Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast

Drop Us a Message! Welcome to another episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, hosted by Santana where we unpack weaponized Scripture and remove the churchy filler for genuine biblical conversations.  On today's episode, we highlight the story of the paralyzed man and his four friends that carried him to Jesus. We discuss this story and the magnitude of biblical friendships, faith, and...

Drop Us a Message! Why do the earliest generations in the Bible marry relatives? Was the bible endorsing incest, or are modern readers applying later laws to a completely different point in human history? In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana unpacks one of the most uncomfortable and controversial questions people ask about Scripture: "So the Bible is cool with incest...

Drop Us a Message! (Part Two) In this episode of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, hosted by Santana, we walk into ancient Egypt during the confrontation between Moses, Aaron, Pharaoh, and Pharaoh's magicians. This was a world where government, religion, magic, agriculture, medicine, priestly purity, sacred animals, the Nile, the sun and Pharaoh's throne were all connected. So when God...

Drop Us a Message! In this episode of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, hosted by Santana, we walk into ancient Egypt during the confrontation between Moses, Aaron, Pharaoh, and Pharaoh's magicians. This was a world where government, religion, magic, agriculture, medicine, priestly purity, sacred animals, the Nile, the sun and Pharaoh's throne were all connected. So when God dropped the...

Drop Us a Message! People quote Scripture every day, but what happens when spiritual language starts getting used to avoid accountability instead of revealing truth? After hearing watching a show appearance with Cheyenne Bryant where she referenced, "my sheep know my voice", Santana opens up a larger conversation about discernment, church culture, and the growing habit of using God-langu...

Drop Us a Message! This week on the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana discusses the viral controversy surrounding Pastor Mark Burns, Donald Trump's 22-foot gold statue in Miami, political idolatry, corrupted spiritual leadership, and why so many people feel disconnected from modern American Christianity. After Pastor Mark Burns defended the massive gold Trump statue unveiled at Trump Na...

Drop Us a Message! Can Christians smoke weed? What does the Bible actually say about cannabis, idolatry, sobriety, and Christian freedom? In this episode of Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana takes an honest, Scripture-first look at one of the questions believers keep debating but rarely slow down enough to study well. This is a Bible study for people who want to understand what Scripture giv...

Drop Us a Message! In this bonus episode of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana sits down for a real conversation about the heart behind the podcast, and why this show ultimately belongs to Christ. She shares honestly about burnout, spiritual resistance, and the responsibility of stewarding a faith-based podcast with care. This episode is a transparent check-in about calling, obedience, con...

Drop Us a Message! What does Easter actually have to do with Jesus Christ, and what has culture added that was never part of the biblical story? In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray Podcast, Santana moves past bunnies, eggs, and empty tradition to sit with the real weight of Holy Week. This is a conversation about the love of Jesus, the necessity of the cross, and why the death and resurr...

Drop Us a Message! What do you do after you betray someone you once swore you would die for? In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, we step into one of the most raw and human moments in the Bible. It is the night Jesus was betrayed and denied by two of the people closest to Him. You've probably heard their names before: Peter the Apostle and Judas Iscariot. Both walked with Je...

Drop Us a Message! What happens when you genuinely love God, or want a real relationship with Christ, but feel out of place in certain faith spaces? In this episode of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, Santana shares the heart behind the podcast, why it exists, and the deeper assignment that led to creating a space where Scripture can be explored thoughtfully, honestly and without fear. This con...

Drop Us a Message! The story of Lot and his daughters is one of the most disturbing passages in the Bible, and it is also one of the most misunderstood. Some read it and assume God turned a blind eye. Others rush to assign blame or defend characters instead of slowing down long enough to read the text as it was written. This episode refuses to do either. In this conversation, we walk carefully thr...

Drop Us a Message! In this episode of Dear God, Lettuce Pray, we slow down and read the verses that get quoted the most and explained the least when it comes to tithing. From Genesis 14 to Malachi 3, we unpack what the Bible actually says about giving, blessings, and that famous "test me" verse churches love to use. No church bashing. No guilt. No fear-based theology. Just scripture, con...

