Deliver Us Some Evil

In this episode Eli and Mel discuss several hauntings across the city of Albany. Sure some of them might have been a hipster marketing strategy, but those of us at The D.U.S.E. assure you that some of them might be real. If you like stories of Catholic priests losing their minds, Dutch settlers getting scalped, dirty old men burning to a cinder, ghosts harassing children, floating red lanterns, an...

We started with the Creel Committee during WWI and came up with the Office of War Information during WWII. This eventually gave way to the Office of Strategic Services and then the Central Intelligence Agency, once again proving that Eli's schizophrenic paranoia was correct! Herbert Marcuse, a socialist Jew from Germany, created the open-air prison of American propaganda and became one of the...

In this brand-new series, Eli and Mel prove that they're much more than the uncultured swine they appear to be as they discuss the enigmatic black-hole of human attention known as Chris-Chan! Or the second coming of Christ, take your pick. This episode features a pair of alcoholics in their golden years, an animatronic bear conductor who might have been God, or at the very least English, a sch...

In this Halloween special, Eli recounts the tale of a Mexican who strong-armed him for cheap Chinese food. But that's not the only spooky thing revealed on the show this Samhain! It's really about how happy families spend quality time together. Knitting, reading the newspaper, playing Yahtzee, murdering lonely men. Some might say there's no such thing as the "perfect family,"...

In this final installment of The Taco Bell Killer, Eli and Mel discuss what happens when you're arrested for the rape and murder of nine women and don't understand how the law works. If you say "I killed those women" you don't get to go back later and say "lol I didn't mean it." Well, you can, but don't expect people to believe you. If there's only one t...

Eli and Mel pick up where they left off in chapter one with a man who might have been an ancient Egyptian priest or a French girl with a hefty chest. When you're a devotee of the I Am Activity Movement the possibilities are endless and nothing is certain. In a universe of the unknown the only thing you can count on is that if you're meant to soar among the stars you'll have a guide to...

In this episode, The D.U.S.E. celebrates its one year anniversary! 365 days of delivering you the finest, purest, snortiest evil this world has to offer. We honestly didn't think we'd make it this far. So what better way to usher in another year of greatness than discussing a case that will never be solved? That's right folks: the Texarkana Moonlight Murders! WWII had just ended, peopl...

Eli and Mel stick their necks out so you don't have to! Eli takes on America's billionaires, calling them out for their voracious appetite for unaccompanied minors. Right now, as we speak, there are roughly two-thousand children missing from Lahaina, Maui. Where did they go? Is it connected to Epstein's Island? Why is JP Morgan buying large tracts of land? Why is Oprah Winfrey, known f...

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away...using their massive space station, the evil Democratic empire attacked the peaceful people of Lahaina, Maui, in order to appropriate their lands for their own nefarious needs. A ragtag group of heroes led by Jedi Master Elijah Newton and Princess Mel Organa November launch a verbal counterattack against the institution's high priest, the evil Sith Lor...

Once again it's time for you to put on your tin-foil hats as Eli and Mel open your third eye to the truth behind the fires that ravaged the town of Lahaina. Things are not as they seem. Were there just a few random fires that engulfed the whole town? Or was it a coordinated attack by the government and their cronies? If it was an accident, why did the governor deregulate the development of Haw...

In this episode Eli and Mel break down the murder of April Tinsley, a little girl who went missing from a park in Fort Wayne, Indiana, back in 1988. Despite the numerous suspects to investigate, including a member of a Satanic gang known as "Moose" and a local with a history of being a weirdo, lots of help from a television show and a pedo-hunting club, and the killer himself taping used...

In this episode Eli and Mel manage to stay on track long enough to tie together the last three murders of Henry Louis Wallace and tell the story of his berserker rage. If you thought the man behind "Bad Henry" couldn't give you anymore reason to hate him, you're wrong! This episode has everything from rape, murder, the strangulation of a child, crack head behavior, robbery, and a...

Everybody loves a good murder mystery right? Ask and the D.U.S.E. shall provide! This week Eli and Mel discuss one of England's greatest murder mysteries and no we aren't talking about that putz Jack the Ripper. When we say "murder mystery" we mean we know exactly who did it, and how. What we don't know is how he got away with it. Was it the bumbling bobbies conducting a cand...

