Deliver Us Some Evil

In this episode Eli finishes explaining the insane truth that is...Yakube! He puts his own spin on the story, and that's definitely not Tricknology... he promises! So, is it true? Were black people god-like beings living on the moon? Malcolm X thought so, but that dude was insane. We all know that black people were originally psionic angels from the planet Rizk who created humanity to dig up g...

In this episode Eli does his absolute best to get the show canceled...or so it seems. In reality what he's done is disseminate the truth to "white" people about their origins on this planet. Instead of what the "scientists" tell you, mankind did not come from monkeys. We all came from black people who lived on the moon until some God Scientist decided to bomb the place. Sou...

Have you ever felt like the government was watching you? Like, no matter where you are, they're just around the corner listening to your every word? Well those of us at The D.U.S.E. are here to tell you that all those years of paranoia were absolutely warranted! In this episode Eli explains how the CIA has been using video games to train, recruit, and brainwash the American people. Honestly it...

Deliver Us Some Evil is back to our regularly scheduled program! There's nothing like returning to reality by discussing a man who's the walking talking definition of being cut off from reality! In this saga "Borb" is revealed to be a pack rat as Chris-Chan literally cultivates an ecosystem in his body, on his body, and everywhere around him. But just who is Chris-Chan? The man w...

The summer of alien butt loving funky anal probing butt love has come to a close. But fret not! The discussion of the Pleiadians is far from over as Eli and Mel take on the narrative of the New Testament! Was Jesus really the Son of God? Or was he Jmmanuel the son of a celestial son? Is God creation or did creation make God who made us so we could bang and make even more beautiful people? Was John...

In this episode of "Funky Alien Anal Probing Butt Love Summer of Butt Love" Eli and Mel smack you upside the head with the truth! Ever thought the Bible got the story wrong? Well that makes sense since it was rewritten by the people who historically loved Jesus so much that they nailed him to a piece of wood! The REAL story of Jesus may not be as rock-n-roll as you thought and might leav...

During this edition of The Summer of Alien Probing Butt Love, Eli and Mel reveal the true face of Billy Meier and ASKET! Is he really a happy-go-lucky hippy who hates religion, people, and pollution? Is ASKET really here to usher in an era of peace? Or is she subjugating our dirty monkey species? What were the two of them doing in the woods together... with an alien spacecraft? What happens when a...

The summer of Funky Alien Anal Probing Butt Love continues with the sixth installment of the Pleiadians and the story of Billy Meier! Why the heck have you allowed Eli to take us this far? He pulls no punches as he pummels the hell out of you with truths such as... him being the god king of a race of sea monkeys, events surrounding our shadow government in the State Department, and of course the l...

Welcome back to the red-hot summer of anal probing butt love! We continue our story of Billy and the Pleiadians by giving you the entire timeline of the history of Plejarens on Earth, so buckle up and be prepared for lots of patricide, ancient Egyptians, ancient Lemurians, Helena Blavatsky, extraterrestrial politics, Space Jesus, beamship blitzkrieg tactics, and unfortunately not a single pointy b...

Mel brings you one of the most hottest-buttonest topics that any podcast could ever get canceled over. Race! And she delivers, getting Eli to share his opinions on the Out of Africa theory, haplogroups, the genetic mapping of the human genome across the world, what white supremacy has done for science, just who were those Egyptians anyway, and of course how you too can solve racism with just four...

It's finally happened! Eli and Mel reach the end of the first conversation Billy Meier had with the lovely extraterrestrial lady, Asket! Now there's only four hundred more contact files to discuss... great. Well it's great for weirdos like you who love listening to us talk about all the aliens who think they're here to save us. World War III is on the horizon, the little green men...

This episode is a continuation of the psychic conversation between Billy Meier and ASKET, the alien Timmer with the pointy tits. But be warned! There's a whole lot of uncomfortable truth in this episode, so if you took the blue pill, now's the time to tuck tail and run. ASKET's predictions from way back in the 1950's reveal the secrets of World War III, conflict in the Middle East,...

It's the Summer of Butt Probing Love! Eli and Mel bring you one hell of an episode to ease your Independence Day hangover. Want to know what the conversation between a young impressionable European teenaged boy and a hot sexy thousand-year-old female extraterrestrial would look like? We got you covered! Listen as we share a one-sided conversation in which the alien divulges the secrets of the...

