DeHuff Uncensored

There's a rumor going around that Tom Brady is delaying his start with FOX Sports because he wants to do stand up comedy. True or false, it's still funny. A Chick-fil-A has banned children under 16 without adult due to some kids being complete jerks. A woman tried to run her boyfriend over after he ate one of her chips. And they're still together. I love chips, but that is crazy!! Mcdonald's custo...

A company in China developed a device so you can kiss / makeout with someone via the internet. Connery DeHuff explains how this will evolve. Why use toilet paper when you can use an old pair of pajamas? That's what one "low waste" family does. But are they being disgusting or are people who judge them overthinking it? Cocaine Bear is already being called 'one of the best movies of the ye...

This week is the three year anniversary of Mark Schlereth body slamming me and breaking my ribs. The Denver Broncos hired their former head coach, Vance Joseph as their new defensive coordinator. But is it a move that sends the team in the right direction? A study has revealed how drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT I...

Back in 2007, a woman named Karen Green received an iPhone as a gift from her friends. She never opened the package - Fast-forward to this past weekend, and Karen sold the vintage iPhone for $63k. Spain ordered new trains for a specific part of the country. The only issue was that the trains were too big due to the tunnels being too small. Starbucks is debuting a range of olive oil-infused drinks...

I'm a giant baby and I hurt myself installing a ceiling fan. Facebook / Meta / Mark Zuckerberg is doing what Twitter / Elon Musk is doing, by charging for security and a blue check-mark. Sperm 'extraction machine' was invented for men who are too embarrassed to masturbate in hospitals. I share some of my extraction stories. DK Metcalf is drug tested after the NFL saw his viral video. Chelsea Handl...

My wife, Brandy, joined me for this episode. There's a conspiracy theory that China already has a Jurassic Park type of area. A woman accidentally breaks $42K balloon dog sculpture at Florida art fair. U.S. ends the search for 2 of the UFOs they shot down, and the potential reason is hilarious and annoying. The positives of social media. Plus, does your family have a puke bucket / bowl? How about...

My wife, Brandy, joined me for this episode. There's a conspiracy theory that China already has a Jurassic Park type of area. A woman accidentally breaks $42K balloon dog sculpture at Florida art fair. U.S. ends the search for 2 of the UFOs they shot down, and the potential reason is hilarious and annoying. The positives of social media. Plus, does your family have a puke bucket / bowl? How about...

As Easter is around the corner, Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps. Yeah, they're coming out with a drink that combines the two products. I give new podcasters some tips for a great episode. Former Denver mayor, Wellington Webb, calls for an investigation into the Comcast-Altitude TV blackout. Deion Sanders Jr. was having some car trouble as he was traveling in a snow storm in Boulder, Colorado. His r...

As Easter is around the corner, Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps. Yeah, they're coming out with a drink that combines the two products. I give new podcasters some tips for a great episode. Former Denver mayor, Wellington Webb, calls for an investigation into the Comcast-Altitude TV blackout. Deion Sanders Jr. was having some car trouble as he was traveling in a snow storm in Boulder, Colorado. His r...

As Easter is around the corner, Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps. Yeah, they're coming out with a drink that combines the two products. I give new podcasters some tips for a great episode. Former Denver mayor, Wellington Webb, calls for an investigation into the Comcast-Altitude TV blackout. Deion Sanders Jr. was having some car trouble as he was traveling in a snow storm in Boulder, Colorado. His r...

We're all getting screwed over by energy companies. But it doesn't help when your kids leave ALL the lights on in the house! Naked and Afraid contestant got badly burned after a hot coal from a fire landed on his penis. An idiot tried to steal $38,000 worth of Cadbury Cream Eggs and other assorted chocolates. What's the best way to escape prison? Not dressing up as a sheep. Raiders owner, Mark Dav...

I tell you how this Valentine's Day mistake could get you killed. The catalytic converter was stolen from the Wienermobile while in Las Vegas. A German newspaper critic had animal feces smeared on her face by a ballet director who took offense at a review she wrote. - Keep this in mind if you write horrible things about me on social media. The Flash trailer is another example of how movies are rui...

With incidents in Alaska, Canada, and Lake Huron where U.S. fighter jets have shot down UAP / UFO, our imaginations are starting to run wild. "ALLEGEDLY" the pilots of US Air Force F-35 fighters sent to intercept the mystery object over Alaska on Friday say that whatever it was had been “interfering with the sensors of their aircraft” before they shot it down. Jeremy Corbell spoke with J...

