Delusional Bitch Juice

We break down week one of Love Island USA and the surprise Survivor crossover, dish hot takes on Paige DeSorbo leaving Summer House , and spiral into the rise of nipple honesty on the internet (Kylie, Alex, Kristen—we see you). From viral beaded sardine bags at TJ Maxx to the great bandage dress comeback, we’re hitting every trend, every drama, every sweaty summer dilemma. ✨ Timestamps for your l...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , I’m flying solo—Chloe had a family emergency, so it’s just me, a jalapeño sauv blanc, and way too many opinions. I talk about my family trip to Destin and how sometimes a vacation isn’t actually relaxing (especially when you’re sharing a house with six adults and a Scorpio moon). I spiral about why Millennials can’t take PTO without guilt, even though we...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Chloe reports back from Point Fest with all the chaos, from no-stage-overlap efficiency (hot) to seeing alt rock legends still kicking it from the 90s. We spiral into a full identity crisis over our actual ages (wait… how old are we again?), question the new “gingers are Black” trend (we’re confused, but intrigued), and investigate the nipple bra saga (K...

This week I’m joined (remotely!) by Chloe after she got fully wrecked by a St. Louis pothole 💀 We talk about the return of skinny jeans (are we mentally ready?), why heatless curls are my personality now, and the terrifying possibility that bump-its might be back. Then we spiral into the whole Taylor Swift subpoena situation (what even??), dissect Blake Lively’s cringey “dragon” text, and try to...

Welcome to another episode of Delusional Bitch Juice! We're diving deep into the outrageous fashion marathon that was the first weekend of May: The Met Gala, Cinco de Mayo, the Derby, and yes, we even got a bit of Star Wars Day action (May the fourth be with you!). Join us as we break down our top looks, give some honorable mentions (or dishonorable, Zendaya - looking at you), and ponder the K...

What happens in a conclave, and why does it sound like it needs to be our next most watched reality tv show? ChapGPT is becoming my bestie who is a therapist, administrative assistant, and professional gardener. Heather's ChatGPT actually named itself... What is recession-core and why are we kind of loving it? Was Amazon trying to be petty when they told Trump it was going to display tariff prices...

On this episode, Heather and Chole discuss their personal updates, including wedding planning challenges, job transitions, and reflections on reality TV. They share insights on navigating relationships, the creative process behind content creation, and their thoughts on pop culture. What this episode is about: Wedding planning can be overwhelming and bring out unexpected challenges. Reality TV oft...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Chloe and I recap our chaotic Easter and 420 festivities, including the unhinged moment a man screamed at me in UPS (because of course he did). We get into our current weight loss mindsets and the emotional rollercoaster of wedding planning—spoiler: registries are a scam. Then we spiral into conspiracy territory: Did the Pope’s death open an alien portal...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Heather and Chloe dive into the beautiful mess that is adult life—from barely functioning morning routines to the high-stakes decision of what to wear. They talk outfit planning (because showing up unhinged to work isn’t the vibe), the lingering effects of COVID on daily life, and navigating professionalism in a world of fashion confusion. Heather shares...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , Heather is joined by the fabulous Chloe—content creator, social media engagement queen, and college professor (yes, really!). They spill the tea on Chloe’s wedding plans, why budgeting for a Vogue-level event is totally possible, and how she finesses discounts like a pro. Plus, they dive into some juicy celebrity gossip and explore Chloe’s chaotic journe...

Returning cohost, Whitney and Heather discuss the following: Recording at the RFC Studio #contentcreators Community Spaces and Amenities #community Summer Recap and Ankle Injuries #clumsy Dealing with ADHD and Mental Health #adhdawareness Sims Addiction and Life Simulations #sims4 Paris Hilton and ADHD Talk #mentalhealth Mormon Wives Drama #momtok Halloween Costume Plans #couplescostumes

In this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, recorded from a storage unit under challenging conditions, the Heather and Mikayla dive deep into everything related to the Olympics. They discuss memorable events, the equestrian games, the curious logistics behind transporting horses, the construction of Olympic venues, and the staggering costs involved. Key topics include the opening ceremony in Paris,...

