Dice Will Roll

The dead are rising! It's up to us to save the town! Oh boy, that's something you never wanna see. That right there? That's hordes of the undead. Major problem for a small town with very few defenses. See, these things, they're like if your grandad got up after dying, and had a hankering for human flesh. And see, the thing is, they're way more durable than a person, so it's gonna be a real pain to...

Meet the good people of Otari, and enjoy the Founder's Festival! Turns out, dungeon delving isn't all it's cracked up to be. You can get seriously exhausted by a day wrangling gremlins, maggots and dolls! So what's the reward for your hard work? A day of fun in the 500th Founder's Day Festival. Make yourself at home as we meet some of the stars of our heroes' hometown as we celebrate the 5th centu...

What mysteries await us on Apprentice Isle? Our unnamed band of dungeoneers are getting into the swing of things now. Giant spiders, weird gremlins and spooky sinkholes? None of those are a match for these heroes! And yet the riddle of the ruins still perplexes them. What is this place? Why is there a giant lighthouse in the middle of a swamp? And who built it? With a little luck, some keen puzzle...

Hark! Ruins full of gremlins await! When you want to be an adventurer, you need to start small. And if rats in the basement won't do it for you, what's better than some ugly, vengeful, extremely pissy fey who are phenomenally good at getting their asses kicked? Our brave dungeoneers explore the ruins of a lighthouse hidden deep in a swamp of all places, looking for the glowing light that's been wi...

Adventurers Wanted! Will you take this journey with us? Nothing much happens in sleepy Otari, a town founded by a band of adventurers centuries ago. But when a strange light from beyond the Fogfen glows, three heroes are called to adventure to investigate. An elegant wizard... a sunny paladin... and a meek bard... who exactly put this group together? Is this the best we've got to offer? Maaaan. We...

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Already seeking the next challenge... the fight is all. A look back at Fists of the Ruby Phoenix, the story we told, the stories we didn't, and the stories we'll be telling soon. Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SO LONG RADIANT WINDS! The Adventure Comes To An End! It's been a long, long tournament... but it's finally over. More than 100 knockouts, countless crits and untold amounts of damage... it all ends here. The Radiant Winds are back in Goka, saying goodbye to their greatest friends and the memories they've made throughout the greatest journey they've ever been on. Where will the other teams go? Wha...

THE RADIANT WINDS VS. THE SCULPTOR! FINAL BATTLE ATOP THE GLASS LIGHTHOUSE! And so, we enter the domain of the Final Boss. From the earliest days exploring the island of Bonmu, to the death-defying brawls of the Ruby Phoenix Tournament, to the peaks of Iron Mountain... we now stand at the doorway of the Sculptor. Locked away for thousands of years, a great evil threatens to take Golarion by storm...

We thank you very much for your patience over the last month and a half! It hasn't been an easy few weeks, but we're confident to announce that the show will return to its normal scheduling in 1 week. We'd previously announced it would be good to go this week, but unfortunately, there was one final misschedule on my part that means we need one last week extra to record. Afterwards, we're confident...

DARK ARCHIVE CASE 03: LADY OF THE HARVEST Rain falls and thunder roils in the horror-stricken lands of Ustalav. T. Bleydre and Harrow-Reaver return to the town that Dice Will Roll owes its history to: the sleepy farming village of Ravengro. Here, a lonely mansion sits on a hill, inviting people to view the beautiful art left abandoned for centuries here. But what else lies within? Who else walks t...

DARK ARCHIVE CASE 02: A SONG OF MAKING & UNMAKING T. Bleydre and Harrow-Reaver reconvene a week after their investigation into the cryptid case of the Beast of Birchfrost. Now, they have a second case to break wide open, and secrets to spill. A monastery is under siege by a strange music note... one that damns all those that hear it. What happens to the victims of this song? What are its sinister...

DARK ARCHIVE CASE 01: THE BEAST OF BIRCHFROST A detective closes up shop for the day, ready to retire for the evening, when a mysterious stranger shows up on his doorstep with an even more mysterious folio. The contents of these files are beyond supernatural: time loops, doppelgangers, mindscapes... proof of the impossible. And yet something truly unnatural is tied to these files beyond their mere...

Hey folks! The long and short is Luna's gonna be away for a little while for family reasons. We're sorry about the timing-- we wanna wrap up Ruby Phoenix too, but we wanna do it the best way we can! We'll have some very exciting new content on Mondays for a little while before we get to our grand finale. Thanks all! Get extra loot on our Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more inf...

