Dewy Dudes

The boys are BACK, and they're ushering in Dewy Dudes 2.0 by diving into all the ways one can "fumble a girl," Owen Gray's alphabet leg, the New York three-year hump, A313, flaky skin, injecting botox to the pits, what happens when the fellas are too pretty, Elon Musk and his Wegovy journey, Pete Davidson, the World Cup, and much, much more.  This episode is sponsored by Deeps — a new sleep s...

The fellas welcome Alex Hartman, the mastermind behind New York’s hottest meme page, Nolita Dirtbag, and the star of Mad Realities’s Downtown Tours with Craig McKinsey , to chat about spoonfuls of sea moss, lemon water, The Ordinary’s retinol, warts, firing one brain cell, the discourse around public-sex posting, emerging downtown characters, Johnny Depp’s cake face, the last nuanced New York Yank...

The fellas kick things off by recapping Evan’s birthday week, followed by an on-pod unwrapping of Dewy Dudes-adjacent gifts. The boys then dive into Jared Leto’s skincare line announcement, ass-crack cleansing, back shot-induced bacne, Dr. Loretta's must-have Intense Replenishing serum, stay-at-home girlfriends, day-in-the-life Tik Toks, the “right to sex," posting up “Timmy Turner-style,”  T...

A quick and dirty Boys Chat. This week the fellas do an on-the-ground Chicago scene report before getting into Faith, ORRIS, DTC humidifiers for millennials (Canopy), Williamsburg’s Bathhouse, HangTox™ and the aesthetics of low-hanging testicles, seeing hole on Twitter, seeking solitude on the toilet,  doo doo-ing fast, Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde’s nanny’s tell all, Karim Benzema, and a...

The fellas welcome writer Ana Salazar to talk squalane versus squalene, beauty copywriting in 2022, Latina sideburns, fellas who wax, pube upkeep, Vybes, Triangle of Sadness, ghosting etiquette, BeReal protocol, Thé Noir 29, getting back with you ex, making the first move, incestous friend groups, Emo Night, Matt Healy, flip-phone guys, and much, much more.  Follow Ana: twitter.com/coolpilled...

The fellas welcome Marcelo Gaia, the designer and creative mind behind Mirror Palais, to chat about Biologique Recherche, placenta-infused PRP treatments, hair loss, Monica Belluci, “it” boys, Manu Rios, the concept behind his New York Fashion Week debut, the Church, his foray into menswear, the fast fashion cycle, ghosting your trainer, soft launching a breakup, cancel culture, and much, muc...

“It’s luxury. It’s wine. It’s Brad Pitt. What more could you want?” Emilio and Evan discuss the hype around Brad Pitt and Travis Barker announcing their respective ventures into skincare via Le Domaine and Barker.  The cohosts also get into Emilio’s on-the-record takes for Business of Fashion, Aesop’s Parsley Seed Serum, James Hamblin’s science of cleanliness, gymcels, hot personal trainers,...

The boys welcome GQ writer Gerald Ortiz to talk denim-induced eczema flareups, stacking the routine with Aesop, the psychology of keeping up a consistent routine, SEED probiotics, suit shopping (vintage Armani and custom Kashiyama suits under $1k), personal fall essentials, Pendleton overshirts, chore coats, cargo pants, fashion girlfriends, clogs, utility-based staples, perpetual prep revival, fr...

The fellas are back in town from their short trips away from Manhappenin’ in Mexico City and Vegas. They open the show by discussing their favorite Dirt.fyi musings, followed by a quick skincare check that includes an extensive review of F. Miller and its flower extract-laden products before revisiting the keys to creating a simple routine. They then dive into Botox’s newest FDA-approved competito...

The fellas welcome the East Villains’s Phantom Smoocher, Nigel Roxbury, aka Chris, and “NY’s Most Insufferable Transplant,” Codey James, to talk through the group’s origin story and the infamous night out with The Cut. The gang gets into: Dial soap, Huron skincare, finding beautiful, intimate male friendships online, balding men becoming a thing of the past, posting TikToks as a man, cashing revel...

Our two-hour, barely-listenable episode with the co-hosts and co-founders of the menswear podcast and ever-expanding media project Throwing Fits, aka Jimmy and Larry.  Evan and Emilio kick off the long-awaited meeting of minds with a little too much dickriding before the gang gets into: Throwing Fits laying out the blueprint for what Dewy Dudes is today, James using 8-year-old expired sunscre...

The fellas chat with Forbes 30 under 30 honoree and editor-in-chief of Highsnobiety Willa Bennett about the wonders of Cetaphil, approaching fragrance through seasonality, the success of wearing a hat on a first date, acupuncture in the East Village, exploring what it means to be a young person coming up in fashion right now, the BeRealification of social media, Steve Lacy, leaning into online aut...

