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover more Aries Season, Venus in Taurus, Venus square Pluto, the War in Iran, Timothée Chalamet's opera and ballet hate, JFK Jr. and Carolyn Bessette's Love Story, and new Epstein files and theories. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side Projects: Jess's Patreon Newsletters: Inkblot | Kronos F...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover Aries Season, Mercury Retrograde, Kurt Cobain's new forensic analysis, more Epstein file updates, El Mencho's death, the U.S. Olympic ice hockey teams, Kylie Jenner's lip filler speculation, Hilary Duff's new album, and the celebrity GoFundMe drama. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Support & Side P...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover the lunar eclipse, Mars entering Pisces, Venus entering Aries, the Mars-Uranus square, the zodiac signs in the Epstein files, the Guthrie kidnapping, Clavicular, Ilia Malinin's figureskating fall, the curling cheating scandal, The Moment, and Wuthering Heights. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kate Kettelkamp Supp...

In this episode of Dive Bar Astrology (formerly Inkblot Astrology), we cover our new podcast name, Pisces season, Saturn entering Aries, Valentine's Day, the Aquarius solar eclipse, Chappell Roan's Grammys dress, the Epstein files, ICE, TikTok, nihilist penguin, the Melania doc, Sinners, Catherine O'Hara's chart, and the Taylor and Travis wedding delay. Book an Astrology Reading: Jess Abbott | Kat...

We've been hitting it off so well co-hosting the show together that we've decided to separate from Jess' individual practice and rebrand to incorporate both of us! Our show will be staying exactly the same and with the same RSS feed, but with a new name and new show art: you'll now see us showing up in your feed as Dive Bar Astrology! Our first episode under the new name will be out on Tuesday, Fe...

In this episode we cover the Aquarius stellium, the Jupiter-Chiron square, the Saturn-Neptune conjunction, Survivor 50, the return of 2016, and the Greenland drama. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology Tiktok:  @inkblotastrology  |  @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover Aquarius season, Venus and Mars in Aquarius, Neptune entering Aries, Maduro's kidnapping, Timothée Chalamet's natal chart, and the 2026 astrology of the year ahead. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology Tiktok:  @inkblotastrology  |  @kronosastrology

In this episode we cover the Capricorn stellium, its Jupiter opposition, its T-square with Chiron, Venus-Mars aspects and medical aesthetics, New Year's Eve, and our Astrology & Pop Culture Year In Review: Top 10 Moments of 2025. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology Tiktok:  @...

In this episode we cover Capricorn season, the end of the Grand Water Trine, Mars entering Capricorn, the Luigi McDonald's snitch audio, Jeffrey Epstein's dental chair, and the 1994 release of Mariah Carey's All I Want for Christmas Is You. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology...