Deranged Marriage (with Sarah and Quivers)

This week saz and I are live from our hollibobs in the glorious sunshine and the mountains of Crowaseeya, joined by the lovely Abi and Josephine who quiz us on random b**locks. Find out what we thought of Froggyland, gay speed walking, Gepetto, what about each other annoys us, and the best day of our lives.

We’re back! With actual intentions to keep up a semi regular schedule. Our three listeners will be overjoyed. You join us from my sofa post spag bol with Callum and Kyle where we chat fave body parts, cheap supermarket scents, Charlie Red, and have a live reaction to S Club’s Waitrose ad.

Ruh roh, we’re back… this time we chat life updates, Spain, divas hehe and other stuff I can’t remember as writing this xx

Oioiiiii look who’s back! Our bezzie for ezzie, Millicent St Jolliffe. We catch up and chat Rosie and Jim, my pants-shitting-first-time-uncle meeting, storage, pokey-out t***ies, and other things I can’t remembered right now, so just listen :))

Ello you! Hope you’re well. This week we catch up, chat aggressive dunelm lady, social media, bed time and phobias babyyyy

This week we chat documentaries, soul mates, instruments, and we have a special guest to help us perform our brand new number one single

This week we chat Christmas recap, cooking, bad behaviours, drink, drugs and Beyoncé, our fave drug of choice

After several many audio issues, the pair chat heterosexual culture, David Attenborough, discos, and junk food xo

This week we catch up with all that’s new in life, then discuss reality TV, weddings and hen dos, and help a listener who’s in love with a Morrisons salad bar

Gone but not forgotten, you join us at the IOW (isle of Wight) grand National and ashey scurry where we lose a total of eight gbp xxx

Worst one yet - stay tuned and wish us luck 🥰

Just listen I Cba to type a description sozz xox

Lil bonus ep live from the bus stop in Tenerife - hope you enjoy this important chat xxx

Omgggg!! This week we sit down with the best person in the world, Millllllicent Jolliffe. Mills gives us a window into her world on board the ship, and gives us an impeccable reading of the best song since sliced bread!

This week we dig deep into each other. Sarah shares her pesto flop, Quiv shares their Beryl bothers, and we deep dive into animals in cling film, Sarah’s psyche, and Beyoncé’s back catalog

This week we chat about Sarah’s nails, rocky road, Sean Paul’s Dudley roots, Sarah’s pepperfoni, and more!

This week we chat Isle of Wight Pride, Sarah’s clicky back, saying ‘ohhhh’ to life, horny activities, and working for the BFG

This week, you join us live on the beach hashtag tour life xx. We discuss all sorts like Sarah’s birthday celebrations, Wight Proms, Facebook commenters, discuss posh gnocchi, and Joyce swims out to help a well endowed chap with some advice x

This week we chat Queen Kate’s birthday, Sarah’s computer, the great auntie conspiracy, Shazza’s wife Paul, spenny MOTs, passive aggressive audience members, cold subways, sawing off limbs, some difficult romantic decisions, massaman curry and disappointing Nando’s, and Joyce interrupts a ramble to help a horned up listener with their lustful ways.

This week, Saz and Quiv discuss the triumphant footy breakfast, the location of Denmark, Sarah’s camp friend Carol Denman, tbt teachers, TikTok rants, Sarah’s mellow week, Quivers’ new tattoo, dog friendly pubs, the Barbie movie, AA Milne, Evenin all, and Joyce pops by to help a listener with a killer query… 🔪

In this episode we’re joined by Abi. You know the one - Abi, from Abi. We answer really random questions, discuss updates, including Sarah’s blood test results!!!!!!1 And of course answer the hard hitting question ‘Whatever happened to F***y Quivers..?’

S&Q dig deep into Buzzfeed quizzes, finding out where they should vAycAyyy and compare notes on the best of this century’s animated cinema library. Then they grab some quick Qs from the group chat about pivotal life moments and icks xoxoxox

We’re on our ‘olidays!!!1 And we’re joined by our special guests in the Downside villa. This is honestly frankly the most boring ep so far, so good luck to ya getting though it. Luckily it’s just a short king ep xx

This week, we discuss Sarah’s birthday, Quiv’s disgusting and abhorrent smell, our meal deals of choice and why (honestly the most boring segment ever), Quiv’s brave lifestyle change, supermarket families and baby on board stickers, our earliest memz of each other, we review each other’s dating profiles heheheheh

In this premiere episode, Sarah and Quiv discuss a recent family gathering, what’s on the washing line, clay feet, and play a game which frankly translates terribly to audio. Good luck xx