Definitely Not Experts

Hello Hello! Happy Thanksgiving! Its Friday! We apologize for the late upload. But its not too late to let us take you into one hell of a weekend! We start things off with the first week Heston doesnt have anything on his shit list and Dame has someone on his! Then the boys dive into topics including whats on their Thanksgiving plates, what earth element they would want to control, what they would...

The Sports Show is BACK! The boys missed you guys after not being able to record last week (thank you throwing up drunk Heston). But Heston is considerably lest turnt and they ready to knock out another great episode for you guys! This weeks episode goes into detail about the recently opened trading timeframe in the NBA, they break news on James Hardens status in Houston, address a disgruntled lis...

Heston is not sick anymore and came back a little too hard this episode. So much so the boys couldnt even record the sports show. This is the first full video episode available on YouTube. This weeks episode includes the boys diving into Heston getting pooped on by a bird, the Amber Heard situation, what kind of dates theyd like to be taken on, clearing brain capacity, and daylight savings. 

Its Friday homies and honeys! Join the bois in topics including what animals theyd be down to smash, how bad post apocalyptical punani would be, what makes or breaks a first date, the new Power Rangers reboot and their childhood Power Rangers crushes, and a sexually motivated anti super hero that only saves people for sexual favors. 

The boys go in the few moves in the NBA and a new Trade rumor involving the Lakers and the Spurs. They then dive into the fighting world discussing the Davis V Santa Cruz knockout, Kabib becoming the all time P4P leader, and allegations against Tyson Fury indicating that he cheated in his last fight with Deonte Wilder. They wrap things up with talking NFL including the Steelers 7 game win streak,...

Buckle up for one hell of an episode. The boys welcome Cody back and have some things they need to get to the bottom of. They get into the most heated conversation the show has had about whether you should rerack your weights in the correct spot when they were misplaced to begin with. This convo goes on for far too long. But they boys eventually move on to topics including clouds and weather being...

The boys welcome their guest Cody back to the show and immediately go straight into NFL talk. Covering topics including Antonio Brown and Dez Bryant's reintroduction to the league along with their new homes, whether the Saints would be willing to part ways with Michael Thomas or Drew Brees, who the best QB/WR combos were, and if Big Ben or King Henry could win MVP. They wrap up with NBA offseason...

The Boys dive into topics including 4G on the Moon and why the moon needs internet. They discuss what the first thing would look up if they got a phone from the future. They discuss what they think would be the best part of a person to eat (other than ass) and if they would eat brains if they could obtain the memories of the person after. Then they wrap up with pondering who they would fight to th...

This weeks episode includes the boys diving into the remnants of the NBA season. Talks of moves that have already been made and trade rumors. The next season starts in January. So things will be moving fast into the next season. They discuss the Lomachenko fight. Then finish up with where QBs could get moved around in the NFL, if Kaep will ever come back, if Matt Ryan will get traded, the Texans g...

The boys start things off on a wild note with discussing Lady Gaga getting intentionally puked on and how this conversation led to golden showers. They boys give their opinions on each and ponder how they would feel if they were apart of each of those situations. They move on to the rest of the show with some movie talk involving the new Spider Man and Resident Evil, space talk with proof of a dea...

Dame is in a particularly great mood this week. His eyes are feeling better and the Lakers just got the ship. The boys start things off with discussing the end of the NBA season and very quickly get sidetracked into the poor management of Covid by the NFL. Followed by talking about the NFL changing the playoff structure, head coach firings, and how Dame believes that the Packers success has been b...

The boys dive into all kinds of stuff this week. Topics include Sweden trying to make Incest and Necrophilia legal, if they would rather have a pause of rewind button on life, private movie theaters in the French Catacombs, and an idea for Gordan Ramseys latest cooking show that has to do with the fact that he has a black belt in Karate. 

