DethRants: A Metalocalypse Podcast

It's time for some analog purity this week with S2E3 "Dethvengeance". So slap on a mask made of someone's face and join us for a rant about two very excellent scientists, winding up Knubbler, confusing episode titles, denying Ciaras curiosity and Mono being unable to remember a specific word (and whole segment!) Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com a...

Toki gets some lessons to get some more limelight in S2E2 "Dethlessons". So grab that guitar you left in Urban Outfitters and join us for a rant about Murderface's own lessons in being a dick, misunderstanding death metal lyrics, hilariously bad acting, Irish fans being shits at gigs and the overall excitement around Malcolm McDowell. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monor...

We're back for more brutality with the first episode of Season 2 "Dethecution". So strap on your Pelvic Thrust Mace Belts and join us for a rant about an ever present turkey, Charles the Robot, raising the gore bar and killing cons & macing balls. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com and be sure to check out our new YouTube channel: https://youtube.c...

Let's all go into the water for the last episode of season one "The Metalocalypse Has Begun". So pop on your Time Travel Face Bags and join us for a rant about an episode full of Dethklok staples, a terrible assassination plan, more words beginning with Pent, not enough audience death and Charles delivering iconic lines before kicking ass. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to...

We're all off to the movies this week in the second to last episode of Season 1, "Dethstars". So put that forklift in park and join us for a rant about nonsense trailers, directors who can't direct, animated animal atrocities, some classic mayhem & mispronunciation and worrying whether we rate the show too high. Follow us on Bluesky @dethrants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com a...

We're all off to the American Pornography Awards this week (except Nathan) in S1E18 "Girlfriendklok". So kiss them beautiful goils and join us for a rant about scary babies, bloodthirsty Toki, whipped Nathan, talking down to Charles and Salacia finally getting a good gag. Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com

Grab your spiky red nose and obscenely revealing jumpsuit because we're all Rock n Roll Clowns this week in S1E17 "Dethclown". So put the boots to us (medium style) hy listening to this rant about Murderface's free balls, Parental Dethklok, definitions of joy riding, why The Tribunal can't know whats not written yet and our deep and unyielding love for a cocaine clown. Follow us on Bluesky @DethRa...

To be or not to be (kid friendly)? That is the question this week as Nathan does Shakespeare and Toki rebels in S1E16 "Dethkids". So find the downbeat and join us for a rant about Toki going black metal, drunk Pickles being the best, scaring Ciara with Captain Kangaroo, a slightly weird ending and blaming everyone because we're dead.  Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monor...

Praise Christ, Hail Satan and honour the possibility of there not being a god, because it's time to find religion Dethklok style in S1E15 "Religionklok". Re-evaluates your lifes and join us for a rant about fighting outside churches, Nathan's inability to deal with emotions, a seriously brutal face slide, quotes that need context and something actually happening for once at The Tribunal. Follow us...

We're a bit depressed this week. The kinda depression only the blues can defeat. Which is exactly what Dethklok learn in S1E14 "Bluesklok". So slap my sunburn and join us for a rant about all the trains, the band powering up, out-dealing the devil, a mashed potato mentor and some nice brutal imagery but no stand outs.   Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gma...

We're talking Spelling Bees and GEDs this week in S1E13 "Go Forth And Die". So open your texts books and turn to the chapter concerning this rant about Nathan's endearing idiocy, Pickles the ultimate shit stirrer, little old ladies who kill, not criticising America (on this podcast anyway) and our favourite song that doesn't exist. Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monorant...

We learn what means ombozzle this week and so do Dethklok in S1E12 "Murdering Outside The Box". So tell us what you most can't the least and then join us for a rant about why episodes in MordHaus are the best, some codpiece confusion, the only good motivational speaker, the best answer to a bad question and how a trained assassin gets whooped by someone half his size. And of course cinnamon buns F...

It's finally time for the zazziest episode stuffed full of zazz in S1E11 of Metalocalypse "Skwisklok". So grab your murderknobs and join us for a rant about Peak (& tweak) Toki, things you'd stand on, CFO not being paid for emotional stuff, silly hard to remember names and Mono taking issue with the kill count.  Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com

It's all tax avoidance and terrible parenting this week in S1E10 "Fatklok aka Fatkid at The DethHarmonic". So try not to choke on your Hankboigers and big gulps and join us for a rant about our love of symphonic metal, having a decent kill count again, pretty backgrounds for cat murder, some hilarious child neglect and seeing Dethklok in a new unflattering light. Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or...

Let's all go to MordHaus (the fictional one, not my actual house) for Dethfanday in S1E9 "Mordland". So listen carefully to Facebones and then join us for a rant about pantsless Pickles, a writer getting redemption, some stupid stupid blackmail, hilarious captions, the flimsiest possible The Boys tie in and old folks getting nostalgic about the internet.  Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send yo...

Get ready for some proper rock n roll and a seriously bad trip courtesy of Pickles old band in S1E8 "Snakex N' Barrels". So down that totally awesome sweet alabama liquid snake and join us for a rant about first albums, hating Guns N' Roses, some gory visuals, massaging Murderface, Pickles' very considerate drug use and some more hating on Guns N Roses.  Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send you...

It's time for some band therapy and a good Rock Talk this week with S1E7 "Performanceklok". So if you want a banana sticker be sure to tune into this rant about bullying Toki, the brutal origins of Murderface, Nathan's silly hair, the joy of banana stickers, the sorrow of using up all the trivia early and seeing all the boys in their Sunday Best. Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own ra...

It's a family affair this week as Dethklok are reunited with their parents (very much against their will) in S1E6 "Dethfam". So jump on your mobility scooter and join us for a rant about some unexpected Lotr trivia, the very valid fear of wooden spoons, one very horrible grandma, Seth being a dick and whether or not Bloodricuted is the first proper proper Dethklok song. Follow us on Bluesky @DethR...

Mono and Ciara both aren't feeling it this week for S1E5 in the somewhat ironically titled "Dethkomedy". So grab your body bag and join us for a rant about a great cold open, blaming the new writer, driving planes, overanalyzing Pickles, Nathan being well prepared and a general appreciation for a man on fire.  Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com

We're off to Finland this week as the band raise hell in S1E4 "DethTroll". Grab your grandpas guitars and join us for a rant about proper CFO stuff, dethphones and the mystery of who's calling Murderface, some moomintalk, more Finland trivia and the many quotable lines of this episode.  Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com

It's time to celebrate Murderface being a big baby on his special day in S1E3 "Birthdayface". So grab a slice of mercury frosted birthday cake and join us for a rant about playing the bass with yourself, getting our Rockso on, using camouflage to enhance surprises, our first Tribunal expert and the very short list of clowns Ciara ISN'T afraid of.  Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own r...

Let's all go into the water this week as Dethklok record an album for fish in S1E2 "DethWater". Become our underwater friends and join us for a rant about amazing DVD extras, getting to know the characters, introducing a very special one, Toki's solo career & Graham Linehan being a c**t. Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants or send your own rants to monorantspodcast@gmail.com

DethRants has begun... Welcome to the first episode of DethRants: A Metalocalypse Podcast. Join us for a rant filled deep dive into the world favourite Death Metal band, kicking off with S1E1 "The Curse of Dethklok" and a rant about pirating our first watch, THAT moment that hooks everyone, links to our other favourite show and even some Finnish supermarket trivia.  Follow us on Bluesky @DethRants...