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Directed by: Brandon Cronenberg Starring: Alexander Skarsgård, Mia Goth, Cleopatra Coleman, some other rich fuckers James and Em Foster are enjoying an all-inclusive beach vacation in the fictional island of La Tolqa, when a fatal accident exposes the resort's backward policy of cleaning it's septic system James and Em put on their red and green coveralls to show them all how master plumbers get i...

Super Mario Bros. (1993) Directed: Annabel Jankel, Rocky Morton Starring: Bob Hoskins, John Leguizamo, Dennis Hopper, Some other fuckers who don't deserve this. The much maligned story of two Brooklyn plumbers, Mario and Luigi, who must travel to another dimension to rescue a princess from the evil dictator King Koopa and stop him from taking over the world. Full of references, characters and stor...

This is Crime Wave is the debut album from the band Codefendants. The band features Sam King of Get Dead, Ceschi Ramos, Fat Mike of NOFX and some guest accomplices including Get Dead, Stacey Dee from Bad Cop / Bad Cop, Onry Ozzborn of Dark Time Sunshine, and the incomparable DOC.  Check out the playlist for all the music videos on this album at the link below, you can also purchase the album from...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14209916/ Director: Elizabeth Banks Starring: Keri Russel, Alden Ehrenreich, O'Shea Jackson Jr., Ray Liota, some other furry fuckers An oddball group of cops, criminals, tourists and teens converge on a Georgia forest where a huge black bear steals a car and reenacts the 1963 classic "It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World", playing the part of Spencer Tracy and Milton Berle's p...

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt3581920/ Creators: Neil Druckmann, Craig Mazin Starring: Pedro Pascal, Bella Ramsey, Anna Torv, Some mushroom faced motherfuckers After a global pandemic destroys civilization, a hardened survivor takes charge of a 14-year-old girl who is classically trained in French cuisine, and is very good with flavor and texture profiles. She hides a rat under her hat and between...

Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987) Director: Andy Sidaris Starring: Ronn Moss, Dona Speir, Hope Marie Carlton, some other fucker's boobs. Two drug enforcement agents plus two chicks with two boobs a piece plus two friends that are dudes plus two bad dudes - and don't forget to add an exploding skateboarder and his blow up doll, and a toxic waste toilet snake to equal mad cap hilarity in Andy Sidaris's H...

The Perfect Weapon https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102655/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Director: Mark DiSalle Starring: Jeff Speakman, John Dye, Mako, Mariska Hargitay, James Hong, some other kicking fuckers. In Jeff Speakman's first starring role, he plays an expert in "kenpo" karate avenges his Koreatown friend, slain by a mobster in Los Angeles. The perfect weapon is the perfect example of why you should min...

Black Devil Doll from Hell (1984) Directed: Chester N. Turner Starring: Seriously, you've really never heard of any of these fuckers A woman buys a doll at a magic shop. Unbeknownst to her, the doll is possessed by the spirit of Dave Chapelle, who holds a killer stand up set in her living room for all the locals to hear. You Wooden Headed Bastard

Directed by: Gil Bettman Starring: John Stamos, Vanity, Gene Simmons, Gene Simmons, Robert Englund, A suprising number of fuckers you've heard of. As crazy as it sounds, John Stamos is a college gymnastics whiz kid who's dad (George Lazenby) is a special agent trying to stop the "Hermaphroditic" maniacal rocker Velvet Von Ragnar played by Gene Simmons. When John Stamos' father is killed, he meets...

The Thing (1982) Directed by : John Carpenter Starring: Kurt Russel, Wilford Brimley, Keith David, A bunch of fuckers you might actually recognize A research team in Antarctica is hunted by a shape-shifting alien that assumes the appearance of its victims. At first, the research team is frightened by the shape of the shape-shifting alien, but after the alien communicates that it prefers to take th...

Directed: Lowell Dean Starring: Leo Fafard, Amy Matysio, Sarah Lind, Some other wolf dick. It's not unusual for alcoholic cop Lou to be loved by anyone. This time around in his blacked out stupor, things get hairy, and it's all fun and games until you're pissing blood at the drink and dink with a too tight uniform and a face hanging from the urinal handle. Who's the town idiot now? How to Score at...

Sick (2022) Director: John Hyams Starring: Gideon Adlon, Bethlehem Million, Dylan Sprayberry, A Few Other Fuckers In April 2020 during the COVID-19 pandemic, college student Parker Mason takes her best friend, Miri Woodlow, to her family's lake house to quarantine her. They arrive at the luxurious and secluded lake house when Parker receives a cryptic text message. A Nigerian prince has passed awa...

