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Longlegs (2024) Directed By: Osgood Perkins Starring: Maika Monroe , Nicolas Cage , Blair Underwood , some dysfunctional family fuckers Nicolas Cage as a serial killer? The occult and mysteries about? "The best horror movie of the year" and a "goddamned scary must see"? Hmm, don't know about all that noise, but IMDB has this to say about Longlegs: In pursuit of a serial kil...

Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter Directed By: Joseph Zito Starring: Erich Anderson , Judie Aronson , Peter Barton , some other little patchy haired fuckers Not to be confused with a new beginning, Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter (also known as Part IV around these parts) feels like it's going to be the end of a saga, but I have a feeling the studio and the people making the money have oth...

Champagne and Bullets (1993) Directed By: John De Hart , James Paradise Starring: John De Hart , Wings Hauser , William Smith , some half naked fuckers This "movie" goes by a few different names, "Champagne and Bullets", "Road to Revenge" and "GetEven" ("GetEven" is linked above) - and are all different cuts of the same film. Regardless of that, it...

Night of the Kickfighters (1988) Directed By: Buddy Reyes Starring: Adam West , Andy Bauman , Marcia Karr , some other kicking fuckers What do you get when you have a guy who's never starred in anything (but the movie poster says he has) to kick his way into rescuing a scientists daughter from the hands of an international terrorist group? Well, that makes it sound exciting, but you get Night...

The Mouse Trap (2024) Directed By: Jamie Bailey Starring: Who the fuck cares? Whether you know this movie as The Mouse Trap or Mickey's Mouse Trap, the fact of the matter is that this is the movie that you've probably heard of that's based on the expiring copyright of Disney's "Steamboat Willie". IMDB describes this as: "It's Alex's 21st Birthday, but she&#39...

Shogun Assassin (1980) Directed by: Robert Houston , Kenji Misumi Starring: Tomisaburô Wakayama , Kayo Matsuo , Minoru Ôki , some voice acting fuckers Shogun Assassin is that movie that Quentin Tarantino always kinda copied but never told you about. You ever listen to Wu-Tang? You probably have heard samples from this movie on some of those tracks. Do you like blood spurts, people getting their he...

True Romance (1993) Directed By: Tony Scott Starring: Christian Slater , Patricia Arquette , Dennis Hopper , a ton of other recognizable fuckers Notably, Quentin Tarantino 's first script turned into a movie, True Romance is a movie about... well romance, in a weird way. John describes it as the most Quentin Tarantino ass Quentin Tarantino movie, IMDB describes it as: "In Detroit, a pop-c...

The Hidden (1987) Directed by: Jack Sholder Starring: Kyle MacLachlan , Michael Nouri , Claudia Christian , some other sluggy fuckers It's the 80s, and Kyle MacLachlan is in it, so you know it's gotta be weird. He plays an out of town FBI agent who's tracking down a series of crimes committed by people with no previous record and gets teamed up with Michael Nouri - the local LAPD detec...

Directed By: Kathryn Bigelow Starring: Patrick Swayze , Keanu Reeves , Gary Busey , s ome tank girl fuckers Is this the quintessential surfing movie? You could say 'Surf Ninjas Must Die' because it's got surfing right in the title. You could say Escape from LA because there's an amazing surfing scene there... I guess it's still open to debate. IMDB describes Point Break as: &qu...

Out For Justice (1991) Directed By: John Flynn Starring: Steven Seagal , William Forsythe , Jerry Orbach , Some other fucker with tattoos on his neck except this time he has hair After last week, we needed a palate cleanser, so we decided to go with a crown jewel in Steven Seagal's filmography, Out for Justice. Get ready for a confusing mixture of Louisiana blues man impressions and Italian mo...

In A Violent Nature (2024) Directed By: Chris Nash Starring: Ry Barrett , Andrea Pavlovic , Cameron Love , some lumbering fuckers How does a hyped and from what we've heard, divisive, new age camp slasher stand up to the scrutiny of some fans of the old way things were done? Does that sentence even make sense? Here's how IMDB describes "In A Violent Nature": "When a locket i...

The Burning (1981) Directed By: Tony Maylam Starring: Brian Matthews , Leah Ayres , Brian Backer , some hair backed fuckers Jordana from Pretty Killer Podcast joins us this week to talk summer slashers and the 1981 horror flick "The Burning", where some pigfaced dude gets burned and seeks revenge against George Costanza, Mark Ratner and Iggy Koopa IMDB describes The Burning as: Abusive f...

