Deliver Us Some Evil

Eli and Mel delve deep into a story as legendary as that one time that Eli did that thing when he was a kid and it was great. The subject of this legend is the queen of mean, the daughter of slaughter, Lizzie Borden. Eli dispels the myths as he lays the truth out there like the hacked up bodies of Andrew and Abby Borden left on a dining room table by a coroner moonlighting as a witch doctor. Did L...

Eli and Mel have much more in common with the Ghost Busters than you might think. In this episode Eli proves that not even the most middle-class of bedroom communities is safe from hauntings and rumors of spirits, Mel proves that sometimes you can pretend like you're mildly interested in a half-cocked narrative about a man who had it all. The promising law career, the beautiful young wife with her...

Just when you thought Eli and Mel had exhausted their interest in fine dining they prove you wrong. In this episode Eli and Mel discuss lovely online chat rooms for those with a particular taste, a man that proves having a mannequin statue of a woman who used to be in your life definitely isn't weird, and being German means that you must be into some weird kinks otherwise are you even German? Eli...

In this episode Eli and Mel cover just your average Christmas day. Sure you might not remember Santa Claus shooting up your living room and then setting your house on fire with a flamethrower. It might not exactly be your town's tradition to be robbed by the big jolly guy, go on a state-wide manhunt and have a massive shootout in the middle of town. Christmas traditions are different for everyone...

Eli and Mel bring to you the most recent news story they can find. A mysterious quadruple murder committed in the seemingly idyllic town of Moscow Idaho. The police have followed every lead, they are dotting their I's and crossing their T's and have come up with bubbkiss for leads. Is it the evidence of a serial killer beginning their career off with a bang or is it a killer who is winding down th...

In this episode Eli and Mel discuss a popular form of "therapy," its creators, and the theory behind it. Listen as Eli yet again makes the entire episode about himself as he spills the spaghetti out of his pocket about the truth behind his upbringing. Is it a revelation or just about what you expected? Does it add to the conversation or is it yet again another example of his narcissistic true crim...

In this episode Eli and Mel bring the story of The Acid King to a close and in the process discuss the mechanics of luring a gaggle of impressionable teenage girls into the woods for illicit activities as a mysterious cult -- that Eli definitely didn't forget the name of -- watch a fireside showdown between two titans of culture who can only express their teenage angst with cold-blooded murder. An...

Eli and Mel prove that love truly knows no bounds by discussing five women who loved the men in their lives so much that they couldn't help but tie them to a chair and murder them, or smoke so much methamphetamine that it causes them to see people possessed by demons who are in the business of harvesting body parts and nailing them to the basement floor with a sword. Women who reverse gender roles...

Some people like their turkey deep fried, others like it oven baked, and some don't even like turkey. Come and join Eli, Mel, and overly enthused newcomer Ashley as they sit down at the table and discuss a woman so into the holidays that not only did she find time to make a turkey but to dismember her husband, boil his head, and deep fry his hands. Yummy. Some say variety is the spice of life but...

In this continuation of the Slender Man story, Eli and Mel spill the beans on what a modern folk tale born on the interwebs looks like when it's brought to life as two girls barely knocking on puberty's door take six months to plan the murder of their best friend and the nation loses its mind when other little girls across the world kill in the name of the Internet's most famous boogeyman. Will th...

Take a trip down memory lane to the 1980's with Eli and Mel as they meander through the streets of Long Island and discuss what happens when rich kids from the burbs hangout with Brooklyn street toughs, Satanic cults infest American high schools, and Eli attempts to blow the lid off of the truth behind the Jewish Broadcasting Mafia. Who will get them first? The Satanic cults trying to remain incog...

In this episode Eli and Mel prove that they aren't the only ones having a hard time putting the pieces together as local papers smear the name of a woman who dared wear pants, as the police bumble their way around every corner in Los Angeles, and as a killer remains so elusive that to this day nobody knows who it was. Could it have been your barber? How about the little girl selling cookies down t...

Will Eli and Mel manage to tell the cryptic origins of a fourth dimensional being known as "Slender Man" without summoning evil into their world? Can they do it without starting another pandemic? Do Trump supporters hate it when you shit on their lawn? Will Eli finally find the cat-human hybrid of his dreams? You decide as they unravel the truth in...Slender Man Part I. 

He's not your grandfather. He's not the nice elderly man that used to give you butterscotch candies. Hell he isn't even all that nice. Join Eli and Mel as they tell you a story about a strange little man who built a sailboat to escape a British POW camp, was best friends with the Czar of Russia, became a doctor just by saying he was a doctor, and then fell in love with a woman and did unspeakable...

Come and join Eli and Mel as they take you on a journey through a 1940's Los Angeles neighborhood where they discover men who like to wear high heels while dumping bodies in vacant lots, all of the mysteries a bisected women's torso has to offer, and Eli's creepy admissions. So grab your other half while you sit down and listen to their retelling of the story of a woman who came to a mysterious, g...

Eli and Mel celebrate Halloween the best way they know how...by delivering you the ghastly tale of a loving father who gives his son candy that's...to die for. Was it an accident? Was it intentional? Did Eli kill Halloween too? Come find out in Deliver Us Some Evil's first ever Halloween Special! 

Barflies Eli and Mel do their best to avoid roving bands of armed teenagers as they tell the stories of scared hunters who get non-consensual hugs from vegetable people, two best friends who share rumors of a creature that they didn't see, and a sheriff who ignores reports of an extraterrestrial grim reaper. All these stories and more at the low low cost of.....a single beer.

In this episode Eli and Mel cover not only the Snarly Yow -- a vicious predatory ghost dog that has terrorized people on old country roads for decades -- but also the semi but not entirely racist white hooded Snallygaster! Will they avoid being cancelled or have they fallen victim to the great industrial cancel culture machine?...you decide.

Eli and Mel do their best to explain what Cryptids are and the phenomenon that is.....Mothman! Can they do it without completely fucking it up or forgetting important details? Did Eli properly research the topic before Mel hit the record button? Does any of this even matter? Find out in our first ever episode.....