Dave and Paul

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!

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Futurama Gets Another Season, Dave Takes An 80s TV Quiz, and We Love Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamolodchikova! 10.02.2022 55:36

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Sexy Times! Leonard! Question - Are We Putting Out Too Much Content? A New Futurama Season Is On The Way! Fat Phone Fingers Fuck Up! We're Ladies Compared to Hugh Jackman! ADHD Time! Gardenscapes is Irritating! NY Times Will Destroy Wordle (Allegedly)! Bad Accents! Passive Aggressive Email Shenanigans! Sons Calling Their Moms a &quo...

Yacht Owning Jeff Bezos Continues To Be A Huge Douche, We Play "I Wish I Didn't Know", and Joe Rogan's Misinformation Train! 05.02.2022 57:32

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Sing Songs! Baking! Creaming! Silky Nutmeg Chocolate Ganache! Lemon Squares! Old Necks and Hands! More Toxic Vocal Fry! Rudy Giuliani Causes Masked Singer Kerfuffle! Amazon Prime Price Increases! Sarah Jessica Parker Fires Kim Cattrall, Who Had Already Quit Years Ago! Apparently Dave Is a Cunt! Dave Wishes He Didn't Know! Cheap Peni...

Paul Becomes A Baker, Dave LOVES Teeny Tiny Hands, and Vocal Fry is Trash! 03.02.2022 58:19

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: 20cm = 7.87 Inches = SATISFACTION GUARANTEED! Snow! Al Pacino! Paul Bakes! Leonard Attacks! Floof Powder! Paul Hates Almond! Leonard's Tale! We Don't Talk About Bruno! Bananas! Dave is a Candy-aholic! Blanche! Black Licorice! Paul Enjoys Traditional Banana Bread! Phoebe From Hong Kong! Cubed Wombat Poop! Tiny Hands Painting Tin...

Paul Talks About The Year of the Water Tiger, William Desmond Taylor's 100th Death Day, and We Get So Emotional Baby! 01.02.2022 58:28

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: KUNG HEI FAT CHOY! Happy Lunar New Year! Jean Claude Van Damme The Musical! Paul is a Lion, a Tiger, AND a Bear, Oh My! Dave is a Rat! Paul is a Gay Beacon! Dave Likes To Move It, Move It! 100th Anniversary of the Unsolved Murder of William Desmond Taylor! Mary Miles Minter's Mother May Have Murdered Him! Not Norma Desmond - Mabel...

Happy 36th Birthday to the Challenger Disaster, Dave Takes An 80s Movie Quiz, and The Susan Lucci of "RuPaul's Drag Race"! 29.01.2022 1:01:25

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Finger Blasting! Water Pistol Cat Frolics! The Challenger Disaster! Paul Was Once a Scrambled Egg! Blanche Makes Another Appearance! More Australian Accents! Paul's Conditioning! Paul's Gonna Fuck Dave! ALL The Masks! Apple Reviews Are Broken! We Ranked In Hong Kong! True Crime Cat Lawyer! 1980s Movie Trivia! Six Degrees of Kev...

Our Scholastic Book Fair Memories, Adele's Caesars Concert Cancellation Conundrum, and Sex Facts From 1922! 27.01.2022 58:07

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The 45th Episode Spectacular! Paul's Singing! Man Caves Are Gross! Head Movements Are Funny! Honey Badger Mom! Paul Thinks Dave is a Man! Dave's Death is Imminent! A Failed Gay Test, Oh My! Paul's Belly Rubs! Inward Nips! Dave's Uncle's Nipple Piercing! Lung Related Familial Deaths! New Omicron Variant??!! Paul&a...

Dave's Bad Pot Reaction Part 2, Gay Jokes, and What Grinds Paul's Gears! 25.01.2022 53:30

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: A Tribute To Jim Croce! Time Life Books! Paul Finally Comes Out! We Speak Canadian! Paul Is Breathy In A Sexy Way! Our Heater! Paul Is Mellow Yellow! Leonard's Day Out! Hypochondriac Cats! Lilly Muffinstein! Paul's Bad Dave Experience! Dave's Dramatic! Amy From Bethesda, We Love Ya! Hollywood Crime Scene, Yet Again! We&apo...

Dave Laughs for 15 Minutes About a Toilet, Instagram Sucks At Taking Our Money, and More Celebrity Death Notices! 22.01.2022 54:41

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Gross Mouth Sounds! It's Friday Night! We're Gonna Get Drunk! We're Gonna Get Laid! We're Gonna Be Late On Mondee! Penis Pump Fears! Watch the PSI Whilst Embalming! Bags of Feet! Toilet Death! Leading Causes of Death for Old People? Shitting and Shoveling! Dave Has a Heart Monitor! What Fun! Blanche - Our Down Under S...