Director: Jeff King Writer: Steven Seagal Starring: Stevan Seagal, Isaac Hayes, Holly Elissa, honestly... no other fuckers you've ever heard of. A troubled detective mumbles his way through Memphis in order to track  down a pair of serial killers. The twist? He was both serial killers the whole time. What we watched: Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker, Long Live Chainsaw, Fleishman is in Trouble, The Mut...

M3GAN (2023) Directed: Gerard Johnstone Starring: Allison Williams, Violet McGraw, Some Other Fuckers. When Gemma suddenly becomes the caretaker of her orphaned 8-year-old niece, Cady, Gemma's unsure and unprepared to be a parent. Under intense pressure at work, Gemma decides to pair her M3GAN prototype with Cady in an attempt to learn and perform the illest of tiktok dances. Here's a link for som...

Directed: Too Many Fuckers For how Bad This Is. Starring: A Bunch of Fuckers You Don't Want to Hear About A debate team stranded on a bus is attacked by something unknown. Sounds like a banger.

Directed by: Steve Miner Starring: Betsy Palmer, Amy Steel, John Furey, Warrington Gillette, Steve Dash, Stuart Charno, Some Other Fuckers Months after Alice beheaded psycho killer/mother Pamela Voorhees at Camp Crystal Lake, survivor Alice is still traumatized because of the murders. But there is one problem: Mrs. Voorhees' son Jason never drowned and died. He's taken up the hobby of trying to bl...

Directed By: David A. Prior Starring: Cameron Mitchell, Troy Donahue, Ted Prior A group of sadistic mercenaries kidnap people off the streets and set them loose on the grounds of their secret camp, so the "students" at the camp can learn how to track down and kill their prey. Little do they know, they kidnapped the wrong man, the master of the knife and sharpened stick. When will the hunters becom...

Directed by: Zach Cregger Starring: Georgina Campbell, Bill Skarsgard, Justin Long, Some Other Fuckers. In town for a job interview, a young woman arrives at her Airbnb rental late at night only to find that the house has been mistakenly double-booked and an overly nice man with kind eyes is already staying there. Against her better judgment, she decides to stay the night anyway, but soon discover...

Director: John Carpenter Starring: Kurt Russell, Lee Van Cleef, Ernest Borgnine, Donald Pleasence, Isaac Hayes, Some other Fuckers When you try to rob the federal reserve bank, you get sent to manhattan which since 1988 has been a full on prison island, to rescue the president and some bullshit tape that supposedly has the formula for nuclear fission.  If this thing is so important, why didn't the...

Directed by: Jalmari Helander Starring: A lot of fuckers you never heard of. On Christmas Eve in Finland, Santa Claus is unearthed in an archaeological dig. Soon after, children start disappearing, leading a boy and his father to capture Santa and, with the help of fellow hunters, they look to sell him back to the corporation so that he can be bought and sold into sexual slavery. And then there's...

Directed by: Emily Ross Wilson Starring: Jaicy Elliot, Ryan Rottman, Bruce Campbell, Moira Kelly, Some Other Fuckers A former Toad, turned into a journalist, Campbell gets the chance to meet her biological father, also named Campbell (the Bruce) for the first time without him knowing. In the end, Campbell must decide if she will reveal the truth, a decision that will change Christmas forever... Or...

Terrifier (2016) Director : Damien Leone Starring: Jenna Kanell, Samantha Scaffidi, David Howard Thornton, Some Other Fuckers Art the Clown is interested in two things, rockin', and fuckin'. When he's not rockin', he's fuckin'! When some costume party jerks get in the way of his rockin', there's only one other thing he can do. It's time to start fuckin' 'em softly while miming his way through swee...

Director : Walter HIll Stars : Michael Beck, James Remar, Dorsey Wright and some other fuckers  Some stuff about the warriors. come out and play, keep em separated, pretty fly for a white guy.

Cobra Kai (2018-202?) Starring: Ralph Macchio, William Zabka, Xolo Mariduena, Tanner Buchanan, Mary Mouser, Martin Kove, some other fuckers. The world of the 1984 movie "The Karate Kid" is brought into present day California. Daniel Larusso is all grown up and after his self esteem went through the roof as a two time all valley karate champ, he's selling cars and kicking the competition. It's not...

Director: Katheryn Bigelow Starring Adrian Pasdar, Jenny Wright, Bill Paxton, Lance Henrickson, Tim Thomerson, Some other fuckers. Caleb is a small town farmboy out at night looking for some action. He gets more than he bargains for when he runs into a succubus by the name of Mae who turns him onto the darker side of what goes on when everyone else goes to sleep.  This ain't the horse farm no more...