Heston Hardee

Definitely Not Experts

Comedy EN ↓ 232 episodes

Whether its sports talk or random conversation. Definitely Not Experts will be able to provide you with hours of entertainment. Between The Sports Show and The Off Topic Show youll get the perfect mental break you need to recharge and tackle the rest of your day. Or relax and have a good laugh. Heston and Damien are building an inclusive culture and community of supportive like minded people that are looking to have fun, but get to work too. Just remember to not take anything they say too seriously because they are Definitely Not Experts.

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Heston Hardee

Episodes

DNE Ep 65: F*ck Matt Ryan and Baker Mayfield Specifically | Audio Only 05.04.2022 1:01:59

Audio only for this weeks sports show. See video on Spotify and YouTube. 

DNE Ep 65: F*ck Matt Ryan And Baker Mayfield Specifically 05.04.2022 1:02:31

Literally uploading this episode on my break. Enjoy the show!

DOT Ep 60: How Much Pain Are You Willing To Go Through For A Big Dick? | Audio Only 02.04.2022 1:09:03

Audio only for this weeks DOT episode. Check out video on spotify and youtube!! 

DOT EP 60: How Much Pain Are You Willing To Go Through For A Big Dick? 02.04.2022 1:08:38

Hey guys! As youll see about three quarters of the way through the episode. Heston apparently forgot to turn the camera on. However, we do get it turned on in time for Toktalks which is wonderful. We hope yall enjoy and we already have another episode in the pipeline to drop on Thursday this week alongside our regularly scheduled episodes. Much love and thank you for the continued support. Yall re...

DNE Ep 64: Is Paddy Pimblett the new Sean O'Malley | Audio Only 01.04.2022 1:03:25

Audio only for this weeks sports show. 

DNE EP 64: Is Paddy Pimblett The New Sean O'Malley? 01.04.2022 1:03:02

New Sports showwwwww! Lets gooooo! Much love to the homies and the honies. Youre all coco butter sluts in our hearts. And ESPN can hold these nuts for taking down the paddy fight on youtube. BUT if yall still enjoy the content we would appreciate it if yall subbed there too. It helps a lot. Enjoy the show! 

DNE Ep 63: NFL Free Agency Is Bananas! | Audio Only 22.03.2022 1:07:01

Hello! And Welcome back! New space, same bullshit. Join us in discussing NFL free agency, watch a woman dunk a basketball, and react to the heaviest boxing match in recorded history. Much love you sluts.

DNE Ep 63: NFL Free Agency Is Bananas! 22.03.2022 1:06:57

DNE Ep 62: Ms. Caitlin F****** Clark!!! 18.02.2022 1:09:14

This week onnnn... Definitely Not Experts, the boys talk about the legendary Caitlin Clark of Iowa Hawkeyes, the Barrios fight, and Super Bowl predictions. Check out our Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyNotExperts Check out Dame's Twitch channel!  https://www.twitch.tv/damedot236 Join Our Discord!  https://discord.com/invite/pxPjgQCDu8 Follow our Instagram!  https://...

DNE Ep 61: Karen Fraudgers and Douggy P 11.02.2022 1:14:57

What's up everyone! On this week's episode, the bros dive into Ngannou's future in boxing, Dwyane Wade's son, and Heston's disappointment in the Green Bay Packers. So grab your drankey drank and come hang out with us.    Check out our Patreon!  https://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyNotExperts Check out Dame's Twitch channel!  https://www.twitch.tv/damedot236  Join Our Discord!...

DNE Ep 61: Karen Fraudgers and Douggy P 10.02.2022 1:14:18

What's up everyone! On this week's episode, the bros dive into Ngannou's future in boxing, Dwyane Wade's son, and Heston's disappointment in the Green Bay Packers. So grab your drankey-drank and come hang out with us.  Check out our Patreon!   https://www.patreon.com/DefinitelyNot   Check out Dame's Twitch channel!   https://www.twitch.tv/damedot236   Join Our Discord! &nb...

