Definitely Not Experts

Welcome back to another wonderful episode of Definitely Off Topic! Were happy that you're choosing to join us today. And if you just found us. Maybe stick around for a bit. You just might have yourself a good time. This week we check out a sick tinder profile, meet a girl whos just horny, talk about Greg Abbott and Jake Paul shenanigans, smack some movie trailer, learn about a bear who went to pri...

Hello and welcome back to another spectacular episode of Football guy and basketball guy watch UFC videos. This week Heston's girlfriend Paige joins us and we hope you enjoy. Join us in turning our collective brains off while we discuss the NBA play in, Round 1 of the play offs, watch some CRAZY NHL clips, catch a couple fights, and end with a wild Tim Tebow conversation. Check us out on YouTube f...

Hello and welcome! Buckle up. Because weve got some banger topics this week! We talk about dead babies for the second week in a row, we learn about how rona is causing erectile disfunction, we talk about fast food service experiences, ANOTHER tiger got loose in Houston, and then Damien gets really upset at another wonderful episode of TokTalks. We just hit our 50k view milestone for the show and w...

Hello and welcome! Thank you for checkin out this weeks sports show! This week we watch the 2021 NBA Hall of Fame Inductee Speeches, check out a couple knockouts that happened at UFC 262, and discuss Tim Tebow and Deshaun Watson! We hope you enjoy. Were well on our way to 300 subs on YouTube! So you'd like to support us we would appreciate it if you subscribed to us there. We've already met our 25...

Hello and welcome again. Its that day of the week. Friday! And what better way to spend your day than here. With us! Your friendly neighborhood dummies. We welcome you to join us for a Dark Knight length episode! We go off the rails this week with our first creator guests. Madison and Christian of MAC React YouTube channel join us this week in discussing drug smuggling, permit less conceal carry i...

Hello and welcome to ep 39 of Definitely Not Experts. This week we have both halves of the Mac React YouTube channel Madison and Christian joining us this week. Join us turning our brains off, raising our glasses high, and keeping our expectations low. This week we get an update on the Lakers after AD suffers yet another injury and LeBron discusses his health as the Lakers fall to the 7 seed. We t...

Hello! And Welcome! To your weekly programming of dummies and friends. We would like to wish you an early Happy Mothers Day and hope that if you're listening around that time. That we bring you a little bit of joy around the holiday. We've got a great episode for you guys this week including conversations about how Dame used to be homeless, Heston's recent experience with unplanned public nudity,...

Hello! And welcome back to the greatest show on earth! Keep your glasses high and your expectations low! We've got 68 minutes of sports talk for you this week so we invite you to shut your brain off with us for exactly that long. We've got some great fight reactions, the NFL draft, and Aaron Rodgers drama and hope you enjoy. Much love. And keep those Friday Vibes. Always, *Clanks. 

Hello Hello! Its Friday and were excited to bring another episode Definitely Off Topic! We welcome Richard to the show this week and we all have the pleasure of diving into our review of Mortal Kombat, discuss Derek Chauvin's conviction, make a couple shoutouts, watch some movie trailers, and react to some internet videos. So turn your brains OFF, raise your glasses HIGH, and keep those Friday vib...

Were back again! Turn your brains OFF and raise your glasses HIGH. Weve got Richard joining us this week and were talking about the Nets, whether Steve Nash was qualified when he got hired, LeBron James' oopsie, live react to UFC 261, and watch Gronk break a world record. Yall are the best damn fanbase on the best damn planet. Much love. And keep those Friday vibes. Always. *Clanks. 

Hello Sluts! And welcome back to weekly programming of dummies with friends. Join us in turning our brains off for the next 107 minutes while we talk about some wack stuff the government is up to, Heston telling a great story about a birthday he went to this week, and check out our latest iteration of TokTalks! We appreciate the continued support and if you havent caught us eating the worlds hotte...

Hello again! We join yall this week as new men. Men who have grown. Men who have eaten the worlds hottest chip. It sucked. But we were happy to do it for you guys! If you wanna see us take the challenge. Check us out on YouTube! And maybe even subscribe if you already listen. We welcome you to join us for 117 minutes of sports entertainment. We welcome Peanut and Mario to the show to discuss Injur...

