Dewy Dudes

The fellas are BACK. Topics this week: dating advice, Long Island MDW, glizzy guzzlin’, Monkeypox, Kim Kardashian’s skincare line SKKN, penile dermal filler, Emily Weiss’s stepping down at Glossier, the girlbossification shift, Chet hanks, Avatar 2, and much, much more.

The boys review Starface’s unreleased SPF and discuss intō wet’s Draper-ass product copy before diving into Pete Davidson’s Met-Gala spray tan, Jack Harlow’s alleged chin implant, The Liver King, testicle tanning, and the gd state of masculinity.

The fellas kick off a new way to podcast in their first-ever on-pod facial conversation with friend of the show and downtown esthetician Gill Mils (Gill Milberg) at Kristyn Smith’s Practise© studio. In this skincare-heavy ep, Gill drops some of her hottest esthetician takes, all while giving Emilio a god-tier facial. Listen to the boys get schooled on lactic acid peels, micro-needling, fine lines,...

This week’s guest is one of Instagram’s most prolific and longest standing shitposters, Bianca Perez, aka @Yung_Nihilist.  Bianca walks the fellas through her routine, consisting of Soap & Glory, Neutrogena and prescribed skincare, all before the gang prays for Madonna’s filler addiction and dives into @Yung_Nihilist’s “DJ foreskin” beginnings, sigma females, memetic magic, toxic independ...

WE'RE BACK. The boys discuss their thousand dollars worth of recently gifted skincare products before litigating male lifestyle TikTok creators, hair restoration, semen retention, New York rent, micro-plastics, Jeremy Fragrance, Evan Mock and much, much more.

Emilio and Evan begin the show by dredging up last month’s vibe shift discourse before reviewing a $300 moisturizer and dogging on some busted dude’s “Normie-to-Playboy” style guide. They also get into Evan’s initial Jolie reaction, rare types of haircare guys, mesotherapy, Palmetto, the right way to apply chapstick, and much, much more.

Hot off of sending “Love & Life #2” to print, the fellas are joined by The Drunken Canal to talk romance, dating and Valentine’s Day expectations while teasing the contents of their latest newspaper issue (which is available now). The show kicks off with the ladies giving the hosts virtual tours of their top shelves, wherein Claire introduces the boys to VaniCream and sunburn “as an accessory” and...

This week, the boys are joined by actor Ryan Simpkins to talk the flaky-skin pitfalls of kissing dudes with facial hair, the Mario Badescu in Urban Outfitters industrial complex, skincare prep for self-taping glows, leaving men gayer post-breakup, the growing excitement within horror, un-ironic love for Twilight, Ryan’s upcoming role in Please Baby Please, Brendan Fraser worship, Che Diaz in And J...

Friend of the pod, integrated trainer and personal coach David Wenzel joins the fellas to chat all things fitness, nutrition and wellness, as the boys aim to develop and maintain healthy habits well into 2022. The gang gets into the details of intermittent fasting, antibiotics, chicken breast-indulgent gym bros, handstand pushups, transcendental Tabata, grocery shopping essentials, veganism, infus...

The fellas kick off their first episode of 2022 with the Curator of Cringe, Leia Jospé aka @favetiktoks420, wherein they ask, “who up playing with they ring light?” The gang digs into Leia’s exclusively Biologique Recherche routine before unpacking the “unintentional art” of her disturbing TikTok curation of e-boy thirst traps, lip-syncs and perverted POV scenarios. They also get into the definiti...

This week, the fellas dedicate a huge chunk of the episode to analyzing Ghislaine Maxwell’s bathroom toiletries, which comes courtesy of TrueAnon’s Liz Franczak. The boys also drop their much-anticipated review of DJ Khaled’s skincare line, Blesswell, before pondering Machine Gun Kelly’s celebrity status and how he’s able to sell out a nail polish line when neither co-host can name a single song b...

In this week’s episode, NYC-based actor Annie Hamilton joins the pod to talk sobriety, skincare, and starving-artist grindset. Annie shares the details of her new skincare regimen while recounting the bathrooms of hookups and boyfriends past that surprisingly include La Mer and Barbara Sturm products. She also shares her thoughts on “offline boyfriends,” social media, and why actors should embrace...

The fellas preview their holiday gift guide while discussing some of this week’s biggest Black Friday sales in skincare. The duo also get into pore strips, Augustinus Bader, Thanksgiving faux pas, Kris Jenner’s Pete Davidson psy-op, and much, much more.

 If the listeners are able to bare Emilio’s god awful microphone quality then they’ll be graced with some spicy Dewy Do’s and Dont’s to round off...