DOT Ep. 59: Let's Get Deep 16.01.2022 1:36:09

Marihoe fo sho is in the studio! Join the boys as they talk about Spider-Man: No Way Home, what it's like to be a dad, and Heston's view on marriage. So pour what makes you happy, sit back, and enjoy.

DNE Ep 60: Marihoe Breaks Up a Bar Fight 14.01.2022 1:03:04

Dame's out and Marihoe fo sho is in! Join the bros as they talk about Antonio Brown's meltdown, Adam Schefter killer dance moves, and Deion Sanders hatred for phones.

DNE Ep 60: Marihoe Breaks Up a Bar Fight 14.01.2022 1:02:38

Dame's out and Marihoe fo sho is in! Join the bros as they talk about Antonio Brown's meltdown, Adam Schefter killer dance moves, and Deion Sanders hatred for phones.  

DOT Ep. 58: Let's Take a Trip to a Forbidden Island 02.01.2022 1:29:34

Hello and welcome back to Definitely Off Topic!! Today the boys are sippin their drinks while asking the important questions like how do airplanes run into each other in the sky, what would you do if your lady cheated but made hella money, and why do people travel to an island where they know they are going to die? Sit down, relax, and sip with us.

This is Definitely a Sports Show 01.01.2022 1:00:19

DNE Ep 59: The boys are finally back after a month long hiatus bringing you NFL playoff predictions, an update on the Zac Stacy arrest situation, and Jake Paul's conspiracy knock-out. Make sure to grab a drinkie drank and settle in for this roller coaster of an episode.

DOT Ep 56: Dame Is Full Of S*** 29.11.2021 1:18:48

Happy Thanksgiving to the CoCo Butter Sluts! Grab yourself a glass, fill it with whatever makes you happy, and join us for a late Friday Banger of an episode! Get laid and get paid. Hell yeah. 

DOT Ep 56: No Wait! She's A Man! 26.11.2021 1:18:22

Hello and Happy Thanksgiving! We didnt get a live recording this week and but did get a greeting for yall and hope yall enjoy this backlog episode. Each good, drink good, get laid, and get paid. Hell yeah. 

DNE Ep 57: Happy Thanksgiving! 26.11.2021 1:15:18

The Latest sports show. 

DNE Ep 57: Homegirl Got Stacyied! 24.11.2021 1:14:51

Hello and Happy Thanksgiving to all the coco butter sluts! Weve got a packed sports show this week full of gravy, sussness, and domestic violence. Join us this holiday in filling our glasses, eatin some asses, and havin a good time. Much love. 

DOT Ep: 55 School Board Moms Hate Penises 20.11.2021 1:21:00

Hello again! This week we dive deep into really upset moms and theirs sons experiences with sexual exploration in the school place and dive deep into some internet videos. Enjoy, get laid, and get paid. Ye ye. 

DOT Ep 55: School Board Moms Hate Penises 19.11.2021 1:20:34

Were back on another Friday! Hello and welcome! This week we go balls deep in school board mom videos and toktalks! Join us with a glass of whatever makes yall happy and go get laid. Hell yeah hell yeah. 

We Have Video On Spotify Now! 17.11.2021 1:02:04

This is our latest episode of the sports show this week and were testing if we can get video on Spotify now. 

DNE Ep 56: OBJ Aint Worth S*** 17.11.2021 1:01:37

Were back with the sickness! Grab yourself a glass and join us for the weekly sports talk. We dive in on Dalvin Cook, OBJ, and Pacman Jones! 

DOT Ep 54: We Get Throated 12.11.2021 1:21:52

Did yall know that we have a Friday show? And its also DROPS ON FRIDAY!? Welcome back to the show people! Were happy to be back. Enjoy the episode and get back to joining us EVERY hump day and Friday moving forward. And the biggest of shoutouts to our new editor Matty Ice! Hell yeah hell yeah! 