The boys bring on Kate Glavan and Emma Roepke, co-hosts of the health and wellness podcast Sea Moss Girlies, to chat about the importance of collagen production as it relates to skincare, prebiotic sodas, Midwestern stolen valor, veganism, cricket protein, l-tryptophan, their current supplement stack, adaptogens, functional mushrooms, different strains of magnesium, launching a supplement com...

The fellas answer some callers’ skincare questions before getting into Joe Jonas’s injectables campaign with Xeomin, the future of Botox for men, Bodies Bodies Bodies, Amandla Stenberg, and a couple “Hot Masculinity Takes” about dick size and getting hot for your great grandma.

Evan pulls up with a Sephora looking-ass bag full of goods for Emilio’s birthday, kicking the ep off with a live gift reveal before discussing Katy Perry’s mushroom cocktail De Soi and Evan’s newly committed foray into skincare. The co-hosts also give their immediate review of Kim Kardashian’s SKKN before rounding off this short and very sweet ep by discussing how the cultural zeitgeist is playing...

Writer, editor and creator of @starterpacksofnyc Sasha Mutchnik joins the boys to talk about high-low moisturizer combos, Bella Hadid’s haters, Wegmans's Astor Place takeover, Starter Packs of NYC’s beginnings, meme-ing Biologique Recherche, Addison Rae, applying a masters in literature to shitposts, preventative versus maintenance skincare, Lee Pace, Cultural Fan Fiction, Jeremy Allen White, putt...

Writer, creative strategist and filmmaker Emily Sundberg joins the fellas to chat about Rescue Spa loyalty, making out after applying P50, tanking Oatly’s stock, going viral via the NYT’s latest “Hot Girl” story, bimbofying Web 3, the Gossip Girlification of Dimes Square, defining “the ick,” Kin Euphorics, being silenced in Paris, Gardiner’s Island, working at Meta, developing an online bit, and m...

Boys Chat. Evan and Emilio get into Canadian skincare via Margin and Everyday Chemist, penthouse parties in Soho, Dylan O’Brien, Hailey Bieber for LA mayor, the NYT’s “Investing in Real Estate as Self-Care” story, the Guardian’s “End of Ambition” piece, depression, having children, eating the peach your wife was saving, Trump’s LIV Tour appearance, what happens when she meets the friend group and...

This week the fellas are joined by Hawthorne co-founder Phil Wong to talk the brand’s origin story and its success in the men’s personal care market. The gang also gets into Phil’s tea tree-packed skincare routine, oo35mm, dad brands, metrosexual bonding, getting pilled by the dermatologist, Hawthorne’s scent preference quiz, whispers of the brand’s next cover boy, the everything-ification of Dime...

The boys talk about the latest monkeypox news, jello skin, and how to lock in moisture while drying out on accutane, all before detailing the escape story of New York’s cloutiest whippet. We also get into lip masks, collagen production, gut health, sober skin, Nathan Fielder, Brad Pitt, Hunter Biden and a few of the manosphere’s most fucked up pickup-artist theories and tests. 

Chris Black, co-host of How Long Gone and founder of Done to Death Projects, calls in from a short stint in Vegas to drop his current skincare routine while evaluating his original indie sleaze era (and its current revival) and gracing the boys with some podcaster-to-podcaster wisdom. The show also gets into Black’s aversion to digital nomadism, Brett Easton Ellis, NYC’s restaurant aesthetics, wor...

The fellas welcome Soft Services co-founders Rebecca Zhou and Annie Kreighbaum to the pod to discuss all things body-care. From breaking down the most common causes of body acne to discussing their approach toward marketing to men, the DTC pioneers walk us through their products, how their solutions could be worth a billion dollars, and their unique approach to creative development and packaging....

The fellas digest a puzzling NFT week before answering some listener voicemails about hotel-soap breakouts, cleansers under $25 and the hype around Biologique Recherche. The hosts also chat about SPF failure, encountering Aesop's Queer Library, Thé Noir 29, hell’s itch, silk pillowcases, Agent Natuer, The Light Cream, carcinogenic cunnilingus, alienating your audience, "Pep" Guardiola Sala, and mu...

The fellas record poolside with Jolie founders Ryan Babenzien and Arjan Singh to discuss America’s clean water problem and its effects on our skin, hair and wellbeing. But before diving deep into water, the gang unpacks the founders’ Aesop and Kevin Murphy-heavy top shelves, Tiger Balm and what they’ve been up to at Camp Jolie in Amagansett. Listen to Ryan and Arjan break down their beauty company...

The boys welcome comedians and podcasters Steven Phillips-Horst and Lily Marotta of Celebrity Book Club with Steven & Lily to step through their top shelves while reminiscing on teen acne and grading semen consistencies against those of skincare products. From revealing Arca’s skincare secrets to imagining Kamala Harris as a beauty brand, discussing dermal dick filler (once again) to soft laun...