In this episode the D.U.S.E. isn't the only one dancing around a fire intentionally trying to get burnt. Eli and Mel dive into a lesser known chapter of American history and discuss the horrific dehumanization, beatings, accidents, murders, maimings, and of course syphilis that occurred during the American Industrial Revolution! This ain't your typical haunted factory neither. Whether it w...

If you ever needed an excuse to stay indoors and vegetate in front of the idiot box, the D.U.S.E. has good news for you! Eli and Mel give you about a dozen reasons why you should avoid the horrors of the outside world. With stories about giant man-eating mosquitos in the American swamps, flying bird-snakes in Antarctica, sex demons who will definitely wear you like a meat-suit in India, and cute c...

This is possibly the D.U.S.E.'s most controversial episode yet. Despite just how off-topic they were, Eli and Mel do manage the bare minimum and discuss the murder of a hard-working single mother. The sheer amount of caucasity in this episode may make you want to throttle their necks, but if not, don't forget: any party with Bad Henry and the D.U.S.E is...B.Y.O.C.D!

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Mel crash landing in Texas! In this episode Mel admits that it was she who caused the infamous Aurora Texas Incident and once again proves that no matter where you are in the universe women can't drive. So who was the "little man" the town supposedly buried in their graveyard? An oompa loompa? Or just some midget on a bicycle? Those of us at...

A long time ago in a county of California far far away, one man on the search for humanity's last hope finds a strange youth who conjured creamy liquids and did magic tricks. Little did he know, this strange boy was not a boy but an ascended Space Jesus who came to teach him how to conjure whatever he desired and influence the script of six really good movies only for the great evil to buy tho...

America knows about the likes of Wild Bill Hickok, Wyatt Earp, and Doc Holiday, but have you heard of Gary McFadden? Listen as Eli and Mel teach you a thing or two about the Lawman of the 20th Century. His town, his precinct, and his superiors are desperate to bring this savage killer to justice before the powder keg of a town erupts into racial discord and before too many bodies drop. We aren&#39...

Ever heard a ghost horse's skull being crushed as it runs headlong into a monument? Or sat beside a notorious Prohibition gangster as he waits for his killer to burst into the room? How about seeing gentrified ghosts and their lady friends who just couldn't handle life without them, or the researcher who studied strange occurrences and gave the science community the double birdies on his w...

In this episode Eli proves his ignorance still reigns supreme when discussing the rich history of people who one day while hanging out by the campfire came across the worst thing that anybody could ever come across -- those dang pesky Europeans! So how did this warning about what not to do when you're forced to live in a snow fort become a racist caricature for people who never learned what th...

In this episode, in the red corner, at the height of 6'0" and weighing in at 200lbs. we have Henry Louis Wallace aka "The Taco Bell Killer" aka "The Night Rider" aka "The First Black Serial Killer," and in the blue corner we have three undersized women who didn't have a chance. Eli and Mel lay the smack down in this episode as they tell the stories of wom...

This episode will be unlike anything you've see the D.U.S.E. crap out thus far! It's chock full of culture, politics, musical talk, social activism, and everything that made America great...well semi-great. Turns out everything you love -- from the Planters peanut guy to the toilet paper that brushes your brown eye -- is all C.I.A. funded under Operation Mockingbird. Except us. Want to kno...

In the newest addition to the D.U.S.E. catalog Eli and Mel discuss the life and times of the "first" black serial killer, Henry Louis Wallace, who gets that honor despite there being plenty of others before him because...reasons. What would you do if you witnessed a little boy wet his pants? If your answer is to beat him profusely because of your life decisions well then you're half...

In this episode Eli and Mel bring you to the scenic and definitely not haunted woods of Black Forest, Colorado, where deep in the pine trees along a lonely road lies a two-story cabin owned by the Lee family. What makes this house so special? Well it's certainly not the hundreds of self-obsessed ghosts just hanging around their bedroom. Perhaps it's all the flying orbs and ghost raves cons...