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Dawn of the Dead (1978) Directed by: George A. Romero Starring: David Emge , Ken Foree , Scott H. Reiniger , some other zombie and biker fuckers In honor of the 45th anniversary of it's release, and the re-release of this movie in the theaters , this week we wanted to talk about the seminal 1978 zombie movie Dawn of the Dead . We ain't talkin that Zak Syder-cut - this is the real deal Holy...

The Nostril Picker (1993) Directed by: Mark Nowicki Starring: Carl Zschering , Edward Tanner , Laura Cummings , some booger picking fuckers I can't even link. The crummy movie marchathon closer for 2024 is the 1993 movie The Nostril Picker (aka The Changer), and we've really been waiting to watch this one for a long time. As you can see from the podcast art this week, the movie poster/VHS...

Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid (1986) Directed by: John Golden Starring: Honestly, these are some fuckers you have never heard of. We're over halfway through crummy movie march, and I'd like to say that we saved a good one for this week, but instead I'll just say we're talking about the 1986 film "Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid" or, as absolutely no one call it - "Ziesters". Some a...

Uninvited (1988) Directed By: Greydon Clark Starring: George Kennedy , Alex Cord , Clu Gulager , some silk stalking'd fucker . For week two of our 2nd annual crummy movie marchathon, we take to the high seas with two hardbodies, three dorks, an unscrupulous businessman and his two numbskull cronies for a cruise to the Cayman Islands for some reason. Oh, and I almost forgot about the cat! I kno...

Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge Directed By: Richard Friedman Starring: Derek Rydall , Jonathan Goldsmith , Rob Estes , some other weaselly fuckers . We had way too much fun talking way too long about the first movie of our second annual crummy movie March-athon - Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge. Here's what IMDB had to say about Phantom of the Mall: Eric's Revenge : A man...

Robocop Directed By: Paul Verhoeven Starring: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Kurtwood Smith, some other dick Unbeknownst to us, we've been waiting to talk about Robocop for a long time. Those assholes still haven't put up the statue, but that doesn't mean we can't talk about this absolute classic of 80's cinema, and how the ideas and stuff they talk about back then is still relevant today. Some IMDB g...

Action Jackson Directed By: Craig R. Baxley Starring: Carl Weathers , Craig T. Nelson , Vanity , some basic instinct fuckers. We were very upset to hear of the passing of Carl Weathers, and we felt it was our duty to talk about one of his finest starring roles, 1988's Action Jackson . IMDB describes this movie as: Vengeance drives a tough Detroit cop to stay on the trail of a power-hungry auto...

Bloodsport Directed By: Newt Arnold Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme , Donald Gibb , Leah Ayres , some fucker with big man boobs We put a poll out to you, the audience, to vote on which Van Damme movie we should talk about for our first JCVD episode, and y'all picked a classic - 1988's Bloodsport . We were hoping you'd pick either Double Impact (never in my life would I wear black silk...

Chopping Mall Directed by: Jim Wynorski Starring: Kelli Maroney , Tony O'Dell , Russell Todd , some other fuckers The first podcast that we recorded was about this movie , Chopping Mall . Now with episode 100, we feel like we've come a long way, so we decided to take another chop at it and right some (self perceived) wrongs. Thinking back on how we used to record and how we record now, it&...

Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout Directed By: Kenneth J. Hall Starring: Linnea Quigley , Cynthia Garris , Amy Hunt , some shuffling zombie fuckers All good things must come to an end, and our New Years Resolution Workout Horror January (or whatever it's called) is over too - but we're going out with a bang! Join us for a discussion of Linnea Quigley's Horror Workout . IMDB describes...

Hell Spa Directed By: Mike Bowler Starring: Lisa Bawdon , Augie Blunt , Mike Bowler , some black hat wearing fucker . Shot on Video (SOV), Hell Spa is our penultimate film in this month's exercise related horror extravaganza, and according to IMDB : At Benson's Health Spa business is booming. And why not? With the, "Look beautiful and stay fit or never pay a dime" promotion, peop...

Murdercise Directed By: Angelica De Alba , Paul Ragsdale Starring: Kansas Bowling ,Nina Lanee Kent , Jessa Flux , some other leotard wearing fuckers Rolling into our next movie in this resolutionathon, we're taking a look at a new movie in this same workout horror micro genre, the 2023 film Murdercise. According to our friend IMDB, Murdercise is summarized as: "Pheobe (Kansas Bowling) is...