Paul's Sleepy Chicken TikTok Trend, We Need To Talk About "Prince" Andrew, and We Love Jim Rash! 18.01.2022 55:49

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The Many Corrections of Paul! Jonathan Groff's Story is Sus! Leonard's Abused Life! Saturday Night Emergency Vet Visits for Crystals! Our Cats Can't Be Monetized! Paul Doesn't Nap; He Sleeps! Rub Paul's Tummy For Luck! Paul's Dreams Are Intense! Comfort Rice! Furry Suit Dry Cleaning! Dave Hates Raw Chicken!...

Paul Tries To Teach Dave About French Numbers, Our First Podcast Fight, and RuPaul's Drag Race News! 15.01.2022 57:38

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Friday Night! Gonna Get Drunk! Gonna Get Laid! Gonna Be Late on Mondee! French Numbers! The Sing Song is Strong in This One! This Merriam Webster Bitch Sure is Shady! Jeff! Clean Up After Your Dog! Dave's English Degree WAS A LIE! Suck Le Blue, Stop Blowing Our Kid! "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" is Amazing! Paul Got a New Ph...

Stephen Tobolowsky is Awesome, The Norwegian Military's Used Panties, and Paul Reads More Hilarious Product Reviews! 13.01.2022 54:44

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: French 40! Celebrity Followers! Stephen Tobolowsky is Everyone's Uncle! Paul's Corrections! Bimbos! "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" is Ridiculously Funny! Click Bait - The Cancer of the Internet! Paul's Canada Post Funtage! Super Canadian Accents! Newfoundland! Chewing Noises! So Many Stories, It's...

RIP Bob Saget and Sidney Poitier (But Not Robert Durst), Dave Loves Hollywood Crime Scene, and Our Hot Take on the "Dexter New Blood" Reboot! 11.01.2022 58:51

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: "Definition"! Thrussies! Poorly Spoken French! Dramatic Gays! Bongs! Isolation Arguments! Ignorant Families! Challenger Disasters and Old NASA Jokes! January 28, 2022 is the 36th Anniversary of the Challenger Disaster! Dave is 50 THIS YEAR! Earls Is MUCH Better Than the Keg! Big and Tall, Short and Squat! Rest In Peace, Bob Sag...

Vegan Nearly Kills Non-Vegan Roommate with Fake Meat, Selling Farts is LUCRATIVE ASF and Dangerous For One's Health, and "Queer Eye" Makes Us Cry! 06.01.2022 57:36

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Immediate Wheezing! Failing the Gay Test! Paul Singing! Roller Skates! The Gay Pied Piper! "In and Out" Nancy Boy! Paul Just Wants to Dance! Coco Was Actually Meant To Be On "Golden Girls"! Leonard! Lilly! Some Fave "Golden Girls" Lines! Fuck Around and Find Out: Soy Can KILL YOU! What the Fuck is a Gluten?!...

RIP Betty White, Amazon's Alexa Nearly Kills Child, and DoorDash Executives Don't Want to Deliver! 04.01.2022 59:17

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The Poorly Sung "Golden Girls" Theme Song! Paul's Sister is Listening! RIP Betty White, and Fuck You, 2021! SERIOUSLY, FUCK YOU 2021!!!! Leonard Acts Up! "Golden Girls" Gay Caterer Hilarity! Horrible New Years Eve Shows! Dave is an Angry White Man! Leonard Acts Up...AGAIN! Andy Cohen, Drunk Off His Ass! Anderson...

Dave Fainted Himself Off the Toilet, Ghislaine Maxwell Is Guilty ASF, and A Very Happy New Year to You All! 31.12.2021 50:40

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The New Year's Eve Spectacular! Paul Sings! Irritating Aunt Sharon! Dave Fainted Himself Off the Toilet, Much to Paul's Chagrin! ASMR Can Noises Make Paul Moist! Slurping! Incredibly Calm Talking! Dave's Side of the Shit Faints! Cracking Knuckles! Paul's Side of the Shit Faints! Butt Naked? Buck Naked? Butt Ass Naked?...

Turns Out Buzz McCallister Is An Absolute A-Hole, Paul's Mom's Priceless Cheese Ball Dome, and "Being the Ricardos" Didn't Suck! 23.12.2021 59:01

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Merry Christmas Eve Eve! Paul is 35! Old Fart! We Forgot About Ethiopia! Paul Tries Out His Sex Line Voice! "Christmas Vacation" Is Awesome In Spite of Chevy Chase's Asshole! We Discovered Something New! After 450 Views! The Elderly Are Transcendent! Holy Fuck! A T-Rex Squirrel! Buzz McCallister Is A Scumbag! Dead Wet Band...