Drop Us a Message! Welcome back to Dear God, Lettuce Pray, the podcast where we take Bible stories out of the dusty Sunday School shelf and shuffle them into real life for the spiritually curious, the skeptical, the spiritually burned, and everyone in between. In this episode, we unpack the wile and surprisingly relatable story of Gideon from Judges chapters six and seven. Involves a guy who didn&...

Drop Us a Message! Where are the female angels? In this episode of  Dear God Lettuce Pray  podcast, we slow down and let the Bible speak for itself. No myths, pop culture theology, or watered-down explanations meant to keep everyone comfortable. We walk through how angels are described in Scripture, what the original languages reveal, and why are angels consistently presented as male. We also conf...

Drop Us a Message! "It's not the government's job to feed the poor. It's the church's job" That line almost always gets justified with one verse: 2 Thessalonians 3:10. In this episode, we break down what Paul was addressing in Thessalonica, why some believers had stopped working, and how this passage gets pulled out of context to shut down conversations about poverty,...

Drop Us a Message! Episode Two: 2 Thessalonians 3:10 Why do some Bible verses get quoted constantly, while others barely at all? In this promo trailer for the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast, host Santana introduces a show that slows Scripture down and reads it in context. This series explores verses that are often taken out of context, how misused Scripture pushes people away from faith, and what c...

Drop Us a Message! Season Two of the Dear God Lettuce Pray podcast opens with one of the most misused verses in the entire bible: "Turn the other cheek". Some folks use it to paint Jesus as soft. Some use it to guilt you into silence. And some weaponize it so you'll tolerate things God never asked you to tolerate. This episode breaks down what Jesus was actually teaching in Matthew...

Drop Us a Message! You've heard it all, I am certain. People questioning God, misquoting Scripture, and in some cases, walking away from church altogether. But in the middle of the chaos, one truth remains : God never stopped speaking.  Season Two of the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast takes you back to the Word--unfiltered, unedited, and unbelievably human. Each episode unpacks the stories yo...

Drop Us a Message! Welcome to "Dear God, Lettuce Pray," the podcast where faith meets fun, hosted by the ever-engaging Santana. Join us as we explore the Bible's deeper meanings through stories filled with humor, wit, and a touch of irreverence. Whether you’re a spiritual skeptic, a curious millennial, or just someone seeking a fresh perspective on ancient texts, this show is for yo...

Drop Us a Message! You know what doesn't get talked about enough in the Christian community? That Jesus had jokes. He was in fact quite the jokester. Tune in to the next episode as we unpack biblical scripture that highlights the wittier side of Jesus. Please subscribe on Spotify, Apple Podcast and YouTube. Also follow us on Instagram : @deargodlettuceprayHost : SantanaSound Design : Green Ol...

Drop Us a Message! Welcome to the Dear God, Lettuce Pray podcast, where spirituality meets sass and biblical wisdom gets a millennial makeover. Join host Santana as she takes you on a cosmic journey through the ancient texts of the Bible, from Genesis to the book of Enoch, with a side of humor, insight, and a whole lot of groove. From the OG creation story to the celestial drama of fallen angels,...

Drop Us a Message! From the OG creation story to the celestial drama of fallen angels, Santana breaks down the Bible's juiciest tales, shedding light on heavenly mysteries while keeping it real and relatable for modern listeners. Get ready for a blend of educational insights, thought-provoking revelations, and comical commentary. [Promo Trailer]the Dear God, Lettuce Pray PodcastHosted by : Si...

Drop Us a Message! Greetings, celestial companions, and welcome to another illuminating episode of the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast! Today, we embark on a divine odyssey through the puzzling bond between David and Saul – a saga rich in intrigue, envy, and redemption. As your guide on this voyage, I'm Santana, your faithful curator of biblical narratives with a contemporary flair...

Drop Us a Message! In a world where faith meets folly, and ancient tales collide with modern wit, comes a podcast unlike any other. Greetings, celestial companions! Welcome to the "Dear God, Lettuce Pray" podcast, where we embark on a divine odyssey through the epic saga of David and Saul. Here we are dropping a little trailer to hold you over for next week's episode release. Stay t...