DethRants: A Metalocalypse Podcast

With the main show behind us, it's time to move on to the two films; starting off with the all singing, some dancing "Doomstar Requiem - A Klok Opera". So grab your hot topic gift card and join us for a rant about Dethkloks (apparent) original manager, a not obscure at all Magnus, Skwisgaar's early look, no more Werner, very accurate internet depictions, some more boyband references and just gener...

We've reached the end of Metalocalypse (the show at least) in the final episode "Church of the Black Klok". So choke on an apology as you join us for a rant about wrapping things up surprisingly quickly, Abigail's apparently vague fate, some questionable line delivery, Nathan's (not) first apology and a whole lot of exposition.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspo...

We're almost at the end of the show and the end of Dethklok in "Breakup Klok". Grab a glass of whores blood wine and join us for a rant about the lack of public chaos, Toki's confusing motivation, Charles' slow reaction, CongressFace , Salacia actually doing something and the joy of Nathan scatting. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Met...

The new album comes together as Dethklok falls apart in "Dethdinner". So tag us and then join us for a rant about not rescuing miners when you obviously could, Nathan being all desperate, the return of Rockso (and the kill count), getting drunk on a hunger strike and what Salacia actually wants. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metaloc...

Dethklok return to the water to record a new album in "Going Downklok". Get ready to go down as you join us for a rant about the band being selfish lovers, Pickles somehow knowing Nathan's sex dreams, Twink Toki tempting Closetface, another low kill count and just what an orgasm should do. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse...

Murderface gets some cosmetic surgery this week in "Dethvanity". Suck on some lemons as you join us for a rant about the episode having the wrong name, missed opportunities for the kill count, Murderface's hilarious reason for being broke, Mono forgetting more season one details and Opeth's vocalist making a surprise appearance. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspo...

Let's all be pretend rockstars this week in Dehtcamp. Make sure you have you have your insulin & needles and join us for a rant about remembering Toki has diabetes (and everything on his checklist), working out a Magnus timeline, stupid ass rock camps, the Skwisgaar/Murderface combo and wanting a snowglobe more than we ever have before. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to...

Dick Knubbler gets replaced this week as the band struggles in "Writersklok". So push the button for groupies and join us for a rant about tracksuits for secret meetings, defining a battleaxe, Gaddafi's girls, Skwisgaar's best line and Ciara knowing more about Jon Hamm's phallus than his filmography. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com  #Dethklok #M...

It's Toki's time to shine this week as he gets all the attention in "Bookklok". So pee your pants and join us for a rant about fun times with defibrillators, winding up Skwisgaar, power mad Toki, Charles' continued lax attitude and the return of the Dethklok Minute . Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #Rewatch #P...

With the economy ruined, it's up to Dethklok to fix it in "Motherklok". Grab a chunk of giant Dorito and join us for a rant about Pickles' unexpected mommy issues, the reputation of realtors, some proper Dethklok mayhem, why triangular food is dangerous and if this episode should have been a 20 minute one. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com  #Dethk...

We celebrate 20 years of Metalocalypse by barely acknowledging it and just doing a normal episode about "Prankklok". Slam that tequila and join us for a rant about Nathan's Japan rampage, the repeated use of "roonie" in things, Salacia saying "NO" for a change and solving the mystery of Murderface and his phone friends.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gm...

I hear you're a racist now Dethklok. The band try to show they aren't racist in "Diversityklok". So join the Special Persons Invite Club and then join us for a rant about the very obvious Father Ted link, the less obvious Sam Elliott link, whales always being incredibly important, a racism expert who is an expert racist and an Irish stereotype we've never heard before.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethr...

We kick off Season Four this week with a return to the short episodes as Dethklok return to earth in "Fanklok". So grab one of Murderface's smokes and join us for a rant about preferring the ten minute episodes, the tribunal actually ramping up, Dethklok furries, some proper deaths in the kill count and the prevalence of Dethklok fanart.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to m...

It's the last episode of Season Three and World War Three is looming in Doublebookedklok. So forget your rock & roll diet and gorge on this rant about Murderface shitting himself, ice cream cake confusion, Pickles residual daddy issues, lots of montages, even more punches and Mono learning about snow cones.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com  #Det...

Dr Rockso is back and ready for a reunion (if it doesn't get cancelled) in Dethzazz. Join us in the punishment hole for a rant about some unexpected Robbie Williams, Nathan being in the clown closet, Twinkletits drug filled return, Toki's brutal childhood, the vague history of Zazz Blammymatazz and one very hilarious elephant face. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorant...

It's time that check in to rehab and sing about it this week in Rehabklok. So have an apple and join us for a rant about a surprisingly ill prepared Charles, Pickle's many songs, Seth being Seth, the general rock opera vibe of it all, a dramatic drum machine and an embarrassing death. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #Adu...

Everyone has daddy issues this week (except Nathan) as we take a look at Fatherklok. So sign that paternity waiver and join us for a rant about Dad-erface, Toki taking the lead (guitar), Pickle's resurfacing trauma, Charles' surprising kindness, the somewhat pointless return of the tribunal and is getting hung up on the logistics of a threesome Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rant...

We're surprised to see Murderface carry an episode (and apparently the band) this week in Dethsiduals. So get thee ready for a rant about suing your band mates, Dethklok enjoying rich people stuff, Toki & Murderface being session musicians, Pickle's patience, some more bloody slurs and a strong defence of nu-metal.  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gma...

We're back from The Boys to see Toki go after the Girl of his dreams in "Fertilityklok". So listen to your d*ck and then to this rant about not feeling this episode (or the T slur), the glorious return of Facebone, cold calling women for sex, a very derpy dragon and the trivia showing us that the episode could have been worse. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodc...

It might not be Christmas here but it is in Mordland in this week's episode "Dethmas". So pawn your presents for cocaine and join us for a rant about the return of the Dethklok moms, Murderface's many failures, Rockso's amazing cocaine spree, the worst Christmas special ever and one very disappointing use of language .  Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gma...

This week we cover one of our favourite episodes (not just because of the cats) in "Dethhealth". So drink the bleach and join us for a rant all about hamburger time, hot demon ladies, Murderface's terrifying desires, Pickles facing his mortality and asking if there's porn in this episode. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse...

We're all off to astronaut class this week in "Tributeklok". So grab some pentuplemint gum and join us for a rant about what tribute bands we want to see, why noone is a sellout anymore, Toki's band parents, killing kids on screen and what exactly counts as "Gear Introduced". Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok #Metalocalypse #AdultSwim #R...

Let's start season three with a home makeover in the sky in "Renovationklok". So watch that first step and join us for a rant about many montages about money, how and why Mordhaus is flying, the band's inconsistent negotiation skills and getting very upset about uncensored cursing, despite our heritage. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com #Dethklok...

We're finally at the end of Season 2 and Dethklok are finally releasing the album in "Dethrelease Part II". So join us at our multi compound fortress home for a rant about Murderface getting his hero moment, why Pickles was always going to be the one to do it, Mono not doing the kill count (and generally being useless) & whether or not Disaster Area were an inspiration for Dethklok.  Follow us on...

It's finally time for the album release, but the band are concerned with a different type of release in "Dethrelease Part I". So grab some straight vodka (even though it's noon) and join us for a rant about classic Mordhaus mayhem, sassy drunk Toki, Nathan becoming Irving the socially awkward bee and the quest for, and ramifications of, auto-fellatio. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your o...