Dive Bar Astrology

In this episode we cover Saturn stationing direct in Pisces, the Mars-Saturn-Neptune square, parasocialism, aliens, organ donors, Wicked 2, the Epstein files, reaching flow state, and the shuttering of MTV, Farmer's Almanac, and Teen Vogue. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology...

In this episode we cover Sagittarius season, Venus in Sagittarius, Mercury retrograde, the government shutdown, Mamdani's mayoral election victory, Rosalia's new album, The Mummy 4, Scream 7, and social media etiquette. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology Tiktok:  @inkblotast...

In this episode we cover the Scorpio Sun-Pluto square, Mars in Sagittarius, Roof Man, Kirsten Dunst & Sofia Coppola, the government shutdown, the NBA/mob gambling scandal, the Louvre robbery, & Vogue's new editor. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology Tiktok:  @inkblotastrology...

In this special Halloween episode we cover Scorpio season, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, mystic rectangles, the 8th house, Edgar Allen Poe's natal chart, the Salem witch trials, Jack the Ripper, the Smurl hauntings, Kate's own incubus haunting, the history of Halloween, Taylor Swift's album release, Greta Thunberg's power haircut, and the return of the Choco Taco. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  | ...

In this episode we cover Libra season, Venus in Libra, the Mercury-Mars conjunction, Jupiter returns, Selena Gomez and Benny Blanco, TikTok cronyism, free speech, Bad Bunny, Twin Peaks, and pumpkin spice lattes. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology Tiktok:  @inkblotastrology  ...

In this episode we cover Libra season, eclipse season, Mars in Scorpio, Freakier Friday, bathhouses, The Imp of the Perverse, the TikTok trade deadline, Nike's new slogan, Charlie Kirk, and frogs. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology Tiktok:  @inkblotastrology  |  @kronosastro...

In this episode we cover our own irl meetup in Maine, Saturn's Rx back into Pisces, eclipse season, the Taylor Swift-Travis Kelce engagement, the Pam Anderson-Liam Neeson fake romance, Christianity, diamonds, conspiracy theories, and Shrek. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology...

In this episode we cover Kate's dissertation on integration, Venus in Leo, a September t-square, parenting in the age of social media, Sydney Sweeney, breast milk ice cream, Pam Anderson, Taylor's new album, martial law in D.C, and the Lana Del Rey-Ethel Cain drama. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_...

In this episode we cover the first 2 weeks of Virgo Season, the end of Mercury retrograde, more Sun-Pluto anxiety, Venus entering Leo, the Manhattan shooter, the Ghislaine Maxwell meetings, AI bunnies on a trampoline, and Spaghett. Book a Reading:  Jess Abbott  |  Kate Kettelkamp Support + Subscribe:  Patreon Newsletters:  Inkblot  |  Kronos Instagram:  @inkblot_astro  |  @kronosastrology Tiktok: ...

WELCOME BACK! It's been five years since the last episode, and a lot has changed — Jess is now a certified and diploma-holding psychological astrologer with a full-time practice, and there's a brand new co-host in the mix: archetypal astrologer Kate Kettelkamp of Kronos Astrology. In this episode we introduce ourselves and cover Leo Season, Mercury Retrograde, recent major outer planet ingresses,...

Huge news: I'm now offering natal chart readings! You can book one HERE . Listen for more details, including how you can win a free reading, + a fascinating interview with data scientist Alex Boxer , author of A Scheme of Heaven: The History of Astrology and the Search for Our Destiny in Data. Purchase his book HERE . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Become an Inkblot Book a R...

More Taurus earthiness, immortality, Ashton Kutcher + Mila Kunis and their Quarantine Pinot Noir , and a discussion on wine with veteran sommelier Zoe Wilkins .  ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Taurus season, societal shifts, Chris Crocker, We Are The Union , and a discussion on the recent rise of OnlyFans sex work with OnlyFans content creator Blake. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Aries season, our personal and collective nemeses, Becky Lynch, Ratboys , and a discussion on the world of professional wrestling with wrestler, musician, and cohost of Grap Grrrlz podcast Shahnaz Zarif . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

All bets are off. Join me for some quarantine stress relief. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Saturn moving into Aquarius, a mini forecast, and Mulan. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Mercury Retrograde, Pisces season, a mini forecast, Kaina , and a discussion on the names of the planets with etymological investigation enthusiast Helen Zaltzman .  ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Become an Inkblot Astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Valentine's Day, Cupid, J. Lo + Shakira's halftime show, the Grammy's, the Iowa Caucus, the Impeachment Trial, and a sign compatibility segment with Jenny Owen Youngs . ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Become an Inkblot Read Jess' astrology contributions at  Hooligan Magazine

Uranus, the 2020 U.S. Primary election, Aquarius season, Slow Pulp , and an interview with Democratic strategist Ryan O'Donnell. Click here for the 2020 Primary election dates by state. ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website  /  Instagram  /  Twitter Become an Inkblot Read Jess' astrology contributions at  Hooligan Magazine

Mars, the New Year, astrology memes, Adam Sandler, Capricorn season, Big Thief , and an interview with Courtney Perkins of @notallgeminis .  ✑ EXPLORE THE DARK. Website / Instagram / Twitter Become an Inkblot Read Jess' astrology contributions at Hooligan Magazine

Happy New Year! This week we bid Chris adieu in his final episode, discuss Astrology Apps: which to take into the New Year and which to leave in dusty 2019, plus an Astro Probe with music journalist Dan Ozzi . Stay tuned for an all new show in 2020. Explore the dark, at InkblotAstrology.com This week's advice:  1. How do I stop being reclusive and start dating again? 2. My partner and I both have...

HAPPY HOLIDAYS! This week we celebrate with a special episode on the Harry Potter Houses. We sort the 4 elements, 12 signs, and ourselves, with guest host  Hrishikesh Hirway of podcasts Song Exploder + West Wing Weekly and musical projects The One A.M. Radio + Moors. This week's advice:  1. My family is moving away, should I stay where I am or move with them? 2. My partner doesn't like to do much;...

This week we bore Chris with the Aspects, wind down the educational content of the pod, talk wrestling, money spending, Chris vows to stop talking about s*x, plus an Astro Probe with musician  Shamir . This week's advice:  1. What advice would you give to the WWE to be a more entertaining show? 2. What would you do with $100 mil and how does that relate to your natal chart? 3. How would you group...

This week we talk about the Lunar Nodes, the ecliptic, the Russian whale jail, several ninja turtles, + more, plus an Astro Probe with musician and cartoonist Tommy Siegel of bands Jukebox the Ghost and Narc Twain . This week's advice:  1. A lot of my chart is earth and air but lately I've been crying a lot, why is that? 2. I found out I was the side chick for year so we broke up and have a rocky...

This week we talk about the 12 houses, Howard Sasportas, why the 13th sign is fake news, a barfing dog, dunk tanks, + more, plus an Astro Probe with Frankie of NY based band Macseal . This week's advice:  1. My crush shot me down and it hurts being friends, how do I let go? 2. How can I make my Cancer s/o feel loved and appreciated?  3. My s/o wants us to have a threesome with her coworker but I d...