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Directed By: John Isberg Starring: Thom Mathews,Carl Bailey,Bishop Steven, Some other dead fuckers In the aftermath of a tragedy at a summer camp, a group of camp counselors find themselves fighting for their lives against a masked killer, who really just needed a hug. You can buy or rent Final Summer here We Also Talked About: Cold Comes the Night (Brian Cranston is Blind!) Deafula (A movie about...

Director - Steve Miner Stars - Dana Kimmell, Tracie Savage, Ricard Brooker and a bunch of other fuckers Jason Voorhees is back and this time he’s in 3D! Friday the 13th part 3 picks up right where we left off after part 2, literally. Star wipe and dream sequence your way through the third chapter of this franchise with us on Friday the 13th (or whenever you decide to listen to this) Make sure to c...

Directed By: Ron Underwood Starring: Kevin Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter, some wormy fuckers Natives of a small isolated town defend themselves against strange underground creatures which are killing them one by one. They decide to make giant conical party hats to see if the creatures will take a break long enough to celebrate with cake! We also talked about: American HardcoreMarjoeDelivery BoysSL...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8193790 Directed by: Quentin Dupieux Starring:     Jean Dujardin, Adèle Haenel,Albert Delpy, some French fuckers A man's obsession with his designer deerskin jacket causes him to blow his life's savings to become a deer himself. We watched: Fire of Love (French Volcanologists) Still (Michael J. Fox Documentary) 350 Days (Wrestling Doc.) Muppet Mayhem (The Muppet Band)...

Directed by: Stan Winston Starring: Lance Henriksen, Jeff East, John D'Aquino, Some other pumpkin fuckers After a group of dirtbikin' dickheads accidentally kill a young boy named Billy Harley, his father Ed (the originator of the awesome Ed Harley jeans and T-Shirt line) is devastated and the only thing he wants is revenge. He goes to an old woman who is said to be a witch and conjures a demonic...

Sam from the Feature Creatures DTF podcast joins us to talk about No Holds Barred: Directed By: Thomas J. Wright Starring: Hulk Hogan, Joan Severance ,Kurt Fuller, Some other wrasslin fuckers... A TV-network boss (who seems to be a lot like Ted Turner or perhaps even a bit like Vince McMahon) pits an unknown fighter and champion of the "Battle of the Tough Guys" named Zeus against The WWF champion...

Alien (1979) Directed by: Ridley Scott Starring: Sigourney Weaver, Tom Skerritt, John Hurt, some out of this world fuckers. The crew of a commercial spacecraft encounters a deadly lifeform after investigating an unknown transmission. When they find the lifeform, it reveals itself to be a huge fan of HackySack and they all get around in a circle while science officer Ash plays the bongos. Other stu...

Directed By: Samuel Bodin Starring: Lizzy Caplan, Antony Starr, Cleopatra Coleman, some other little fuckers. An eight-year-old boy tries to investigate the mysterious knocking sounds that are coming from inside the walls of his house, finding the key to friendship and a magical closet with a portal to another dimension. We also talked about: Clerk. Penn Jillette's Potato Diet Penn and Teller's Bu...

Directed by: George P. Cosmatos Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Brigitte Nielsen, Reni Santoni and some greasy killer hammer clanking fuckers A tough-on-crime street cop must eat only the tip of his pizza from the freezer and some other story bullshit about protecting some lady who didn't even witness something from a strange murderous cult with far-reaching plans. We also talked about: The Youtube...

Unfeatable Directed by: Godfrey Ho (aka Godfrey Hall, Wallace Chan, Alton Cheung and other assorted names) Starring: Cynthia Rothrock, Don Niam, John Miller, some other kicking fuckers Kristi Jones (Cynthia Rothrock) avenges her sister's death at the hands of a crazed martial arts rapist named Stingray. While Godrey Ho has directed over 150 films (almost all of dubious quality), Undefeatable seems...

Director: Harry Bromley Davenport Starring: Philip Sayer, Bernice Steger, Danny Brainin, Some other slimy crabwalking alien fuckers. Tony's father Sam is abducted by aliens. Three years later, he returns to Earth and seeks his wife and son, but she is already living with someone else. After an awkward reunion, Sam's wife recognizes that he is not the same as he was when he left, and Sam starts to...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0985694/ Machete (2010) Directed by:Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez Starring: Danny Trejo,Michelle Rodriguez,Robert De Niro, Some other sword fuckers The highly skilled Federale Machete is hired by some unsavory types to assassinate a senator. But just as he's about to take the shot, he notices someone aiming at him and realizes he's been set up. He barely survives th...

