Deranged Marriage (with Sarah and Quivers)

What an insightful look into our psyches as I share a bad hookup story, we talk drunk habits and falconry, abandoning Sarah in the middle of the island with no way home, loud ratty kids, bad funeral joked etiquette, dating a Spy Kid, joining the church for the coffee mornings, and losing my neighbour’s club card ://

Today we answer the real question: were you the dumper or were you the dumpee? We celebrate love in all its forms, and by that I mean being dismissed from your workplace (relationship). We discuss chilly tents, tit warmers, Sarah’s pregnancy scare!!!, dreams of an ex’s smelly feet, new homes, formspring abuse, my dogs pretty pumpum and much more to boot. Big love, scribble back.

So apparently I’m a teacher now and my area of expertise is the life and times of Henners the eighth? Meanwhile, Sarah’s mumbling her words in public, so naturally we discuss curling shoes, voice notes, Bad Bunny, and we help out a couple of listeners with their very specific issues. Big love to Keith Hatstand x - SUPPORT QUIVERS’ BOOK: book.quiversdrag.co.uk COME TO AN EVENT: events.quiversdrag.c...

Yes. It’s true. I try a coffee LIVE ON THE POD (WHO ELSE IS DOING IT LIKE US???!). We also discuss psychic readings, hypnotherapy, we celebrate dishwashers, and Sarah has a very controversial overrated for those of us who love coagulated goat excretion. Enjoy pervs! - SUPPORT QUIVERS’ BOOK: book.quiversdrag.co.uk COME TO AN EVENT: events.quiversdrag.co.uk FIND US ON SOCIALS: @sarahholdcroft/@quive...

This week we’re chatting motorway madness, prehistoric preferences, coffee consumption, disco defecation, and we help a listener with her deli desires. All in a days work x - SUPPORT QUIVERS’ BOOK: book.quiversdrag.co.uk COME TO AN EVENT: events.quiversdrag.co.uk FIND US ON SOCIALS: @sarahholdcroft/@quiversdrag Until next time! I DO!! 💍

Guess who’s baaaaack! (Clue: it’s us heya). It’s a new year on Deranged Marriage and we’re talking Sarah’s big move to Essex, her puffy eye bags, losing my dog on a walk, and Harvey Price on the train to Guildford. Thanks for coming back ily 5eva - SUPPORT QUIVERS’ BOOK: book.quiversdrag.co.uk COME TO AN EVENT: events.quiversdrag.co.uk FIND US ON SOCIALS: @sarahholdcroft/@quiversdrag Until next ti...

This week we discuss my boyfriend calling me goofy, a festival budder beaaeeear, my gypsy rose phase, another parking ticket, a new arrival in the family, fish n chips, DALLEH, Turtle Thomas, and moreeee!

Just when you thought it couldn’t get anymore riveting!!!! We discuss the process of a shower, Sarah’s childhood ringtone, matron from school with a cold compress, and make a formal apology to Stacey Moore xxx

We’ve sorted the tech this week. We chat gay Baldwin, ghost stories, drivin in ar cars, what we’d be as animals and flowers, and all about our fave places to stuff our gullets. Shout out to my ex and apologies we never made it to New Zealand :/ xx

Wow did you miss us? I know you must have kiss. Sarah’s had a lovely lil holiday and I’ve been bouncing around, but we’re back for saz to recap her trip to the ess eee exx museum, her broken tooth, and some shocking service

Mills is back and we’re discussing the most important topics: ice creams from that board, super powers, Isle of Wight theme parks, hen do plans, watching your mum shower, and more!

Guess who’s backkkkk! And this time we’re diving deep into hash browns, oral, and a significant development that’s never been discussed in the history of our friendship. Also did Sarah ever mention she’s been to America??

Switching in up we head back to the jar and talk hotels, life goals, and Facebook check insssss

This one definitely has some very thorough structure. 100%. We catch up about food, old neighbours, and takin photos x. Alright then x

Didn’t we go to school with her? We dive straight into takes about online shopping, kids n babies. charity shops, we test Sarah’s Roman Empire knowledge, spending a voucher on a clip, give the all important sewing machine update, and list our fave Roald Dahl bewks.

Wanna hear all about the creepy question I got asked at the gym? Wanna know about what Sarah and I have planned for our funerals? Wanna know my thoughts on cocaine bear and the avicii rip documentary?? Well do I have the bloody episode for you babe! Enjoy kiss.

It’s time to talk seriously, makin big money moves this year and saying no to bad brows. We also chat sandy groins on the beach, cave diving, and talk about the worlds current events i.e. Princess Di

Ello twenny twenny fiveeee! It’s time to reflect, time to move on, and time to decide if any of its worth it tbh. Jk we chat the holidays, what energy we’re bringing into a new year, reaching 4 the stars, and much much more!

This time round we have another beautiful bonus ep with the utterly tolerable Georgie Porgie (from the ships and stuff). We sit down to chat origami toilet paper headpieces, the spectrum of drag, a fecal frenzy, and much much more!

Wanna know what we really think about dinosaurs? The time has come. And also, like how do you think dinosaurs would like to be lit? So many questions. Well, we don’t answer that, but these topix are discussed, as well as tuneful renditions of some festive classics, and we review some A**** insults from history x

Oooh look babes a lil festive bonus ep of the pod! This time joined with very special guest and one of my favourite people, Lucy Caboosiiiiii! And I actually feel at ease with this co host cuz usually it’s quite awkward. In saz’s absence we chat Canada! We chat Greek powers! We chat non binary Teletubbies! And a whole lot more. Enjoy and MC babes xxxx

Chit chat time wiv Sarah and Quiv. And it’s nearly Christmas!!! We break down Sarah’s trip to Winter Wonderland in minute detail, talk tinned curry, spooning mango chutney out the jar, Charli xcx, and our reviews of the Wicked movie (I know we’re late, but we prerecord hehehhe)

We’re back on dry land with actual proper mics omg. And only one or hiccups too hehe. This week we chat about Sarah’s nasty dirty surprise, her obsession with ASMR, the Wicked movie, speeding, and Kyle hops on to treat us to a cupla farts too. What a dream come true.

It’s officially December!!! Well, we’re breaking down a classic Christmas from the skies over the med: we chat fave Christmas films, songs and traditions, what we’d buy our imaginary celeb pals, and talk traumatic ice rink parties. Happy Christmas babes!!

We’re still on the sun loungers thinking about lunch, and I’ve fat shamed Sarah, cancel me!!!1 The inquisition continues from ar dear friends, and we chat about how we’d both live with Scooby Doo, spiritual connections, wolly of the week, AI, Abi’s dead auntie, crying on ur bday, and big moves to Australia.