Dave and Paul

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!

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Dave Got the Diabetes, The Autoblow AI+ Voice Activated Blowjob Machine, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 31.07.2022 52:21

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: It's TOTALLY Friday Night! Smiley Wine! (See it on our Instagram!) Dave's Diabetic Trip to the Hospital! Dave's Wonky Stream! 28 is a Sexy Age...Not So Much a Sexy Blood Sugar Level! "Drink Yer Juice, Shelby"! Hospitals are Fun! Such Comfortable Chairs! Paul's Sugars are Fine, But His Liver is Chonky! Some A...

Introducing the Velveeta-Infused Vodka Martini, Brexit: The Gift That Keeps on Giving, and RuPaul's "Drag Race All Stars 7" Alleged Michelle Visage/Raja Drama! 27.07.2022 55:24

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Fiery Host Drama! "Southern Nights" by Glen Campbell! Paul's Sassy Self! Job Searches Suck! Disorganized Jobs Suck! Paul's Only Fans! Sure to be a Hit! Haaaayyyyy Tim! And Kevin! And Tim's Husband James! And Tim's Dog Max, and Cat Simon! Consent is King! Florida and Texas are Butt Buddies! Velveeta is DISGU...

UK Cinema Open their Doors to Save Gingers from Heatwave, Missouri Fast Food Sign Wars, and More Florida Man Fun! 20.07.2022 53:19

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Having a Heat Wave! No Air Conditioning! It's a Dry Heat! Hot Pockets! Paul is the Cause of it All! Welcome to Our New Patron on our Patreon - Blanche! Paul's Famous "Shepard's Pie a la Paul" Recipe on Patreon! Paul Hates Herbs, but Loves 'erbs! Dave is a Simpleton! All British Houses are Cold, Damp, and Hau...

Retired Vicar Has Sex with Henry Hoover Vacuum, Elon Musk's Father Errol's Grossness, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 16.07.2022 53:28

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The Masturbatorium Awaits! Paul's Back is Better! Thank God! Finger Probes! Hi Luca! Dave Was Molested! Paul Goes Dark! Dave's Fine with it! Paul's Ass! Happy Endings! Klutzy Paul! Paul Was Lightly Run Over! Paul's Falls! Smoking is Gross! TikTok Dangerous Liaisons! Hey, At Least it Wasn't a Kid This Time! Prost...

"Stranger Things 4" and the Doja Cat/Noah Schnapp Drama, The January 6th Committee Delivers Yet Again, and More of Paul's Creepy Stories! 13.07.2022 56:46

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dave Finally got his Well-Travelled Pot! Oh, High There! The Dave Andrews Sisters! Dave's Pot went to Quebec! To Avoid "Stranger Things 4" Spoilers, Skip to the Following Time: 23:02! Podcast Chapters! Dave's Lack of Knowledge Re: Doja Cat! Paul's a Pop Culture Teacher! Doja Cat Miscalculated the Sitch with Noah...

We Swear A Lot This Episode, It Was an Intense News Day, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 09.07.2022 53:18

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: You Stupid Bitch! Rogers Communications Sucks! Shitty Corporate Speak! Dave's Boredom! Our Internet Came Back at 0030 Saturday Morning! Paul's Back Pain! No Pot for Dave! The 80s were SO COOL! Oldie Time Shaming! Dave's Uncle's Crazy Anti-vax Lady! You Stupid Bitch! Lead Paint! Delicious, but Deadly! Shinzō Abe Murder...

Massive Used 'Wet Wipe Island' Changes the Course of the River Thames, Florida Shenanigans, and More of Paul's "Would You Rather?"! 06.07.2022 53:25

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's Burps! Paul's Pains! Paul's Bum! Just Kidding! Am I the Drama??!! Patreon Shout Out to Empathy Heals! Thank You So Much!! Double Food Poisoning Would Be Bad! Tuesday Tarot! Knight of Pentacles! Homo Depot! Used Wet Wipes are Gross! "Wet Wipe Island" - Fox's New Reality Show! Mr. Hanky, the Christmas...

Our TV Show and Movie Round-Up, F-Around and Find Out Tarot Card Reading, and Ridiculous Names Parents Give their Children! 30.06.2022 57:15

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Captain AND Tennille! Mae West! Sperm Banks! Cassidy Hutchinson Provided the John Dean Moment for the January 6th Committee! Gay Conservatives are Ridiculous! Fuck Rights When You Have Fiscal Conservatism! Politics Suck! Social Media Accountability! The Trump Boys and Their Missing Chins! Jeffrey Clark's Pickle Bum! Paul's Mic...

