Dave and Paul

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!

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A Very Special Guest Episode with: John Billingsley! 23.11.2022 1:29:33

Send us Fan Mail Tonight, we host our very special guest: John Billingsley! John Billingsley has been a prolific character actor working across stage and screen for over three decades. In film, he is perhaps best known for his Lead role in OUT OF TIME (starring opposite Denzell Washington), and in television his breakout role came as a Series Regular in STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE. John can next be se...

Man-sized Emotional Support Teddy Bear, We Need to Talk About Twitter, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 19.11.2022 50:50

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: It's been a while! Dave bombs...and melts! Leonard! Dave's disorder is a cheap date! Paul loves insanity! So, it's not a real baby?! Paul's genuine concern! The devil's lettuce! Local youth! Emotional support bear, Loving Bear Puffy! Australian dollars! Yiffing could be a lot of fun! Professional cuddling! Dave&a...

Our Friend Doug is in a Movie, Dave's Sugar Free Candy Gastrointestinal Explosion Part Deux, and Air Dropping Nudes on a Plane! 09.11.2022 49:08

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul thinks "The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" might be racist! Paul isn't really a Canadian, apparently! River Dancing! Yes, Paul...Gordon Lightfoot is still alive! Canadian accents! Paul STILL hates "Human Centipede"! Cats cost a LOT of money! Paul's whiplash! "Alo Glo" is from "Cabinet of...

Dave's Sugar Free Candy Gastrointestinal Explosion, We Need to Talk about Twitter, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 05.11.2022 53:12

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Sassy Beginnings! Loud Explosive Farts and Liquid Hot Magma! No Rings of Fire! Maude Flanders' Unflavoured Sitz Baths! Bea Arthur! Dave isn't Anti-Woke btw! He's Just an Asshole! Give People a Proper Raise! Death Taxes! Illegal Strikes! Drug Dealing Politicians! Solidarity Strikes! France Gets Angry! Agriculture Tonight wi...

It's Dave and Paul's Halloween Argument Episode, Empathy Heals' Terrifying "We've Been Robbed" Story, and Our Final Edition of Horror Movie Friday Night Trivia Time! 29.10.2022 56:22

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: More Bickering! This Time about the Definition of "Zaddy"! Our Best Work Comes out of Strife! 2 Syllables are Better than 1 in an Argument! "Murdoch Mysteries" has an App! Doug Agreed: "Halloween Ends" Wasn't Great! "Halloween" 2018 is Amazing! Empathy Heals' Scary Story was Terrifying! P...

The New Hit UK TV Show: "My Massive C**k", Harvey Weinstein and his Lawyer are Scumbags, and Our Favourite Halloween TV Shows! 26.10.2022 50:55

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Puttin' on the Ritz! Leonard! Sharp Notes! Massive Cocks! I've Never Done this Before! PhD in Cocksuckology! Grey Sweat Pants! World Average = 4.8 Inches! Yay! Dave is 14-Years-Old, Mentally Speaking! Anilingus Songs! SNL Actors are Really Young Now! Farts! Harvey Weinstein and his Lawyer are Complete Scumbags! Harvey Weinstein...

"Twister" Scared the Hell out of Childhood Paul, More of our Horror Movie Faves, and Another Halloween Edition of Horror Movie Friday Night Trivia Time! 22.10.2022 46:08

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Clam-O-Naise for Days! French Bisexual Confusion! Sorry, Emp! Lotsa Bidets! Picture it: Sicily, 1922! Lack of Energy! Casper the Friendly Boy! Cock Bark! Ernest! "Twister" Scared Young Paul! "Death Becomes Her"! "The Changeling"! "Picard" Season 3 Has Dave Excited in his Pants! Dave Exhibits Klingo...

"Halloween Ends" Wasn't Great, "Hocus Pocus 2" and "Ghostbusters" Halloween Airbnb Listings, and 80s Horror Movie Edition of Friday Night Trivia Time! 15.10.2022 54:01

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The Return of Our Bickering! Amy Sedaris Night! To Avoid "Halloween Ends" Spoilers, Please Fast Forward to: 15:56! The First Kill was Unintentionally Hilarious! Evil Dies Tonight! And Love Lives Today! Paul Gives it a C+; Dave Gives it 2.5 Skulls out of 5! The Bickering Returns! Dave's Tiny Feet on Paul's Nerves! Dave...

A Very Special Guest Episode with: Kerri Kenney-Silver! 12.10.2022 1:12:04

Send us Fan Mail Tonight, we host our very special guest: Kerri Kenney-Silver! Kerri Kenney-Silver is perhaps best known as "Deputy Trudy Wiegel" from Reno 911! for which she has received five Emmy nominations. She began her career as one of the creators and stars (and the only female member) of the MTV sketch comedy show The State. From there her work has expanded across film and televi...

