Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman

Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman

Comedy EN ↓ 55 episodes

From the Rise of A.I Robots, to the cost of Baked Beans; It's not hard to see that the World is going to shit. Fast! Rob Ellis, Rachel and Wingman take a weekly look at their personal declines and the wider sinking wreckage of society.........and take the piss out of it. Decommissioned is Doom Scrolling with a smirk. Laugh with us, as we watch the World burn. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman

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Wheelie-bin Granny 08.07.2025 31:28

Rob’s sacked off social media, but now he’s obsessed with buyin’ trunks on Vinted. His wife has had enough! Wingman and Rach have loads of shoes but Rob has just one pair and believes it makes the stress of life so much easier. And apparently, in the future we’ll all own nowt but still be happy. Everything’ll be rented; washers, sofas, even your telly. But no one’s rentin’ buckets… so we’re gettin...

Balls On A Train Toilet seat 01.07.2025 23:58

On this episode Rach has gone and applied for yet another job – this time walkin’ dogs. Could you pick up a dog’s poo that’s not even yours? Rob once went for a job at Sky Digital but didn’t get it 'cos of his dodgy ladder technique. He’s not been right with ladders since. Do foreigners tut, or is that just us Brits? When’s the last time you tutted, Wingman’s tut is proper pathetic. Send us a What...

Rachel Wants To Be A Postman 01.07.2025 23:02

In this one – Rach applies for a job as a postman, but the job hunt rolls on… Most people stick to the council path, but who prefers a cheeky cut-through? Can you claim starting a cut through? We’ve come up with a brand-new Netflix show, but warning: you’ll never look at your neighbour the same again!! Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice not...

The Rob, Rach & Wingman Reunion 01.07.2025 24:53

After nearly two decades of never spending more than two weeks apart, the team are finally reunited following the sacking. Who’s been the most emotional? Has anyone landed a job yet? And who’s head apparently smells like arse? Oh — and is Rachel actually selling her knickers? Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 ho...

Press Conference 30.06.2025 2:25

Special Announcement!!!!!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk --- --- Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive intellectuals under the name ‘Rob Rach and Wingman Ltd’.  Recorded at Manchester One Media under the Beetham tower, which is easy coz we can tram there and try and do...