Welcome back to Delusional Bitch Juice ! It's season three and we're kicking things off with a twist! We're trying remote podcasting—even though we are just seconds away (or 45 minutes babysitting chickens 🐔). 🎙️ In this episode, we chat about: Heather's surprise chicken babysitting gig and her family's chicken queen legacy 🐓👑. The launch of our new "studio" aka a storage unit we affectionately...

In this season finale of 'Delusional Bitch Juice'! 🎉 Whitney and I catch up on our crazy May, including family antics and a wild Florida bachelorette party. 😂 We chat about vacation mishaps, exciting future plans, and reflect on our podcast journey with new segments like watch lists. 📺 Dive into juicy celebrity gossip with J.Lo's struggles and Meghan McCain's comments. Plus, hear about Caitlin...

On this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice , I'm joined by Mikayla, recording from her fabulous new hot girl summer apartment! Mikayla shares her drama about befriending a compulsive liar, while we also complain about confusing dress codes for events like bridal showers and birthday parties. We talk about how expensive it is to be a girl, especially during summer. Then we break down the drama b...

In this episode of "Delusional Bitch Juice," I'm joined by my friend and coworker, Izzy, for a lively discussion covering everything from our work history at H&R Block to the unique challenges of living with boyfriends. We dive into the cultural differences between Denver and St. Louis, comparing landscapes, lifestyles, and cost of living. T he conversation heats up as we explore...

In this solo podcast episode, I explore a variety of personal experiences and trending topics, from coping with loss to addressing passive aggressiveness at work. I discuss the emotional journey of losing a close friend, offering personal insights and effective coping mechanisms for grief and loss. Tips on handling passive aggressiveness in professional settings, based on my experiences, with advi...

Cohost: Sydne Rensing In this Episode of "Delusional Bitch Juice", I chat with Sydne, the visionary behind STL Girl Network, about her transformative journey from Illinois to St. Louis and the profound impact of her network on the community. We’ll explore her bold move into the real estate sector and uncover strategies for thriving in a competitive market. Plus, we'll get the latest...

In this episode of 'Delusional Bitch Juice,' I'm joined by Taylor Heaton as we dive into an exhilarating mix of topics. We explore Tay's personal journey into the world of indie wrestling, discussing what it’s like for a woman to break into this intense sport. Then, we shift gears to the heated rap battles currently dominating the music scene, dissecting the latest feuds between to...

In thisepisode of "Delusional Bitch Juice," I sit down with Mikayla to tear down the taboos of divorce with humor and real talk. We unpack the stereotypes that paint divorce as a scandalous affair and Mikayla shares her personal tales of liberation and finding peace within the chaos. We also switch things up with some thoughts on 'Fauxchella,' where we laugh about our missed fest...

In this BONUS Episode of "Delusional Bitch Juice" , we learn about Body Integrity Identity Disorder which causes people to get healthy limbs amputated. That got us thinking about our own disorders...quick therapy session for this Thursdays bonus episode!

$150 at Nordy Rack, a cigarette and a glass of wine later. After ripping off all my nails... But for real, in this episode of "Delusional Bitch Juice", Whitney joins me in to discuss "urban" hiking. What kind of hike is too much hiking and is it about the elevation or the length of a hike that makes it good. We also reveal some best places to hike in the St. Louis area. After r...

In this episode of Delusional Bitch Juice, I sit down with my friend Shannon who was the first student at Nelly's School of Music. She also is an STL Girl Network Ambassador, a teacher at a Montessori School, and recently went to Scotland and she tells us all about her delusions! We also chat about he infamous "Princess of Wales Curse". If you don't know the names of every single...

CoHost: Whitney Harrison In this Episode of "Delusional Bitch Juice", we share our St. Patrick's day weekend stories, 90% fueled by THC sodas. We also get into more drama surrounding the The Royal Family, such as The King's fake death, and American Riviera Orchard. Also, Dan Schneider is just...ick. Lastly, we discuss our top cereal choices when we are 😶🍳 Make sure you follow,...

CoHost: Mikayla Farwig In this week's episode I am joined by our OG DBJ girlie, Mikayla. She gives us the juicy details on her new apartment and her planners to further her influencer career. We also recap the Oscars, discuss Oscar looks and try to figure out where in the world is Kate Middleton! Follow DBJ on our socials www.instagram.com/dbjpodstl Share, Like & Subscribe! All ways you ca...