Deliver Us Some Evil

In this addition to "May Mystery Month" Eli and Mel discuss the tragic case of a mysterious woman nicknamed "Loubella." This episode asks more questions than it answers. Questions like; Who was the woman found in the Wych elm? How did she get there? And why were boys fiddling around with her bones? If unanswerable questions aren't intriguing enough then maybe stories of wit...

In this episode Eli and Mel delve into the very real and totally not made up threat of illegal Canadian migrants and some other things that nobody really cares about. Like how an incest baby was really just the long lost son of some previously unknown British royal or how he was cheating on his father with his mother/grandmother/lover. Then there's the LAPD doing absolutely everything they can...

The final chapter of the School Girl Killer is here! It's hot, it's steamy, it's full of psychopathic lesbians who should definitely still be in prison but aren't! Eli and Mel discuss the prison life of Canada's hottest serial killer ever. So fellas, get out there and commit some crimes so that you too can trade undies with your special lady behind bars. Just hope you get sent...

Eli and Mel kick off "May Mystery Month" in classic D.U.S.E. fashion -- by clubbing you over the head with an absolute banger of an episode. Do you like headless Mexicans? How about police corruption scandals? Want to know what you should do when a mother gets hysterical? Then listen to this episode! It's got all of that sprinkled over a couple of scoops of incest, pedophilia, murder...

In this episode Eli and Mel discuss the crazy world that was mid-90's Canada. (Who're we kidding? Canada is still crazy.) Like all men before him, accused serial murderer and rapist Paul Bernardo can't get a word in edgewise over the deafening sound of his wife hogging the spotlight -- at his own trial! Not only that but his lawyer ends up needing a lawyer! Some men just can't catc...

We all know family is the worst. That's why those of us at the D.U.S.E. are determined to be a family-free podcast. Wish the same could be said for the coven of Polish Blue Beards who set up shop in Illinois! In this episode Eli and Mel uncover why it's never a good idea to marry a serial widow, go to a family dinner when soup's on the menu, or ask questions when your cousin wants to b...

What's more terrifying than American history? American history with vampires! In this episode Eli and Mel divulge the dirty secret that presidents from Washington to Lincoln tried to sweep under the carpet. And like all good Americans, what does Mel suggest upon first contact with strange people she knows nothing about? Put them on special reservations and take their land! Well maybe that woul...

Everyone makes mistakes right? Well Eli and Mel certainly aren't strangers to that concept! Just for the record the story of good old Tillie Klimek doesn't take place in New York like they mistakenly reported in the episode. No, it takes place in Chicago. But at least that's the only mistake they made -- unlike the friends, family, neighbors, and husbands of Tillie, the infamous murder...

He's not your average Peter Cottontail and Bugs Bunny has nothing on this troublemaker. He's the size of a man and if he catches you doing the premarital bang bang boogie in the back of your car, well friend he's going to put a stop to it by throwing an axe through your freaking window! That's right folks, Eli and Mel celebrating the resurrection of a two thousand year old zombie t...

In a world full of paranormal and supernatural entities one might expect a creepy ancient Asian man to be spending centuries looking for the woman of his dreams, and you might be correct. But what if instead of finding a green-eyed woman he found a hot young blonde? In this episode -- brought to you by the lovable misfits Eli and Mel -- you won't find any floating eyes, big hairy monsters, or...

Brought to you hot off the 1940's press! Eli disseminates the truth about a very peculiar and very true incident while Mel is wrongfully skeptical of it all. Did a man fight subterranean humanoids under the streets of Germany while the rest of the world fought the Nazis? Do you believe that a simple tool can allow a man to read the thoughts of his coworkers and discover a hidden BDSM dungeon f...

Eli and Mel, while exploring the Allegheny Mountains, discover a strange-looking boy trying to steal Mel's Play Girl. Instead of beating the abomination against a rock until it turns into a sack of Jello, Eli decides to interview the creature known as Bat Boy. As they sit around the fire, the monstrous boy tells the hosts of D.U.S.E. all about his secret life: all the women he's seduced, t...

Want to know what Eli and Mel love more than smashing beers and wearing green? Talking about cryptids! That's right folks, you heard it here first: this episode is all about cryptids that wear green...Or is that just a lie fed to you by the people who appropriated the deep culture of turning potatoes into whiskey and having more children than you can feed? Well you can rely on the D.U.S.E. to not...

