Dewy Dudes

The fellas are officially posting FACE and FEET for all the skincare sickos who want to see the boys appropriate chatroulette aesthetics and steal cam girl valor. Watch Emilio and Evan work through their camera shyness to serve you up a review of their recent facial visits, how to keep up with a skincare routine when you don’t have access to water for a week, Joe Rogan’s uncancellable status, Lil...

The fellas welcome artist, writer, programmer and Glossier Body Hero Sophie Helf, aka @Jil_Slander, a god-tier poster, to defend her use of Thayer’s Witch Hazel Toner while talking writing for the love of the process, modeling for Glossier, the beginnings of her novel, Twitter, and much more. Follow Sophie: https://twitter.com/jil_slander

Evan takes a break from exorcising his re-opening FOMO to update the listeners on his PR packaged-packed skincare routine, which includes: a full review of Bejbi Skin’s line of products, lathering up with Lord Jones’ Smooth CBD Serum, a gassed up review of Kiehl’s Creamy Eye Treatment with avocado and the beginnings of his tret journey. Emilio glosses over this week’s new cursed celebrity skincare...

The fellas secure a busted-ass mic just in time to record with one of podcasting’s tallest and most seasoned players, Jason Stewart aka @themjeans — co-host of the “bi-coastal elite” show How Long Gone — while on his NYC check in. Learn from the man who taught Zac Efron how to DJ as he sits down with the boys for an educational session in which the podcasting big dog drops his Avène-inclusive skin...

After conducting a thorough maintenance check on the “NYC-to-CDMX influencer colonist pipeline,” the fellas can accurately report that the channel is SECURE and FLOWING. Catch up with the boys as they return from a little R&R in Mexico City with 14 tubes of unprescribed Tretinoína and lingering mezcal-induced hangovers. Emilio recounts his reddening, tear-jerking extractions from his luxury facial...

Wherein the fellas dish out hot takes on cold topics with the most referenced friend of the pod and skintellectual mutual, Cara Schacter, aka the show’s very own girl next door (she really does live next door). Recorded just a few weeks back, the gang finally does its dew diligence by addressing some of the lingering controversy shaking up the skincare world as it relates to SPF, the FDA and God v...

Wherein the “scammer you love” stops by the pod with her designer cat to drop the skincare routine for the very first time in internet history. Buckle tf up for what has to be the most chaotic and messy bantercast recording in the show’s 41-episode history with the whole pod just feeling like a gd Safdie-bros movie. The fellas unintentionally end up the drunkest they’ve ever been on their own show...

The fellas welcome strategist, writer and DIMEPIECE founder Brynn Wallner to the pod to discuss how’s she’s paving the way for the next generation of wristflexers. Hear the boys fumble their way through pronunciations of luxury watches with Brynn while chatting about: Lip-synching e-Boys Male selfies Hillsong Church Sotheby's Cetaphil looking like c*m Brynn tricking her bf into using SPF Julie Sch...

Heart Big, Heady Empty radio is officially BACK after a brief hiatus, due to some much needed co-healing. On this ep, we’re playing catch up with friend of the pod, New York IT boy, and cultural dispatcher Elliott Foos.

 In this recording that took place mere hours before Chet Hank’s #WhiteBoySummer declaration, the fellas discuss Evan’s skin cancer surgery, Emilio’s post-COVID glow, and Elliott...

The fellas welcome legendary board-certified dermatologist Dr. Loretta Ciraldo, the skincare icon behind the award-winning Dr. Loretta line, to school them on her skincare philosophy and the forty years of clinical experience and investigations that went into creating her acclaimed products. The episode clarifies some of the most confusing topics in skincare — blue light, UV rays, acids, retinoids...

The boys dip their toes into the world of body modification and the lengths some high-profile celebrity men will go to achieve beautification. On this ep, the fellas analyze Tom Brady’s facial transformation over the years, unpack their apathy toward The Weeknd’s musical career and plastic surgery bit, and fawn over Uzi’s new $24 million forehead-embedded diamond. They also get Into SNL’s recent M...

Adult performer and sex work advocate Janice Griffith joins the pod to talk best skincare practices in porn and lets the fellas in on a Cetaphil-related adult industry secret. They also reminisce on an industry-wide ringworm outbreak, talk bad porn beauty looks as a rite of passage, and explain why dick havers should default to non-latex condoms.