Jeff Garlin Fired from The Goldbergs, A Bing Crosby Child Abusing Christmas, and Paul Gives Dave a Love Language Test! 18.12.2021 54:35

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Boogie Woogie! "Jingle All the Way" is Problematic in 2021! A Collection of Clams! Red, Green, and Blue Fairies! Queen Latifah! Turboman vs Iron Man! "Last Holiday" is FUN! Paul Has Been Miserable for 15 Years! Munchhausen Is Not Stockholm! "Live Before a Studio Audience"! VPNs Are Amazing! "Criminal Mi...

Paul's Pine Knob Memories, How Dave Found Out His Mom Died, and "Coming Out Colton" is Awful! 16.12.2021 1:00:51

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: We're 33 Today! Paul Wants to Sing Bips and Bobs! Dave and Paul's First CD Purchases! Ace of Base! Alanis Morissette! Paul Sleeps Through Sharon, Lois & Bram! Who Let The Dogs Out? SERIOUSLY! Finger Banging! We're So Fucking Thirsty! The Baha Men are Uncomfortable ASF! Me-Yow! Paul Continues to Love Kelly Clarkson! Da...

Smug and Smirking Josh Duggar Is Guilty, Paul's Fantastic Boomer Experience, and Horrible Christmas Movie Sequels! 14.12.2021 57:38

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul Needs a Massage! Dave is NOT a Good Druggie! We Talked With Our Friend in Detroit! France! What Are You Gonna Do??! Succession Shivs Us! Alan Ruck is 65?!?! Christmas Time Is Still Here! Paul is Shopped Out! Kink Shaming! Random Porno Stuff! Josh Duggar Has NOTHING To Smirk or Be Smug About! Michelle Duggar's Uterus Escape! TLC...

"Chucky" the Series is Wild, More Christmas Movies, and A.I. Is Already Destroying Humanity! 11.12.2021 59:01

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's Ribs! Militant Swearing! Paul's Thing! LCBO is an Ontario Thang! Dave Geographically Bullies Paul! Wine! Fireball Whiskey! Boomer Money! Alcoholism! Disguising Dave! Animal Ownershit! ASMR Christmas Songs! "Lethal Weapon", "Scarface", AND "Boogie Nights"! "Chucky" Has Great LGBTQ R...

Jeff Garlin's Ongoing HR Issues, Burnt Pumpkin Pie, and Hallmark Delivers Multiple White Christmas Movies! 09.12.2021 56:03

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: IT'S THE 30TH EPISODE! WE DID IT! God Damn It, MORE SINGING?!?! Paul Fuss Farts! Corporate Strikes Again! Paul is Creative and Wonderful! Temper-pedic Mattresses Suck! Paul Fat Shames Us! Doctor Appointments! Paul Must Die Second! Snow Isn't Always Natural! Paul, the Drug Dealer! Jeff Garlin Enjoys Meeting With HR! He Still Doe...

Our Favorite Candy, Tim Hortons Sells Justin Bieber Balls, and Dave's Hilarious Coming Out Story! 07.12.2021 59:40

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Randy Newman or Choking a Cat? You Decide! Sing Song Time is Over, Regardless of the Razzmatazz Clause! We Really Do Talk Like This All of the Time! We Made Almond Butter Cream Icing with Cinnamon! Check Out Our Instagram to See! Dave's Sweet Tooth Inherited From Nan! Dave Loves Necco Wafers! Candy Issues - Who Wants Coffee Flavoure...

Our Favourite Musicals, Our Favourite Christmas Movies, and Seth Rogen's Adele Concert Experience! 04.12.2021 54:38

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dave FINALLY Gets a Song Right! Dave's Health is Precarious At Best! Leonard Contributes to the Show - AGAIN! True Crime Cat Lawyer! Leonard Continues to Contribute! Dead Keyboard Cat Makes More Per Year Than Most People! Dave is Scared of Tattoos, Unlike Paul and Kurtis Conner! Paul's Phone Interrupts Us! Jeff Bezos' Peni...

Paul's Hemorrhoidal Experience, David Discovers Kurtis Conner, and Walmart Sex Toys in The Kids Section 02.12.2021 56:13

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: David Attempts ANOTHER Opening Jingle! Apparently Practicing Jingles on the Toilet is the Way To Go! Grandparents Advise To 'Burger King' It Up When in an Argument! No Bad Ideas in a Brainstorming Session! The Ass-wiping Assistant! Hemorrhoids Are Speed Bumps?! Paul Gets Personal About the Bum Area! David Works Really Hard at...

Omicron Persei 8 Will Destroy Us All, Paul and Dave Talk Movies, and Christmas is Coming! 27.11.2021 58:51

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dirty Songs! Turkey and Sales! Christmas Shopping! Omicron Persei 8 Actually IS Deadly! Travel Restrictions! Thanksgiving Meals Will Be Fun For Some! Tara Reid's Boob Wants to Celebrate Sharknado, too! A Brand New Variant, Yay! Thanks Selfish Cockheads! Paul's Load Love! 1918 History Lesson! Pinched Nerves and Broken Teeth! Leo...