Man Gets Testicle Stuck in Ikea Stool, Paul's Chow Mein Disaster, and Spooky Scary "Halloween" Friday Night Trivia Time! 08.10.2022 56:00

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Patrick Stewart is a Great Narrator! Tattoos Galore! Shaking Ghost Toys! Wheezing Dave! Talk Sex with Dave! Cherry Pie! Jeffrey Dahmer Sucks! Testicle Shower Fun! Klutzy Genitals! 911 EVERY SINGLE DAY! Lifting Stools with your Testicle! Paul's Low Hanging Balls! Balls Move on Their Own! Wet Places! Norway! The Happiest Land of them...

The Try Guys Become Tri-Guys, "Hocus Pocus 2: Electric Boogaloo", and Crematorium Fun! 05.10.2022 55:09

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Scary Spooky October! Paul Attempts the Shaking Ghost Sound! LEONARD! Flying Peacocks! Fun Head Colds! Cat Sounding Kids! A Try Guy Fucks Around and Finds Out! Dave Had No Clue They Existed Before the Scandal! MY WIFE! The Family Guy Cheated! Zach = Sad; Keith = Disappointed Dad; Eugene = Disgusted Anger! Bachelorette Party Brass Balls!...

Ghost Woman Spotted in Graveyard Ruins, "Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story" is Unnerving on So Many Levels, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 01.10.2022 52:09

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's Head Cold! Dave WILL Get it Too! Low Blood Pressure is Fun Because of the Vapours! "Ghost Whisperer" JUMPED THE SHARK! WE'RE ONE YEAR OLD! Halloween Month will be Fun! GHOSTS! On the Moors! What's Her Name?!?! Dave Continues to Love "Murdoch Mysteries"! Dave Wishes He Spoke French! Paul Hates whe...

Cassie's Sexy Chimpanzee Story, The Autoblow AI+ Voice Activated BJ Machine Really Blew Us Away, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 24.09.2022 53:34

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Mommy Doesn't Know Daddy's Gettin' Hot, at the Body Shop, Doing Something Unholy! Paul's Excitement! Paul's Low Hanging Balls! Jacob's Creek Moscato! We're a Year Old on September 26th! Perpetual Season 1! Amy Sedaris Night! Spoopy Cassie's Fun Chimpanzee Story! Bored Chimpanzees will Rip your Face...

Dave's Gross 1990s Dental Experience, Upcoming Movies and TV Shows We're Excited About, and Jennette McCurdy is Glad Her Mom Died! 22.09.2022 57:53

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: A Distinct Lack of Energy! Dave's Rotten Tooth! Paul's Sexy Noises! Redheads Need More Anaesthetic! Paul's Tongue Tied Speech! Ambulance Rides! A Shot of Ketamine! Paul's Dry Mouth! Let's Get a DNA Test! Paul's Valley Girl Voice! Computer Sounds! DNA Stands for Deoxyribonucleic Acid! Duh! Dentists Shouldn&a...

Paul's "Trust Your Gut" Creepy Stories, Dave Loves "Murdoch Mysteries", and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 17.09.2022 49:32

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul Sings! Dave's Interruptions! The Queen is Still Dead! Leonard! Leonard Isn't Burying His Poop! Jennette McCurdy is Glad Her Mom Died! Dave Loves "Murdoch Mysteries"! Dave is Still Salty about his Meat! Trust Your Intuition! "Friday Night Frights" with Paul! Bees! NOT THE BEES! "Hey Bees! The Queen&...

Paul Stole MORE of Dave's Salty Meat, We Discuss the 74th Primetime Emmy Awards, and Snoop Dogg Launches Snoop Loopz Cereal! 14.09.2022 51:31

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: We Start with a Bang! Dave is Disturbingly! Thank you for your Patience and Understanding! Paul Loves to Serve! Dave's Blood Sugar! Paul's Swallowing Burpies! Colonoscopy Fun! Nasty Drinks! Poopies! Proctology? Yes Please! Spit Roasts! More Salty Meat Shenanigans! "I Ate Them"! Salty Meats Anonymous! Reprinting Money!...

Florida Man Locks Himself in a Little Caesars After Breaking In, Back to School Memories, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 03.09.2022 52:09

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT! Dave's New 'Friday Night Florida Man' Segment! Leonard! Paul's Pizza Cocaine! Paul's Drive Thru Window Surprise! Chad Corn! TikTok Corn! Paul Obviously Loved the Friday Night Florida Man Segment! Still Watching "Ghost Whisperer"! Surprise Coming (hehe) Next Week! We're a Leg...