The majority of us seem to enjoy watching the Super Bowl matchup, or at the very least, watching everything but the game. I give you the jaw dropping numbers that consume the Super Bowl. How much food, beer, whiskey, soda is slammed on the day of the big game. What are the top foods for the day? How much money is spent? How can you keep people who don't want to watch the game entertained? I give y...

The majority of us seem to enjoy watching the Super Bowl matchup, or at the very least, watching everything but the game. I give you the jaw dropping numbers that consume the Super Bowl. How much food, beer, whiskey, soda is slammed on the day of the big game. What are the top foods for the day? How much money is spent? How can you keep people who don't want to watch the game entertained? I give y...

Curling National Championship recap. Security was called on us. Aaron Rodgers on the Pat McAfee show discussed his future in the NFL and he'll decide via icolation. A Delta flight attendant told a woman she had a “stupid face” after the woman and her husband tried using a first-class overhead bin. There's a lot wrong with this story. Chinese scientists said they have successfully cloned three &quo...

Someone is selling the sand from where Tom Brady gave his retirement announcement. AMC theaters are changing seating costs based on where you sit. Sean Payton addressed the media as the new head coach of the Denver Broncos. Some people are bagging on him for not being the Broncos first choice. What are some Colorado food staples that everyone needs to try? Go to BlueChew.com and use promo code DEH...

What do you do if you're the United States and you see an alleged Chinese weather balloon floating over your country? Shoot it down with a F-22 fighter jet, duh. The big question now is, will we ever find out if the balloon was spying on the U.S.? What if China was telling the truth when they said it was indeed a weather balloon they lost track of? A Michigan man said his son, 6, ordered $1K in fo...

I give you an update on my Hot Ones Challenge with Kip Wilson of Stoned Appetit. Let's just say it didn't end well for both of us. A recent study says the residue from the whisky-making process used for animal feed - provides antioxidant benefits in skincare. All I saw in that statement was - whiskey is good for your skin. Nice!! Skin care just got fun!! A vegan took a cow for a walk through Red S...

I'm preparing for a Hot Ones Challenge against Kip Wilson. Little does Kip know, I used to eat hot peppers for money when I worked at Chipotle back in the day. UPDATE!! The missing deadly radioactive capsule 'the size of a grain of rice' miraculously found. I call B.S. that they found that in an 870 mile stretch in Australia. Scientists plan to 'de-extinct' the dodo after 300 years and release it...

Mega influencer, MrBeast - aka, Jimmy Donaldson, paid for 1,000 eye surgeries so that vision impaired people could see. A mining company in Perth, Australia lost a 0.31 inch by 0.24 inch capsule that is highly radioactive in a 870-mile stretch in Western Australia. The crazy thing is they're not the first country to do something like this. The United States still is missing six nuculear weapons! A...

The Chiefs will play the Eagles in the upcoming Super Bowl. A woman from Ontario, Canada makes more than $300,000 a year selling jewelry made from bodily fluids, including semen. I'm going to be a chaperone to a museum for my son's class. There's a chance I'll get in trouble. Horrible Netflix documentary that caters to older people. Join the podcast! dehuffuncensored@gmail.com Hosted by Simplecast...

Casa Bonita, which is owned by South Park creators - Matt Stone and Trey Parker, is hiring over 550 employees including cliff divers. I explain how I'd audition for the cliff diver position. Also, what are the expectations for the iconic Colorado restaurant? Planters is looking for its next fleet of college graduates to drive Mr. Peanut across the country in the iconic Nutmobile. Odd but true: - v...

Casa Bonita, which is owned by South Park creators - Matt Stone and Trey Parker, is hiring over 550 employees including cliff divers. I explain how I'd audition for the cliff diver position. Also, what are the expectations for the iconic Colorado restaurant? Planters is looking for its next fleet of college graduates to drive Mr. Peanut across the country in the iconic Nutmobile. Odd but true: - v...

Experts are concerned about the momentum of artificial intelligence, and expect it to dominate humans at some point. What are the pros and cons of A.I.? Engineers have developed a terminator type liquid robot. While it could help with that advancement of the medical world, I can't help but think of the T-1000. I break down the rising cost of eggs, via the experts. While there are obvious reasons f...