Definitely Not Experts

Hello again Sluts! Were back! Winterpocalypse 2021 sucked some big nuts. But boy does it feel good to be back. We have a longer episode for yall this week due to lost time. And we hope yall enjoy every moment of the Friday vibes with the boys. We go in deep on all kinds of topics this week including our experience with the winter storm, people getting doxxed on facebook, movie reactions, some of t...

Hello Sluts! Were back! Again! We let this weeks episodes go on a bit longer due to the missed week caused by the snow storm here in Texas. But we couldnt be happier to be back with yall! This week we have some catching up to do. SO we get into the Lebron's latest milestone along with the rest of the Lakers, Dame's lack of faith in the Jazz, Embiid dropping a 50 piece, the Mavs trying to no longer...

*Sharp Inhale.. FRIDAY V I B E S ! Hello Sluts! And welcome back to your weekly broadcast of dumb and dumber talking about thing and dumber thing. This week we talk about things and watch videos. There are tigers, broken legs, and a discussion about plowing a girl so hard her makeup comes off. Enjoy! *Clanks         *Big Clanks

The Sports Show is back! And we missed yall. Thank you for putting up with a very intoxicated Heston last week that prevented us from getting the episode recorded. But although still intoxicated, hes less so this week so we could get this episode rolled out to you all. This week we continue to discuss the NBA and some of the stories developing around the league, we get an update on the fighting wo...

Hello! Were Back! Sorry about the lack of a sports show this week. But to make up for it, this episode is almost two and half hours! We hope you enjoy. Heston goes 12 shots deep this week to make up for the sober show last week. This is why there was no sports show. Sit back and relax. Go ahead and feel those Friday vibes, clank with us, and let us take you for one hell of a ride. Much love. *Clan...

Hello hello! Its Friday again! Give us some clanks and Friday vibes. No matter when you hear this. This episode we discuss a woman whos breast implant deflected a bullet, a car thief who scolds a mom about leaving her son in the car, and people who are switching to reusable toilet paper. We give a shoutout to a couple of fans from the area, Heston watches the Godzilla Vs Kong trailer live on the s...

A much less enthusiastic hello this week. The Packers lost this past Sunday due to a SUSS officiating performance. We do go into that. But before we do, we cover Kyries return, the Knicks not being bad, James Harden body transformation, and UFC 257. Other than Packers talk, we also discuss QB movement in the upcoming offseason, coaching hires, and the state of the Deshaun Watson situation in Houst...

Hello! And welcome back to another ELECTRIC episode of our Definitely Not Handsome show! We are happy to welcome Dame back to the show this week and hope you enjoy what we've got lined up for you. We start things off with a fitness update and story from Heston. Move on to an absolutely wild **** list and Bicc Boi shoutouts. Then we discuss how we would react to finding a homeless man in our home a...

Hello hello to all the peeps! Dame is back at the table and full of all the feelings. We discuss the James Harden Trade and the ramifications following. We discuss whether Kyrie is still relevant or not. We discuss the spurs and the playoff picture for the NBA after the Harden trade. The UFC is no longer testing for weed which is dope. And we have the McGregor fight this weekend. The hype is real....

Welcome to the Show! Lets get those Friday Vibes. Mario fills in for a sick Damien this week so we hope you enjoy his present and input on the show. This week we have TokTalks #2, Heston crucifies Papa Johns, the boys share stories about times that they almost died and Heston shares how he almost killed his sister. Then they dive into new biological self healing robots and the concept of alien spa...

Hello hello! Were back again with another HUMP DAY sports show. Damien is out this week due to the fact that he is evacuating fluids from his front and his back. SO, filling in for him today is our good buddy Mario! We hope that you enjoy his takes and input on the show and look forward to more visits from him in the future. This week we go deep into the NBA. Talk a lot of spurs basketball and dis...

Hello hello! This is our first DNH show of the year! We dive into topics including a guy stopping a child abduction and what we think happens to babies when they get taken, we talk about a girl who faked having cancer, a new development regarding the government admitting that aliens are real, Heston tells a story about a time he pooped himself in front of his mom. Then we talk about The Mandaloria...