This is Part Two of the most infamous serial murder case covered by the D.U.S.E. thus far. In Part One Eli and Mel discussed the upbringing of two sexual sadists and how they crossed paths. In this titillating second part Eli does his best not to be crass or gross when discussing the sexual assault and murder of numerous women and girls. Can he do it? Probably not. But Mel does her best to reign i...

Do you know what Eli loves more than himself or rocky road ice-cream? Women! That's right folks, you heard it here first! Eli loves women and he loves them so much he devoted two and a half hours of his life to them and he isn't even going to ask for them back (not that he could get them back anyways). But his love doesn't come cheap. Can you handle the slander he spews at your gender while insemi...

Mel and Eli celebrate Black History Month in the best possible fashion -- by being insensitive while covering a difficult and rarely talked about subject. Will they manage to disseminate the truth to the masses or incite a mostly peaceful protest? Sure the case was a simple mass murder spree in San Francisco, on the surface, but scratch at the crust a little and all the secrets of today come tumbl...

The long awaited return of Luka Magnotta is here! With Eli and Mel driving the struggle bus towards this story's conclusion there's only one question on everyone's mind...When will past Eli strike? Will it be when the story includes three hands? How about four feet? And then there was the thing with the body having its head in three separate locations simultaneously. Was Jun Lin some kind of three...

Love, sex, and Mel's embarrassment are indistinguishable in this excuse for Eli to talk about the one thing that means more to him than life itself...Love. Or is it sex? What's the difference? We'll find out as Eli tells the transformational history that may or may not be true of Saint Valentine's Day. The D.U.S.E. doesn't discriminate when it comes to kinks so if it's drunken naked men whipping e...

Eli and Mel bring you the hottest story yet! There's pyro-mancers, possibly pedophilic but definitely weird artists that may or may not have existed, and the living embodiment of evil in the form of a little boy. Do you like English muffins? Well we don't have those but we do have plenty of ragamuffins and shifty tabloid journalists. Eli has a spicy admission involving fire setting and a near and...

Do you like murder plots? How about fake mustaches, parkas, fake arms, guns, cats who want to kill their owners, lawyers who want to bone a loser's wife, nerds who incessantly take notes? What about coke-head sons, insurance scams, CIA hit men, women who are just bored to death, botched murders, kitty litter, football, cookies, and FBI investigations into rumors of homemade explosive collars and e...

In this episode Eli and Mel come to terms with the fact that you can only procrastinate so much before it's just laziness. But do you know what's not lazy? The grainy footage of training videos of the Evergreen Facility showing an old man straight-up abusing a child and we plugged that directly into your ear-holes because that's just another day in the studios of the D.U.S.E. Will it make you want...

In this episode Eli goes off script and spreads terror with stories of a mysterious black car roaming the streets of 1950's Warsaw looking for children to drain of their life blood like human juice-boxes and then sweeping them off their feet like an American G.I. with a 16-year-old girl. Who's behind it? The KGB? Satan? Or how about the Jews? Mel has just us much of a clue as you do. So settle in,...

In this episode Eli and Mel discuss the "perfect" couple and their upbringing. Sure it was a bit rocky at first with a child molester for a father and a useless cow who can't keep it in the marriage but at least it didn't have an impact on the baby right? Or maybe it did. Listen as Paul Bernardo, a completely normal handsome young man, licks, sucks, and diddles his way through all the ladies at th...

In this episode Eli and Mel bring you the sequel to the "Daughter of Slaughter". If you think going to work with a fever is hard, try getting away with murder while so hopped up on Mother Morphine that you don't even know what state you're in. The conclusion of Lizzie Borden has everything you need: hot Irish lesbian maids, drugs, murder, bumbling investigators and terrible prosecutors, drugs, a m...

How can a story about gay porn, kittens being fed to a vacuum, a self-obsessed sociopath who has a destiny for greatness, strippers, a transsexual named Barbie, an old man who loves to travel, credit card fraud, and an international manhunt led by weekend-warrior animal-rights activists who did the police's job better than the police be boring? Eli and Mel cover all of that and more in this weirdl...