Death Spa Directed By: Michael Fischa Starring: William Bumiller , Brenda Bakke , Merritt Butrick , some other workin' out fuckers . Week 2 of our workin out horror theme month for January is about the 1988 movie Death Spa . The plot of Death Spa is described as "Michael's health club is beseiged with a series of terrible murders involving killer saunas and other grisly devices. Micha...

Aerobicide Director: David A. Prior Starring: Marcia Karr , David Campbell , Fritz Matthews , some other in shape fuckers January is a time for New Year's resolutions like cleaning up your shit, maybe stopping a bad habit like drinking or smoking, and another popular resolution - getting your fat ass off of the couch and losing some of that goddamned weight. This January we're kicking off...

Directed by: Tyler MacIntyre Starring: Jane Widdop , Joel McHale , Justin Long In our exciting final episode of 2023, we take a look at the newest reinvention of a classic movie with a twist, in " It's a Wonderful Knife ". Here, the story goes - After saving her town from a psychotic killer, Winnie Carruthers' life is less than wonderful. When she wishes she'd never been born...

Directed by: Charles E. Sellier Jr. Starring: Lilyan Chauvin , Robert Brian Wilson , Gilmer McCormick , some orphan fuckers Siskel and Ebert hated it, but we're joined by BP from the Let's Talk Horror channel podcast and youtube channel to talk about Silent Night Deadly Night, where little Billy witnesses his parents getting killed by Santa after being warned by his senile grandpa that San...

Directed by: Max Kalmanowicz Starring: Martin Shakar , Gil Rogers , Gale Garnett , some other kid zombie fuckers Peacock would tell you that The Children is about "A Christmas vacation turns deadly after gas leaking from a nuclear power plant turns children into zombies who burn anyone they touch." Well, we're here to tell you that Peacock is a LIAR. Just like how they tell you raisi...

Directed by: Tommy Wirkola Starring: David Harbour , John Leguizamo , Beverly D'Angelo , some other Christmas fuckers. To start off this holiday season, rather than focus on all the mushy crap, we give Violent Night a go. In this movie, when a team of mercenaries breaks into a wealthy family compound on Christmas Eve, taking everyone inside hostage, the team isn't prepared for a surprise c...

We had the chance talk with Final Summer's Writer/Director John Isberg! We get into the making of Final Summer, some of his influences, and more! Make sure to head over to Final Summer Films to order your copy of Final summer, or get some rad merch. Listen to our Final Summer episode here .

Directed by: Jon Turteltaub Starring: Victor Wong , Michael Treanor , Max Elliott Slade , some other old fuckers . We're wrapping up ninja November with the much requested ninja movie 3 Ninjas, where each year, three brothers visit their grandfather for the summer. He is highly skilled in ninjutsu, and for years he has trained the boys in his techniques. They meet 3 stoners, tons of non-ninja...

Director: Sam Firstenberg Starring: Shô Kosugi , Lucinda Dickey , Jordan Bennett , Some tombstone breaking fuckers . In one of the more entertaining ninja movies of the era, an evil ninja attempts to avenge his death from beyond the grave, by possessing an innocent woman's body. At first, changes in her behavior is limited to having strange interactions with an arcade game, doing sexy things w...

Directed by: Sam Firstenberg Starring: Michael Dudikoff , Steve James , Judie Aronson , Some other ninja fuckers. American Ninja is the first movie in a rash of films (cleverly named American Ninja 1-5) and follows Joe Armstrong, an American soldier, obviously very skilled in martial arts, who single-handedly takes on mercenaries in the Philippines - but that's not the whole story... Check out...

Directed by: Robert Clouse Starring: Kurt Thomas Tetchie Agbayani , Richard Norton , some other flippin fuckers An American gymnast with no martial arts traning travels to a foreign country to compete in a deadly game not won by anyone other than a native in more than 900 years. The fate of the world rests in Jonathan Cabot's hands, where gets to blend gymastics and karate to form... GYMKATA!...

You don't know what death is, and neither do we because we didn't shoot it six times! This time around for our Halloween 2 discussion, we're joined by Jordana from Feature Creatures DTF and Pretty Killer Podcast to talk about Michael Myers (The Shape), Dr. Loomis, Laurie Strode and how Halloween 2 just might be the biggest under the radar giallo movie ever. If you missed our discussion...

Directed by: Frank Henenlotter Starring: James Lorinz , Joanne Ritchie , Patty Mullen , some other hooker fuckers . A medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated fiancée by building her a new body made of Manhattan street prostitutes. Add in some lawnmowers, super crack, and radioactive goo and you've got yourself a Frankenhooker. A medical student sets out to recreate his decapitated...