Dave and Paul

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!

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Horrible Lizard Person Plastic Surgery, John Wayne Gacy's Voice From Beyond The Grave, and Woman Rescued From Outhouse Toilet! 26.04.2022 52:35

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Technical Troubles Suck! Dave's Emotions! Dave's Wet Noodle! Show Notes Are Important! We Loved "The Nan Movie"! Elon Musk Is A Huge Prick! Reddit Porn! Paul's Chubby Thumbs! Paul's Lack of Scrolling Ambidexterity! Paul's Abelist Shaming of Dave! No Doctor Phone Calls! No Solid Poops?! Drakkar Noir Suck...

Paul's "Thor: Love and Thunder" Excitement, Gross Buffet Stories, and Our Great Big Huge Awesome Announcement! 19.04.2022 55:48

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Leonard! Languages! Buffoonery! Donnie and Marie and Incest Porn! Ya Basic Colours! Dave's Stroke Causes Paul To Take Over Theme Song Duties! Recorders In School = Hatred Of Our Parents! Epic Announcement Teaser! Dave Loved Episode 73! Paul Loves Natalie Portman! Chris Hemsworth - Please Make Us Thore! Dave's Creepy Playlist! T...

Frank Langella Fired For Sexual Harassment, Paul Can't Say 'Subliminal', and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 16.04.2022 54:13

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: More Sing Song! Boot Scootin' Boogie! We Love Amy Sedaris! Please Don't Cease And Desist Us! We Love Tina Fey and All Her Shows! Plane Masturbation! Bad Boy Frank Langella! The Best Vincent Price? Dana Gould and Bill Hader! Dave Likes To Make Hand Gestures! RIP Gilbert Gottfried! Prostate Exams Are Free! The Only Bottom At The...

"RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars" Season 7, More Florida Man Shenanigans, and Recycling Fun with Paul! 14.04.2022 50:25

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: CeCe Peniston - Finally is a Bop! 60+12=72! More French Lessons! David Attempts a Jingle Again! More PEP Please! Drag Race All Stars Season 7 Queens! We Love Jinkx Monsoon! Monét X Change is CUTE! The Vivienne Doing “That” Impression was Impressive! We Love Jaida Essence Hall! Controversial Season 12! Sherry Pie Is Back?! Is Cancel...

Paul's Spooky Stories, We Watched "Jimmy Savile: A British Horror Story", and When You're The Only Bottom At The Orgy! 12.04.2022 54:17

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Nat King Cole! 71 Makes You Cum! Subconscious Brain Habits! Eye Flickering! We're Cat Food! Nope...They're Picky! Poopsicles! Foley Artist, Paul! Dave'll Be Dead in 10 Years! Dead Old Lady Calls 911! Paul Walker Liked 16 Year Olds! Scary Child Terrifies Father! Don't Open The Door to the Black Eyed Children! Dave&apos...

People Are Disgusting, Dave's Family's Dark Secret, and Friday Night Trivia Time! 09.04.2022 57:23

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Bubble Butts and Colored Strips of Leather! French Numbers Make a Comeback! Perplexed David! Episode 1 Has A Surprise At The Beginning! Let's Do A New Promo! Caitlyn's Got Doubts! Spoopie Cassie Did A TikTok! Dave Is Freaked Out By Cola Frogs! Paul Has Reflexes! Dave Hates Buffets! PEOPLE! ARE! DISGUSTING! Spicy Sprouts! Paul L...

More Australian Spiders (Thanks Blanche!), "The Bubble" Disappointed Us, and Amazon Finally Has A Union! 07.04.2022 58:43

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Sexy Sensuality For Episode 69! Juvenile Jokes and Farts! Blanche and Her Spiders! Annoying Sirens! DIE QUIETLY PLEASE! Funnel Web Spiders Scare The Shit Out Of Us! Barb Fish! Collectable Books! Orgasmic Collectibles! Dave's Carbon Footprint Rant! ADHD Dreams! Ant Crackers! So Tasty! We Want To Be Interactive! Jerrod Carmichael Was...

Todrick Hall Is A Horrible Tenant, Huge Spiders Invade Cars In Australia, and Friday Night Trivia Time! 02.04.2022 56:40

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dave Actually Wasn't Ready! Burps Before Herps! The Abstinence Club! "Moonfall" Continues To Be Trash! David Niven Jokes! The Wayne Brady Strain Makes a Comeback! "Abbot Elementary" Is Amazing! Lost Sneezes! Todrick Hall! Dave Slurs! Dave Love Orange Drink! Sunny D! Crap Candy! Oooogling Boobies! Australian Vomit...

'Florida Man' Stupidity, Man Masturbates at Starbucks, and WTF Random Facts! 31.03.2022 1:00:18

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Oldie Time Diseases! Colonialism Sucks! Alligator Snacks! Bath Salts Are Fun! Cannibalism Is Good for Protein! Phone Searches! Semen Faces! Placenta! Designer Drugs! PCP Rage! Predecessors! Farts! Gross Smoking Dentists! Sexy Noises! Gross Facts! Buckets of Mucus! Sweaty Beds! Drool! Bloopers! "Living Single" Final Season Sucks...

