Destroy All Children

This week: I finished Resident Evil 7, plus (most of) its DLC. George is finally playing Control. I revisited Mortal Kombat 11. George also played the FORBIDDEN XBLA GoldenEye leak. We consider the legend of the Cum Punk. Then, in Retro Corner, George gives his thoughts on Mega Man Legends, and I have to confront him with some uncomfortable truths about Tiesel Bonne... Theme song by David Cassel O...

Friend Of The Show Dylan (@gruel_dylan on twitter) joins us for a special episode this week, because I finally played Resident Evil 7! There's also some horseshit about Hitman 3, The Medium, Far Cry 2, and, uhhh... About an hour of Gex Chat. This is the nation's hottest Gex Line. Hot geckos are waiting for YOU!  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "What's On Your Mind (Pure Energy)" by In...

A lot of news happened this week, in complete inverse of the usual routine. Xbox Live's price hike (and backtracking), Konami doing Thangs, Gamestop stock insanity, and more! We also talk about Donut County and... Sonic 2006... Before getting to the main topic of the week: Hitman 3! Spoiler alert: We like it a whole lot.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "You Think I Ain't Worth A Doll...

This week: I played Mafia: Definitive Edition, and discuss my feelings on what was improved or made worse in the remake. George talks about another Shinya Tsukamoto movie, Vital, whereas I just rant about WandaVision. Then, in Retro Corner, George tells us all about The Legend of Dragoon, a game that was not made by Squaresoft. News to me! Note: immediately after recording, I realized Taboo was a...

This week: I played through Mortal Shell, we take one last step into the Gabagool Zone to discuss Goodfellas, and there are not one but TWO Retro Corners: Mafia and Pocky & Rocky.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "Enough!!" by A Tribe Called Quest

Entering DAC Year Two, it's the same bullshit: I rant about superhero movies while George plays games from 30 fucking years ago.  No idea why anyone listens to this, but we're not going to stop. This is all we have left, and the march to our deaths, likely in a murder-suicide, continues unabated.  Anyway, I watched Wonder Woman 1984, so I had to talk about that piece of shit. George is h...

With the good must come the bad... And, believe it or not, this is not an All-Cyberpunk Spectacular. Not sure if you're aware, but a lot of shitty stuff happened this year.

Join us as we celebrate the best this year had to offer! Or, at least, the best ones we played, anyway. 

It's a packed episode this week: First, I give my thoughts on Harmonix's newest offering, Fuser. Then it's time for the weekly Cyberpunk segment, because of course that's still a fucking mess. Then we head back into the Gabagool Zone and discuss Martin (I call him Marty, y'know, because we're pals) Scorsese's 1995 film Casino, starring Don Rickles and James Woods. In Retro Corner, George decides t...

This week: more Cyberpunk 2077 horseshit! Hard to believe, I know, but the hits keep coming and they won't stop coming. We also take a look at the announcements from the 2020 Keighleys. But after that business is done, we head back into The Gabagool Zone to discuss The Godfather Part III. Then, in Retro Corner, the games du jour are Actraiser 1 and 2.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music:...

This week's episode includes: Nintendo's continuing shittiness, SNK going the way of Jamal Khashoggi, Star War Squadrons, the Xbox being able to play more PS2 games than the PS5, and... Jesus Christ... George watched the motherfucking Sonic movie. God dammit. I mean, look, it was only a matter of time. I knew it would happen eventually, he said he wouldn't see it, but he wasn't fooling anybody. He...

