Dave and Paul

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!

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Episodes

Horrifying Ways to Wake Up at a Hotel, Woman's Loud Symphonic Orgasm, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 20.05.2023 53:44

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dancing hamsters! Grandpappy issues! Happy 51st Birthday, Dave! Expensive Mentos! The United States snack attacks! Plastic bottles suuuucccccckkkkkk! Sand! Getting smokes for yer mom! Coke! Happy Belated Birthday, CIA Amy! Chris Pratt's nasty toenail! Toe sucking alarm clock! Leonard! Nude man alarm clock! Orgasmic music! George Sa...

We're Binging "Barry" and It's Fantastic, Woman's Kidney Stones Actually a Baby, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 29.04.2023 54:47

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Mermaids don't have feet! Gay singing! More sickness! Dave loves to move it, move it! Dangerous straws! Sanka?! Delicious?!?! Death has a sense of humour! It's Rube Goldberg, stupid! Death in "Final Destination" is a real bitch! Testicular cancer isn't funny, you dumbass! Stupid children names! Abcde Lmnop! Paul&...

Paul's Stressful Week, Our Ridiculous Trip to the Post Office, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 15.04.2023 56:32

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The Brady Bunch! Paul's stress! Long roads, winding turns! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! David! Paul! "The Wizard of Oz"! Munchkin Orgies! The album is Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"! Paul's throat noises! Thank GOD for air conditioning! Leonard! The incident! Angry typing! Paul's frustrati...

We Theorize What Happens When You Die, Man Sets Fire to his Own Genitals, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 08.04.2023 50:13

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Happy Jesus day! Heavy-duty reenactments! Zombie Jesus! The light at the end of the tunnel! Déjà vu! Leonard! Donkey kicks and punches! Lifes vs Lives! AI is already destroying humanity! We deserve it! Siloed echo chambers of stupidity! 50K Km closer to the SUN! Not the Earth! Stupid Dave! Dave drinks! Kick-start the old car downstairs!...

We've Been Sick, Paul Shaved Dave, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 01.04.2023 48:38

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul the song hopper! Music ADHD isn't fun! Super gay! Transparent, not translucent! Sneeze poops! LILLY and LEONARD! Vagisil! Ya put it on your pussy! Dave's mom's hysterectomy! Reddit masturbation! The internet is for porn! Dave's Cabbage Patch Doll: Kendrick Rafael! Dave was a very gay child! Shaving Dave! Blumpkin...

A Very Special Podcast Aftershow Extravaganza! 15.03.2023 50:59

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Three of our Patreon Exclusive aftershows! Episode 72 Aftershow: Reading Rainbow! More Creepy Stories! Ginger Gs! Ghostly Clothes Folding! Wear Your Helmet! Cabin In The Woods! Creepy Old Dead Lady! Creepy Phone Calls! It's Coming From Inside The House! Dave Needs Lots of Vitamin D! WINK! Low Energy Dave! Yawning! Homeless In A Ca...

Hidden Valley Ranch Flavoured Ice Cream, Woman Finds Mummified Missing Husband in her Attic, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 11.03.2023 46:20

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Jars of rainbows! Age differences can be fun! Foot taps = sexy bathroom encounters! Amy Sedaris night! Dave was a funeral director! (WHAT??!!) Leonard's lack of poop! (UPDATE: He pooped on Saturday morning!!) Dave knows nothing about cash apps! Generational Karens! "Pump Up the Volume" kicks ass! Weird ice cream flavours!...

The Australian "Penis Starfish", Man's Penis Accidentally Removed in Amputation Disaster, and Magical Monthly Male Masturbation Amount to Keep Prostate Cancer Away! 08.03.2023 42:44

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Jazz hands, low energy Tuesday! Ghost pepper sauce is delish! K-Pop! Travis Kelce triggers our thirst! Irish Spring soap! 80s vs 90s childhoods - YOU decide! Subway tuna is still delicious! The Australian porn star "penis starfish"! "Schmigadoon!" season 2 - "Schmicago!" Amputation disasters! Penile workarou...