The fellas kick off the Patreon by discussing Sophie’s impact on beauty and the music industry, answering calls from the hotline, and sharing their full skincare routines. The first paywalled edition of Heart Big, Head Empty radio makes sure to hit all your favorite segments before closing out the episode with a mansplanation of the recent #stonks craze. Subscribe to the Patreon: https://www.patre...

The fellas chat with CEO of Dieux Charlotte Palermino and “real-life cherub” Marta Mae — two of the the three cofounders of Dieux Skin, the company responsible for the reusable Forever Eye Mask you’ve seen all over the internet. From cannabinoids and “thot bops” to galaxy brain lessons on ingredients and marketing transparency, this skintellectual conversation is one you don’t want to miss.

The fellas chat with your esthetician’s favorite esthetician, Sophie Pavitt, about her facial studio and how she’s adapted her practice for success during COVID times. The boys also get a lesson on the negative effects of glycation, the horrors of at-home microneedling, and debate expensive skincare products versus specialized treatments and how the latter may provide more bang for your buck in th...

Culture writer Hunter Harris stops by the pod to discuss HBO Max’s latest film Let Them All Talk, the Leonardo DiCaprio and Rihanna saga, and her latest skincare developments in taking the leap from Dr. Dennis Gross to P50. After divulging where her exfoliation loyalty now lies, Hunter and the fellas touch on their favorite Scorsese films, one of which includes an iconic scene in skincare cinema,...

Artist, DJ, and long-lost brother of the Hemsworth himbo clan Ryan Hemsworth zooms in from Canada for the Dewy Dudes’s first international pod. Ryan introduces the fellas to the working man’s hand lotion, O’Keeffe's, before diving into the creative process behind his latest project Quarter-Life Crisis. As has become customary, the dudes spiral down the rabbit hole leading to a discussion about the...

MEL Magazine’s deputy editor, Alana Hope Levinson, graces the podcast to discuss boys bathrooms, bimboification, and her ideal skincare smelling like Gwenyth Paltrow’s vagina. Before indulging the fellas with a brief discussion on the current political climate, Alana shares just how she and the deranged journalists at MEL approach a men’s magazine differently. Follow Alana on social: https://twitt...

New York Mag’s resident skincare nerd for The Strategist Rio Viera Newton joins the Dewy Dudes to tease out some tips from her upcoming book, Let’s Face It: Secrets of a Skincare Obsessive, while musing about the digital habits of no-bullshit Gen-Z, the wonders of esthetician skincare lines and the arduous, confusing task of becoming a trusted skincare expert. She also weighs in on the NYC vs LA c...

The fellas take a moment out of their super-spreading Thanksgiving activities to address the skincare concerns of hotline callers while teasing out their holiday gift guide.

The dudes finally kick off their skincare hotline by answering some vibed out calls before sharing their predictions for the Bubble and Pharrell skincare lines. They then dissect the Harry Styles x Candace Owens controversy and dive into “Feels Good Man,” the documentary that follows how cartoonist Matt Furie’s Pepe the Frog got memefied into a symbol of hate.

Like the ghosts of tinder past lighting up your phone in a last-ditch effort to cuff your ass for the upcoming lockdown, the dudes are back. After a brief hiatus to finalize the big move to Manhattan, the fellas are back up and running, looking to rig the electoral map for total himboification. In this ep, the boys recap the most dramatic Bachelorette season of all time before diving into another...

Wherein comedian and writer for the Daily Show Randall Otis joins the fellas to call them out on their grifter bullshit (i.e. meme-ing The Ordinary peel when neither co-hosts ever have tried the product), all before diving into politics, porn and his latest piece for the New Yorker, “Unexpected Benefits of Universal Health Care.” Tune in to these three pairs of loose lips as they absolutely sink t...

The pod is moving to Manhattan. That means we’re trading in our Brooklyn-podcaster neckbeards for chain-smoking, it-girl ennui. In this banger of a boys chat ep, the fellas review the Hunter Viben’ selfies, dissect the retreat from status-symbol skincare shelves, explore incel mewing, and uncover a hypothetical bulging forehead vein removal operation to help men achieve ultimate chadified himboifi...

The fellas engage in a thought-provoking conversation with legendary beauty writer Arabelle Sicardi on surveillance capitalism within the beauty industry, what inspires their unique approach to beauty writing, and what readers can expect from the writer's upcoming “weird baby” of a book, “ The House of Beauty,” which argues beauty as terror while critiquing the billion-dollar beauty industry and t...