Dice Will Roll

Napping in the dungeon... what's the worst that could happen? The Fogfen Few are spending another night deep in the Garden level of the Abomination Vaults. With no way back up, we're forced to go deeper, deeper, and deeper still, even when everything's getting too scary. Whispering caves? Giant spiders? Sure. What else could Derry throw at us? It's not like he's actively seeking to cause a TPK......

The prophet of the caves beckons! Heed his call! Day 2 of being trapped underground, and the Fogfen Few are no closer to getting to the surface than they were before. Bog mummy gnomes, caligni cultists... how on Golarion are they ever going to get out of here? As they make their way through the winding corridors of the Vaults, they may just find an extraordinary clue... and learn about some other...

Ah... Ah, the light..! Ah..! Trapped in the caverns of Belcorra with no way up and a vile ghost hunting them, the Fogfen Few have certainly had better days when it comes to feeling at ease. Our heroes are desperately searching for a way to the surface, all while being hunted by malignant forces from below. And now, if that wasn't enough, they have *another* cult to deal with? What the hell is an "...

No matter how hard you try, you just can't fight the Homestuck. Join the Dice Will Roll gang on a Karkalicious adventure to the planet Alternia, where the insectoid humanoids called trolls divide their society into a hierarchy of blood, cars have bug legs and people make hexagon pizza specifically to piss off the poor. In a one-shot adventure that requires no knowledge of Homestuck, Dave makes his...

An underground swamp?! Oh, Silk, we're really in it now... After a terrible crash, the Fogfen Few find themselves stranded deep underground in a subterranean bog. And what kind of bog would it be if it weren't full of bog mummies? Gnomes with mummified corpses calling themselves the Children of Belcorra hunt our heroes, looking to punish them for daring to come this deep. And they're far from the...

The riddle is solved! Let's descend deep into the caves below... With the devils dispelled, the fleshwarpers finished and the arena outlasted, the Fogfen Few are taking a well earned break. Soon, they're going to plunge into the hellevator, and see what lies beneath on the 8th floor of the Abomination Vaults. Otari is changing, for better and for worse-- what sort of new faces are we going to see...

Court is in session! It's the Fogfen Few v. Urevian! Buzzing sounds following our heroes home. Hags preying on the dreams of children. Manipulating the party into arguing over a man's soul. All of these misdemeanours can be traced back to one source: Urevian, master of the Prison Floor. Our heroes have the pendants, the power and the pissed-off attitude they need to take him down. The only questio...

Oh, beautiful fallen angels, please don't kick our asses! The Fogfen Few and their new friend(?) Cynemi have found the source of Urevian's summoning plot: a giant pentagram held over magma, from which armies of devils will spew forth! If our brave heroes don't destroy the summoners, they're certainly dead meat... but the summoners are so, so pretty! It's us or them, as we race towards the end of B...

FLEE, MORTALS! FLEE FROM VEKNIR THE INSTAGATOR! The Fogfen Few have a new ally in the form of Cynemi, a wanted criminal on the run from Absalom. As they close in on the keys to enter the domain of Urevian the contract devil, perils of all kinds are slowly encircling the party. Can they escape the DOOOOOOM brought upon them by Veknir, the dreaded will'o'wisp? Or like, will they just die, or somethi...

It's not just devils here in the prison... The Fogfen Few are hot on Urevian's heels! Seeking the five pentagram pieces that will blow open the doors and let them kick the contract devil's sorry behind, our heroes are ready to do whatever it takes to win. But are they really the only mortals on this floor? Put on your "nice to inlaws" face, it's time to kick some conversation ass! Curtains get dra...

Chill downtime session! I promise nothing BAD is going to happen! The Fogfen Few need a day to recover from the horrors of the Prison-- more specifically, from Belcorra's evil hot graveknight cousin. And aren't they owed a nice, relaxed downtime session? The last few times they stayed in Otari, terrible things happened! But this time, things will be different. Trust! They'll have a nice time fishi...

Rip and tear! The Fogfen Few are fighting devils tonight! A devil? LYING to the party? This twist had no way to be foreseen and is absolutely unacceptable. The Fogfen Few are determined to waste as little time as possible when it comes to kicking Urevian's ass, and they've been plunged into war in the depths of the Prison Floor. Can an elf, a cambion and an empyrean take what the forces of Hell ha...