This episode contains spoilers for all of Extinction Curse! Look. Sometimes, people make mistakes. And it's important to take accountability for these mistakes. That way, nobody's ever allowed to get mad at you ever no matter what. Because you already said sorry. And for someone as erratic as the famous clown, Volio Via... There's a lot to apologize for. So he made an apology video. Just for you....

Gather round, adventurers! Today, we recount the tale of a young boy, and the day he met a dragon. Listen as we hear the story of how Sangku became a witch, how he learned his magic, and how he saved Balam village! Journey back to the very start and see how the story begins just before it ends. CONTENT WARNINGS: Controlling mothers, bad parenting, abuse, child endangerment, references to cannibali...

VERSUS THE LIGHTKEEPERS! ROUND 3! Only the strongest foes remain. The Radiant Winds have battled kaiju. They've outsmarted ninjas. But now... the final challenge awaiting them on their path to the peak of the Glass Lighthouse are a dark mirror of themselves. The White Haired Witch. The Wicked Noble. The Mad Monk. The Exiled Necromancer. It's time for a final battle against the Radiant Wind's most...

FINAL SHOWDOWN! THE MAZE OF GENHARA! The Radiant Winds have done it. They've collected the Conch of the Deep fragments. They've learned Syndara's wretched past. They've earned entry into the Glass Lighthouse. Now they must scale the three levels of the interdimensional dungeon of the final boss. First floor: a meeting with an old foe, with a long nose and jet-black wings. As our heroes rise to be...

BATTLE AT THE CHAMPION'S GATE! The Ultimate Enemies! It's all come down to this. The final Conch of the Deep fragment awaits our heroes at the entrance to the Glass Lighthouse, and once they beat the final Hungry Ghosts, they'll be granted entrance into the realm of the Sculptor. But of course... these Hungry Ghosts aren't like the others they've faced so far. They've got history with the Radiant...

FACE YOUR FEARS! Baby Mokku Is Here! Sure, why not? This couldn't get any more bizarre. As the Radiant Winds draw near the end of their journey through the Fractal Jungle, they have some of their most curious encounters yet. Giant babies... strange mazes... mysteries of the past... the future is uncertain, but the past is full of horrors. Is it time for our brave adventurers to look back and face...

THE FAT SERPENT BITES ITS OWN TAIL! The wonders of the Night Market!! After a long day fighting ninjas and wrestling clockwork monsters, our heroes are taking a well earned rest in the realm of the yokai. With their pockets heavy and unimaginable treasure all around, what legendary gear will they pick up at the Yokai Night Market? What strange creatures will they encounter? What incredible secrets...

OPEN YOUR HEART! Pierced by the blade of LOVE! After a scheduling issue stopped a group of gamers from playing one week, the cunning sorcerer Ritz said to the wise gamemaster Derry, "All else fails we do a dramatized reading of Hikari's terrible romance book." And so it was made; the gamemaster set off on an epic quest and wrote 2.5k words in the space of two days. A tale of cheesy romance, terrib...

ONI'S MASK RISES! BATTLE THE MANY-TAILED! Ninjas. Why's it always gotta be ninjas?! The Radiant Winds square off against some of their most lethal rivals-- the dreaded villains of Oni's Mask. Armed to the teeth with kunai, katanas and shurikens, these vicious assassins outnumber our heroes ten to one! But they're lacking something the Radiant Winds have to spare: the hearts of heroes! As our adven...

GAZE UPON THE SKY! Mountain of Telescopes! 3 down, 4 to go! The Radiant Winds continue their quest to collect the fragments of the Conch of the Deep and explore the bizarre Fractal Jungle. But after yokai, lions and chair-drow, surely stuff can't get stranger than this..? What curiosities populate the Island In The Sky? What stands between our heroes and the Ruby Phoenix? And what nightmares from...

ENCOUNTER IN THE JUNGLE! Come see the Night Parade! The Radiant Winds continue their final journey on an extradimensional island! As they seek out the Hungry Ghosts of Syndara the Sculptor and uncover his mysterious past, they'll come face to face with some of the strangest inhabitants of the Fractal Jungle. Sandals... umbrellas... tongues... what bizarre spirits await them on their bizarre advent...