This week, we discuss Crash Bandicoot 4: It's About Time, Yakuza: Like a Dragon, Watch Dogs: Legion, and Miles Morales. Then, in Retro Corner, the focus is on Francis Ford Coppola's The Godfather (1972). Now that's freakin' retro!!!  Theme song by David Cassel

I have in my possession an Xbox Series X! It seems pretty good so far, apart from an apparently faulty disc drive, but hey, whaddya gonna do. At least I have it... Anyway, after Xbox Chat, in Retro Corner we look at two of the finest games ever made: Legend of the Mystical Ninja and Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon. Hell yes.  Theme song by David Cassel

This week: the FINAL update on 13 Sentinels, thoughts about Pikmin 3 Deluxe, Cyberpunk's newest delay, and the Watch Dogs hack. After that, Retro Corner is about ?uest 64 and Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber. Normal stuff. Games for cool dudes. We're cool. Both of us are cool. Please tell us we're cool. We've always been cool.  The Mystery of the Druids review mentioned, it's seriousl...

DIE HARD IS BACK!!! (Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8rn_ploeEK4 ) Anyway, after some continuing discussion of 13 Sentinels, which I have now completed and am much more positive on than I was at the time of recording, this episode is allllllll about Castlevania. A whole lot of Castlevanias. Way more than I expected, to be honest. Bless anyone who makes it through this entire thing. This epi...

This week: more 13 Sentinels talk, the INCREDIBLE success of Sonic the Hedgehog at the box office, and other random crap because there wasn't any notable news this week. In Retro Corner, we discuss Ecco the Dolphin, Super Ghouls N Ghosts, and Splatterhouse. Also Voyage of the Mimi and The Lawnmower Man, for some reason. NOTE: I thought Pierce Brosnan had cybersex in that movie when it was, in fact...

Not much news this week (apart from the PS5 teardown) so we talk about Spyro the Dragon, Call o' Duty, and 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim. In this week's Retro Corner, George enlightens us on the spookifying thrill-rides known as Silent Hill 1 and 2. That's it, that's what's in this episode. What else do you want from me? Why are you even reading this? Freak. Theme song by David Cassel

After a week off, we have a lot of important topics to talk about, such as: The XSX's storage costs and backwards compatibility performance, Yakuza 7's bizarre situation, the release of Super Mario 35, and, for some reason, a whole bunch of Star Track bullshit. In the Retro Corner, we have Tomb Raider and Dino Crisis 1 & 2. So you have that to look forward to.  Theme song by David Cassel...

This week we're joined by special guest Dylan (@gruel_dylan on Twitter) to talk about the PS5 price and date reveal/preorder fiasco and Microsoft buying Bethesda. Then, in what I think is our longest Retro Corner to date, George somehow managed to play through System Shock 1 and 2. I'm so proud of my little boy...  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "There She Goes, My Beautiful World" b...

This week, we talk about the Xbox Series S specs (spoiler: they're real bad!), Touhou: Luna Nights, the then-upcoming PS5 event, and we have a Very Special 50th Retro Game Corner!  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - "Ladybird Girl" by The Pillows

Here's the audio for our viewing of the PS5 stream. That's it, that's the description. Enjoy???? 

This week, we talk about the Xbox Series S confirmation (this was recorded before the X was confirmed too, as will become apparent), Super Mario 3D All-Stars, and cartoons that featured someone chasing a pig around a house. In Retro Corner, George talks about the fantastic game Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins, and also defends Super Mario Land for some reason. What a freak. Theme song by Davi...

Gonna be real with you: this week's episode ain't great. Low energy and not much to talk about. But hey, George is finally playing Ghost of...  Tsushima, I'm playing Shadow of the Tomb Raider, and then we find the true depths of George's depravity: playing Pokemon Stadium 2, to completion, on purpose. What a freak.

This week, we discuss the various news items from DC FanDome, including Gotham Knights, Suicide Squad, and the The Batman trailer. I also give my final thoughts on The Last Of Us Part Deux, and George reviews a couple of Batman games, specifically Batman for the NES and Batman Returns for SNES.  Theme song by David Cassel Outro music - "Welcome to the Terrordome" by Public Enemy

This week, I share my spoilery thoughts on The Last Of Us Part Deux, George wants to talk about Streets of Rage, and we learn some VERY exciting news about a CLASSIC Wii game possibly being ported!! Theme song by David Cassel Outro music: "Screaming for Vengeance" by Judas Priest