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Revenge of the Radioactive Reporter (1990) Directed By: Craig Pryce Starring: David Scammell , Kathryn Boese , Derrick Strange , some other radioactive dick jokes. We had to break up the Christmas fest by going back to our bread and butter, and by bread and butter, I mean low budget z-grade trash. This week it's a little movie called "Revenge of the Radioactive Reporter", which looking at the cove...

Terrifier 3 (2024) Directed by: Damien Leone Starring: Lauren LaVera , David Howard Thornton , Antonella Rose , some other clowny douches This week, we talk about Sean's favorite thing - Art the Clown! He's back in Terrifier 3 (and just in time for Christmas, to boot!) We're joined by the always insightful Jordana of Pretty Killer Podcast, Feature Creatures DTF and the Core Four Podcast. We'll tal...

Jingle All the Way (1996) Directed By: Brian Levant Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger , Sinbad , Phil Hartman , some other ho ho ho'ers I don't think he needed money, but Arnold put out some real stinkers in the late 90's. I think things were really shitshitsville after True Lies, but even the period between Termintator 2 and True Lies were some low times. In that "after True Lies" time frame came "...

Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (1986) Directed By: Danny Steinmann Starring: Melanie Kinnaman , John Shepherd , Anthony Barrile , some other fuckin' little twerp . Well, it's Friday the 13th again, so we're baaaaack for another installment in our Friday the 13th... thing. Jason is back (or is he) to terrorize some more campers... or mental patients, and IMDB says: " Still haunted by his p...

Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 (1987) Directed By: Lee Harry Starring: Eric Freeman , James Newman , Elizabeth Kaitan , some other santa fuckers . Just imagine you and your family are on a road trip to visit your crazy grandfather, and on the way back your parents are killed by a drunk dressed as Santa. Now imagine that you were just an infant, and there's no possible way you could remember any...

Double Impact (1991) Directed by: Sheldon Lettich Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme , Geoffrey Lewis , Alonna Shaw , Some Asian fucker with big pecs Double Impact is the one where JCVD plays twins who were separated at birth after their parents get "batman'd", and they come back and do something with a bridge and triads or some gang. Chad is the one that dresses brightly with the floofy hair and Ale...

Thanksgiving (2023) Directed By: Eli Roth Starring: Patrick Dempsey , Ty Olsson , Gina Gershon , a bunch of other turkey fuckers. With the turkey day holiday coming up soon, we've been joined by our good friend Jordana from Pretty Killer Podcast (and loads of other stuff), to talk about the Eli Roth film Thanksgiving. Originally teased as a trailer in the Grindhouse double feature ( Planet Terror...

The Substance (2024) Directed by: Coralie Fargeat Starring: Demi Moore. Margaret Qualley, Dennis Quaid We Also Talked About: Run (Hulu) 30 for 30: I'm Just Here for the Riot Poster Child for The Riot This is Zodiac Speaking Our Infinity Pool Episode Like what you hear here? We're on the youtubes now with our entire new back catalog and some upcoming exclusive content available at ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https:/...

Blood Rage (1987) Directed By: John Grissmer Starring: Louise Lasser , Mark Soper , Julie Gordon , some fucker named Brad Maybe you know it as "Nightmare at Shadow Woods" or "Slasher" (real original name there), but we're talking about the 1987 film Blood Rage, which takes place around American Thanksgiving - a pair of young twins get up to twin stuff, you know, like murdering some dude at the dri...

New York Ninja (2021) Directed By: John Liu , Kurtis Spieler Starring (The Voices of): Don Wilson , Michael Berryman , Linnea Quigley , some other kung fu fuckers New York Ninja is a movie that was originally shot in 1984, but for whatever reason was lost... Until 2021, that is. Vinegar Syndrome found this movie, and hired an editor to painstakingly go through 8-9 hours of film to cut together a c...

Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982) Directed By: Tommy Lee Wallace Starring: Tom Atkins , Stacey Nelkin , Dan O'Herlihy and some mushy faced pumpkin fuckers Rounding out this Horrorween, and on a very special Halloween episode, we're joined by the one, the only, BP from the Let's Talk Horror Channel . We have a little sit down to discuss the finer points of what some might call the BEST film...

Basket Case (1982) Directed By: Frank Henenlotter Starring: Kevin VanHentenryck , Terri Susan Smith , Beverly Bonner , some other baskety fuckers Our second dive into Frank Henenlotter's weird and wonderful cinematic universe. Following up from Frankenhooker , this time around it's Basket Case. We can't do it justice here so let's just let IMDB tell you about it here: "A young man carrying a big b...

