Dave and Paul

Disturbingly Pragmatic with Dave and Paul

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Join this genuine odd couple Dave and Paul in their living room, and listen in as they laugh, gab and sass (and sometimes argue) their way through all sorts of topics ranging from Pop Culture, True Crime, Headline News, LGBTQ+ Issues, Spooky Horrifying Crazy Wacky Ridiculous Stories, Trivia Nights, and so much more! When you mix the Disturbing in David and the Pragmatic in Paul you get Disturbingly Pragmatic, a podcast that will make you laugh, think, and ask yourself "WTF? Am I living in an ADHD fever dream?" Come and listen for yourself...you won’t regret it!

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Episodes

Paul Reads More Funny Reviews, American Crime Story Impeached, and Justice for Ahmaud Arbery! 25.11.2021 59:54

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: It's the 25th Episode Spectacular! Strokes of Genius! Effingham, Illinois! Cheese Bun Burps! Maurice Lamarche! Dave Throat Noises! Woman Fucks Around with Horse and Finds Out! ASMR! Paul Knows Nothing About Wikipedia! Paul Loves Ridiculous Reviews! Vacuum Penis! Barely Legal Creepy Sex Dolls! Brie Looks Like a Pimple! Smoking Trigge...

Our Hot Take on Tiger King 2, School of Chocolate, and Adele Interview Gone Wrong! 23.11.2021 56:55

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Randy Newman Sings! Week Long Sickness! Very Special Episodes! Early Internet Stories! Ozark is Butt Clenchingly Good! Tiger King 2 is Peak White Trash and White Privilege! Declawing Cats is Torture! Please DO NOT DO THIS TO YOUR CAT! Tim Stark - Future True Crime Podcast Subject! Dave's a HUGE NAME DROPPER! Don Lewis' Murderer...

James Corden Appropriates Gay Culture, Britney Spears is FINALLY FREE, and Big Mouth Season 5 Destroys Santa! 13.11.2021 1:00:29

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul Starts Sassy and Takes Things Over! Trixie Mattel/Tracey Martel! Belly Button Whistlers! 1970s Talent Shows! "He's All That" is a Lying Shit Show! Suspension of Disbelief Extends Only So Far! "Revenge of the Nerds" is Problematic ASF! Britney Spears is Finally Free! Stop James Corden! Make Money Selling Fart...

Travis Scott Astroworld Tragedy, Being the Ricardos, and Toxic Influencer Culture! 11.11.2021 58:27

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: A Vocal Fry Sing-Song! Mushrooms! Tingle-Free ASMR! Paul Loves the Taste of His Tongue! Rotten Turkey Tacos! Opening the Slices At Both Ends! Paul Might Poop the Entire Episode! Leonard Shows Up! Paul Unleashes At Costco! Shitgate! Paul Burps Into Mic! Legal Peril for Travis Scott, Drake, Live Ent, Etc.! A Very Special "WKRP In Cinc...

The "Nobody Wants to Work Anymore" Lie, Elon Musk Might Just Solve World Hunger, and The Wicked Musical Movie! 09.11.2021 1:00:08

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Episode 21 Can Drink In America! Francois Brings You To Orgasmic Joy! HR Speak! Something 'Gate'! Paul Is An Amazing Lover! He's Embarrassed By This! 99 Bodies and the Bitch Ain't One! "Nobody Wants to Work Anymore" for Shitheads! Paul's Hatred for Bad Customer Service! Money Going Up the Chain To Stupi...

Dave Sharted on the Floor, Ridiculous Baby Names, and Our Take on "Dr. Death"! 06.11.2021 58:56

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Theater Kids Unite! If You Wake Up and Smell Shit, Your Partner is Likely Dead! Relationshits! Dave's Lack of French Knowledge! ONE BATHROOM FOR TWO GROWN ASS MEN! Bathroom Vent Smells! Paul's Sleepy Time Night Farts! Farts Before Tarts! The Queen Has Shit Her Pants! True Crime Cat Lawyer, Elyse, and Her Cat, Winston! Vocal Fry...

Paul's Favourite Audiobooks, Dave Discovers Sarah Schauer and Brittany Broski, and What Happened to Brittany Murphy? 04.11.2021 57:41

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Mentos, The Freshmaker! Kal Penn Comes Out, Yay! Harold and Kumar! Autobiographies! Rachel Dratch, the Lesbian Aunt We All Want! Paul Finally Figures Out Dave is An Insensitive Bag of Dicks! Dave Has Regrets! Paul Listens to Books, and Calls Tina Fey Old! Dave Gets Emotional About Tiffany Haddish! Love Island Appropriates "Avatar&qu...

Influencer Inappropriately Poses With Dead Dad, Paul Reads Funny Amazon Reviews, and Social Media Stupidity! 02.11.2021 1:01:19

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Masturbation! Paul Was a Sexy Halloween Bear! "Hocus Pocus" Watching Party! Dave is a Social Media Genius! Shari Belafonte Made Dave's Halloween! Garbage Influencers Doing Garbage Things! You Can Take Pictures At A Funeral - Just Not THESE Types of Pictures! Paul Reads More Funny Amazon Reviews! The Amazon Review Killer! V...