The boys start things off with all things NBA. Detailing the Finals series, the Heat getting their first win, Lebron walking off early, and potential trade opportunities coming up. They Discuss McGregor getting the fight against Poirier and Jon Jones coming for Adesanya for his belt. They wrap things up with all things NFL. Including Bill O Brien getting fired, the Dallas Cowboys, the tank for Tre...

The Boys start things off with Hestons review of McDonalds spicy nuggets. They then move on to movie and show recommendation and Heston talks about his first experience with an abdominal Charlie horse. (Yes its as bad as it sounds). They discuss the reality and future of sex robots, the Nicolas Cage Joe Exotic TV show, and whether they prefer a full tank of gas or a full fridge. They discuss sleep...

The boys have their first guests! Cody and Isaiah join them in discussing the NBA Finals, compare Kawhis success compared to Lebrons success, and ponder where Doc Rivers will end up. Cody gives us a recap on UFC 253 and how he felt about the fights. They discuss Connor McGregor getting ready to box Pacquiao and Mike Tysons return to the ring. They dive in on undefeated NFL teams, completely defeat...

Heston starts off with giving Dame a big shoutout by calling this ahead of time. After talking about it for weeks now, California is working on passing a law that lowers punishment for sexual relations with minors. They obviously have some serious opinions about it. They discuss how going to prison is very similar to going into a coma. They talk about Kim Jong-un and whether they support public ex...

The boys discuss Giannis officially getting the MVP award and how they felt about Lebron only getting 16 total votes. They discuss whether the Heat are for real or not and if the Lakers should be afraid of them in the Finals. Dame goes in on how the NBA MVP award process should be changed. They wonder if the Clippers actually suck. They dive into what was one of the worst weekend of injuries in NF...

The Boys start off with talking having asthma growing up and why you shouldnt be an organ donor. They then discuss what kind of animals they could beat in a tug of war and in a straight up fight. They compare Powerade to Gatorade and what flavors they like the most. They get into what their favorite type of sleep is and wrap up with discussing that Joe Rogan wants to moderate a presidential debate...

The boys start things off by getting the day of the week wrong for the second week in a row. They jump into the last games leading up to the NBA conference finals, they go into detail about the Danuel House scandal, and talk about the first fan to be ejected from a game in the bubble. They find out how they did on their NFL week 1 picks, recap week 1, and wrap things up with their week 2 picks. 

The boys talk about how bananas it is that Carole Baskin is on dancing with the stars. Then they discuss what they would do with the ability to teleport once in their life. They take a trip down memory lane and discuss Christmas growing up and what Dame does with his kids for the holidays. They talk about pimple popping videos. And wrap up with revealing their deepest irrational fears. 

The boys got their first sponsor! They discuss the game 7s in the NBA playoffs, the bucks almost get swept, and whether the Lakers are in trouble. NFL rosters have officially cut down to their 53 man rosters. They dive into cuts and notable additions. Antonio Browns sex tape was leaked. Then they wrap up with a talk about some unknown sports that should get some more love and talk about sports the...

The boys explain why Nestle is a scumbag company. Discuss the coin shortage and mailing issues. Damien goes into detail about his new experience on Tinder. They discuss reincarnation and the possibility of meeting another version of yourself. Then wrap up with Lucid dreaming, whether Adam and Eve were aliens, and past civilizations. 

The boys remember Chadwick Boseman and Kobe. Discuss what they think will happen to Black Panther. Also diving into the continuation of the NBA playoffs with a reflection of round 1 and predictions for round 2. They come to the conclusion that Marcus Morris is a scumbag, the NFL mishandling covid tests, and a possible NFL boycott as well. 

The boys discuss the monstrosity that is the Netflix documentary Cuties, reveal the most embarrassing moments of their lives, ponder about what life would be like if they never used the bathroom again, and discuss if they would ever download their consciousness or become a cyborg. Buckle up, this is a good one. 

The boys recap UFC 252, discuss where we are in the NBA playoffs, and dive into the changes the NFL has made to the front office and structure of the NFL officiating crew.