Delusional Bitch Juice

This week on Delusional Witch Juice, It's the New Moon in Cancer, July 14, 2026, 2:43 AM PT, so we're setting an intention live on air. But first: where does "manifestation" actually come from (hint: a guy with tuberculosis and a horse), what are the 8 real phases of the moon, and how did centuries-old farming folklore turn into today's "plan your launch by the moon&quot...

Why does everyone think they were Cleopatra in a past life — and never a turnip farmer? This week: what reincarnation actually means across Hinduism and Buddhism, the University of Virginia psychiatrist who documented 2,500 kids who remembered dying, the very boring brain-science reasons we "remember" past lives (hello, cryptomnesia), the Korean concept In-Yun from the movie Past Lives,...

This week on Delusional Witch Juice, I discuss how the name Litha is younger than you think and the real history of the Summer Solstice is wilder than you think. From ancient Egypt to the Inca Empire to a Swedish midnight skinny dip past a murderous river demon, every culture celebrated the same sun completely differently. Plus the Oak King myth debunked, Litha 2026 astrology, and how to actually...

We are continuing with the pivot from pop culture to witchy solo episodes for this season and this week: the real 600-year history of tarot, the secret society behind the most iconic deck ever made, and the artist who drew every card you've ever pulled — and got paid once, no royalties. Why everything Antoine Court de Gébelin claimed about tarot and ancient Egypt is wrong — and why the real st...

After a long break and several rebrands later, DBJ is back, but as Delusional WITCH Juice starting with this episode about the real history of one of the oldest festivals in the Celtic calendar: where the name comes from (scholars genuinely still debate this), why the fires had to be made by friction, what the Romans were doing at the exact same time (strip shows — yes, really), and why cultures a...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Heather reunites with Mikayla, the original DBJ host , for a full-circle catch-up! Mikayla spills all about her big move from St. Louis to Charleston —from gut feelings and woo-girl energies to the realities of moving cross-country as a mom and influencer. We talk about coastal cities, content creation, and what it’s really like trying to stand out in Ch...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Heather is holding it down while Chloe takes some “Marriage Time Off,” bringing in special guest Sofia to spill insider TikTok growth hacks . Learn exactly how she broke out of the 300-view slump , the hashtags and posting times that trigger the algorithm, and why engagement beats followers for going viral in 2025. We break down the Sydney Sweeney x Amer...

Chloe’s flying solo this week with a deep dive into the wildest pop culture headlines and reality TV chaos. First up: a Coldplay kiss cam moment exposes a CEO and his head of HR—Chloe breaks down the viral video and the fallout. Then, she reacts to Sheena Shay’s bombshell reveal that Brock cheated during her pregnancy (yep, it’s in the book). Plus, Chloe recaps the premiere of Love Island: Beyond...

In this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, we kick things off with some wedding planning chaos (spoiler: nothing is ready), spiral into our thought of summer outfits (why is everything sheer??), and then dive into the Bieber-Hailey drama timeline—because yes, it’s still happening. Then: Love Island gives us one last round of delusion, and Next Gen NYC drops a literal crypto torture scandal. Also,...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Chloe recaps her wild bachelorette party weekend—think bruises, breast milk shots, and chaotic bar crawls in Nashville. Then we dive into the rising Medieval Y2K fashion trend and how corsets, velvet, and chainmail jewelry are taking over the summer scene (bye clean girl aesthetic!). We also break down the Love Island lingo that's all over TikTok right n...

We break down week one of Love Island USA and the surprise Survivor crossover, dish hot takes on Paige DeSorbo leaving Summer House , and spiral into the rise of nipple honesty on the internet (Kylie, Alex, Kristen—we see you). From viral beaded sardine bags at TJ Maxx to the great bandage dress comeback, we’re hitting every trend, every drama, every sweaty summer dilemma. ✨ Timestamps for your l...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , I’m flying solo—Chloe had a family emergency, so it’s just me, a jalapeño sauv blanc, and way too many opinions. I talk about my family trip to Destin and how sometimes a vacation isn’t actually relaxing (especially when you’re sharing a house with six adults and a Scorpio moon). I spiral about why Millennials can’t take PTO without guilt, even though we...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Chloe reports back from Point Fest with all the chaos, from no-stage-overlap efficiency (hot) to seeing alt rock legends still kicking it from the 90s. We spiral into a full identity crisis over our actual ages (wait… how old are we again?), question the new “gingers are Black” trend (we’re confused, but intrigued), and investigate the nipple bra saga (K...

