DeHuff Uncensored

With my wife unofficially producing this episode, I'm sure she'll be displeased with my performance. After taking my dog to the vet, I'm reminded of my friend who tried to save money by attempting to express his dog's anal glands on his own. Taking a family vacation seems like a good idea, but let's be honest, they'll usually filled with stress. My wife reminded me of the annoyance of working from...

I'm joined by the always goofy and high host of the Stoned Appetit podcast, Kip Wilson. Kip is fresh off his trip to Spain after covering their big cannabis convention - Spannabis. Who has better weed - Colorado or Spain? Plus, Kip fills us in on the best place in the Denver Metro area to grab a breakfast burrito, a sandwich, and a hoagie. Also, what are the chances Kip tries to seduce Elon Musk i...

The mail bag is wide open and I should have done a better job at filtering. We got some crazy topics today! Do you split the check on a first date? Do you wipe front to back or back to front? If you could move your family anywhere before the impending Civil War 2 in 5-10 years, where would you go? Would you trade 2 inches of penis size for a full head of hair? What would you rather throw away: Lov...

I do a piss poor attempt at a Mark Wahlberg impression. I jinxed myself when it comes to negative comments! Elon Musk is starting his own town, and I don’t see what’s wrong with that. Ryan Renyolds just made a ton of money after Mint Mobile was purchased by T-Mobile. Sensitive people get upset with a possible Weed Bear. Where does Colorado and other states rank when it comes to surviving a Zombie...

I do a piss poor attempt at a Mark Wahlberg impression. I jinxed myself when it comes to negative comments! Elon Musk is starting his own town, and I don’t see what’s wrong with that. Ryan Renyolds just made a ton of money after Mint Mobile was purchased by T-Mobile. Sensitive people get upset with a possible Weed Bear. Where does Colorado and other states rank when it comes to surviving a Zombie...

Ciara took her husband, Russell Wilson to the Oscar's the other night. She was basically naked. Is it a big deal when celebrities like Ciara and Lizzo perform and make appearances wearing basically nothing? Cocaine Bear is a success at the movie theaters. Now, Cocaine Shark and Attack of the Meth Gator will soon take to the big screen. I think Hollywood needs to make a "Weed Bear" movie....

Colorado sports broadcasting legend, Sandy Clough came out of retirement to join Mile High Sports. A man filed a lawsuit against Buffalo Wild Wings because boneless wing are actually made out of chicken breast. What would you do if a man slapped a piece of raw meat across your face while quoting Pink Floyd? Oh, and you were eating at a vegan restaurant. A man allegedly got a tattoo of the PornHub...

I give Ryan Renyolds and Hugh Jackman an amazing idea for their new Deadpool movie. And now I wait. Do we need daylight savings time? A study found a 24% increase in heart attacks the Monday after daylight saving time started. I explain some of the pros and cons of DST. World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE) is reportedly having discussions with gambling regulators in Colorado and Michigan to legaliz...

Thornton Colorado has a unique attraction - Wild turkeys! Are we as a society ready for men to wear yoga pants in public ? Cowboy DeHuff chimes in on the topic. Tom Brady shut down the people saying he's going to come back to the NFL. And I tell you why he needs to stay away from the NFL... whether we want to admit it or not, being over consumed by your career can have a negative impact on your ho...

You saw the headline, there's a lot in this episode! A bunch of listeners sent in random topics and questions, and I answered them. Dee on Twitter- Why are there so many jerks flying on planes these days? Is it just because everyone has a cell phone and can actually film these people being jerks and we just never saw them up close before? Can’t everyone just fly in peace with no leg room and cryin...

My wife wants us as a family to go to yoga classes... with goats. Wait, does that mean I need to buy yoga pants? Another passenger was urinated on while flying this past weekend. American Airlines has baned the individual from flying with them. A German ice cream parlor has cricket-flavored scoops with dried brown crickets on top. Are there places in Colorado that sell weird / obscure food that I...

Huge listener interaction in this episode. I explain how to survive a Brown / Grizzly / Black bear attack. And what would happen if Kip Wilson and I ran into a bear? Thanks to the National Park Service for some great tips. If there was a cage match with all of my personalities…who would win and why? Well, the battle between Connery, Cowboy, Aussie, Frenchy, Mama, Rich Russian, Metrosexual, Preache...