Welcome to the first sports show of the year! Heston is a bit under the weather, but hes here anyways to make the show happen. There isnt much going on in the NBA right now. So we mainly discuss the state of the NFL right now and how we think the playoffs are going to go. We also talk about Aaron Rodgers getting his 3rd MVP, the controversial Eagles finale, the Steelers rocky ending of the season,...

Happy New Year everybody! Go ahead and have a drink with us. Were dropping this episode early just so we can have a proper clank together to celebrate the end of 2020. This episode is full of great conversation including our Christmas recap, Heston's recent interaction with the police, the wildest place both of us have gotten laid, a doctors PSA in regards to sex roulette parties, the calmest conf...

Hello hello! Welcome to the last sports show of the year! Let this be our early Happy New Year to you guys. On this beautiful hump we cover the state of the NBA, the Spurs Fast 3, the Clippers historic flop, what we would do if we got paid like NBA stars. and the Bronny/Larsen Drama. Then we discuss the Browns loss to the Jets. JJs statement about the state of the Texans, Haskins getting released,...

Whether you're stuck at work, visiting family, or at home vibing on your own. Were happy to be apart of your holiday and hope that we can make it a little bit better. Today we go in on a story involving a guy whose parents destroyed over 25000 dollars worth of porn magazines and sex toys, the best gifts we've ever given and received, a runner up to the "Larry" award, and our Christmas movie tier l...

Hello hello and a early Merry Christmas Eve to you all! THE JETS WON A GOD DAMN GAME! We've got a great episode for you guys today. We go into topics including the NBA season starting up, James harden getting traded for Jamal Murray and Michael Porter Jr., and the NBA not being in a bubble. Then we drop Breaking News that Jon Jones will be coming back to the UFC to fight Israel Adesanya, the Canel...

We dive scrote deep in the differences in Heston and Damien driving. Then talk about Loser Larry trying ruin Texas. We then move on to Disney busting the fattest of loads of content known to man, our Serial Killer Chick list shout outs, and how we hate the movie Elf. Happy New Years Eve to all of you and well be seeing you again on Christmas Day! Much Love. 

H U M P D A Y ! This week we dive in on the NBA Preseason, new and returning faces to the NBA, and where Harden and Giannis will eventually end up. Dame catches up on the boxing world. Then we wrap up with the NFL. Starting with Ron Riveras Cancer Diet, how much Matt Ryan sucks, where we think some big name QBs will be headed next year including Dak and Wentz, and whether or not the Steelers suck....

This week is a wild ride! The camera died with 15 minutes left for our video so we apologize for that. Anyways! We start things off right with discussing what it would be like to have a 14 inch penis. And what the life is like for the one man on the world who does. Then we plan to steal his penis once he dies because he is donating it to a penis museum. Then Dame goes into detail on his wonderful...

Hello Hello! We are happy to announce that this episode and all future episodes will be available with video on our YouTube channel at Definitely Not Experts. Feel free to check that out if you'd like to see our not so beautiful faces!  Today the boys get into the Lakers transactions, Harden holding out, and Zion coming back with no restrictions. They dive deep into the Mayweather V Logan Pau...

This week the boys dive in on topics including Naval Stones, Vampires V Werewolves, and Japanese Farming Anti-Bear Wolf Robots. Dame is very unhappy about the Naval Stones and also goes into detail about his first experience with using a Bidet on his recent trip to Oklahoma. 

They boys start off with maybe their longest intro yet. The boys go into their Thanksgivings and their weight gain. Then dive into the little NBA news available before recapping the Mike Tyson Roy Jones fight. Which leads to Heston going in about not being fat, not being lazy, and how there is enough money for everyone to be successful. The boys wrap up with NFL talk that includes whether they thi...

Happy Thanksgiving everyone! We hope that you enjoy your long weekend. And for those who have had to work. Allow us to take you into the weekend right. We dive into topics including which mythical creatures they would smash, deep fakes, casting inconvenient spells on people, a heart attack gun, where black holes go, and Elon musk using a gene editing tool to create his own super hero school. Again...

Hello Hello everybody! And Happy Thanksgiving! We hope that yall enjoy your time off, with family, and even a great day at work if that happens to be where you are. We love you guys and hope yall enjoy the episode. Much love.