This week I’m joined (remotely!) by Chloe after she got fully wrecked by a St. Louis pothole 💀 We talk about the return of skinny jeans (are we mentally ready?), why heatless curls are my personality now, and the terrifying possibility that bump-its might be back. Then we spiral into the whole Taylor Swift subpoena situation (what even??), dissect Blake Lively’s cringey “dragon” text, and try to...

Welcome to another episode of Delusional Bitch Juice! We're diving deep into the outrageous fashion marathon that was the first weekend of May: The Met Gala, Cinco de Mayo, the Derby, and yes, we even got a bit of Star Wars Day action (May the fourth be with you!). Join us as we break down our top looks, give some honorable mentions (or dishonorable, Zendaya - looking at you), and ponder the K...

What happens in a conclave, and why does it sound like it needs to be our next most watched reality tv show? ChapGPT is becoming my bestie who is a therapist, administrative assistant, and professional gardener. Heather's ChatGPT actually named itself... What is recession-core and why are we kind of loving it? Was Amazon trying to be petty when they told Trump it was going to display tariff prices...

On this episode, Heather and Chole discuss their personal updates, including wedding planning challenges, job transitions, and reflections on reality TV. They share insights on navigating relationships, the creative process behind content creation, and their thoughts on pop culture. What this episode is about: Wedding planning can be overwhelming and bring out unexpected challenges. Reality TV oft...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Chloe and I recap our chaotic Easter and 420 festivities, including the unhinged moment a man screamed at me in UPS (because of course he did). We get into our current weight loss mindsets and the emotional rollercoaster of wedding planning—spoiler: registries are a scam. Then we spiral into conspiracy territory: Did the Pope’s death open an alien portal...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Heather and Chloe dive into the beautiful mess that is adult life—from barely functioning morning routines to the high-stakes decision of what to wear. They talk outfit planning (because showing up unhinged to work isn’t the vibe), the lingering effects of COVID on daily life, and navigating professionalism in a world of fashion confusion. Heather shares...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Heather is joined by the fabulous Chloe—content creator, social media engagement queen, and college professor (yes, really!). They spill the tea on Chloe’s wedding plans, why budgeting for a Vogue-level event is totally possible, and how she finesses discounts like a pro. Plus, they dive into some juicy celebrity gossip and explore Chloe’s chaotic journe...

Returning cohost, Whitney and Heather discuss the following: Recording at the RFC Studio #contentcreators Community Spaces and Amenities #community Summer Recap and Ankle Injuries #clumsy Dealing with ADHD and Mental Health #adhdawareness Sims Addiction and Life Simulations #sims4 Paris Hilton and ADHD Talk #mentalhealth Mormon Wives Drama #momtok Halloween Costume Plans #couplescostumes

In this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, recorded from a storage unit under challenging conditions, the Heather and Mikayla dive deep into everything related to the Olympics. They discuss memorable events, the equestrian games, the curious logistics behind transporting horses, the construction of Olympic venues, and the staggering costs involved. Key topics include the opening ceremony in Paris,...

Welcome back to Delusional Bitch Juice ! It's season three and we're kicking things off with a twist! We're trying remote podcasting—even though we are just seconds away (or 45 minutes babysitting chickens 🐔). 🎙️ In this episode, we chat about: Heather's surprise chicken babysitting gig and her family's chicken queen legacy 🐓👑. The launch of our new "studio" aka a storage unit we affectionately...

In this season finale of 'Delusional Bitch Juice'! 🎉 Whitney and I catch up on our crazy May, including family antics and a wild Florida bachelorette party. 😂 We chat about vacation mishaps, exciting future plans, and reflect on our podcast journey with new segments like watch lists. 📺 Dive into juicy celebrity gossip with J.Lo's struggles and Meghan McCain's comments. Plus, hear about Caitlin...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , I'm joined by Mikayla, recording from her fabulous new hot girl summer apartment! Mikayla shares her drama about befriending a compulsive liar, while we also complain about confusing dress codes for events like bridal showers and birthday parties. We talk about how expensive it is to be a girl, especially during summer. Then we break down the drama b...