Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

It's 11/11, make a wish Myrtle Beasts!! The two react to a paint reel and the viral "buttery flaky crust" video, and Charles sees the picture of Rhett & Link hugging nude for the first time. Plus, Charles tells a hilarious grade school detention story, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link give a tattoo artist, who is tired of the usual small talk, some conversation starter ideas. Charles gets a spam email from someone who he thinks is named Peetrick. Plus, the two discuss how they navigate their religious differences as father and son, and share which movie universe they'd want to live in. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Happy Hallo-week, Myrtle Beasts! Charles shows off his Halloween costume, and sets the mood with a spooooky story (that he tells in the dark). Link updates Charles on the Ear Biscuits hiatus, and welcomes any potential new listeners. Plus, the two recap Good Mythical Evening and react to Charles' incredible acting role, and Charles helps a mom with a Halloween costume dilemma. C’mon and have a goo...

Charles and Link give a heartfelt holler out, and find a halloween decoration that looks just like Charles. Charles tells Link about his times skipping school to go cliff jumping, and Link reveals he has very similar stories. Plus, the two call Nana to test her knowledge of the local cliff shenanigans, and Charles performs another incredible impression of Link. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles gives some news on Nancy's health, and discusses how they're dealing with the process. The two grade a listener's barbecue, and react to a Lily Vs. Link video. Plus, Charles answers where he would live if he couldn't live in South Carolina, and what one thing he would bring back from the 'ole days. C’mon and have a good time with us! Join us in supporting the fight against breast cancer at...

Charles recaps his time at the SOS Festival, and tells Link about his trip to Pennsylvania to see Noah's Ark. Link talks about his experience at a music festival near D.C. with his family. Plus, the two react to the first-ever Trader Joe's opening in Myrtle Beach, and Charles' tries to pronounce different cheeses from the popular grocery chain. C’mon and have a good time with us! Trader Joe's vide...

It’s our last in-person episode of 2025! Charles gives his opinions on what other tradesmen and women are like, and what they think of painters. The two reminisce on some of their favorite toys from childhood which were, of course, dangerous. Charles confronts scam callers and telemarketers, and reacts to Labubus for the first time. Plus, we bring back the Southern Slang game for some fun as all g...

Charles and Link discuss driving Lincoln's sports car to the office. Charles gives a holler out to the famous shag club in Myrtle Beach, Fat Harold's. The two react to a paint show from the '90s that's been going viral on the internet, a blind man attempting to paint a wall, and the lie detector test that Rhett & Link gave their moms years ago. Plus, Charles confronts a cheater in another edit...

The Neal boys are reunited at last! Charles joins Link in LA with quite a splash, appearing as his famous GMM Gen Z alter ego, Chaz. The two recap their visit together so far, which included an eventful evening fixing Lily's sink. Plus, "Charles Roan" performs another hit song, and Chaz interviews for a job at Mythical in "Let's Roleplay!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles gets ready for his visit to Los Angeles. The two watch new paint hack videos, react to a fan's tattoo that Link designed, and talk being at the hospital for their kids' births. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce Trader Joe's products. C’mon and have a good time with us! Paint Hack Videos: youtube.com/shorts/EHLE1a9cTIQ youtube.com/shorts/spHq5JxkruI Pronunciation List: Pork Gyoza Potstickers...

Guess what, Myrtle Beasts?! Charles is going to LA again! The two get ready for his big trip to California, and discuss some of the things they have planned. Plus, Charles reacts to more comments about himself from the internet, and shares a wild story in another edition of "Don't Tell Nana!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles surprises Link with another incredible Charles Roan performance, and Nana pops in to say hello. Plus, Charles recaps Lily's big visit to Myrtle Beach, and shares some unfortunate news about his lifelong friend, Banjo. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles gets ready for Lily's visit to Myrtle Beach, and the two react to a bumper sticker seen by a listener in South Carolina. Plus, Charles helps a dad pronounce Starbucks orders, assists in a burrito dilemma, and attempts to spell diarrhea in another edition of "I'll Help You Get Out of the Woods!" C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link read a stand-out Apple Podcast review from a listener, and the two react to some recent hilarious moments from GMM. Plus, Charles answers a mailbag question about past “lovers”, and the two share some of their favorite memories of their moms. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Link recaps his family trip to Ireland, including his trouble with obeying speed limits and newfound obsession with sheepherding. Charles tells Link all about his experience meeting Howie Mandel backstage, and talks about a recent fan encounter on his Belch Life golf cart. Plus, Link has an interesting roadside bbq sauce experience. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles serenades Link with "Pink Pony Club", and the two have another fun call with Nana. Plus, Charles tries to identify items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and the two react to a fan's GMM themed proposal. C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickies: Magic Wand Crocs Red Light Therapy Mask Rhett In Drag (Whett)

Charles discusses his strange nightmare about Link's hair, and then reacts to an old Rhett & Link video of "skin walling." They go over some different names for grandparents that kids come up with, as well as reminisce about games from childhood's past. Plus, they react to an article about paint that sweats!

Charles provides life-saving bbq to some Myrtle Beach lifeguards. Link reacts to Charles looking ripped in a photo. Charles tells Link about his recent trip to Williamsburg, and Link recaps Lily’s college graduation and move. Plus, the two listen to a funny voicemail from an Ear Biscuits listener about Charles. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link give their opinions on some paint reels. Charles tells the story of when he accidentally set himself on fire, and the messy aftermath. Plus, Charles auditions as the voice of Siri and Alexa (I mean, who wouldn’t want Charles as their Siri voice?). C’mon and have a good time with us! Paint Reels: https://www.facebook.com/reel/1383230942729503 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DJNNMqeu...

Charles surprises Link with yet another wig and Billie Eilish song, and it of course, did not disappoint. Plus, the two react to comments about Charles from the internet, and Charles dubs over Link's iconic horse licking moment from GMM. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles learns of Link's recent habit of peeing outside with his dogs. The two talk about their trips to Hilton Head and Big Sur. Plus, they react to a viral video of professional shaggers. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles tells Link about the job that Nana always wished for him. The two help a listener deliver paternity news to two possible fathers. Plus, Charles dubs over one of Link’s most viral GMM moments in a new segment called “It’s Me, Your Dub Daddy!” C’mon and have a good time with us!

A listener proposes a “Don’t Tell Christy” segment, and Charles and Link give their thoughts. The two give advice on dealing with anticipatory grief, and Charles reacts to Ego Nwodim saying he sounds like Kermit the Frog. Plus, Charles tries to pronounce characters from The Hunger Games. C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation List: Peeta Mellark Haymitch Abernathy Effie Trinkett Coriola...

Link tries out a Tik Tok prank on Charles, and the two talk about their breakfast habits. Producer Logan shares some news with Charles and Link. Plus, they react to a proposal video that went viral and Charles gives his two cents. C’mon and have a good time with us!

It's a big day of birthdays! Charles and Link talk about their plans to celebrate. Link pretends he's turning 73 and Charles pretends he's turning 47 in another edition of "Match My Freak!...Whatever That Means". Plus, Charles tries to spell celebratory words and reminisces about his big birthday celebration from years back. Spelling Bee Words: Chocolate Cake  Piñata  Champagne Balloons  Bouquet