Turns Out Vabbing is Absolutely Disgusting, Air Canada Screws Over Neville Longbottom, and A Couple Bizarre Ways to Die! 31.08.2022 54:50

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Vabbing! Again! Eau du Vagine! InstaBoner! Turns Out Vabbing is Disgusting! Dave's Discomfort! WASH YOUR BODY! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WASH YOUR BODY! Most Men are Disgusting! Poisonous Dinners! Wolfsbane?! WTF?! The James Webb Telescope is Awesome! Space is TERRIFYING! Jeff Garlin Killed Off "The Goldbergs"! "Scrubs&qu...

Paul Has a Bone to Pick With Dave, Jamie Lee Curtis' SAVAGE Comment to Lea Michele, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 27.08.2022 52:51

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: 'Tis Friday Night! Dance Music! Early Friday Gummies! Soda Streams! Compressed Fart Water, Jenny! Paul's Boner to Pick With Dave! Fat Shaming, but Not! Don't Ask Questions You Don't Want the Answer To! Dave WAS Hugged as a Kid! Things Were Too Quiet! Misogynistic Men! Turns Out Shia LaBeouf is a Douchebag! Darling! Da...

14-Year-Old Florida Teen is a Criminal Mastermind, Paul's LEGO VIP Points Expired, and Florida Man Tries to Hide 1/2 Pound of Meth During Search! 24.08.2022 50:24

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Are You Ready?! Paul's Disappointment! We're Fat and Gay! Dave Fails at French! Again! Yawning! Drive-Thru Shopping! Cars Shouldn't Be There, Should They?! Our Neighbour's Loud ASF TV! Piano Playing Neighbour is Terrible Piano Player! Jennifer Love Hewitt is a Great Crier! We Hate Paper Straws! Paul Loves McPizza!...

Dave Guested on the "Sequel Pitch" Podcast, Abigail Disney Takes Aim at her Family Business, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 20.08.2022 53:52

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's Rolling Eyes! Gay Voices! Disturbies?! Or DPs?! We Doubly Penetrate Our Listeners' Ears! Mirth! P Words! Dave's Grandmother Could be Testy at Times! Corrections From Last Episode! Dave is an Idiot! Dave Could Totally be a Grandparent at 50! Sequel Pitch Fun Times! The Olsen Twins Porno! William Drew! Bulldozer Dave!...

Paul Stole Dave's Salty Meat, Early Aughts TV Show Nostalgia, and Cedar Point Ferris Wheel Sexy Times! 18.08.2022 58:10

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Charm! Smiling AND Farting! We've Been Recording for Over a Year! Can of Salty Meats! Balls Hot Walks! Pancetta Meats! Searching Refrigerators Whilst High! He Didn't Eat the Pancetta...He Couldn't Have! He Did! Hard to Open Packaging! Moist Hands! Pancetta and Crackers! Yummy! Paul's Pancetta Leg! Paul Loves Salty Mea...

Frank Ocean's Bejewelled C-Rings, TikTok Vabbing Trend is Interesting, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 13.08.2022 47:15

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Xanadu! Paul's Cher! Bukkaki Glows! Dad Jokes! Hey There, Chunky Brewster! Paul is Florence Nightingale! If You Don't Want "The Terminal List" Spoilers, Please Skip to: 11:50! Chris Pratt is Sexy! Dave's Vapours! Flooded Basement! Disembowelling Fun! Frank Ocean's Golden Cock Rings! Ultrasonic Baths! Car or...

Family Sues Funeral Home Because of Wrong Body in Casket, Even More Florida Man Shenanigans, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 06.08.2022 53:13

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dave Misses Candy! Doug and Dave are Kicking Their Coke Habits Together! Pepsi is Disgusting! Bubbles On My Tongue! We Love Our Female Fans! A One-Stop Shop for Streaming?! What a Great Idea! Nerdy Paul! Cable 2.0! Paul's Random Tangent Thoughts! It's Amy Sedaris Night! Dave was a Funeral Director?!?! THAT AIN'T MY MEEMAW!...

Paul's 36th Birthday Extravaganza, 1986 Pop Culture Facts, and Teenagers in India Chasing the Flavoured Condom High! 03.08.2022 51:32

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul Turns 36, and we Celebrate! Surprises are Afoot! Cravings, but No Withdrawals! Daddy Dave Causes Paul's Puke! Lots of 1986 Facts! Leonard's Jingle Ball Fun! Explosive Shuttles and Extra Explosive Nuclear Power Plants! Cult Castrations! COOL RANCH DORITOS! Hands! Across America! Al Capone's Vault Disappointment! Baby C...