DethRants: A Metalocalypse Podcast

It's time that check in to rehab and sing about it this week in Rehabklok. So have an apple and join us for a rant about a surprisingly ill prepared Charles, Pickle's many songs, Seth being Seth, the general rock opera vibe of it all, a dramatic drum machine and an embarrassing death. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #Adu...

Everyone has daddy issues this week (except Nathan) as we take a look at Fatherklok. So sign that paternity waiver and join us for a rant about Dad-erface, Toki taking the lead (guitar), Pickle's resurfacing trauma, Charles' surprising kindness, the somewhat pointless return of the tribunal and is getting hung up on the logistics of a threesome Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rant...

We're surprised to see Murderface carry an episode (and apparently the band) this week in Dethsiduals. So get thee ready for a rant about suing your band mates, Dethklok enjoying rich people stuff, Toki & Murderface being session musicians, Pickle's patience, some more bloody slurs and a strong defence of nu-metal.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gma...

We're back from The Boys to see Toki go after the Girl of his dreams in "Fertilityklok". So listen to your d*ck and then to this rant about not feeling this episode (or the T slur), the glorious return of Facebone, cold calling women for sex, a very derpy dragon and the trivia showing us that the episode could have been worse. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodc...

It might not be Christmas here but it is in Mordland in this week's episode "Dethmas". So pawn your presents for cocaine and join us for a rant about the return of the Dethklok moms, Murderface's many failures, Rockso's amazing cocaine spree, the worst Christmas special ever and one very disappointing use of language .  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gma...

This week we cover one of our favourite episodes (not just because of the cats) in "Dethhealth". So drink the bleach and join us for a rant all about hamburger time, hot demon ladies, Murderface's terrifying desires, Pickles facing his mortality and asking if there's porn in this episode. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse...

We're all off to astronaut class this week in "Tributeklok". So grab some pentuplemint gum and join us for a rant about what tribute bands we want to see, why noone is a sellout anymore, Toki's band parents, killing kids on screen and what exactly counts as "Gear Introduced". Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #R...

Let's start season three with a home makeover in the sky in "Renovationklok". So watch that first step and join us for a rant about many montages about money, how and why Mordhaus is flying, the band's inconsistent negotiation skills and getting very upset about uncensored cursing, despite our heritage. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok...

We're finally at the end of Season 2 and Dethklok are finally releasing the album in "Dethrelease Part II". So join us at our multi compound fortress home for a rant about Murderface getting his hero moment, why Pickles was always going to be the one to do it, Mono not doing the kill count (and generally being useless) & whether or not Disaster Area were an inspiration for Dethklok.  Follow us on...

It's finally time for the album release, but the band are concerned with a different type of release in "Dethrelease Part I". So grab some straight vodka (even though it's noon) and join us for a rant about classic Mordhaus mayhem, sassy drunk Toki, Nathan becoming Irving the socially awkward bee and the quest for, and ramifications of, auto-fellatio. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your o...

We're takin it easy this week in Dethrecord. So get some french toast and join us for a rant about torturing Pickles, Maces & Morningstars, some unintentional German lessons and not wanting klokateers to have parachutes.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com  #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #Podcast #Brutal #Metal

It's time to finish off the first Metalocalypse two parter with "Snakes n' Barrels II Part II". So grab a shot of ice cold mountain water with a cucumber slice and join us for a rant about the return and relapse of Dr Rockso, bartenders who deserve slaps, an excellent montage about terrible music, Toki going absolutely psycho and a staunch defense of Peter O' Toole.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrant...

What are we meeting about, lamps? Partially, as we take a sober look at "Snakes n' Barrels II Part I". So find out who owns your band's name and then join us for a rant about Rikki Kixx giving icks, Murderface as Vicky Pollard, the death of many many lamps, drunk stories instead of trivia and Ciara getting very upset about Mike Patton. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to mono...

We're off to the home of black metal to watch Toki's dad die this week in "Dethdad". So hold this firecracker for a second and join us for a rant about geriatrics in bunny costumes, ragging on black metal (again), the joy of Toki's song about grief, fun with firecrackers and, for two weeks running, the band forgetting coats exist.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorant...

Knock knock. who's there? Deth. Deth who? Dethrants: A Metalocalypse Podcast. The band learn how to do business (but not knock knock jokes) in "Dethsources". So gimme $10,000 for socks and join us for a rant about klokateer recruitment, CFO suffering and also being a bad-ass, Mono not understanding the episode name again and Ciaras favourite Dethklok song. . Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send...

It's time to learn how to defend women's honour, Murderface style, in "Klokblocked". So make like a bass and be inaudible as you join us for a rant about angry golfing, loin extracting, incel Murderface, questioning the tribunal (again), which Dethklok member is the best relationship material and the best ever word in Scrabble.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspo...

We hit the halfwapoint in the show this week with "The Revengencers". So grab your cup of Norwegian blackened blood coffee and join us for a rant about a very shaky link to Event Horizon, the very lax attitude of The Tribunal, how not to deal with a summer cold and the long suffering Dethklok doctor (who also gets to abuse them). Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantsp...

We're off to the races (NASCAR hybrid races) this week in "Dethrace". Strap into whatever the hell those cars are and join us for a rant about disinterested Nathan & Pickles, whether Murderface can carry an episode, Irish road safety ads, car racing we WOULD watch and some more crapping of pants. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to ch...

We're off to Florida this week for hurricanes and terrible governance in "Dethgov". So grab a bag of chips and join us for a rant about power mad Toki, chip mad Nathan, Murderface actually getting some, Cartoon physics, Mono's favourite colour (alert) and Ciara's link between tiny biscuits and death metal. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be...

It's all cannibalism and pee parasites this week as the band head to the Amazon in "Dethcarraldo". So stop copies me and join us for a rant about the return of Dethklok destruction, the death of St Lawrence, whether Salacia should have a cat, too many animal deaths and Ciara finally understanding the episode name. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com...

Pickles gets attention and the band get jealous in this week's episode: "PR Pickles". So get some grape drink and join us for a rant about the joy of drunk Pickles, in universe game shows, which cult is closer to Liz, Charles as Alfred and some of the funniest drunk gibberish you'll ever hear. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check...

What's worse than family? A family wedding, as Pickles discovers in "Dethwedding". So join us in our house room for a rant about re-using intros, remembering summaries, drunk Toki, horrible families, even more horrible strippers and mispronouncing experts. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel: https://...

Our favourite clown is back and trying to kick the habit this week in "Cleanso". So c-c-c-come and join us for a rant about Murderface taking all the credit, Rockso taking all the drugs, a single pickle, lessons in clown paint, death metal's funniest lyrics and why we're bad at Star Wars. Oh and that Corporation 187 song is "Ghosts of Confusion". Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own ra...

This week's episode is S2E5 "Dethfashion" and this is wonderful German news. So squeeze into your skinny pants for this rant about the funniest guest so far, subverting a deth-trope, Mono's lessons in fashion, Ciara wanting an S&M Jason Isaacs and, of course, bad diets, secret meet n' eats & foods shaped like dicks.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail....

Let's all go pal around this week as Dethklok meet Dethklok in S2E4 "Dethdoublee". So grab your sawn off and join us for a rant about looking at douchebags, one of our favourite songs, a good high kill count, the band being kids and a very terrifying Toki double. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel: h...