DeHuff Uncensored

Ricardo Juarez wanted to propose to the his girlfriend, Stephani Gutierrez. So while they were at the Dodgers game, he decided to jump onto the outfield and pop the question. Well, then Ricardo got popped by the stadium security - really popped. Like snot bubbles out the nose, popped. This sparked a lot of conversation - did the security guard overreact? I'm actually more irritated with the idea o...

A lady freaked out on me yesterday after I dropped off the kids at school. Apparently I wasn't driving fast enough for her. Anyway, I responded to her in a calm and mature manner. Just kidding - I wasn't happy and I may have overreacted. My wife spoiled a perfectly good lie I told my son. For a short time he held me up on a pedestal, then she took a bat to that pedestal, and knocked me to the grou...

There's a viral video of a Lowes employee massively struggling with a box while on a lift. Is he being a soft employee? Or were his management and coworkers wrong for making him struggle? Bartenders are sharing stereotypes they assign to popular drink orders. Thanks to Buzzfeed for this. Pepsi is changing its logo . Plus, Pepsi is changing its formula over in the UK and Ireland. But how will peopl...

Armpit sweat could be used to treat anxiety and depression. So the secret to a happy life could be having stinky friends. A man who claims to be engaged to a rag doll has announced the 'birth' of their third child together. Connery DeHuff chimed in on this odd situation. Panera Bread is rolling out palm scanners that will link customers' handprints to their loyalty accounts. I explain why this is...

Armpit sweat could be used to treat anxiety and depression. So the secret to a happy life could be having stinky friends. A man who claims to be engaged to a rag doll has announced the 'birth' of their third child together. Connery DeHuff chimed in on this odd situation. Panera Bread is rolling out palm scanners that will link customers' handprints to their loyalty accounts. I explain why this is...

MIT tested 1,000 Oreo cookies to crack the mystery of the best way to eat one…. THEY GET PAID FOR THIS!! Tourist survives bungee jump fall in Thailand after cord snaps. A man got a glass stuck in his back end for three days. A school principal says she has been forced to resign from a Tallahassee school after parents complained about her 'pornographic' art lesson. Starbucks’ new CEO, Laxman Narasi...

MIT tested 1,000 Oreo cookies to crack the mystery of the best way to eat one…. THEY GET PAID FOR THIS!! Tourist survives bungee jump fall in Thailand after cord snaps. A man got a glass stuck in his back end for three days. A school principal says she has been forced to resign from a Tallahassee school after parents complained about her 'pornographic' art lesson. Starbucks’ new CEO, Laxman Narasi...

MIT tested 1,000 Oreo cookies to crack the mystery of the best way to eat one…. THEY GET PAID FOR THIS!! Tourist survives bungee jump fall in Thailand after cord snaps. A man got a glass stuck in his back end for three days. A school principal says she has been forced to resign from a Tallahassee school after parents complained about her 'pornographic' art lesson. Starbucks’ new CEO, Laxman Narasi...

How do you know if you are drinking too much coffee? I give you the hard to swallow numbers. A guy in Japan did an unspeakable thing to someone's bicycle seat. If I say anymore, it will ruin the story. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT: World's longest beard reaches 8 feet, 3 inches long. The maintenance of the beard makes my skin crawl. Man visits all 12 Disney parks around the world in 12 days. I ex...

How do you know if you are drinking too much coffee? I give you the hard to swallow numbers. A guy in Japan did an unspeakable thing to someone's bicycle seat. If I say anymore, it will ruin the story. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT: World's longest beard reaches 8 feet, 3 inches long. The maintenance of the beard makes my skin crawl. Man visits all 12 Disney parks around the world in 12 days. I ex...

I vent about Colorado traffic issues and who is to blame for them. The best place to drink an Old Fashioned may be in Colorado Springs. I also discuss what I call a "culinary embarrassment" as I took my family out to lunch. Elon Musk changed the auto-reply message on Twitter's press contact email so that the sender would receive a poop emoji. I can't help but think of how funny that is....

With my wife unofficially producing this episode, I'm sure she'll be displeased with my performance. After taking my dog to the vet, I'm reminded of my friend who tried to save money by attempting to express his dog's anal glands on his own. Taking a family vacation seems like a good idea, but let's be honest, they'll usually filled with stress. My wife reminded me of the annoyance of working from...