Huge listener interaction in this episode. I explain how to survive a Brown / Grizzly / Black bear attack. And what would happen if Kip Wilson and I ran into a bear? Thanks to the National Park Service for some great tips. If there was a cage match with all of my personalities…who would win and why? Well, the battle between Connery, Cowboy, Aussie, Frenchy, Mama, Rich Russian, Metrosexual, Preache...

I broke my toe and now I'm officially a big hot mess. Sorry, ladies, I'm taken. Did grocery stores selling full strength beer cause major problems for Colorado liquor stores? Colorado State University has the answer we've been waiting for. And as of March 1, 2023, wine can be sold in Colorado grocery stores. What impact will that have? Professor Ronald Mallet says he has figured out how to time tr...

There's a rumor going around that Tom Brady is delaying his start with FOX Sports because he wants to do stand up comedy. True or false, it's still funny. A Chick-fil-A has banned children under 16 without adult due to some kids being complete jerks. A woman tried to run her boyfriend over after he ate one of her chips. And they're still together. I love chips, but that is crazy!! Mcdonald's custo...

A company in China developed a device so you can kiss / makeout with someone via the internet. Connery DeHuff explains how this will evolve. Why use toilet paper when you can use an old pair of pajamas? That's what one "low waste" family does. But are they being disgusting or are people who judge them overthinking it? Cocaine Bear is already being called 'one of the best movies of the ye...

This week is the three year anniversary of Mark Schlereth body slamming me and breaking my ribs. The Denver Broncos hired their former head coach, Vance Joseph as their new defensive coordinator. But is it a move that sends the team in the right direction? A study has revealed how drinking Coca-Cola and Pepsi can lead to larger testicles and higher testosterone levels. I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT I...

Back in 2007, a woman named Karen Green received an iPhone as a gift from her friends. She never opened the package - Fast-forward to this past weekend, and Karen sold the vintage iPhone for $63k. Spain ordered new trains for a specific part of the country. The only issue was that the trains were too big due to the tunnels being too small. Starbucks is debuting a range of olive oil-infused drinks...

I'm a giant baby and I hurt myself installing a ceiling fan. Facebook / Meta / Mark Zuckerberg is doing what Twitter / Elon Musk is doing, by charging for security and a blue check-mark. Sperm 'extraction machine' was invented for men who are too embarrassed to masturbate in hospitals. I share some of my extraction stories. DK Metcalf is drug tested after the NFL saw his viral video. Chelsea Handl...

My wife, Brandy, joined me for this episode. There's a conspiracy theory that China already has a Jurassic Park type of area. A woman accidentally breaks $42K balloon dog sculpture at Florida art fair. U.S. ends the search for 2 of the UFOs they shot down, and the potential reason is hilarious and annoying. The positives of social media. Plus, does your family have a puke bucket / bowl? How about...

My wife, Brandy, joined me for this episode. There's a conspiracy theory that China already has a Jurassic Park type of area. A woman accidentally breaks $42K balloon dog sculpture at Florida art fair. U.S. ends the search for 2 of the UFOs they shot down, and the potential reason is hilarious and annoying. The positives of social media. Plus, does your family have a puke bucket / bowl? How about...

As Easter is around the corner, Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps. Yeah, they're coming out with a drink that combines the two products. I give new podcasters some tips for a great episode. Former Denver mayor, Wellington Webb, calls for an investigation into the Comcast-Altitude TV blackout. Deion Sanders Jr. was having some car trouble as he was traveling in a snow storm in Boulder, Colorado. His r...

As Easter is around the corner, Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps. Yeah, they're coming out with a drink that combines the two products. I give new podcasters some tips for a great episode. Former Denver mayor, Wellington Webb, calls for an investigation into the Comcast-Altitude TV blackout. Deion Sanders Jr. was having some car trouble as he was traveling in a snow storm in Boulder, Colorado. His r...

As Easter is around the corner, Pepsi is teaming up with Peeps. Yeah, they're coming out with a drink that combines the two products. I give new podcasters some tips for a great episode. Former Denver mayor, Wellington Webb, calls for an investigation into the Comcast-Altitude TV blackout. Deion Sanders Jr. was having some car trouble as he was traveling in a snow storm in Boulder, Colorado. His r...

We're all getting screwed over by energy companies. But it doesn't help when your kids leave ALL the lights on in the house! Naked and Afraid contestant got badly burned after a hot coal from a fire landed on his penis. An idiot tried to steal $38,000 worth of Cadbury Cream Eggs and other assorted chocolates. What's the best way to escape prison? Not dressing up as a sheep. Raiders owner, Mark Dav...