Step into the unknown and shake the devil's hand! That's what Urevian wants from our party today! But can he be trusted? Every little part of his story threatens to be a lie, and the Fogfen Few needs to think long and hard about trusting the devil... especially when a man's soul is at stake! From haunted pub ruins to vile prisoners in the town jail, Alrik, Silk and Fiore have more than their work...

The hood is off. Ms. Motley awaits. From haunted dolls to mysterious sleepwalkers to bruised dates in arms, the scourge of Ms. Motley has been one the party has had to deal with for far too long. But now, it all comes to a head, and our heroes must brave the horrors of Doriana Menhemes' imaginary friend or face the dire consequences. Close your eyes, stand strong, and fight for the weird little ou...

A shadow creeps through Otari... will the Fogfen Few catch it before it's too late? Alrik, Silk and Fiore have returned from the laboratories, needing a long rest after dealing with the monstrous scientists that lurked within. But is rest what they'll get? A familiar figure walks down the beach at night, her eyes wide and smile fake. Rain leaves muddied footprints, and if our heroes don't act fast...

It's time to come face to forcipules with the fleshwarping genius of the labs! The Fogfen Few have taken down oozes, dismantled fleshwarps and defeated researchers. Now all that remains of the hierarchy of power in the Laboratory is its villainous ruler... Jafaki, the head scientist of Belcorra! But why are they doing this? What intentions do they have with the surface world? Or is the surface jus...

Hot on the trail of the mad scientist Jafaki, our heroes keep uncovering stranger and stranger experiments... Flesh, flesh, flesh! The Laboratory level of the Abomination Vaults lives up to its reputation as a place of terrible inhuman science. But the Fogfen Few have yet to uncover the most sickening of experiments that lurk the halls of this underground testing site, and will soon learn the hard...

Won't you shake a poor sinner's hand? The mysterious buzzing noise that's been following the Fogfen Few for the last few weeks has revealed itself, and it comes bearing a message! The contract devil Urevian has a bargain he'd like to offer our heroes... and all it asks for in return divides the party into factions. Will these brave adventurers be able to come to an agreement? Or are they bound to...

The god of war is dead. More are to come. When Our Lord in Iron was ripped asunder and his blood rained down on the people of Golarion, everything changed. What follows is documentation of the death of Gorum, the Godsrain and its effects, the War of Immortals and the gods who died in the immediate aftermath, and the birth of the new gods that emerged from it. Listeners to the story of Golarion, be...

Just a peaceful romp through Otari... right? Times are tough in the dungeon! Fleshwarps, mad science and ominous warnings... why, I think the Fogfen Few have earned a nice, relaxing time in their sleepy little home town! Heed not the worried looks cast your way, the shadowy figure hiding on the edge of the crowd, or even the slowly growing threat of something terrible happening at night. Don't eve...

Somehow, mind-controlling centipede scientists with French accents aren't even the weirdest part of today's episode! Alrik, Silk and Fiore have come face to face with the fearsome fleshwarpers of the laboratory level... and yet, stranger and stranger things await them. Weirder than cyborg morlocks, weirder than flesh behemoths growing new fleshwarps, weirder even than an underground tavern battle...

Fogfen Few versus Shadow Malice... which band will be the last one standing in the Warped Brew Tavern? Of all the things our heroes were expecting to find in the dungeon, this was not one of them. Ancient libraries? Makes sense. A secret laboratory? Yeah, why not. But a dungeon tavern? Full of monsters drinking ale? Jeez, I mean, sure, why not? Alrik, Silk and Fiore will need to team up and play s...

The sixth floor awaits, and it's full of weird science and... music? The Fogfen Few plunge deeper than ever as they make their way to the laboratories of the Abomination Vaults, hot on the trail of a mad, centipede scientist who plans on invading the surface. But not everything is as it seems here in this strange, fleshwarping dungeon. There's strange smells, weird shapes shambling in the corners...

What's happening to poor Dorianna Menhemes, and who's to blame? The Fogfen Few fight to protect those they care about... but what do they do when the evil isn't just contained in the dungeon? From strange buzzing sounds to haunted dolls to strange rubies, it seems like even Otari is becoming filled with terrible mysteries. And it's not like the dungeon is suddenly a cakewalk either! Join our heroe...

The Fogfen Few must cure the werewolf of his lycanthropy... or let a monster run wild! Ah, Otari... the town where nothing ever happens. After a long day out exploring in the dungeon, our heroes can always count on Otari to be a safe place where nothing bad happens. At least... normally it is. But right now, the town is in for a particularly dark night. From howling wolfmen chained up in a druid c...