I'm joined by the always goofy and high host of the Stoned Appetit podcast, Kip Wilson. Kip is fresh off his trip to Spain after covering their big cannabis convention - Spannabis. Who has better weed - Colorado or Spain? Plus, Kip fills us in on the best place in the Denver Metro area to grab a breakfast burrito, a sandwich, and a hoagie. Also, what are the chances Kip tries to seduce Elon Musk i...

The mail bag is wide open and I should have done a better job at filtering. We got some crazy topics today! Do you split the check on a first date? Do you wipe front to back or back to front? If you could move your family anywhere before the impending Civil War 2 in 5-10 years, where would you go? Would you trade 2 inches of penis size for a full head of hair? What would you rather throw away: Lov...

I do a piss poor attempt at a Mark Wahlberg impression. I jinxed myself when it comes to negative comments! Elon Musk is starting his own town, and I don’t see what’s wrong with that. Ryan Renyolds just made a ton of money after Mint Mobile was purchased by T-Mobile. Sensitive people get upset with a possible Weed Bear. Where does Colorado and other states rank when it comes to surviving a Zombie...

I do a piss poor attempt at a Mark Wahlberg impression. I jinxed myself when it comes to negative comments! Elon Musk is starting his own town, and I don’t see what’s wrong with that. Ryan Renyolds just made a ton of money after Mint Mobile was purchased by T-Mobile. Sensitive people get upset with a possible Weed Bear. Where does Colorado and other states rank when it comes to surviving a Zombie...

Ciara took her husband, Russell Wilson to the Oscar's the other night. She was basically naked. Is it a big deal when celebrities like Ciara and Lizzo perform and make appearances wearing basically nothing? Cocaine Bear is a success at the movie theaters. Now, Cocaine Shark and Attack of the Meth Gator will soon take to the big screen. I think Hollywood needs to make a "Weed Bear" movie....

Colorado sports broadcasting legend, Sandy Clough came out of retirement to join Mile High Sports. A man filed a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings because boneless wing are actually made out of chicken breast. What would you do if a man slapped a piece of raw meat across your face while quoting Pink Floyd? Oh, and you were eating at a vegan restaurant. A man allegedly got a tattoo of the PornHub...

I give Ryan Renyolds and Hugh Jackman an amazing idea for their new Deadpool movie. And now I wait. Do we need daylight savings time? A study found a 24% increase in heart attacks the Monday after daylight saving time started. I explain some of the pros and cons of DST. World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is reportedly having discussions with gambling regulators in Colorado and Michigan to legaliz...

Thornton Colorado has a unique attraction - Wild turkeys! Are we as a society ready for men to wear yoga pants in public ? Cowboy DeHuff chimes in on the topic. Tom Brady shut down the people saying he's going to come back to the NFL. And I tell you why he needs to stay away from the NFL... whether we want to admit it or not, being over consumed by your career can have a negative impact on your ho...

You saw the headline, there's a lot in this episode! A bunch of listeners sent in random topics and questions, and I answered them. Dee on Twitter- Why are there so many jerks flying on planes these days? Is it just because everyone has a cell phone and can actually film these people being jerks and we just never saw them up close before? Can’t everyone just fly in peace with no leg room and cryin...

My wife wants us as a family to go to yoga classes... with goats. Wait, does that mean I need to buy yoga pants? Another passenger was urinated on while flying this past weekend. American Airlines has baned the individual from flying with them. A German ice cream parlor has cricket-flavored scoops with dried brown crickets on top. Are there places in Colorado that sell weird / obscure food that I...

Huge listener interaction in this episode. I explain how to survive a Brown / Grizzly / Black bear attack. And what would happen if Kip Wilson and I ran into a bear? Thanks to the National Park Service for some great tips. If there was a cage match with all of my personalities…who would win and why? Well, the battle between Connery, Cowboy, Aussie, Frenchy, Mama, Rich Russian, Metrosexual, Preache...

Huge listener interaction in this episode. I explain how to survive a Brown / Grizzly / Black bear attack. And what would happen if Kip Wilson and I ran into a bear? Thanks to the National Park Service for some great tips. If there was a cage match with all of my personalities…who would win and why? Well, the battle between Connery, Cowboy, Aussie, Frenchy, Mama, Rich Russian, Metrosexual, Preache...

I broke my toe and now I'm officially a big hot mess. Sorry, ladies, I'm taken. Did grocery stores selling full strength beer cause major problems for Colorado liquor stores? Colorado State University has the answer we've been waiting for. And as of March 1, 2023, wine can be sold in Colorado grocery stores. What impact will that have? Professor Ronald Mallet says he has figured out how to time tr...