2000-Year-Old Roman Dildo Discovered, Daylight Savings Time Sucks, and Horrible Companies Doing Horrible Things! 01.03.2023 47:52

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The late Valentine's Day song for Paul from Dave! Sixty-Nine-ing! Unknown ABBA lyrics! Typing classes! Suddenly Seymour! Coconut cream pie in a can! Screw diabetes! Dave chooses pie over his foot! Cool Whip is delicious! Leonard LOVES whipped cream! Lilly LOVES candy canes! Hadrian's Wall is in Britain! Ad blockers are fun! Rom...

"South Park" Absolutely Skewers Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, Bride's Wedding Day Horror Show, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 25.02.2023 47:25

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Rihanna! Sports! Paul's drinking! Poor Meghan is overwhelmed and upset! "South Park" is hilarious! Pragmatic Paul! Meghan isn't very sincere! Kylie Jenner farted today! Leonard farted, too! Dave hates weddings, unless there is a show! Wedding horror! So many questions! Flapjacks! Mammary milk mouth! Screw Netflix! &qu...

"M3GAN" Freaked Dave Out, What Happened to the White Dog Poo from the 70s, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 18.02.2023 50:25

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Ohio trains! Another special episode! Fives aren't even, dumbass! MEGA! The aughts! Paul loved "M3GAN"; Dave, not so much! Big nope for a "Westworld" trip! What ever happened to the white dog poo from the 70s?! Barefoot poop fun! Rolling around in dog poop! Craigslist hook ups! Jacuzzi ass molecules! Nuke fun! Mt...

Stormy Daniels Hosts "For the Love of DILFs", Dave Appeared on the "Risk!" Podcast, and Woman Finds Out her Long Term Boyfriend is her Biological Brother! 15.02.2023 43:10

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: RIP Burt Bacharach! Settling graves! Happy Valentine's Day! Happy colon removal day! Dave's mouth noises! "For the Love of DILFs"! Tony Cannoli! Paul Hollywood! More of Dave's noises! Valentine's Day cockroaches! Paul's aggression! VHRS! Dave is on "Risk! True Tales Boldly Told" podcast! Thank...

Drew Toynbee Made Us a Fantastic New Podcast Trailer, "MILF Manor" is Cringy ASF, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 04.02.2023 55:46

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: American Pie! Belly button lint! Amy Sedaris night on the podcast! Dave's fan girl moments! No cold calling! Pasta salad and herbs! OMFG! A POTENTIAL MURDOCH MYSTERIES SET VISIT! Hard Pecker cheese! Drew Toynbee's amazing new trailer for us! His name is DREW, NOT WILL! We can't wait for Picard Season 3! 4K Videos, please!...

"The Last of Us" Gay Bear Love Story of Bill and Frank, Gross Calendars, and Man Spends $2 Million/Year to be 18 Again! 01.02.2023 39:02

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Master and servant! Dave's mesh belly shirt! Boot camp! "The Jerry Springer Show"! Trash TV shows! More NASA bad luck! "For All Mankind" is still incredible! To avoid any "The Last of Us" spoilers, please go to the following time: 13:03! Dave's emotions! Holly Marie Combs is awesome! Fred and E...

Paul's Super High Friday Night Shenanigans, Justin Roiland's "Rick and Morty" Meltdown, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 28.01.2023 53:19

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Friday surprises! Blowing loads in one shot! Paul hates the Aughts! Paul's accents! Mead! Paul's grooming! Paul loves his weeds! Palm leaves! Table inserts! Awful NASA anniversaries! Text message fun! 4D Cinema fun! Feel around! Paul is doobietastic! Justin Roiland is a huge bag of douche! Extra tartar sauce! Google creators su...

Leonard's Vet Issues, "The Last of Us" is Amazing, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls Part Deux! 25.01.2023 53:44

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Homosexual singing birds! It's been a hot minute! January sucks! Peanut butter jelly time! Leonard's poops! Heathers! Vets cost money! Fashion show hunger games! Our take on "The Last of Us"! Scary prologues! We also love "For All Mankind"! Flat earth stupidity! This fucking guy! Leonard! Beef stew! Deterior...

Rejected Ontario Licence Plates, Funeral Director Sentenced to 20 Years for Selling Body Parts, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 07.01.2023 54:54

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul's singing! "King of the Hill" doobie sessions! Age differences! Book store vibrators! Orgasm discounts! Rejected Ontario licence plates! Dave's bum eye! We love "Drop Dead Gorgeous"! "Wednesday" tattoo fail! Tit tattoos! Gay Noah Schnapp! Dead body parts! Necrophilia ain't sexy! "Sou...

