Dispatches From Myrtle Beach

A Canadian Myrtle Beast emails in to confess her crush on Link's son, Lincoln. Charles says he would try Link's job on GMM, but Link challenges him on it by showing him a series of iconic clips from the show. Plus, Charles discusses what he wishes people knew about aging, and the two talk about their roller coaster experiences. C'mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story...

Charles’ 100k THIRST TRAP campaign is officially underway!!! Myrtle Beasts, help get us to 100k subscribers - we promise it will be worth your while. In another amazing news, Nancy finally had her last chemo treatment, and Charles and Link discuss the big milestone. Plus, Link debriefs his recent trip to Alaska. C’mon and have a good time with us!  Got a question, comment, or story you want to sha...

Charles confronts the Myrtle Beasts about a prank they’ve been playing on him (aka spamming his email with hilarious newsletters). Charles tries to pronounce more words, and the two role-play as Bigfoot and a park ranger. Plus, Charles discusses his survival plan if he were stuck in the wilderness. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles...

Link tells Charles about his birth simulation experience on GMM, and getting pranked by Rhett and the whole crew. Charles talks about his most embarrassing trip to the ER, and...wow. Plus, Charles tells an unfortunate airport story, and the two decide if they'd carry around a chicken for a year for $1 million. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share...

Charles gets emotional reading a listener's email. Plus, the two watch and react to paint reels, and Link teaches Charles how to spot AI images. C’mon and have a good time with us! Reels: facebook.com/reel/1228192412592986 youtube.com/shorts/sk9zuQ3A3q8 instagram.com/reel/DVOdcL1gPSv/?igsh=djlvNnVteHVjajM%3D Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email t...

It’s Tuesday, which means it’s time for your favorite podcast and another Charles Neal spelling bee! Link and Charles react to their viral “6 7” clip, and Charles reads some hilarious comments. Plus, Link tests Charles internet IQ by seeing if he can accurately guess certain internet terms. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Lin...

Happy St. Patrick’s Day, Myrtle Beasts! Charles performs “Lucky” by Britney Spears for Link, and it was, dare we say…incredible? Charles also takes us back to the old days of Dispatches with a good ole fashioned dirty joke. Plus, the two talk about their least favorite jobs (Charles’ is a shocker, pun intended), give their opinions on some controversial topics, and help a listener who’s in deep do...

Charles and Link catch up on family updates, including newborn babies and Lincoln's time at college. Link grapples with getting older, and Charles gives him a hard time. Plus, Charles confronts Link about an unpaid bill, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an e...

Charles and Link watch clips from GMM, and a paint reel involving a freezer, which Charles finds unpleasant. Charles tells the story of when he hit a mailbox, and when he used to throw glass bottles at street signs when he was younger. Plus, Charles tries to identify people and items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?" C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickies: Bad Bun...

Charles has a message for former Ear Biscuiteers. Charles and Link react to Rhett and Link’s rap battle “Who’s Yo Daddy?” from 2013, and Link runs through all of Charles’ supposed accomplishments from the song. Plus, the two discuss things in their life that they’re adamant about doing correctly, and try to say more tongue twisters. C’mon and have a good time with us!  Got a question, comment, or...

Well, Link had an accident..again. Link tells Charles what happened, and comes to terms with the aches and pains that come with getting older. Charles tells Link about his out-of-the-ordinary Valentine's Day, gives updates on Nancy's cancer treatments, and shows off all the snow on the beach this month. Plus, Link paints his house like a REAL man. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question...

Link tries to get Charles to say “6 7”, and it is an incredible 5 minutes of time. Charles wears another one of Nancy’s wigs and pretends to be Keith Urban (Christy’s hall pass) in another edition of “Let’s Roleplay!” Plus, the two play Mad Gab again. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@aol...

Link’s got a brand new look for this episode, which has him wondering if he should buy a motorcycle. Link and Charles discuss their tips and tricks for getting through dentist appointments, and react to painting reels (one involving a very cute animal). Plus, Charles tells the story of the time he passed out from heat exhaustion, and attempts to pronounce more words. C’mon and have a good time wit...

Charles gives an update on Nancy’s health journey, and a listener finds his business card out in the wild. Charles talks about things he refuses to learn how to use, and Link answers a tough “Would You Rather” question. Plus, the two talk about an infamous character from their hometown. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? S...

2026 is the year of BEARDED UP Neals! Well, at least for a little bit. Charles and Link discuss and compare their beards, and what the future is of their faces. Plus, Charles (Roan) shows off his karaoke skills, and Link recaps his family trip to Japan! C’mon and have a good time with us! Got a question, comment, or story you want to share with Charles and Link? Send an email to ratherbshaggin53@a...

Charles and Link try to solve tricky riddles, with one turning into an argument over math (naturally). Charles then auditions as the tooth fairy (in a long beautiful blonde wig, of course) in another edition of "Let's Roleplay!" Plus, Charles and Link react to a listener getting swindled at a car shop, which actually ends up being a viral prank from TikTok. C’mon and have a good time with us! Got...

It's time to kick off 2026 with our 150th episode! Charles and Link give a holler-out to some road trip listeners, and Link teases his family trip to Japan. Charles talk about his biggest snow storm experience, and gives dad advice to someone struggling with snow on their car in Buffalo, NY. Plus, the two attempt tongue twisters! C’mon and have a good time with us! If you want to attempt the tongu...

While Charles and Link are away for the holiday, we're throwing things back today to 2023, to an episode full of terrifying texting habits, wedding first dance songs, guilty pleasures, and pet peeves.

Happy Holidays, Myrtle Beasts! While Charles and Link are away for the holiday break, we're throwing it all the way back to 2022, to an episode full of funeral flatulence, sex robots, and crowbars.

Charles and Link virtually reunite after seeing each other briefly over Thanksgiving. Link discusses wanting to see how long his beard can grow into 2026, and Charles serenades Link with "Santa Baby" as a sexy elf. Plus, Charles talks about how Nancy's surgery went, and gives updates on her cancer journey. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles and Link try to solve riddles sent in to them, and Charles gets hilariously tricked by one. Charles tries to identify modern items in another edition of "What In The Hell Is This Doohickey?", and tells a great Neal family story involving tension over butterbeans. C’mon and have a good time with us! Doohickeys: The Life Of A Showgirl Album Butt Plugs Minion

Charles gives a holler-out to a wildland fire patrolman and his wife. The two watch some impressive (and not so impressive) paint hack videos, and decide if Nana sounds like Treetrunks from the cartoon "Adventure Time". Plus, Charles gives a stern talking to to a listener's boyfriend just won't do the dishes. C’mon and have a good time with us! 

Happy Thanksgiving, Myrtle Beasts! Charles and Link discuss what they're grateful for this year, and react to unseen photos of Charles Sr. (Link's grandad) sent in by a listener. Plus, the two say what smells they would erase from existence if they could, and Charles talks about his secrets to a long life. C’mon and have a good time with us!

Charles gives an update on Nancy's upcoming surgery, and tells Link about the 2025 Neal Family reunion that he wasn't able to attend. Plus, Link explains the real reason why he wants Lando to get his driver's license, and Charles tries to pronounce luxury fashion brands. C’mon and have a good time with us! Pronunciation List: Hermès  Chanel Balenciaga  Louis Vuitton Yves Saint Laurent  Gucci

It's 11/11, make a wish Myrtle Beasts!! The two react to a paint reel and the viral "buttery flaky crust" video, and Charles sees the picture of Rhett & Link hugging nude for the first time. Plus, Charles tells a hilarious grade school detention story, and the two play another round of the Southern Slang Game. C’mon and have a good time with us!