The Dice Will Roll Crew
Dice Will Roll
Welcome to Dice Will Roll, the Queerest Pathfinder Podcast on the Planet, where we ask the hard questions, like... Is it cannibalism to eat a polymorphed chicken? Or is it morally okay to kiss a Goblin? What's the worst thing that could happen if we split the party? We're a group of four friends who team up every week to play Pathfinder and be hopelessly queer the whole way through! From getting 4 Nat 1's in a row, to standing up to the darkest forces of the multiverse- Dice Will Roll is here to Keep it Rollin'! Email: dicewillroll@gmail.com Get extra loot on our Patreon!
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Dec 23, 2025
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Abomination Vaults Ep. 29: Tigers & Tournaments 26.08.2024 2:21:42
Enter the arena, and earn fame, fortune and treasure! The Fogfen Few have gone deeper than ever, finding themselves on a floor of the Vaults called the Arena by its inhabitants. But after battling through corridors of statues, traces of shell and bone, and finding the namesake of the floor... well, who could be prepared for what awaits them? Certainly, I don't think anyone was expecting sexy bache...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 28: Grothluts & Grimoires 12.08.2024 1:55:58
A-dungeoneering we shall go, a-dungeoneering we shall go... The Fogfen Few have gathered the relics of the Roseguard, for better or for worse. Now, they must plunge into the next floor of the Abomination Vaults. After ruins, dungeons, libraries and temples, what else could lie beneath the earth? Maybe... maybe a circus full of clowns and candyfloss! Actually, scratch that, somehow I think a clown...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 27: Crimes & Candor 06.08.2024 2:14:40
Betrayal! Arson! Criminal Activity! The sleepy town of Otari is buzzing with activity tonight, as the Fogfen Few find out that the Dawnflower Temple has been set on fire while on the way home from Absolom. With a mystery on their hands, they must seek the truth of what happened. Who would do such a thing to a holy site, especially in a small town where everyone knows each other?! Who can our heroe...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 26: Clans & Cosmopolises 22.07.2024 2:30:49
The city at the center of the world awaits! Welcome, one and all, to Absalom! The Fogfen Few are quite far from the dungeons now! And yet here they are in Starstone City, and some of them are wishing they were back in the grimy depths below. There's markets, there's temples, there's secrets to be uncovered (more than one might expect, even!), and all the while the mysteries seem to keep piling up....
Abomination Vaults Ep. 25: Tombs & Travels 15.07.2024 1:36:12
The Fogfen Few hunt down the Roseguard Relics, deep underground and far on the horizon! The Tomb of Aesephana Menhemes is no walk in the park... and you're saying this is just the second of four relics we have to grab?! Yeesh! Well, at least the others will be simple, right? Alrik, Silk and Fiore put their titles as adventurers to the test as they take on the greatest fetch quest of them all, taki...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 24: Bloodlines & Braziers 08.07.2024 1:49:12
The Fogfen Few seek out the Relics of the Roseguard! But what else awaits them in Otari? After our heroes removed the power source of the Gauntlight, the town of Otari has let out a sigh of relief. But complacency will get us nowhere! Great evil awaits even deeper in the dungeon, delayed but not defeated. The Fogfen Few have one of the four Roseguard Relics in their possession... but only if they...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 23: Leeches & Legends 01.07.2024 2:23:15
Tremble before the wrath of Volluk Azinrae! The Fogfen Few have heard his name whispered throughout the dungeon. The Apprentice of the Mad Sorceress. The Master of Mister Beak. The Tormentor of Dear Sweet Borbo. The most villainous, vile elf to lurk through these floors. And now, at last, our heroes stand face to face with him... and his wretched secret! Will our heroes save the victims of the hor...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 22: Wizards & Wretches 25.06.2024 2:02:05
The end of the floor is nigh! What horrors await the Fogfen Few in the final rooms? Undead, undead, undead! Crawling hands, skeletons, ghouls, we've seen it all! As our brave adventurers fight back against the darkness, it seems the battle is being won... but now, only the most vile foes remain. Torturers, kidnappers, giant ugly bugs... will Alrik, Silk and Fiore survive their plunge into the dung...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 21: Relics & Rendezvous 19.06.2024 2:30:11
Out of the dungeon, our heroes face their most difficult tasks... romantic encounters! After a treacherous time in the vaults, the Fogfen Few reward themselves with a double-date. Rumours swirl and danger brews, but right now, all we need to think about is ourselves... and the lost relics of the Roseguard, without which we're doomed to allow a great evil to return! No pressure though. Prepare to s...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 20: Wisps & Warnings 12.06.2024 2:20:18
The Fogfen Few have uncovered a very familiar, ghostly face, but danger awaits at every turn! How will they defeat the wretched will-o-wisps?! Our heroes definitely have their work cut out for them! In the tomb of a particularly chatty ancient adventurer, Alrik, Silk and Fiore will soon discover that malevolent balls of light aren't the only danger nearby. Doom stalk the halls of this dungeon, and...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 19: Beastmen & Bones 03.06.2024 1:47:18
The monster returns to Otari in chains... but are chains enough to hold him? After a desperate battle, the Otari Werewolf has been shackled! The Fogfen Few return victorious to Otari, but... what are they to do with him now? What will the townsfolk do? And how, exactly, does one imprison a man that turns into an extraordinarily powerful beast once a month? As our brave adventurers grapple these qu...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 18: Campfires & Contracts 22.05.2024 2:18:09
There's plenty of ghosts down in the dungeon... and not all of them are dead. Dare ye journey deeper? The Fogfen Few have their work cut out for them! Even now as they wander the abandoned library, now devoid of cannibal librarians, it seems like there's danger around every corner... both past and present. As our heroes blow dust off the dark secrets of the past, their domino effect on the present...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 17: Churches & Chirurgeons 14.05.2024 2:09:49
The Fogfen Few spend some time exploring different avenues of healthcare, from magic to medicine. What secrets shall they uncover? The last few days of dungeoneering have been rough. Cult leaders, flesh statues, cannibalism and curses... can't we just recover for a moment? Our heroes take a pit stop in Otari before diving back into the dungeon to prepare to reach the next floor. What remains undis...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 16: Cultists & Crawlings 07.05.2024 1:53:18
A grim evil rots under the Abomination Vaults... can our heroes smell the stench? The Cult of the Canker and it's grim ghouls patrol the library, performing profane rites in preparation of their so-called "Refleshening". As Fiore, Alrik and Silk sneak through the labyrinthine paths, seeking some way to best the wicked cannibal librarians. But between grumpy devils, ghostly sofas and ancient truths...