Will Smith Smacked Chris Rock At The Oscars, Woman Suffers A 'Gastrointestinal Fiasco' (aka A Fart Attack), and Kim Kardashian's Non-Apology Apology! 29.03.2022 53:25

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Somewhere Over The Rainbow! Preparation H! Pink Eye! Dave Forgot To Sing Last Episode! 69! The Bitch Slap Heard Round The World! AWKWARD! Jada Pinkett Smith Is Stunning! Dave Makes It About Himself! Bald Men Are Sexy! European vs American Out of Office Alerts! Chris Rock's Weird Fingers! 2 x >50 Year Old Fighters! Masturbatorium!...

Leonard's Dramatic Cat Puke(s), Hilarious Cremation Stories, and Friday Night Trivia Time! 26.03.2022 59:10

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: It's Friday Night! Dave Misses The Episode Number For The First Time! The Normies Vs The ADHDs! Paul Being Hit On! Paul - Extrovert/Dave - Introvert! Suck Your Own Dick With Dave! Russian Industrial Lathes Are Simply Horrific! Bye Bye, Real McDonald's, Hello Counterfeit! REVOLUTION! Would You Rather?! Leonard's Dramatic Tr...

Dave's Late Night Elderly Noises, Paul Pooped in the Car, and Dead Body in a Pub Freezer for 10 Years! 24.03.2022 48:53

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul Singing Again! Feeling Our Oats! 7 Inches of Vitamin D! Liquid Dreams! The Danny Nucci Accent! Je Suis Fat and Gay! CD Changers! Cocktails! Dave Says Era Way Too Many Times! Dave Is Exhausted! Our Second Bedroom - The Masturbatorium! Dave Eats and Drinks in Bed! Farts in Sleep Apnea Tubes! Itchy Assholes! Mud Butt! Car Poops! Freeba...

"Human Resources" Is Hilarious, Poltergeists Infest A British Street, and Adults Adopting Adults! 22.03.2022 1:00:24

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: David. Not Dave! Paul's 20s...not the 1920s! Dave Is 50 This Year! YOLO! Dave's Rock Hard Ass! Paul Wants A Diamond! Blood Diamonds! Paul Doesn't Wear Jewelry! Bowling Shirts! 1990s Dancing! Jock Jams! Middle School Dances! Funny People Are Usually Full of Mental Illness! Doug Jealousy! Paul Admits His Twuntery! Paul Love...

Inappropriate Masturbation, CIA Amy's 1970s Girl's School Rules, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Trivia Time Poop Edition! 19.03.2022 57:21

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Leonard! A New Song Every Episode? How Bob's Burgers Of Us! Linda and Tina! Archer Is Sexy ASF! Aisha Tyler Is Hilarious! Nice Bums! Carpet Is Better Than Hard Wood! Carpet Pee! Leonard Likes To Puke On Things! Leonard's Poop Face! Phantom Boy Poop! Cat Pictures! Adele Dazeen! Masturbating Sub! Allegedly On Video! Jeffrey Pull...

Daylight Savings Time Sucks, Giant Fist Sized Spiders Invading the East Coast, and Paul Teaches Dave About Snake Island! 17.03.2022 59:22

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: SUCK THE BLUE! Warm Temperatures! Fog! Sucking Cock in Hell! Missing/Fused Appendages! Empathy Simulator! Karens! "The Running Man"! Flying Time! Daylight Savings Time Sucks! Let's Make it Permanent! Dave Loves Marshmallows! ICQ! Dave's Mom was Orally Fixated! A/S/L? Paul Was Groomed By Early Online Perverts! Foraging...

Kim Kardashian Thinks No One Wants To Work Anymore, Amy Sedaris Is Comic Gold, and Jail Time with Jussie Smollett! 12.03.2022 55:40

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Notorious Piece of Trash, Kim Kardashian! French Numbers! Bored Drinking! Bubbles! Paul the TikTok Star! Kim Kardashian - Out of Touch Bimbo! Twitter Gets Involved! Magic Mastering! The Lion, The Witch, and the Audacity of This Bitch! Leonard! The Fall of America! The Real Housewives of Drama! Echo Chambers of Stupidity! Flat Earth Is Mo...

Chet Hanks Is A Clout Chasing Schmuck, Paul Reveals His Tanning Bed Past, and Mid-Week Trivia Time! 10.03.2022 57:18

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Chicago! Rhyming Songs! Heaven AND Hell! God Cares When/If You Masturbate! "The Good Place"! Leonard! Fake French! Back Problems! Baby Paul! Chet Hanks Is A Clout Chasing Putz! Sexy Talk! Turkey Dave! Paul's Cerebral Humor! Inebriation! Extended Break In Recording! Weird Candies! Lilly Groomed! :) Christine, Our Wonderful...