This week, the episode docket is STACKED. Tune in as the the fellas unpack Harry Styles’s venture into the beauty market, women over 40 pitting their aging up against Kyle Rittenhouse’s mom, and the feminine urge to thirst for some average ass-looking dude on the internet. The boys also get into e-boy hairstyles, the ramifications of yassification, dad-bod discourse, Kumail Nanjiani’s PR pivot reg...

This week, the boys convene for a special no-nut November look into Hims, suffering from comatose cock, and the so-called “undiagnosed epidemic of erectile dysfunction among men under 40,” which comes courtesy of Jesse Barron’s “The Soft Sell” for New York Magazine. The fellas spend the top half of the show attempting to understand the controversy surrounding the failed-to-launch skincare brand RF...

56. Gary V Swallows w/ Serena Shahidi The fellas are joined by comedian, influencer, socialite and host of the infectious self-help podcast, Let Me Ruin Your Life, Serena Shahidi, aka @glamdemon2004, to talk botox, alpha male qualities, Gary Vaynerchuk’s chewing gum-swallowing philosophy, TikTok, the Winklevoss twins, her disdain for Ryan Reynolds, and much, much more. Serena kicks off the ep by d...

Wherein the fellas reconnect to air out their New York grievances and ponder their futures in a city of perpetual grindset. Emilio teases his Snake Oil review before recounting his French pharmacy trip to cop five tubes of A313 while Evan loses it over rising rent prices. The boys round off the episode by diving into the logistics and consequences of Dr. Shahab Moubian’s height-lengthening surgery...

This week, the fellas chat with comedian, writer, “fishfluencer” and entrepreneuse Caroline Goldfarb aka @OfficialSeanPenn. Caroline kicks off the episode by dropping her K-beauty-heavy skincare lineup, heaping the praises of baby botox and describing how oo35mm cured what her dermatologist couldn’t. She then walks the dudes through her recent entrepreneurial venture into seafood in co-founding Fi...

Hot off their Into the Gloss #ITGTopShelfie interview, the fellas revisit the burgeoning male skincare category to discover its, uhhh, unlikely newcomers. From cunnilingus refuser DJ Khaled to the smooth brains who named their brand “Layer” backwards (Reyal), the boys unpack the silicone valley skincare sickos looking to cash in on a segment that definitely, maybe, probably doesn’t exist. The dude...

The fellas visit comedian and writer Kareem Rahma and his Russian-imported Sphynx cat, Kremlin, to learn how to slow the fuck down and revel in the inconveniences of New York life. In this two-part, vibes-heavy ep, the gang goes off on bidets and asshole upkeep; C*r*l*ne C*ll*w*y's Sn*ke O*l; pedicures; preventative testosterone; Bitcoin market psychology; abstaining from monetizing hobbies; ident...

This week, the fellas welcome actor, comedian, writer and multi-hyphenate Paige Elkington to the pod. The boys take a back seat in Part A as Paige runs them through all her sworn non-invasive skincare treatments, hammering home the wonders of microneedling with stem cells, while sharing her Augustinus Bader-inclusive routine. The gang also discusses Paige’s creative writing process and upcoming pr...

The fellas chat with influencer, model and podcaster Noor Elkhaldi about the wonders of Augustinus Bader, epsom-salt recoveries, the proper way to gua sha, stream-of-consciousness podcasts, identity, community and much, much more. Noor also gets into catcalling, her “emo queen” mother, Xanga-era posting and being real online. Unlock Part B of this episode at patreon.com/dewydudes Follow Noor on In...

The fellas celebrate their 50th episode by welcoming writer, artist and stylist Jo Rosenthal to the show to drop her god-tier skincare routine and share wellness tips that throw out almost every diet rule the boys have ever followed — suggestions that could potentially cure Hot Girls™ of their IBS and cancel your man’s favorite seltzer. The gang also goes in on online bullying, self hate, getting...

Hot off of hosting a banger at Le Bain, techno DJ and friend of the pod Deep Cleansing comes on the show to chat with the fellas about executing some of their favorite pre and post-function dewy do’s and don’ts. In this two-part episode, the gang does a temperature check on the pandemic party scene in New York before diving into executing a successful Irish exit, examining where your anger is comi...

The fellas visit comedian and writer Kareem Rahma and his Russian-imported Sphynx cat, Kremlin, to learn how to slow the fuck down and revel in the inconveniences of New York life. In this two-part, vibes-heavy ep, the gang goes off on bidets and asshole upkeep; C*r*l*ne C*ll*w*y's Sn*ke O*l; pedicures; preventative testosterone; Bitcoin market psychology; abstaining from monetizing hobbies; ident...