Roe v Wade and the Importance of Voting, Paul Was Nearly Kidnapped as a Child, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 25.06.2022 54:38

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Tension From the Beginning! Everything's Not Awesome! Caitlyn and Cassie From PNW Haunts & Homicides Sent Us Gifts! Yay! Paul's Violence! Tarot Prescience! Paul Blew the Deck! PAUL PULLED THE "EVERYTHING IS FINE" CARD! GET. OUT. AND. VOTE! Dave Gets Frothy! The Supreme Court is Coming for Your Rights! Infrastructu...

Todd and Julie Chrisley Are Going to Jail, Anti-Vax Karen's Daughter Dies of Preventable Measles, and Florida Teens Ransack $8 Million Mansion! 22.06.2022 59:19

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Tits Up! Pride Month! Code Switching! Raging Clues! $300 Shoes! Toronto Theatres! "Harry Potter and the Cursed Child"! Dave's BPD! First Day of Summer! Raging Downpours! Apparently Chrisley Doesn't Know Best! Sex Tapes? Really?! Lindsie Chrisley Also Sucks! Closet Dwelling with Todd! White Trash is Worth Millions in t...

An "Am I the A-Hole" Scenario, Florida Man Crashes Into FedEx Truck While Receiving Road Head, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 18.06.2022 52:46

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Mona Lisa! Dog Farts! Friday Night Recordings are the Best! Units Renovating Units! Louie C.K.'s Cock! Wind! 69! Episode (4x20)+10! Thanks French! Fuck Oil Companies! Paul's Throat Noises! Clip Shows! Cee U Next Tuesday! Am I the Asshole?! Fuck Entitlement! Kids Need Privacy! Kids Whack It! Duh! Popped Balloons! Dave's Na...

"Jurassic World Dominion" was Trash, Boss Allows Masturbation Breaks at Work, and Elephant Kills a Woman and Then Returns to Finish the Job At Her Funeral! 15.06.2022 57:18

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Luca Meats! Paul Needs Work - Just For a Little While! Titanic! Sex Toy Supply Chains! We're Wednesdays and Saturdays, Baby! Caitlyn! Our Very First Patreon Patron! Let's Video Us Doing Our Podcast! Money Makes the World Go Around! Jennifer Hudson is an EGOT Winner! Blanche! Medium Dry Rose! LEONARD! Dave's Sarcasm! "...

Rainbow Washing Reaches New Heights, Missing Pet Tortoise Reappears 30 Years Later, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 11.06.2022 59:31

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The Greatest American Hero! Welcome, New Jersey Friends!! Nude Richard Hatch! Trixie Mattel's Assistant, Brandon! Gorgeous Hair! Leonard! It's His Birthday! He's 9! Leonard Puke! Paul Nearly Puked! Cats Like to Puke on Things! Sports Shirt from Philip DeFranco! Paul Knows A Homosexual Amount About Sports! Paul's GAY?...

Trixie Mattel Is A Marketing Genius, Exceptionally Tacky Texas Mansion, and Illegal Texas Dildos! 07.06.2022 51:56

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Cleaning Lilly's Ears! Farts! Dave's Depressive Episodes! Mindfulness! Good For YOOOUUUUU! Ontario Elections! Hooray! Don't Vote For Ford, Eh?! To Avoid Spoilers For "The Boys" Season 3, Skip To The Following Time: 07:40 LEONARD! Explosive Penis Sounding! Weekly Release Schedules?! WTF?! We Love "RuPaul&apos...

RIP Ray Liotta, Paul's Shocking and Disturbing Stories, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 28.05.2022 55:51

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Relaxation Masturbation! Car Crashes! Dave Gets French Right! #NewfontFor90! Guy Incognito! RIP Ray Liotta! LEONARD AND LILLY! Pragmatics or Disturbies or Little DPs! Paul's Mouth Noises! Don't Call Me "Pretty Regularly"! MURDER! Skeletons! Absorbent Mattresses! Long Lost Half Family Members! Dave's Long Lost Hal...

Paul Is "Disturbingly" This Episode, Florida Man Has Circumcision Rage, and Doctor's Remove Plastic Ball From Man's Bum! 26.05.2022 57:36

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's Sing Song Start! Royalties To Celine! Kelly Clarkson's Covers Make Paul Cum! Paul Loves Strong Female Singers! Dave Parrots! Soprano? Alto? Baritone? Bass? Dave Hasn't Got A Clue! "Cee You Next Tuesday"! Politicians Are Psychopaths and Sociopaths! Republicans Don't Give A Shit About Children! Show Ev...

Paul Loves Modern Musicals, Upcoming Movies and TV Shows We're Excited For, and Balenciaga's Ugly Shoes! 24.05.2022 56:01

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: C'Mon Down To Al Frankel Chevrolet! Welcome to Culver City, California! Leonard! Weird Al Yankovic! Fran Drescher - Gay Icon! Daniel Radcliffe as Weird Al Yankovic! We Need Luca! Dave's Yawns! Luca Can Translate Between Dave and Paul! You Young Kids And Your Music Today! Paul Loves the Oldies! (Especially Dave)! Paul Also Loves...