Our Favourite Halloween Costumes, Cemetery Visits, and Hocus Pocus! 30.10.2021 59:57

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Elder Abuse! Poltergeist Used Real Human Skeletons! Thank Saponification for Soap Mummies! Soapy Pee Holes! Northern Lights Move South For a Day! Halloween Memories! New Friday the 13th Movie?! MAYBE!! Crazy Cat Lilly! Halloween Work Fun! Dave Has a Stroke! Trixie and Katya! Cemeteries Are Beautiful! Our Favourite Horror Movies! 14 Pound...

William Shatner Rides Jeff Bezos' Dick to Space, Paul Reads Hilarious Amazon Reviews, and Halloween at the Funeral Home! 28.10.2021 59:29

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Experiencing a Higher Than Normal Call Volume! Paul Read the Razzmatazz Clause! Safe Spaces and Therapy Dogs! Dave Loves To Love Everyone! Jeff Bezos Couldn't Give a Fuck About William Shatner's Space Experience! T.J. Hooker! Florida Man Returns Intermittently! Banana Slicer Saves Marriage! Mrs. Toledo! IS SHE STILL ALIVE??!!?!...

Alec Baldwin Accidental Set Shooting, Robert Durst Certainly Is A Jinx, and Dave's Mom's Pet Cock! 26.10.2021 53:07

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: A Robot Voice Which Didn't Work At All! We Look Like FOOLS! Dave is "Employee of the Week"! Set Safety is ACTUALLY Important At All Times! Brandon Lee Fails "The Crow"! Paul Begs Dave to Give Up His Ball Addiction! We Mention Trump. We Apologize! Why Do The Halloween Episodes of Our Favourite Shows Air So Fuckin...

Paul's Fantastical Lego Obsession, The "Diana: The Musical" Dumpster Fire, and Drivers Ed Snuff Films! 23.10.2021 1:00:03

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Moby Dick's Foreskin Raincoats! We Ain't Quitters! Abacus Ass Party! The Expensive Plastic World of Lego! Ted Lasso Continues to Pleasure Us! Farewell, Peter Scolari! Thank You For the Laughs, Tears, and Boners! Dave is Fancy and Pretentious! More Murdaugh Murder Shenanigans! Alex Murdaugh was TOOOOOTALLLLLYYYYYY Shot in the H...

Paul Loves Human Centipedes, Reads Another Hilarious Sex Toy Review, and Listens to a Creepy Murdaugh Murders Update! 21.10.2021 58:16

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: The Wayne Brady Strain! We're Spreading Like Herpes! Intercourse! "Ted Lasso" is Super Fantastic! Big, Huge, Floppy Cocks! Dave Sings, but Not While Naked! Polite, Canadian COVID! "Degrassi Jr. High"; A Tribute To Wheels! "Mr. Log"! Spooky Short Shorts Spiders! Nuclear War x 3! William Shatner Flies in...

Illegal American Baking Sprinkles Attack England, Halloween Kills Halloween, and A Scary, Unsexy Sex Story! 19.10.2021 59:51

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Matthew McConaughey's Ridiculous Noise! Forgettable Shakespearean Plays! Ghost Story Nudity! Posable Gumby Penis! Britney Spears is Finally Free, and her Family Should Beware! Kicking Princess Diana While She's Down! Just as Everyone Poops, Everyone Dies! "Sprinklegate"! Overacting Extras! "Midnight Mass" is...

Beanie Feldstein Kicks Lea Michele's Ass, Hilarious Sex Toy Review Story, and Our Take On "Candyman"! 14.10.2021 1:02:33

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Beanie Feldstein vs Lea Michele! We Have Listeners From Unique Places! Linda, Your HR Representative! Beck Bennett No Longer On SNL! We Love Him! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend! We Love Bowen Yang! Hopefully He'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friend! Dave Spent His Childhood on a Leash!...

Canadian Thanksgiving, Murdaugh Murders: Shot in the Head?, and Haunted Funeral Home! 11.10.2021 59:32

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Cat Bleps! Singing is FUN! Canadian Thanksgiving! Hellos to People Who Have Downloaded Us! Dave is Banned From Salt Lake City! Paul Loves Honey Glazed Ham! Nom Nom Nom! Paul's Grandmother Took Stuffing to Her Grave! Don't Fuck With Dave's Stuffing! Dave is Simpatico with Murdaugh Gingers! Buster Murdaugh - Chicken Wing Spe...

Murdaugh Murders Nanny Death Certificate, Paul's Titanic Lego Dreams, and Halloween Horror Movies! 08.10.2021 58:51

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: We Sing At The Beginning! We Can't Keep to a Schedule! Paul Tastes His Own Tongue! Paul Slurs a Lot This Episode Because of His Tongue Injury! Tom Yum Soup Broth is a Ripoff! We Appreciate All Of Our Listeners! Lucifer's Final Season - We're Not Quite Sure! Dave Uses Funeral Knowledge To Solve The Murdaugh Case! We Have St...