Happy New Year 2023, Paul's Anger at Rolling Stone's The 200 Greatest Singers of All Time, and George Santos' Huge Brass Balls! 04.01.2023 54:27

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: HAPPY NEW YEAR! Pooping your pants! More French numbers! Blizzards! Excess packaging! Side effects! It's actually "Hendrick's Gin"! Daddy! Charcuterie! "Violent Night" was fantastic! We also loved "Knives Out", and "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery"! "Welcome to Chippendales" w...

A Very Special Podcast Crossover Episode with: Caitlyn and Cassie from PNW Haunts & Homicides! 21.12.2022 1:31:44

Send us Fan Mail Tonight, we have a very special crossover episode with our friends Caitlyn and Cassie from PNW Haunts & Homicides! Join Caitlyn and Cassie as they chat about true crime, the paranormal, and all kinds of spooky shit in the Pacific Northwest. Just two "normal-ish" friends who wanted more local, creepy stories, so they never sleep or leave their houses again. They can b...

Woman Can't Figure Out How to Eat a Terry's Chocolate Orange, Our Christmas Traditions, and Friday Night Christmas Trivia Time! 17.12.2022 55:19

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Silent Night! Amy Sedaris night! Lilly and Leonard! Disney mascots! Leonard! Pudding poops! Feline irritable bowel syndrome! Mississauga Animal Hospital! Paul's power moves! Dumpy Trump digital trading cards! Money laundering! Terry's Chocolate Oranges! Paul's pronunciations! Peppermint candy canes! Nay to spearmint! Succu...

A Very Special Guest Episode with: Stephen Tobolowsky! 14.12.2022 1:31:48

Send us Fan Mail Tonight, we host our very special guest: Stephen Tobolowsky! Stephen Tobolowsky is one of the leading character actors today. He has appeared in over 200 movies and television shows. He has played everything from Ned Ryerson in Groundhog Day to Sandy Ryerson in Glee. He has appeared almost naked as Stu Beggs on Californication and has worn the same suit for seven years as Princ...

Jesus Tells Woman to Open Plane Door Mid-Flight, Hot Gay Reverend Expertly Takes Down Twitter Troll, and Christmas Movie Friday Night Trivia Time! 10.12.2022 46:13

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Decemberfest! Low energy Friday night! Bisexual VAX received! 5G microchips in our heads! Yay! We love "Welcome to Chippendales"! We don't know, Margo! One episode a week? WTF?! Fargo! Dr. Biff Jackson! Celine married her grandfather! Elderly Florida man swindled by his child bride! Why people get colds in cold weather! Sc...

"A Christmas Story Christmas" Has a Hilarious Plot Hole, Woman Running Errands in Toronto Jabbed by Needle, and Woman Arrested for Shutting Off Roommate's Ventilator! 07.12.2022 51:17

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: IT'S CHRISTMAS! Bong Crisby! No spirit here! So, Christmas! Pilk sounds disgusting! No dairy in my pop, please! Dave's Malt Shop days! Ambrosia salad! "A Christmas Story Christmas"! To avoid "A Christmas Story Christmas" spoilers, skip to the following time: 26:16 Bunny suits and Dave's crush on Peter...

"Disenchanted" Has as Much Charm as "Hocus Pocus 2", We LOVE "Wednesday", and Florida Woman Starts A Velveeta Class Action Lawsuit! 30.11.2022 48:25

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: ABBA! Wrong lyrics! Lilly and Leonard! Cacophony of malaise! Choices have consequences! LEONARD! Paul loves "The Great British Bake Off"! Dave loves cake! What's a Gluten?! "Disenchanted" was...um...OK...! Paul's "A" in math! No "The Goonies" Sequel! No "The Goonies" Remake! &qu...

Groom Shows Up to Wedding in a Casket, Woman's Rag Doll Husband Cheats On Her, and "I Wish I Didn't Know" Friday Night Trivia Time! 26.11.2022 52:11

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Happy Black Friday! Paul's back pimple! Lots of contact lenses! Paul loves pimple popping! Dave does not! "Chucky" Season 2 was wild! Happy belated Thanksgiving, our American friends! "The Goonies" House up for sale! Potatoes with a side of white supremacy! Dave hates weddings! Groom shows up in casket! What a st...