It's the summer of butt love and those of us at The D.U.S.E. have a doozy of an episode for you! Remember when Eli started multiple long-running series only to abandon them midway through with a half-hearted promise to return to them someday? Yeah, this might be one of those... But he swears that (at least for the summer) this will be an on-going series about the mystical aliens known as the P...

In this episode the Bridgewater Triangle strikes back! Despite Eli forgetting how to do his job, Mel thinks "He's done a pretty good job so far..." And yes, that's a direct quote from the Iron Crow! I mean, how hard can it be to sit in front of a microphone and prattle on about Satanic ritual murder, rape bunkers, animal mutilation, a haunted dog track, the ghost of a little girl...

Another episode in our "Summer of Probing" series down the drain! In this episode Eli shares his conviction that the CIA is responsible for the "static" in his brain after they implanted a defective chip in his noggin. Or is it all the evil in there clawing its way out? Pick your poison! In the meantime, he educates Mel on the bloodiest conflict in American history -- and no, i...

It's our 100th episode! And boy is it experimental as hell! Eli and The Iron Crow celebrate in the only way they know how: by exploiting the pain and suffering of others. Listen as Eli channels his inner Vanna White in our very first and totally original game show. Feel free to play along! It might just make a comeback. So settle into your comfiest chair, roll the thickest nuggiest nugg nugs i...

This episode is brought to you by the smooth sounds of the 1980's R&B, soul, and slow jams that all you mommas and poppas can get down and boogie to! Just don't forget that you might funk to a song performed by a notorious black supremacist, kemetic, pedophilic, minister, author, crooner, self proclaimed messiah, civil rights leader, reincarnated Sumerian Deity, and extraterrestrial cu...

The DUSE After Dark is back! With Mel at the helm, she attempts to guide a belligerent and ignorant Eli through a slightly tipsy journey along the bumpy road we call feminism...and other delusions crafted by women who hate being women but are too dumb to understand that they hate women. We've got misogyny, abortion, biology, sex, and of course the little hat people, so if you like hearing a ha...

This episode of The DUSE may end up being one of the best yet! Is it a bird? Is it an alien flying around taking on the world's problems as his own? Is it a plane? Well, it was...before the DEI-hire pilots decided to nose-dive into the side of a freaking mountain and splatter their passengers all over the face of a glacier, leaving them to...well...fend for themselves. So if you like beef jerk...

In this episode Elijah "Mother Fucking" Newton and Mel "The Iron Crow" November take you back to the days of Prohibition, a dark era of American history where women had the right to vote and to be prostitutes, where children worked in factories, where Jews were mobsters, and one crazy Irish-American thought it would be a good idea to rob the guys who would hire a hitman to take...

In this episode Eli and Mel cover the horrific alien abduction of fiction-author-turned-memoirist Whitley Strieber! And with a name like that it's no wonder he was abducted by a bunch of midgets straight out of his bed. That's right folks, if you like memory altering drugs, flying saucers, dirty little rooms, unwanted brain surgery, strange incisions, probes, and a tale so strange it'l...

In this magnificent return to the studio, Eli and Mel delve into one of America's most enduring and popular urban legends: "The Babysitter and the Man Upstairs". It influenced great horror movies in the 80's as well as spooky stories told around campfires for generations. But be warned, this episode is not for the faint of heart! So if you can't handle "Eli Story Corner&...

Chris-Chan is back! Don't worry though, it's not a super complicated episode. In fact, just about any sea monkey in a hollow stump could sit in a pleather gaming chair and rant and rave for about an hour about an autistic man getting his nut up to save his fictional girlfriend, THC, Tide pods, 13-year-old internet terrorists, old lady sex traffickers, and of course a double date with your...

In this episode Eli and Mel delve into the secret world of The Order of the Pug! Yes that's right, those weird anti-establishment 18th century hippies who thought humanity was nothing but feral dogs and they were civilizing the world, one feral beast at a time. You'll also get a brief history of esoteric pug statuettes, silver medallions, and portraits of people making weird faces while gi...