True Crime Origin Story, Binged Squid Game Completed, and RIP Norm MacDonald! 06.10.2021 59:25

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul Likes Neither Razzmatazz Nor Shenanigans! People Like Us For One Episode! Dave Will Work To Get Listeners! Capitalism Sucks! Squid Game, America Version? Dave's Great Grandmother - True Crime Diva! Cemetery Whispers! Motorcycle Panty Removers! Great Grandmother True Detective Magazines! Keith Morrison - True Crime God! Far Cry...

Spooky October Plans, The Squid Game Is Tense AF, and Christopher Meloni's Beautiful Butt! 04.10.2021 1:00:11

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Beginning of the Scary, Spooky, Month of October, and We've LAUNCHED! We're Not Really Big In Germany! YET! The Murdaugh Murders Are Coming to our Podcast! We Love the Ease of Use of Buzzsprout ! We Love Enes Yilmazer's YouTube Channel (And Mikey)! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us And Be Our Friends! Dav...

Dave's Sex Toy Buying Blunder, Bill Cosby Ruined Dave's Childhood, and How To Embalm A Body! 29.09.2021 1:09:07

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Dave Starts The Show Off With A Stroke! Dave Cannibalizes Paul In The Night! Paul Won't Let Dave Pee On Him (Selfish!)! "I'm New To The World Of Gay Sex! No. Really."! Farewell, Brooklyn Nine Nine! Dave's Sex Toy Buying Guide, 2021! (False Start #1)! Dave Wayne Brady's A Song About Gen X! Dave Nearly Castra...

Paul Loves The Spice Girls 25th Anniversary, RuPaul's Drag Race News, and Our Take On American Horror Story! 29.09.2021 54:32

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Paul, My Pot Smoking Husbear! (Dave Is An Edibles Guy) We Poop In the Same Place! Offensive Bed Farts! The Spice Girls 25th Anniversary! Part 2! Electric Boogaloo! The Great Resignation (Our Journey!) FAB-U-LOUSLY GAY Wonder Woman Theme! Luba Is SOOO GAYYYYYY! Some More of Dave's 80's Memories! 80's Kids Had the Best Chi...

ABBA's New Album, Josh Duggar is Gross, and the Dead Body Masturbation Machine! 28.09.2021 54:22

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's Got: Paul Forgets the Razzmatazz Clause of the Gay Handbook! New York City Flash Flood Fun! Some Accents Just Sound Dumb! Ben Carson Operates On Brains?!?! We Don't Like Ben Carson! Please Neither Email Us Nor Want Our Friendship! Dave is A LOT OLDER Than Paul! ABBA Fun! We Love ABBA! Hopefully They'll Hear This and Will Email Us an...

(COME ON! THESE SHOULD BE THE LAST EPISODES YOU'RE LISTENING TO! EPISODE 102 SLAYS!) Jeopardy Host Search Shenanigans, Bob Ross Documentary Drama, and Award Show "In Memoriam" Popularity Contests! 27.09.2021 50:39

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's Got: What the Fuck is a Star Trek "Star Date"?? Cocaine Fueled 1980's Aerobics! 1980's TV Shows! Dave's Love For Younger Alan Thicke! The 69 Club Of Death! How to Confuse a Straight Person Using Fake Homosexual Sexual Positions! Paul's Adult Store Work Experience! More Love for Rachael Harris! Once Again, Hopeful...

(SERIOUSLY! DON'T LISTEN TO THESE ONES FIRST - TRY EPISODE 100!) Our Happy Homosexual Relationship, Lucifer's Final Season, and Being Sick of Anti-Vax Idiocy! 27.09.2021 51:34

Send us Fan Mail This Episode Has EVERYTHING! It's got: We Finally Figure Out Our Podcast Name! Sassy Braziers! Sugar Sandwiches and British Teeth! Don't Use the Word "Goof" to a Former Convict! Paul Teaches Dave about "Kawaii"! Paul's Shocking Use of the "F" Word! Paul's Single Boomer Anti-Vax Protester Experience! Dave's Controversial Opinio...

(PLEASE DON'T LISTEN TO THIS ONE FIRST - PLEASE START WITH LATER EPISODES! EPISODE 20 IS HILARIOUS!) An Introduction to Us, How We Met, and Dave's Sexy Teenage Counsellor In Training Horror Story! 27.09.2021 1:04:55

Send us Fan Mail This Episode has EVERYTHING! It's got: Our Scampy Cats, Lilly and Leonard, Make Their First Appearance! COVID Hair, or Lack Thereof... Dramatic and Epic Mid-Recording Technical Fail!!!!!!!!1111!!!! Sack, Back, and Crack Waxing - only $50.00! We Bitterly Debate the Satisfaction of Pimple Popping! Inappropriately Large Diamond Rings! AMERICA’S THOUSANDS OF DEATH BRIDGES! &quot...