Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

It's a big day of birthdays! Charles and Link talk about their plans to celebrate. Link pretends he's turning 73 and Charles pretends he's turning 47 in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means". Plus, Charles tries to spell celebratory words and reminisces about his big birthday celebration from years back. Spelling Bee Words: Chocolate Cake  Piñata  Champagne Balloons  Bouquet

Charles and Link watch a paint video unlike anything they've seen before, and Charles sees Lando's viral GMM moment for the first time. Plus, we learn of a listener's electricity-free version of Link’s shower blow-dryer trick, and Charles shares an unpopular opinion of his. C’mon and have a good time with us! Video Links: Unpaint Lando On GMM

Charles shows up in style in one of Nancy's wigs, and surprises Link with a special song. Link recaps his time at Coachella, and Charles talks about his trip to Pigeon Forge and Dollywood. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce artists from Coachella. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link talk about a recent caffeine experiment from GMM and help a third grader prepare for a big spelling bee competition. Plus, they watch more paint hack videos, react to what ChatGPT says about the podcast, and learn about swinger culture in Florida. C’mon and have a good time with us! Paint Hack videos: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Bf0ZuR9Tbj0 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fBDJrd...

Charles and Link talk work, wigs, and pollen, and Link gets tricked into yet another deez nuts joke. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two react to more fan comments from the internet, where Charles sees his iconic woods video for the first time. C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation List: Onomatopoeia Chimichurri Karaoke Ibiza Beijing Get your tickets to the Ocean D...

Charles tells Link about his recent trip to Raleigh to see Brooks & Dunn in concert, and about the Myrtle Beasts he met along the way. Link recaps his trip to Seattle. Plus, Nana joins the show during her staycation at Charles' house, and boy was it a treat! C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles tells Link about his new diet. The two watch more paint hack videos in efforts to impress Charles (a hard task, no less!). Plus, Charles tries to identify modern references and pop culture icons in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us! Paint Hack videos: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1008316347849885 https://www.youtube.com/shorts/biLk...

Charles and Link watch an old Neal family video, which brings back a lot of memories. The two help a listener with an age gap relationship issue. Plus, Charles tells Link about the most exotic foods he's ever eaten in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us! Country Fish Fry Get your tickets to the Ocean Drive Beach Music Festival now at odmusicfest.com !

Charles gives an update on the fires in the Myrtle Beach area, and plays an April Fools' prank on Link. Plus, a listener sends in a poem about the podcast, and Charles tries to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Link tells about his experience seeing some of the aftermath from the LA fires in person, and Charles shares an emotional update about his dog, Gypsy. Plus, the two impersonate eachother in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means", and Charles attempts to spell more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! Spelling List: Connecticut  Illinois  Spaghetti  Octopus

Charles shows Link his black and blue fingernail from an injury, and tells him about some DIY "surgeries" he's done in the past. Link tells Charles about his recent trip to the desert. Plus, the two watch some satisfying paint videos, and find out what's in Charles internet search history. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charlie Womble and Jackie McGee join the show to talk all things shaggin', and Link talks about his own recent experience "shagging". Plus, Charles attempts more pronunciations in another edition of "Can I Pronounce These Words? Let's See If I Fala-fail!" C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation Word List: Cappuccino Star Anise Ceviche  Ratatouille  Gelato

Charles and Link call Nana to check in on her. Charles tells a story about getting in trouble in grade school, and the two give advice to a new teacher. Plus, they play an adult version of Mad Gab called "Incohearent" in another edition of “This Segment Is...Snot Mike Up Puffed He”. C’mon and have a good time with us! "Incohearent" Game Phrases: BUD MAKE IT  SH HUH TOUGH UGH CUP  AISLE HIKE PEG BU...

Charles and Link talk about their weekend plans, and Charles announces the big upcoming music festival in Myrtle Beach. The two react to videos of robot painters, and Charles sees Link's viral whip cream moment for the first time. Plus, Charles reads comments on the internet about himself. C’mon and have a good time with us!  Get your tickets to the Ocean Drive Beach Music Festival at odmusicfest....

Links tells Charles about a fun week test-driving the new EV Hummer, and Charles talks about his experience doing a polar plunge in the ocean. Plus, Charles recaps his cruise in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around The World!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles tells Link about the time he got stuck in an elevator, and the longest he’s ever stayed awake in his younger days. Plus, the two enter the realm of pop culture in another edition of “Can I Pronounce These Words? Let’s See If I Fala-fail!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation List: Beethoven Pokémon Billie Eilish  FIFA  Lil Nas X   Timothée Chalamet Jake Gyllenhaal

Charles accidentally roasts Nancy for never riding her bike. The two react to a cool paint tape tool, and are confused by a new AI-powered refrigerator. Plus, Charles gets baited by spam, and helps a listener who is in quite the predicament. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Charles gives an update on Nana, and helps promote a listener’s band. Plus, Charles is tested to the limit as he tries to spell AND pronounce words. C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation Word List: Fettuccine  Pico de gallo  Beignet  Pinot Noir Escargot

We’re back and safe! Link recaps his experience during the fires in Los Angeles, and what it’s been like trying to move forward. Plus, Charles shares about his trip to Hawaii, and Link tells a bit about his family’s trip to Whistler. C’mon and have a good time with us! If you are willing and able, here are several great organizations you can donate to: California Community Foundation California Fi...

Hey there, Myrtle Beasts. Due to the fires in Los Angeles and keeping the Mythical Crew safe, we weren't able to get in the studio to record our latest dispatch. So, here's a fun throwback episode with some classic stories from Charles, and we'll be back with a new dispatch next week! Episode video

Welcome to our Dispatches From Myrtle Beach Extra Special 100th Episode Extravaganza! And Happy 2025! Charles and Link reflect on the last 2.5 years, and Nana calls in to wish the two a Happy 100. Plus, Charles reacts to comments on the internet about himself, and tells a dirty jokes for old times’ sake. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

While Charles and Link take a week off, we're throwing things back to the early days of Dispatches.

HO HO HO! Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! For our last regular episode of the year, “Santa” and Link talk about their holiday plans, and recap another great year of Dispatches. Charles learns some of the most popular Gen-Z slang and phrases from 2024, and the two judge naughty holiday sweaters sent in by a listener. Plus, Link tries to get “Santa” to admit that he’s his dad in another edition of “L...

Charles goes on a mission to find a late shag dancer’s hall of fame star. Charles and Link watch (and judge) a new paint hack compilation. Plus, the two try to crack Mad Gab phrases together in another edition of “This Segment Is…Snot Mike Up Puffed He.” C’mon and have a good time with us! Play Mad Gab along with us! UP RACKED HICK GULCH OAK  EYE PILLOW FIZZ SIGH HONEY DUCK HISS  SNOT MIKE UP PUFF...

Charles and Link recap their Thanksgiving together in North Carolina, and help a listener whose family wants to overstay their welcome for the holidays. Plus, the two roast each other yet again in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means." C’mon and have a good time with us!