Hello again! Ya favorite dummies are back with another banger episode this week. We welcome a friend of the show Justin and all of you to join us in turning our brains off for the next 88 minutes while we attempt to talk about Cops, Hestons terrible gym experience, and discuss a bakery robot detecting cancer in people. We appreciate the continued support and hope you not only enjoy the episode. Bu...

Holla at ya bois! Hello to all you beautiful people! Welcome to the dumbest show on the internet ran by two people who dont know anything about nothin! Go ahead and turn your brain off with us for the next 76 minutes while we talk about Paul Pierce, UFC Fight Night, and get an update on Deshaun Watson! Much love and its always Friday Vibes when were hangin out. *Clanks. 

Hello again! Were back with another episode thats way too long! But thats what happens when youre having a good time. So we invite you to turn your brains off with us for 136 minutes while we send you into an electric weekend. Hestons little sister joins us this week and we had a blast. Listen to us babble about Mullets being banned, Dragon Ball Z getting cancelled, Lil Nas X, we watch the best mo...

Damn Daniel! Back at it again with another Definitely Not Experts Sports Show! We invite all of you to turn your brains off with us for 65 minutes while we discuss some of whats going on in the sports world! We get a live reaction to the Space Jam 2 Trailer, discuss LeBron recruiting Steph curry to form another super team, and get ANOTHER Deshaun Watson update! Grab yourself a glass and fill it wi...

Hello! This episode for beautiful people only. So if you're able to hear it... h e y t h e r e :) We welcome our first guest and signature on our wall of clanks, Mario! This episode is way too long and I would invite yall to turn your brains off with this us. But if you listen, you wont have a choice this week. We have reached 100 subs on YouTube and will be eating the worlds hottest chip tomorrow...

Hello to the Sluts, the scumbags, the dearly beloved, the gamer girls, the gym bros, annnnnnnnd ALL 100 OF OUR SUBSCRIBERS ON YOUTUBE! We made it guys. We will be eating the worlds hottest chip this weekend and the video will be posted soon after. If youd like to see us suffer for your entertainment just find and sub to us on youtube at Definitely Not Experts! Anyways, yall are here for the sports...

Hello! To all the people. The OGs and the New-Bees. Buckle up for this one. S*** gets weird this week. So go ahead and grab that glass, go ahead and light that dank, and go ahead and join us in turning our brains off for the next 92 minutes. I dont know how else to sum up this weeks episode in a way that the title already does. Were rapidly approaching 100 subs on YouTube and will soon have the wo...

Waddap you thicc bois and gamer girls! Were back this week with another (sharp inhale) BANGER! Were stoked for you to join us in shutting our brains off for the next 90 minutes! Raise you cups and join us for the *clanks and Friday vibes! We get an update on Lebron and the Lakers, have a new entry for dunk of the year, get an inside look at the NCAA weight room controversy, discuss the recently an...

Hello to the Slut! To the Scumbags! To the Gym Bros! To the Gamer Girls! And our Dearly Beloved! Join us, not only for the *clanks. But also in turning our brains off for 133 minutes. We've got a long one this week and we can definitely say that this episode was one of our most favorite we've recorded to date. We seriously hope you enjoy and appreciate the continued support. Were eating the worlds...

Hello Sluts, Scumbags, and our Dearly Beloveds! Weve got another great episode locked and loaded for yall today. Join us in turning our brains off for 101 minutes together and talk about all star weekend, NFL free agency, and a little UFC talk. Check us out on youtube at Definitely Not Experts and subscribe if youd like to see us eat the worlds hottest chip! Much love and always keep those Friday...

Hello to the sluts and the dearly beloved! Welcome back to another f r i d a y v i b e s episode! Were we are definitely not handsome and dont act like it! We missed you guys and are STOKED for a great episode today. This is a long one to go ahead and join us in turning our brains off for 110 minutes while we Cancel cancel culture, watch some videos, and talk some smack. Much love. *Clanks 

Hello to the Sluts and our Dearly Beloved! It a pleasure to be back with you all. We hope youre ready to buckle up for a loaded episode this week. We start things off with the energy right away. Join us in turning our brains off for 97 minutes and let us give you some much needed energy to get thru the rest of your day and week. Much love. And remember, once we get to 100 subs on youtube we will b...

Hello Sluts and our Dearly Beloved! Were back this week with another great episode for you. Kick back and turn your brains off with us for 90 minutes while the boys take a DEEP dive into the NFL and then wrap up with some NBA Talk. Much love. *Clanks.