Definitely Not Experts

Were back for real this time baby! Shouts out to our new editor Matty Ice for making it all possible. Weve got Usman, Canelo, Henry Ruggs, and Aaron Rodgers this week. Tune in, kick back, and get lit. 

Hello! And Welcome! To another episode. Join us for a drank and some good times. Much love. 

Hello! And Welcome! To Open Bar Podcast. We are excited to be joining Open Bar Podcast for one hell of an episode. Grab yourself a glass, fill it with whatever makes you happy, and join us in subscribing to Open Bar Podcast on Youtube AND having a good time. Much love and get laid! 

We just might be back on schedule people. Stay tuned to find out. This week we go off topic. A lot. And we hope that you enjoy that. Did I mention this is a sports show? Anyways. Join us in catching up with the NFL, get excited for the NBA season opener, and talk about death. Check us out on youtube too btw! We have new angles for the show and it looks great. But would be better if yall were there...

Hello and welcome back! Join us as we get tiggered by topics including semen terrorism and cutting our dicks off! Grab that glass, fill it high, and go on and get a sip with boys. Hell yeah hell yeah. 

This is a late upload but it covers a recap for week 1 of the NFL among other sports news. Well recap weeks 2 and 3 on our next episode. 

Weve got a longer come back episode this time around filled with wild topics. We hope you enjoy and apologize for the late uploads. But were almost back on schedule. Much love and get laid. 

Were back! Hello and welcome again! Heston got Ligma 19. Thats why weve been gone. We know were a tiny bit behind. But well catch up next week. But until then. Kick back, relax, and join the boys again for another great episode. 

Hi! We missed a week (Heston missed a week) and were happy to be back! Enjoy this sports show that the UFC blocked! Much love and get fucked. 

Hi! This episode has been done for a couple days. But Heston is a piece of shit. lol Enjoy this more comprehensible high Heston episode. Much love and get laid. 

Hello! And Welcome! Its hump day. Join us in finding out why Tyson Fury is a b****, we recap UFC Fight Night, and Learn about a plethora of leg injuries including Kawhi Leonard and Conor McGregor. Find us on YouTube and subscribe if youd like to support us. We have full episodes and clipped conversations there! Much love and keep those Friday vibes! *CLANKS! 

Hello and welcome to McDonalds! Where the "ahhhhs" are fresh and the "mmmmms" are never frozen. Weve got some great videos this week. Women lose a couple points, Heston doesnt have cancer, and we lose our privilege's to beat off in the school toilet. We hope you enjoy and invite yall to join us on YouTube for full episodes and clipped conversations! Much love and get laid this weekend. *Clanks!&nb...

Hello! And welcome! We invite you to get knocked out with us repeatedly as we kick the show off with a bang and dive deep into UFC 264! We've got accusations against Tyson Fury, Conor breaks his leg, and NFL players out here acting up bad. We hope you enjoy and invite yall to join us on YouTube for full episodes and clipped conversations! Much love and keep those Friday Vibes! *Clanks!

Hello and welcome back! Go ahead and whip yourself, watch some movie trailers, and take down a child s** doll ring with us! Check us out on YouTube for full episodes and clipped conversations. Were on our way to 500 subs so we would appreciate the support. Much love and get laid this weekend. *CLANKS! 

Hello again! And welcome back! This week we dive into a few throwback boxing matches, discuss the NBA playoffs and make predictions for the Finals, the NFL sends out HELLA fines this week, and the Olympics hates black athletes. We hope you enjoy the show and invite you to join us on YouTube for full episodes and clipped conversations. Were on our way to 500 subs. So if you would like to support us...

Weve got a banger for yall this week! Yall already know how it goes. Grab a glass, fill it with whatever makes you happy, and join us for one hell of a Friday! We have Open Bar Podcast joining us while we discuss getting paid to get breast implant, what we would do to pipe an alien, how we would style our ballsacks if they were on our foreheads, multiple murders, some movie trailers, and great int...

Hump! Day! We welcome you back to another PACKED sports episode. Weve got UFC Fight Night, a couple of boxing matches, we learn about the first open gay football player, and learn about all the new coaching hires in the NBA. We wrap the episode up with a new segment called Buzzer Beaters where we have one minute to discuss a number of various topics! We hope you enjoy it. And check us out on youtu...

Hello again! Its FRIDAY! Lets go! Weve got a banger of an episode for you this week. The vibe is a little weak because Dame has GOT TO GO to see his kids for fathers day. But until then we cover Colgate being savage af, Michelle poops for 26 feet accross a bowling alley, we learn about landmine clowns, and cover the Temple of Satan suing Texas. We hope you enjoy and encourage you to check us out o...

Hello! Its that time of the week again. HUMP DAYYY! And your favorite boys are back again to talk some sports with yall! This week we discuss the state of the NBA playoffs so far along with our reactions to the wild ride that was the series finale for the bucks and nets. CP3 gets cucked by the NBA. We talk a bit about Aaron Rodgers and find out why Heston has been quiet about it up until now. Then...

Welcome back! This week is going to be almost all reactions. E3 was just this past weekend and we got HELLA game trailers to watch! Were already almost out of time by the time were finished and go straight into Toktalks. So this will be a good one to catch on YouTube. But if you choose to listen we hope you still enjoy it! And we also hope yall get laid this weekend. Much love. *Clanks! 

Hello and welcome! We have an episode that is way too long. But we hope that you enjoy it anyways. We've got a great conversation surround Kristaps Porzingis and his potential beef with Luka Doncic, we discuss the news that the NFL is going to end Race Norming in the league, and have HELLA fights to react to this week including Floyd Mayweather vs Logan Paul and UFC 263. Join us for another electr...

Hello and welcome back to another wonderful episode of Definitely Off Topic. Heston's got alcohol back in his system so the energy is BACK! So we wont get cozy this week. Grab yourself a glass, fill it with whatever makes you happy, and buckle up for one hell of an episode. We start things off with a good Jerk and Suck, followed by discussions about the Boston Dynamics Humanoids, Free Guns, Banned...

Hello and welcome back! Ya boi is back to his high energy turnt self and we hope you're here for it. Get stoked and get yoked because this week we've got a packed episode for yall. We have bre- bre- bre- BREAKING news in regards to Julio getting traded, we recap round 1 of the NBA playoffs and project round 2, witness perhaps the gnarliest knockout hit of the NHL season, and wrap up with UFC fight...

Welcome back to another Friday episode! Its the Definitely Off Topic show. But this week. Its super chill. So grab yourself a blanket, some warm tea, and vibe with us for roughly 80 minutes. We've got a diverse lineup this week including, Karens, murder, video games, your dreams trying to kill you, scientific break throughs, and John Cena. We hope you enjoy and feel free to check us out on YouTube...

Hello and welcome! We are super chill this week and invite yall to join us in the chill vibes. We've got the NBA playoffs, an NHL game that went to OT, a couple of fights, and some NFL news this week. Grab yourself and drink and get cozy with us for the next 85 minutes. We hope you enjoy and appreciate the continued support. Check us out on YouTube! Much love. *Clanks.