Face/Off (1997) Directed By: John Woo Starring: John Travolta , Nicolas Cage , Joan Allen , some pounding fuckers . On social media we asked what Nicolas Cage movie we should take a look at and the response was overwhelmingly tilted in the direction of Face/Off. This 1997 film pits the indelible Mr. Cage against another over-actor of our day, John Travolta in one of the most ridiculous of action m...

The Ultimate Weapon (1998) Directed by: Jon Cassar , John Strong Starring: Hulk Hogan , Carl Marotte , Cynthia Preston , some barber fucks . It's 1998, Hulk Hogan is trying to revamp his image. He knows he can't wrestle forever and he doesn't want to keep making kids movies that are insufferable. "I know..." he says to himself. "I'll star in a movie where I shoot rea...

Street Trash (1987) Directed By: J. Michael Muro Starring: Mike Lackey , Bill Chepil , Vic Noto , some other gangster fuckers who are not Chaz Palminteri This week we've got a special guest - Scott from YouRunPodcast.com and we talk about Street Trash! Go check out Scott's film " It's With You Now " on youtube! Check out Street Trash on Tubi!

Aliens (1986) Directed By: James Cameron Starring: Sigourney Weaver , Michael Biehn , Bill Paxton , some cyborg fuckers . Still on our 80's kick, we are watching one of our social media poll'd movies, and this time around it's obviously Aliens from 1986 (but you knew that if you clicked to play this, right?). IMDB tells us that Aliens follows: Decades after surviving the Nostromo incid...

Ghostbusters (1984) Directed By: Ivan Reitman Starring: Bill Murray , Dan Aykroyd , Sigourney Weaver , some ghosty fucks . With the upcoming 40th anniversary of the 1984 release of Ghostbusters , we take a look at slimer the little spud, stay puft and Venkman and crew to see if this movie really is a classic. IMDB describes Ghostbusters as: Three parapsychologists forced out of their university fu...

Hands of Steel (1986) Directed By: Sergio Martino Starring: Daniel Greene , Janet Agren , Claudio Cassinelli , some other arm wrestling fuckers In the future, dryer vents provide fresh air and all disputes are solved with arm wrestling. This week we take a look at the 1986 Italian cyborg-action flick Hands of Steel (Tubi), in which IMDB describes it as: A cyborg is programmed to kill a scientist w...

Directed By: Tim Kincaid Starring: Rick Gianasi , Joe Derrig , Richard Mooney , seriously , who are these fuckers ? John's pick this week as we dive into a movie that has a kind of intriguing poster. I've always told not to judge a book by it's cover, and that's probably still the case with this 'film'. IMDB describes The Occultist as: "A cyborg private eye is hired to...

Godzilla Minus One (2023) Directed By: Takashi Yamazaki Starring: Minami Hamabe , Ryunosuke Kamiki , Sakura Andô , some stompy monster fuckers. Let's just start by saying if you're looking for some old school Godzilla action, this probably isn't gonna be your favorite movie. Godzilla does smash some shit, but in this episode we get into more of the human element and we actually talk ab...

The Terminator (1984) Directed By: James Cameron Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger , Linda Hamilton , Michael Biehn , some cop fuckers . Man from future go fight man from future in past. World go boom. IMDB has a little more intelligent take: A human soldier is sent from 2029 to 1984 to stop an almost indestructible cyborg killing machine, sent from the same year, which has been programmed to execut...

Late Night with the Devil (2023) Directed by: Cameron Cairnes , Colin Cairnes Starring: David Dastmalchian , Laura Gordon , Ian Bliss , some demonic fuckers Hopefully giving this one week to breathe is enough time for us to talk about one of the more talked about new(ish) horror movies that's getting a lot of buzz. Late Night with the Devil is one that John has really been looking forward to,...

Scream 2 Directed by: Wes Craven Starring: Neve Campbell , Courteney Cox , David Arquette , Some Other Screamy Fuckers This week we do it a little different and have a good talk about this little indie film called Scream 2 with Sam and Jordana from Feature Creatures DTF . If you're not really familiar with what Scream 2 is about, IMDB describes it as: Two years after the events of Scream, Sidn...

The Iron Claw Directed By: Sean Durkin Starring: Zac Efron , Jeremy Allen White , Harris Dickinson , some other brainbusted fuckers. The Iron Claw tells the story of the Von Erich family, four wrestling brothers who really just love each other very much, but of course tragedy has to happen because it has to, and that's the bottom line. IMDB describes The Iron Claw as: The true story of the ins...

Road House (2024) Directed By: Doug Liman Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal , Daniela Melchior , Conor McGregor , some other brawling fuckers It's about time we looked at a new movie, and while this one has been around for a few weeks now, no time better than the present to talk about a reboot/re-imagining of a 80's classic. Instead of Patrick Swayze, we get Jake Gyllenhaal, which... ok I guess -...