Our First Haunting Podcast Crossover Episode, "Black Dynamite" is Hilarious, and Paul Introduces Dave to "Living Single"! 08.03.2022 1:01:53

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Ill Dave! Movement Disorders! "Little Shop of Horrors"! Fozzie Bear! No Happy Endings! Jacked Jonathan Lipnicki! Dead Teen Heart Throbs! "Small Soldiers"! Kirsten Dunst and Jesse Plemons! Cristin Milioti! "Black Mirror" vs "Black Summer"! Paul Rhymes! PNW Haunts & Homicides with Caitlyn and Spo...

We Stand In Solidarity With Ukraine, Explosive Diarrhea Times Three, and Our Favourite Childhood Cartoons! 01.03.2022 1:00:54

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Do You Know The Way To I'm So Gay?! Sing Song Again! French Insults! Molesty Priests! Congested Paul and Lilly! Spring Cleaning! Leonard! We Stand In Solidarity With Ukraine! History According to Paul! Sucky Humans! Small Dick Men! Spoopy Cassie and Caitlyn! CIA Amy! Dave's Explosive Diarrhea! Paul's Explosive Diarrhea! Le...

Paul Is A Gourmet Cook, CIA Amy Totally Ate Her Twin in the Womb, and More "I Wish I Didn't Know" Trivia Time! 26.02.2022 58:45

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Evan Hansen! Jerry Lewis' Perversion! Tom and Bert Stole A Great Gay Podcast Name! Sometimes We Just Don't Feel Fresh! Lilac Breeze! WE NEED MORE BLUE LIQUID! Dave Wants to Discuss Evangelical Christian Science Textbooks! BUT WILL HE OFFEND? (We Know the Answer To This!)! CIA Amy's Cyst! Her Twin??!! Paul Loves Pimple Pop...

Microsoft Outlook Foils Starbucks' Union Busting Efforts, Dave's Experience with Opioids, and The Tale of the Unflushable Poop! 24.02.2022 56:04

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: We Eliminate Cottonmouth! Dave Goes Off The Rails Immediately! LEONARD! Hydration Is Important! Sing Songs! Starbucks Fucks Up Attempt At Union Busting! Step By Step Hat Washing Process! Shoe Cleaning! Typical, Relatable Relationship Chats! Dave is Definitely An Asshole! IKEA Trip! Sklar Peppler! Dave's Comfy Undies! Paul Spills the...

We LOVE "What We Do In The Shadows" and "The Righteous Gemstones", Celebrate Pauly Shore as "Pinocchio", and Paul Grosses Dave Out With A Nasty Ectopic Tooth Story! 22.02.2022 52:38

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: It's FAMILY DAY! YAY! Dave's Movement Disorder Makes An Appearance! TAPEY THE TAPEWORM! Cocaine Flavoured Coke! Heroin Over The Counter? Yes Please! Dave Acknowledges His Incredible Narcissism! We Love "What We Do In The Shadows"! SO MANY JEFFS (See Clips For More)! Energy Vampires! Queer Guillermo! Paul Is Synonymous...

Dave Gets Emotional About the State of the World, Trivia Time with "I Wish I Didn't Know", and Tiny Hands Trump Finally Has a Horrible Week! 19.02.2022 58:01

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Trigger Warning Disclaimer! Wine Reviews With Paul! Dave Practices "Yes, And!" With Paul! Edwardo! Pasta vs Pasta, and Herbs vs Herbs! Tim Horton's Baguetties! Dave Starts Getting Political At Approximately 07:30. If You Want to Skip This Portion, Please Skip To 23:50. Lamb Skin Condoms! Paul's Bad Shopping Experience...

Woman Wants to Marry Ghost Groomzilla Part Deux, Paul's Bingo Bra Money Experience, and The Fattest Things We've Ever Done! 17.02.2022 59:07

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Off The Top Wheezing!! David Can't Control Himself! ALL THE DOLLS! Paul Tries To Explain What's Going On During The Wheezing! David Can't Hear Paul While He's Laughing, So Reiterates Everything! Childhood Dogs! Dogs Fart When They Get Older - Like A Puff Of Wind! Cat Toots! Leonard Has The Equivalent of IBS, But For C...

Paul's Tipsy Thoughts About the Trucker Convoy, Woman Can't Find Wedding Venue To Marry Her Ghost Groom, and Dave Takes An 80s Pop Culture Quiz! 12.02.2022 57:26

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Drunken Paul! Long Toilet Flushes! Trucker Convoys in Windsor Ontario! Paul's Righteous Anger! Janet Jackson Seems Sad! Paul's Drinking is Problematic! 15 Inch Sausages! Did Hollywood Crime Scene Mention Us?! (Dave Said "Mention Me" - He Meant Mention US! DUMB DUMB DAVE STRIKES AGAIN!)! Drunken Inhalations! Paul'...