Director: Scott Spiegel Starring: Liz Kern, Renée Estevez, Dan Hicks, some other supermarket fuckers. This week we've got special guest Boomer from Podcast in the Woods to talk about the 1989 film Intruder. You might think looking at the poster that this is starring Bruce Campbell and Sam Raimi, but it's really a story of the overnight stock crew of a local supermarket find themselves being stalke...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11358390 Directed: Chris McKay Starring:  Nicholas Hoult, Nicolas Cage,Awkwafina, Ben Schwartz, some bloodsucker fuckers In this modern monster tale of Dracula's loyal servant, Renfield, the tortured aide to history's most narcissistic boss is forced to procure his master's prey and do his every bidding, no matter how debased. But now, after centuries of servitude, Ren...

Released in 1996, "Fantastic Planet" defied conventions and pushed the boundaries of alternative rock. Drawing on elements of grunge, space rock, and shoegaze, Failure crafted a hypnotic blend of ethereal melodies, gritty instrumentation, and introspective lyrics that resonated with a generation seeking a different kind of musical experience. Today we're talking about the album and it's impact on...

In the '90s, TV's stunt-filled "American Gladiators" thrilled fans. This docuseries explores the show's success and how it almost ended before it began. On today's show we talk run down the 5 part mini-series available only on Netflix. Here's a trailer.

Director: William Lustig Starring: Tom Atkins,Bruce Campbell, Laurene Landon, Robert Z'Dar, some other ugly fuckers. A killer dressed in a police uniform begins murdering innocent people on the streets of New York City. One day while murdering, the killer sees a miracle and prays for forgiveness. Whilst praying, an djinn appears and grants him 3 wishes - the first being to become a famous ballerin...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0146675 Director: Peter Hyams Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Gabriel Byrne, Robin Tunney, some devil fuckers At the end of the century, Satan visits New York in search of a bride. It's up to an ex-cop who now runs an elite security outfit to keep him occupied long enough that he can get an autograph and smash an old lady's head through a glass table.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087945/ Directed By: Fred Olen Ray Starring:     Sandy Brooke, Suzy Stokey, Ross Hagen, Seriously who are these fuckers? Two women (who are these two women? There are literally half a dozen who are prisoners) who have been unjustly confined to a prison planet plot their escape - or at least just decide to blow that pop stand, all the while having to put up with lesbia...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt9442842 We go a little off script on this episode to talk to David Weiner, the director of three documentaries called "In Search of Darkness". In Search of Darkness is an exploration of '80s horror movies through the perspective of the actors, directors, producers and SFX craftspeople who made them, and their impact on contemporary cinema. You can find out more about I...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt10403420 Terrifier 2 (2022) Directed by: Damien Leone Starring:     Lauren LaVera, David Howard Thornton, Elliott Fullam, some other clowny fuckers In Miles County, Art the Clown and his new friend The Little Pale Girl make elephant ears and fry up corn dogs to share with teenagers Sienna, her friends and her brother Jonathan while they enjoy a day at the carnival.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13345606 Director: Lee Cronin Starring: Mirabai Pease, Richard Crouchley, Anna-Maree Thomas, Some Other Deadite Fuckers A twisted tale of two estranged sisters whose reunion is cut short by the rise of flesh-possessing demons, thrusting them into a primal battle for survival as they face the most nightmarish decision imaginable... beer or bourbon? A couple of my favori...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3099498/ Tusk (2014) Director: Kevin Smith Starring: Justin Long, Michael Parks, Haley Joel Osment, some Canadian fuckers A brash and arrogant podcaster gets more than he bargained for when he travels to Canada to interview a mysterious recluse.  Everything's going good for him until he finds out the recluse is a lesbian, and a Canadian.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115624 Barb Wire (1996) Directed by: David Hogan Starring:     Pamela Anderson, Amir AboulEla, Adriana Alexander, Goon 2, Redhead with a Hairlip, seriously... who are these fuckers? Taking place during the Second American Civil War in 2017, Barb Wire owns a nightclub called the Hammerhead. Things become complicated when her ex-lover Axel Hood, who is married to the fu...

Directed by: Rhys Frake-Waterfield Starring: You won't recognize any of these fuckers The days of adventures and merriment have come to an end, as Christopher Robin, now a young man, has left the gang of Hundred Acre-Woods to fend for themselves. Through hard work and determination, and led by Pooh-bear and Piglet, the gang gussy up the place and open their own luxury hotel with the hopes of cater...