Creepshow (1982) Directed By: George A. Romero Starring: Hal Holbrook , Leslie Nielsen , Adrienne Barbeau , some handsome Frankenstein looking fuckers. Sean can chalk this up to one of his most terrifying early memories, and John's a big fan of Fluffy, but this George Romero directed, Stephen King written horror anthology has a few tricks up it's sleeve. IMDB describes it as: "Five grisly tales fr...

Night of the Demons (1988) Directed By: Kevin Tenney Starring: Cathy Podewell , Alvin Alexis , Hal Havins , some other fucker that John is in love with. Some people would argue that this is the quintessential 80s horror movie, others might argue that the pacing is a little off, but no one would argue that this is the halfway point already of our Horrorween series for 2024. IMDB describes Night of...

Deadstream (2022) Directed by: Joseph Winter , Vanessa Winter Starring: Joseph Winter , Melanie Stone , Jason K. Wixom , barely any other fuckers . The next movie in our Horrorween 2024 extravaganza is a cornucopia of douchetuber activity. Would you stay overnight, alone in a decrepit farmhouse in the middle of nowhere, self sabotaging any efforts to get the hell out of dodge? The "Wrath of Sean"...

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) Directed By: Wes Craven Starring: Heather Langenkamp , Johnny Depp , Robert Englund , this other fucking guy that's in just about everything . IT'S THE START OF HORRORWEEN 2024! We're kicking it off with good old Scary Terry himself - the one and only Fredrick F. Krueger who's come to terrorize you in your dreams with a knifed glove! Listen to us break this movie d...

Playing with Fire (1985) Directed By: Ivan Nagy Starring: Gary Coleman , Cicely Tyson , Ron O'Neal , some other fighter setting fuckers . Prepare for John's Saltiest take of all time. In the 80's Gary Coleman could do no wrong - he was the star of a little show called " Diff'rent Strokes " and he had been merchandised to hell and back, but as a child actor aging up, he wa...

Longlegs (2024) Directed By: Osgood Perkins Starring: Maika Monroe , Nicolas Cage , Blair Underwood , some dysfunctional family fuckers Nicolas Cage as a serial killer? The occult and mysteries about? "The best horror movie of the year" and a "goddamned scary must see"? Hmm, don't know about all that noise, but IMDB has this to say about Longlegs: In pursuit of a serial kil...

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Directed By: Joseph Zito Starring: Erich Anderson , Judie Aronson , Peter Barton , some other little patchy haired fuckers Not to be confused with a new beginning, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (also known as Part IV around these parts) feels like it's going to be the end of a saga, but I have a feeling the studio and the people making the money have oth...

Champagne and Bullets (1993) Directed By: John De Hart , James Paradise Starring: John De Hart , Wings Hauser , William Smith , some half naked fuckers This "movie" goes by a few different names, "Champagne and Bullets", "Road to Revenge" and "GetEven" ("GetEven" is linked above) - and are all different cuts of the same film. Regardless of that, it...

Night of the Kickfighters (1988) Directed By: Buddy Reyes Starring: Adam West , Andy Bauman , Marcia Karr , some other kicking fuckers What do you get when you have a guy who's never starred in anything (but the movie poster says he has) to kick his way into rescuing a scientists daughter from the hands of an international terrorist group? Well, that makes it sound exciting, but you get Night...

The Mouse Trap (2024) Directed By: Jamie Bailey Starring: Who the fuck cares? Whether you know this movie as The Mouse Trap or Mickey's Mouse Trap, the fact of the matter is that this is the movie that you've probably heard of that's based on the expiring copyright of Disney's "Steamboat Willie". IMDB describes this as: "It's Alex's 21st Birthday, but she&#39...

Shogun Assassin (1980) Directed by: Robert Houston , Kenji Misumi Starring: Tomisaburô Wakayama , Kayo Matsuo , Minoru Ôki , some voice acting fuckers Shogun Assassin is that movie that Quentin Tarantino always kinda copied but never told you about. You ever listen to Wu-Tang? You probably have heard samples from this movie on some of those tracks. Do you like blood spurts, people getting their he...

True Romance (1993) Directed By: Tony Scott Starring: Christian Slater , Patricia Arquette , Dennis Hopper , a ton of other recognizable fuckers Notably, Quentin Tarantino 's first script turned into a movie, True Romance is a movie about... well romance, in a weird way. John describes it as the most Quentin Tarantino ass Quentin Tarantino movie, IMDB describes it as: "In Detroit, a pop-c...

The Hidden (1987) Directed by: Jack Sholder Starring: Kyle MacLachlan , Michael Nouri , Claudia Christian , some other sluggy fuckers It's the 80s, and Kyle MacLachlan is in it, so you know it's gotta be weird. He plays an out of town FBI agent who's tracking down a series of crimes committed by people with no previous record and gets teamed up with Michael Nouri - the local LAPD detec...