The Godsrain Prophecies 29.04.2024 1:24:44
What happens when a god dies? Far, far away, a little nosoi psychopomp reads over a forgotten set of prophecies. Each has the same premise: this is what would happen to our world if one of its god dies. From hoardes of undead to terrible earthquakes, one must hope that none of them come true... right? Join Dice Will Roll on this special episode, where Derry reads the Godsrain Prophecy short storie...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 15: Villains & Vendors 23.04.2024 1:54:20
Shadowy forces unite deep within the dungeon, and our heroes are in for hell! Back into the dark the Fogfen Few delve! Alrik, Silk and Fiore slip back into the Vaults after their weekend off in Otari, keen to find more clues to the mysteries of the Gauntlight. But they're quick to discover: the dungeon is alive, and when they're not here to play, it'll find other people to occupy it. Treacherous f...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 14: Romance & Reveries 15.04.2024 2:04:11
Listen to what your heart yearns for, and reach out to love..! The dungeons are dark, but the sun is bright. The Fogfen Few take the weekend off after a series of harrowing affairs... and their time together sparks some long awaited conversations. Get ready to have extremely amorous experiences in ways you never thought feasible as our heroes take a calm, relaxing time off, and everything comes to...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 13: Gambits & Ghouls 08.04.2024 2:01:16
Cannibal librarians lurk in the shadows! Will you survive the Cult of the Canker? The third floor of the dungeon is a maze of bookshelves, the stench of rotting flesh in the air. The Fogfen Few have quickly found themselves accosted by gruesome ghouls, demanding they donate their flesh to the grand Refleshening Ritual, and it's not sounding like it's gonna be a tooonne of fun. Maybe they had ought...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 12: Crafts & Curses 01.04.2024 1:56:56
Our heroes spend some time in Otari... what secrets shall we learn about them today? It's not all swords and sorcery in the town of Otari. The Fogfen Few approach the end of their first week in the dungeons, having only scratched the surface of whatever lies below their town. But they can't just rush blindly into battle... sometimes, you need a little break! As Fiore, Silk and Alrik go through som...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 11: Puppets & Peril 25.03.2024 2:03:32
The party travels beneath Apprentice Island! What horrors lie in the den of the wizard? The Fogfen Few are assembling a puzzle, and none of the pieces fit together. Library cults? Mutant servants? Fleshwarping? The dungeon they find themselves in is a startlingly complex web of intrigue... and they need to start understanding it, and fast! Alrik, Silk and Fiore have a date with some answers... and...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 10: Morlocks & Maggots 19.03.2024 1:55:26
The dreaded morlocks return! Battle 'em in the mountain of rubble! The Fogfen Few are back in the clutches of the Great Evil morlocks! The torchlight flickers as these gangly monsters dart in the shadows, ready to cut our heroes down to size! But what are they doing here? What is their goal? Secrets upon secrets upon secrets await Alrik, Silk and Fiore as they step deeper and deeper into darknes...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 9: Traps & Tinkerers 11.03.2024 1:58:43
Fend off the gruesome morlocks and rescue Otari's townfolk from certain doom! Science fiction is incredible. Great minds like H.G. Wells, one of the greatest minds of all time, nodding sagely as he dares ask "what if people were like pugs?" The Fogfen Few battle against the subterranean threat of the morlocks, those gaunt and terrible once-humans that plague the darkness. Why are they here? What'...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 8: Murk & Minotaurs 04.03.2024 1:46:34
Deeper and deeper we go... into the darkness that awaits us..! Dungeons, traditionally, are pretty deep underground. Sure, that makes sense. But what do you do when you're in one that's quite as sprawling as this? Corridor after corridor, doorway after doorway... the dungeons below Otari stretch further than one can even begin to anticipate. And these halls aren't empty! Monsters lurk around every...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 7: Secrets & Skeletons 26.02.2024 1:18:30
BONES! BONES BONES! Get them rattling, everyone, it's bones the whole way down! Everyone loves skeletons, obviously. It's what seperates us from the molluscs. And we hate those guys. But what do we do when the skeletons are outside our body, and rattling at us? Furthermore, what do we do when those skeletons seem to be piloted by a weird glowing light that's dragging them along? The Fogfen Few are...
Abomination Vaults Ep. 6: Scoundrels & Seers 19.02.2024 1:37:04
Tell the tale of the Fogfen Few! The legends of the Abomination Vaults await! So, you saved your town from certain doom. Ain't that just swell? But there's a price that comes to fame, and it's that people now expect you to continue to save their lives from the horrors that crawl forth from the lighthouse. This is, clearly, less than ideal, unless you're some kind of big heroic adventuring type who...
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