Paul Brings the Creepy Stories, "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time, and We Love "Drag Race Season 7 All Stars"! 21.05.2022 55:15

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Grey Ball Hairs! Paul's Dark Sense of Humour Regarding Dave's Molestation! Dave Shares Paul's Sense of Humour! Forrest Porn Traps! True Crime?! Armie Hammer's Family Was Also Weird! Mr. Clean! SNL Departures! All UK Houses Are Haunted! Fuck Creepy Boxes! Paul Butchers the Welsh Language! Under the Bed Sheets = Perfect...

Man Eats Big Macs Daily For 50 Years, Man Finds A Creepy Doll Inside His Wall, and Teens Discover Old Music! 19.05.2022 52:48

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: 82 + 50 = FUN! Uber Moms! Fancy Teslas! Mississauga Sucks! Toddler's Shouldn't Play With Phones! Julie & Jimmy Johnson! Grandad's Viagra! Matlock's Hot Dogs! Paul's Farts! We Wear Short Shorts! Fun Birthdays! Don Gorske's Big Mac Mission! We Have Questions for Don Gorske! McDonald's Pizza Is Apparen...

Dave's 50th Birthday Extravaganza, 1972 Pop Culture Facts, and Arby's Manager Pees in Milkshakes! 17.05.2022 56:53

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dave's Full Belly! Dying On Your Birthday = Completionist Dream! C-Sections Are Hard To Watch! Happy Birthday Song Is Expensive! Mike Tyson Will Smack A Putz! LEONARD! It's Dave's Birthday! LEONARD and the Haunted House! Paul's Fancy Decorations! Heat...AND Humidity?! Our Apartment's Air Conditioning Is Shit - Th...

"Kids In The Hall" Rebooted, Commenting About Man's Baldness = Sexual Harassment!?!, and "Friday the 13th" Movie Trivia! 14.05.2022 56:19

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: LILLY! She Wants Treats! Exhausted, Dying Dave! Naked "Kids In The Hall"! May 16th Is Popular! Friday Night Song! Thanks Ronnie Vino! Dave's "Friday the 13th" Movie Memories! Paul Gives Dave Some Friday the 13th Trivia! Paul Tries to Pronounce Friggatriskaidekaphobia! Taylor Swift's Cute Cat! Dave Knows His...

Lake Mead Mafia Bodies, Paul's Emotional Edible Experience, and Fred Savage Fired From "The Wonder Years" Reboot! 10.05.2022 51:16

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Sing Song Jingles! Apologies to Noah Hathaway! Paul's Allergies! Climate Change Exposing Lake Mead Bodies! Paul's Elisa Lam Forgetfulness! Joe Mantegna's Bart! Loonie '87! Paul's Emotional Edible Experience! Paul Needed To Express Himself! Dave's So Supportive! Dave Touches His Emotions! Dave's Little B...

Wedding Drama Llamas, We Binged "Ozark's" Final Episodes, and Swearing British Parrots! 05.05.2022 53:04

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Farty Songs! Still Coming Down From Kevin! Paul Is So Amazing At Active Listening! Adderall Shortage! Running Out of Anti-Depressants! Brain Chemistry Shenannigans! Dave Chappelle Attacked By Weirdo! Cage Matches! Ultabeauty Wants Us To Hang With Kate Spade! How Many People Approved Tweet?! Dave's Frustration Denial! PNW Humps &...

Our Very First Guest Episode With: Kevin Allison, Host of the "Risk! True Tales, Boldly Told" Podcast! 30.04.2022 1:19:31

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Tonight, we host our very first guest, Kevin Allison! Kevin is a member of the legendary sketch comedy troupe The State, known for their hit series on MTV in the 90s. He's also appeared on TV shows like Cobra Kai, High Maintenance, Comedy Bang Bang, Flight of the Conchords, @Midnight, Viva Variety, and, You Wrote It, You Watch It, a...

Dave's Naked 3AM Food Binge, Paul Reads Creepy Relationship Stories, and Dave's Spooky Nightime Tales! 28.04.2022 55:39

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: 76 Tromboners! Dave Loves Hall & Oates! Dave Is Deteriorating Before Paul's Eyes! Stereotypically Gay! Beanie Feldstein's "Funny Girl"! Dave Still Can't Stand Lea Michele! Blowing Ass Smoke ! Stage Parents! Cancel Culture! Gross Blobs Masturbating In Front of Unwilling Audiences! It's Our Perogative! Cem...