Decommissioned with Rob Ellis, Rach & Wingman

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. Rob gets stuck in a lift with another man and stuff, lots of stuff enters his thoughts. Decommissioned Celeb is back can you guess who this week's celeb is? It's half term next week so Robs going to the caravan for a few days! This means there will be no podcast next week sorry! Please don't tell any burglars Robs away....

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. Rob and Wingman give an American an English lesson Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk De...

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. QUITTING PODCAST'S IS FOR FANNIES Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk Decommissioned is t...

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. Sorry that we haven't been on for the last few weeks Rob quit! BUT he's back!! Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? con...

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. A bit of a different episode for the Easter Holidays. Robs gone caravanning son we have put together an episode of all the tunes that have featured on The Decommissioned podcast so far. Hope you all enjoy!!!! Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything...

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. Rach has had her eye ball read!!! This week's decommissioned celeb is a special one we haven't hid the celebs name! THE NAME YOU HEAR IS THE NAME!!!!! Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an ep...

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. Gas Barbecues are for fannies apparently!!! We have a idea and we need everyones help to make it work this summer Rob's Wife's mums cat is very unlucky its very heavy footed! Decommissioned Celeb is back. We have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. A...

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. Do Americans eat toast? Find out why THE PORK PIE may soon be extinct. Have you ever unplugged a vending machine or a fruit machine Rob used to do it just for the crack. Decommissioned Celeb is back. We have another Celeb encounter. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. AND ST...

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. Wingman has got a prank caller!!! The show WhatsApp is connected to Wingman's phone so every time you call in the night it wakes hime and his family. Thanks for ringing Louise! We have had loads of texts this week and try to get back to as many of you as possible. When's the last time you had a wild shit? Is Rob more ne...

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. We're thinking about taking the show on the road and doing a few events in the north west. Whos up for coming to a Decommissioned LIVE EVENT? Have a listen to the episode and let us know what you think of the plan. Send us a voice note if your up for it to our Decommissioned WhatsApp 07346336743 or send us an email if y...

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. Have you looked at The Epstein Files? Robs been having a good search! Could some people that have been cryogenically frozen get a huge shock when they defrost? Robs son is almost 16 and he's been looking at tattoos. Find out what he wants on his arm. On this week's Decommissioned we have another Celeb encounter. We disg...

Decommissioned - The Podcast about normal people's SHIT Celebrity experiences. On this weeks Decommissioned we have another two Celeb encounters. We disguise the REAL Celebs name with another Celebs name to hide their identity. Keep sending in your normal people celeb experiences. Your story could be on the pod soon!!! We love a voice note number below. Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in...

The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it! During this episode of Decommissioned you will hear health advice from Bez from the Happy Mondays. Decommissioned it back!! Thank God!! We were in high court last week as we accidentally left the celebs name in Decommissioned Celeb. Thankfully all charges have been dropped and we are back. So obviously we are back with a new Decommissioned...

The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it! Send us a Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIONED and send us a voice note about anything open 24 hours a day!! 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk Got something to say? contact@decommissioned.co.uk --- --- Decommissioned is the intellectual property of three massive inte...

The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it! Rachel has Decommissioned her pubes Decommissioned Celeb returned for another week this weeks celeb had a deva strop because of an out of order lift. Who could it be? Have a think.... have you ever seen a cow on a hill? No is the answer! FACT! An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift for your daugh...

The world has gone to SHIT but we just have a laugh at it! Why are we going to the moon in the next few weeks? What's going on? People are leaving notes for themselves and putting it away with the Christmas decorations till next year. Some people are even leaving money for themselves. What would you leave yourself? An old man gave Wingman an envelope at the football and said inside this is a gift...

The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!! We begin the episode with an update on Rach's wedding plans. Is this the year? Rob also reminisces about his wedding 12 years ago. Wingman invited 12 randoms into Robs wedding and they stole all his wedding gifts and money!! There is a big problem that's really annoying rich people. A shortage of tennis coaches in the UK! Where have they all...

The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!! Part 1 out every Tuesday. Part 2 out every Thursday just for you. PASS IT ON!!! Hot water bottles are selling fast. New 'Decommissioned' official Merchandise AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 s...

The world is going to 'SHIT' but we just laugh at it!!! Would you go down a water slide into crocodile infested water if you were pissed? Some advice for you. If you ever meet a stranger kick them in the balls. We talk about some jobs that actually existed over a hundred years ago. And stumble upon the reason cows have got a switch up their arses that not many people know about. Rob also has a pow...

The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!! Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off! Hope you enjoy the Arse End Of Christmas special PART 2 Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday. Enjoy People. MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episod...

The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!! Merry Christmas everyone!!! Most Podcasts have Christmas off. Not us The Decommissioned Podcast is never off! Hope you enjoy the Christmas special PART 1 Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday. Enjoy People. MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk 🎙️ Click follow to neve...

The world is going to shit so we just laugh at it!!! Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday. Enjoy People. MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk 🎙️ Click follow to never miss an episode. Follow us on socials: @decommissioneduk You can now send us a voice note on Whatsapp - 07346336743 save it in your phone as DECOMMISSIO...

Social media is the next thing being Decommissioned!! Rachel’s proper job now is dog walking!! This week she through a log was a dog!! 🙈 What's real and what's AI??? This weeks Decommissioned Celeb was at a Theme Park. What ever happens don't try take a picture. Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday. Enjoy People. MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE...

DON'T LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE WITH KIDS!!! Rob gets revenge on Wingman and gets AI to create a mucky story involving Father Christmas and Wingman's dad! Are window cleaners the next job to be Decommissioned? Decommissioned is now split into two weekly episodes. They are released every Tuesday and Thursday. Enjoy People. MERCHANDISE AVAILABLE NOW!!! Visit decommissioned.co.uk 🎙️ Click follow to neve...

Rach is late to EVERY single episode recording. It's really starting to piss everyone off so we record her excuses as she arrives. Decommissioned celeb - This week's Celeb is from the world of telly but that's all you're getting! We will never let you know the real celebs names and for legal reasons their name will be swapped for another celeb! THE CELEB'S NAME YOU HEAR IS NOT THE DECOMMISSIONED C...