Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

Charles and Link give advice to a listener who’s trying to convince his wife to play golf with him, and Charles tries to help another listener whose son is scared of monsters under the bed. Plus, Charles (almost) aces a new round of pronunciations, and reveals his 2024 Color of the Year in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit http://Bette...

Charles updates Link on his garden. The two talk about how they differ from their wives, and how it makes life more fun.   Plus, they try to help a listener get into their dream college in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out Of The Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

We’re in the dead of summer and boy is it HAWT in Myrtle Beach (and California)! Charles and Link discuss the heat, and talk about the disdain people have for South Carolina drivers. Plus, Charles gives advice to some first-time home buyers, and learns more modern slang in another edition of “You’re Way Over My Head Now!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link talk about their school rivalries growing up. Charles recaps his trip to St. Augustine, Florida, and tells Link all about his time on 94.9 The Surf, Carolina's #1 Beach Music Station! Plus, a fan shows off a Dispatches From Myrtle Beach hat she made. Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Frito-Lay Honey BBQ Twists. C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit BetterHel...

Charles' friend and local celebrity, Jim Quick, joins the show for some good ‘ole southern fun! The three talk about Jim and Charles’ friendship, all things beach music, and, of course, chicken. Plus, Link prepares Charles for his first ever radio appearance on Jim’s show, 94.9 The Surf. C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit BetterHelp.com /DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month.

Charles talks about his big 4th of July plans in Myrtle Beach, and gives advice to a listener about starting their own business and pursuing a trade as a career path. Plus, the two create a dirty version of The Star Spangled Banner in another edition of “Now How Can We Make This Dirty?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Go to HelloFresh.com/dispatchesapps for FREE appetizers for life! One appeti...

Charles tells Link about the origin of his famous catchphrase, “that would be correct!”, and reveals that he tried Link’s body blowdrying technique. Plus, the two talk about their special pillows, and Charles attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month. Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosett...

The two talk about Charles’ surprise appearance at the Good Mythical Tour show in Raleigh. Link enlightens Charles about his mind-blowing body-blowing post-shower routine. Charles keeps up the naked theme and tells a streaking story for another “Don’t Tell Nana!” Plus, Charles helps some parents whose son wants a bright orange room in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon an...

Happy Father’s Day AND Happy 2-Year Anniversary for the podcast! The two celebrate and reminisce, and in the spirit of the celebration, Charles tells Link a few dad jokes. Plus, Charles shares some interesting creature-sighting stories in NC and SC in another edition of “The Belch Life Bulletin”. C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first mo...

Link informs Charles about the importance of naked morning stretches. Charles tells Link about an encounter he had in Lowe’s. Plus, Charles talks about his times hitchhiking in the 70s, and shares his strangest stories from childhood. C’mon and have a good time with us!  Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month. Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone...

It’s Link AND Charles’ birthday week! The two talk about their plans, and surprise each other with virtual gifts. Plus, Link sees if Charles knows the lore behind the number 69, and tells of a recent event involving Nana in an impromptu edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Go to hellofresh.com/dispatchessweet for FREE dessert for life! Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches...

We have a very special guest today, Myrtle Beasts!! Link's daughter, Lily, surprises Charles and joins the episode, and proposes an idea to come house sit in Myrtle Beach. Plus, the three play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit BetterHelp.com/DISPATCHES today to get 10% off your first month. Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’...

Our hearts are full and so is Charles’ mailbag! Charles shares stories about the most adventurous things he’s ever done, including whitewater rafting at Dead Man’s Rock with Link, and hang gliding over Grandfather Mountain in the 70s. Plus, Charles talks about being in multiple natural disaster evacuations, in which he, of course, did not evacuate, and gives advice to a couple seeking help in keep...

Charles finally finished his big house painting job (sort of)! Link tells Charles how the plane ride with his mom and mother-in-law went. Plus, Charles confronts Link about a life-size Santa he and Rhett broke 15 years ago in another edition of “Don’t Tell Nana!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Holler out to our (almost) sponsor for this episode, Blue Drum.

Charles and Link discuss their nap schedules and rules, and tell the weirdest thing that has happened to them at their jobs. Plus, the two reenact the iconic “I Am Your Father” scene from Star Wars in a new segment called “Lights, Camera, and Some Southern-Fried Action!” C’mon and have a good time with us! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ DISPAT...

Charles learns about Link’s viral tattoo photo, where he was called both a twink and a lesbian. The two try to convince a listener’s co-worker to listen to the podcast, and Charles has another epic round of trying to pronounce different words. Plus, Charles helps a listener with a noisy neighbor issue in another edition of “I’ll Help Ya Get Out of the Woods!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

Spring has officially sprung and tourist season is kicking up in Myrtle Beach again! Charles tells a joke for old times’ sake, and recaps his recent trip to Washington D.C. Plus, Charles tries to get Link to guess what different Victorian era slang mean in another edition of “Say What Now?” C’mon and have a good time with us!  Visit betterhelp.com/dispatches today to get 10% off your first month.

Charles and Link are still basking in the glory of NC State’s unforgettable final four run. Charles talks about how Nancy’s jewelry booth went, and reveals the official new Dispatches From Myrtle Beach business cards. Plus, Link recaps Lily’s big 21st birthday party, and the two settle once and for all whether Charles has a bellybutton or not. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Link tells Charles about a surprising visitor he has coming to town, and the “mom sandwich” he soon will find himself in. The two discuss plans for Lily’s 21st birthday, and Link has Charles help him with his DJ set for for the party in a new segment called, “Guess That Bop, Pop!” Plus, Charles helps a listener with their kitchen in another edition of “Y’all Need To Look At This Paint!” C’mon and...

Charles finally tries the awaited huskless popcorn sent to him from some friends he made in Aruba. The two discuss what job they’d pick to have for a day. Plus, Link tests Charles knowledge of various items are in a new segment called, “What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?” C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% of...

In another edition of the “Belch Life Bulletin”, Charles discovers that Myrtle Beach is a hotspot for UFO sightings in the U.S., and shares his skepticism with Link. The two then live out their alien-encounter dreams in “Let’s Roleplay!”  Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone’s Lifetime Membership for 50% off.

Charles buys new shagging shoes. Nancy joins the show to give some updates on her mom, and promote her jewelry booth at the North Myrtle Beach St. Patrick’s Day Festival. Charles tells Link about his genius idea to promote the podcast. Plus, Charles and Link help a listener prepare for his upcoming move from Hawaii to North Carolina, and debate on the IQ level of Southerners. C’mon and have a good...

Myrtle Beasts, we’re here to make your day even brighter than usual - we’re officially back to weekly full episodes!!! Charles and Link discuss their excitement about going back to having a dispatch every week. The two answer a listener question about the smells that remind them of their parents. Plus, things get quite animated when Link teaches Charles famous rapper/hip-hop artists’ ad-libs in an...

Our 2nd “Weirdest Show” trophy finally arrived! Charles asks Link to give Dispatches a holler out on The Tonight Show. The two give advice to a listener whose mom was just diagnosed with leukemia. Plus, Charles recaps his (very eventful) cruise experience in another edition of “Shaggin’ Around The World!” C’mon and have a good time with us! Visit rosettastone.com/dispatches to redeem Rosetta Stone...